Grammys Open Post: Hosted By International Supermodel Phoebe Price
International supermodel, silver screen sensation and chart-topping and musical genius Phoebe Price has arrived to host this Grammys open post for you. And how dare you ask "Why is she there?" I know you're thinking that shit and you should be ashamed of yourself. Bitch is nominated for her stirring and emotionally raw song "I Kissed My Dog." Okay, no, she's not, but she should've been! And the Grammy whores realized that, so that's why they invited her as their VISF (very important seat filler). Although, she might lose her position when some bitch gets angry that PP's lil' feathery hatlet is blocking their view.
Yes, it's the Grammys and it's like 45-hours long or some shit. It's going to be a long night. Get your sleeping blankets out, grab a few granola bars for protein, put on a clean diaper (just in case you shit yourself out of boredom) and find the strongest shit in your house to help you get through this fuckery. Regular booze isn't going to do it for you. You might have to suck on some Ty-D-Bol in order to deal.
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Phoebe looks good! She's got that freshly peeled dermabrasion look.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:45am.
Oooh, Lizzieb, do tell on Open Post - I want to hear about the Mia/Woody-fuckery.
Well, what interested me was what a prick he was- ignoring the kids, acting like a baby, taking his temperature every hour. She said that the loveable nebbish is an act and he is a stone cold snob who is unkind to his parents. He was apparently obsessed with the baby girl, Dylan, that they adopted and was caught many times with her in her bed with her sucking his thumb etc. Although he was not found guilty of child abuse he was not considered a fit parent and was only allowed supervised access to Dylan and their natural son- who he ignored as a rule.
Soon Yi s not only young enough to be his granddaughter but has special needs- a kind of autism that makes her unable to understand social interactions and take things literally. So, she is very easy to manipulate. When her dad, Andre Previn, found out about all this Woody was, according to Mia, screaming and squirming with shame on the floor. She HATES him, that’s for damn sure.
How he and Soon Yi were allowed to adopt is a mystery. Leaving aside the unsavoury beginnings to the relationship and his only being allowed supervised access to the kids what about his age? It stinks, really.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:58am.
I didn't watch the show, I drank a bottle of Gewürztraminer and sent one nasty text to an ex.
Not my best day.
hahahaha. Oops, I mean awwwww and sorry!
The story I just read said the doctor was Dr. Michael Kamrava.
Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:08am.
yup, that is cool.. at least the mom isnt covering for her and speaking out against it.
on another note.. my pregnant ass just downed so much hommus and wheat thins.. UGH!
LOL!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Did you catch this from Octopussy's Mom?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/02/grandma-blasts-octuplet-mo...
GDB:
So, question....follow me here...
if it's illegal (is it?) in the US to implant more than, lets say 3 embryos and a woman went across the border to have 6-8 inserted then came BACK across the border- would that be breaking the law in some way? Like even tho it wasnt done here the fact that she had it done there and came back to the US...??? it's almost like a slap in the face of the US. And again, NO ONE mentioned ANYTHING about her aliases?
NO ONE?!?!?
Can the gov/law overturn HIPPA in this instance to get the name of the Dr?
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chefc on octocrazy: i just watched it and nothing worth hearing or seeing...they showed the crazy lady with the itty bitty babies...matt lauer talked with some fertility specialist guys that were pissed about it, but still no name...matt acted like he knew the name of the implanter but still no name...why won't anybody give up the name...you know people have got it...we need info...rumor is it is a mexican doc but i'm not so sure on this...i've been searching for the name of the doc like a madwoman! but i can't find anything
any ideas where to look?
popping in while i stuff my face w/hommus.. did the ann curry chicken and octopussy interview air?? any new news??
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ew she should not wear that colour
@sandbitch and M2C: i'm sorry to hear about the fires and death there...it is horrible...lived through Katrina living on the miss gulf coast...i was lucky in comparison to some...it was devastating...i will never be the same...television and pictures don't show the massive devastation and the depth of the pain
please take care and let us know what we can do to help...i wish you guys were closer...i'd be there physically
btw, watch out for those crazy scientologists! they'll come in yellow shirts offering you massages! i wanted to strangle those freaks...on the other hand, they gave us lots of laughs!
My Grammy thoughts....
Okay, I know most of you will roll your eyes at me, but I also know there are some who will understand when I say...
Neil Diamond!!! Omg, I was so excited! Although it looked like Paul McCartney was even more excited to see Neil than me. Did you catch him going nuts when Neil was going back up the steps during Sweet Caroline?
The Grammys are my favorite award show, although I'm sick of the album of the year usually being something kinda out there.
My favorite performances were....
Jennifer Hudson... It was already emotional to see her there, nevermind the song and the gospel singers behind her. For some reason, almost every time there are gospel singers, I love the song and it makes me emotional.
Sugarland....performance was great. I don't know who they are, I don't like country music at all, but it was a great performance.
Kid Rock....never liked him much. His songs are okay. I just loved All Summer Long when it came out and I loved all the songs he performed last night.
Besides Neil, my next favorite moment of the Grammys was Green Day. I LOVE Green Day. Finally they are coming out with a new album. It's been much too long.
P.S. I hate Coldplay!
Chris Brown's booking sheet, showing all the details and his next court date for the alleged assault
Crazy news! Mugshot should be out any minute.
I wish PP would erase the "blowing a kiss" pose from her reportoire.
I didn't watch the show, I drank a bottle of Gewürztraminer and sent one nasty text to an ex.
Not my best day.
Oh my god, I'm shitting myself with laughter over the Alli reference in the Caption This Contest. That IS funny, and so true.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
I skipped watching the Grammys or whatever the fuck it was. I'm just so disconnected from these awards shows anymore, though I think I will tune in to the Oscars to see what happens w/ the Jolie-Pitt couple.
What I'd REALLY like to see is the Adult Film Industry's version of the Oscars. Does that get any airtime?
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Sandbitch is clearly Courtney Love.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
"Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:59am.
I'm glad Adele won because that bitch Duffy has some of the worst lyrics known to man."
I thought Lady Caca had the worst lyrics. Miley Cyrus voice is pretty bad too.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:00am.
Sandbitch damn I love you but I read that post three times and still couldn't make head or tails of it. Translation please.
I second that. It's sounds just awful in Oz, glad you're OK.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Sandbitch damn I love you but I read that post three times and still couldn't make head or tails of it. Translation please. Pheobe Price is one sick puppy. Anyone with flaming red hair in hot pink needs a mental evaluation. She's a genuine phenomenon because she is absolutely nobody and keeps on managing to get into these shows. If I ever get so bored with myself I'm going to give that a whirl and see if I can pull it off.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
2C & New Improved... Fuck we're lucky cunts eh. My god though it's been hot in Briz Vegas today.
Anyfucker, a friend of mine works in an iron ore mine site OUTSIDE in the Pilbara in Nth W.A. and it's 65C fucking degreez (got a pic of the thermometer)!!!! Nothing out there left TO burn, but you should see Davo's feet!!!
Next time you toss an empty can of baked beans in the recycle bin...think of Davo's feet.
I had a bit of a really bad weekend and now I'm just hanging out over at D-Listed, because it's the only thing holding me together at the moment.
It's irrelevant, I know, but I needed to read some of these threads for laughs.
Thanks!
Hey Sandbitch and Twocents,
I too am okay and everyone I know is fine.. so far.
Pictures from the fires:
http://goeastyoungwomantodubai.wordpress.com/
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@ Mish
Omg! I totally care!
I love me some Blink 182!
I'm 27 and when Travis said "We used to make music together and decided to start doing it again" (you know, or something close to that!)
I squealed like a ten year old who just saw a jonas brother!
Super happpppy!
@ Sandbitch and New Improve...
I'm thanking the heavens that I haven't been personally effected... all my peeps are safe and sound and still have their homes. So many people are mourning the loss of their loved ones today. It's just too horrible for words.
Sending my thoughts and prayers to all those here in Vic that have lost too much.
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What The New Improve.. said. Not about Phoebe, Phoebe still looks all sorts of shit!
Feel so sorry for the peeps in Victoria. Sending you love and wishing you rain from all us cunts in Queensland. We are thinking of you...
Princess Pheobe actually looks pretty good there!
Please take a minute tonight to send a prayer (or whatever) to the Australians that lost their families and homes in the fires this week.
I cannot believe my home town escaped by about 5 minutes because they wind blew back on itself when the weather change came through.
We have lost over 30 people in the next town, over 30 in the one after that and another 30 in the next. The towns are just gone. Compleltely wiped off off the map.
You know that scene in the opening of Terminator 2 where the machines walk over burnt out cars and bodies. Yeah, it kind of looks like that.
Horrible.
Sorry to say, but that JT and TI performance was banging, yo!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
West coast laaaate comment: Wow, AK and RP. Never heard her. They work well together. Yea, I know, no shit sherlock.
UGH =
1) Radiohead and USC Marching Band. The latter, obvs.
2) Radiohead and Fishsticks. The latter, double obvs.
3) Miley Cyrus anywhere, anytime.
4) Possible Justin Timberlake irritation.
Yay Adele! <3 <3!!! I love her!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
Yay Coldplay!!!!! :D
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
Ugh, Coldplay wins another award?! Fuck me with a stick. Their album wasn't even good!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
I highly doubt anyone else here cares, but Blink 182 is back! WOOOOOOOO
Joe Jonas needs to stop thrusting his crotch into the camera. I feel as if Chris Hansen is watching me while I stare and drool.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
OMG TV!! That's disgusting!! Doesn't it stink??!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Awww, JHud's performance was really good. Until she started singing. Who does she think she is?! It was the fucking Grammys, biatch!!!
I Kid, I kid!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
Bye ME!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 1:27am.
It's raining cats and dogs, I'm contemplating sleeping on the couch just to listen all night.
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Somebody threw a dead squirrel on my roof. Not romantic at all. Maybe the rain will wash it off.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
I'd much rather Britney win something than Miley. At least Brit provides some good work out and clubbing music.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I think she intentionally wears these hideous outfits to get noticed. It's the only way she'll get into a magazine, even though it'll be in the "Worst Dressed" section.
"Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 1:27am.
PapaSmurf, why was she even there??? God, I hate Hollywood!"
Who? Miley? No se. Probably to kill my eardrums!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
Soma is kicking my ass right now.
I just came in to say hello. I'm out, goodnight!
Did Duffy at least win something? I like that hor.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Miss Thang - pouring rain!!!
Finally!
Might snow. It's in the low 30's.
Woo HOO!
ME, raindrops on the rooftop. how romantic:)
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Our queen if shit, Shitney didn't win anything, did she?
PapaSmurf, why was she even there??? God, I hate Hollywood!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
It's raining cats and dogs, I'm contemplating sleeping on the couch just to listen all night.