The Morning After
The new Bobby Brown, Chris Brown (wait, are they related), turned himself into the police last night for allegedly smacking down an "unidentified chick." I've got a little of the Sylvia Browne power in me, so I'm going to predict that the victim's name begins with an R and ends with an ihanna. I know, my SLYCIC powers are astounding. So, Chris was booked and released on $50,000 bail shortly after turning himself in.
Even though RiRi hasn't been confirmed as the victim, the security guard at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles told the NYDN that he saw the alien princess entering the joint for treatment. She left a little while later.
A source said that Ike and Tina '09 were fighting inside the car and RiRi got out to walk the fuck home. She probably said "shut up and drive" and he wouldn't (sorry). The source went on to say, "Things got physical. He hit her, possibly more than once. She had multiple bruises." RiRi's glorious tenhead better be pristine or I will never stick a piece of Doublemint gum in my mouth again.
There's a few rumors as to why Chris busted a fist on her royal alienness. One source claims RiRi accused him of checking out whores at a party. Another source claims RiRi gave Chris the Wonky McValtrex Virus (aka herpes). I'm not sure about the herpes defense. If everyone in Hollywood slapped a ho for giving them the herp, that town would be filled with busted up, beat down skanks. Oh, wait.... It kind of is.....
I'm sure today will bring many answered questions. Chris is already practicing how to cry on cue during his apology interview to Ty Ty Banks (I pray Ty Ty gets the interview). And RiRi is already shooting a PSA for battered alien princesses.
And I am the only one who thought it was ironic that RiRi's Grammy performance was replaced by Al Green singing "Let's Stay Together"?
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:29am.
She's getting death threats for reporting him. That's probably why she's dropping charges. She's scared.
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Fuck off. That ain't, right. That's the kind of thing that puts me in the mind of taking a bullet for a bitch. Who said that? Cycle of abuse? That's it, right there.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:46pm.
shes gonna start fucking old white guys now.
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Lucky girl:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
What's up with u people? When did JayZ become this girls dad!? She better get all her fam in the West Indies to whoop some ass!
"Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 1:13pm.
Rihanna's new song goes "I gotta go to rehab baby your my disease" must be about chris"
Give us a break, this chick doesn't even know the first thing about writing a song. I believe JT wrote that shit ass song.
LMFAOOOO @ this article. Only Michael could write shit like this! HAHHAHAHAA. It's very unfortunate though. I believe his die-hearted fans will stick by him.
shes gonna start fucking old white guys now.
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If it fucks, floats, or flies, its cheaper to rent.
There is no excuse to hit a chick...period.The herpes story will be juicy gossip though...kinda hope it's true.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I used to like Chris Brown, but when he started talking shit about Jordin Sparks, I lost all respect. He said in an interview that Jordin had the hots for him, and defintely made it known while working on the video of 'No Air', he then went on to talk about how it would never happen, like she was some kind of dog or something.
You don't talk about someone like that, especially someone you collaborated on a song with. The same one that was nominated for a Grammy last night.
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
Rihanna's new song goes "I gotta go to rehab baby your my disease" must be about chris
Submitted by dustbunny on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:45am.
Oh, Beyaki gets her ass shoved around by Jay also. Hell, there's even a video out there of him slapping some other woman upside her head.
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Bellaca, i mean "BEYAKI" must be pissed other people are stealing her thunder left and right. The "Ike & Tina" thing, someone in her camp spreading rumors that Jay-z treats her bad and pushes her around ::fake tears::: If that's the truth then surely all her smack talking on record is just that, no? Like all these people making music now.
All engineered for maximum dramatical effect.
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Submitted by Am on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:31am.
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It wasn't just because he wouldn't marry her - he was also cheating. So he deserved the hot grits.
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Maybe he was leaning over to put something in the glove compartment and her twentyhead just got in the way?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:54pm.
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No, they aren't bodyguards (especially that asshole Suge),lol.
If she did give him an STD, I might have to stop defending her ass. If somebody burned me, they'd get more than a black eye.
And Prince should kick her ass for stealing his hairdo.
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Ok, isn't RiRi superly protected by Suge Knight or Timbaland or something like that?
Did you guys see this?
TMZ has confirmed Rihanna is the named alleged victim in the Chris Brown case and the allegation is that she was assaulted with a deadly weapon.
Law enforcement sources tell us the crime report calls the incident assault with a deadly weapon -- we do not yet know the nature of the weapon.
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The waiting drove me mad... you're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back... can't let you roam inside my head
-Pearl Jam "Corduroy"
Any man who hits a woman should get his nuts kicked up into his mouth. Period.
What is she like 90lbs? Forfuckssake...
I think a national campaign of destroying his CDs in the stores that sell them is in order.
See you at WalMart this afternoon.
I'll bring the screwdrivers.
Cheers.
Submitted by dustbunny on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:45am.
Oh, Beyaki gets her ass shoved around by Jay also. Hell, there's even a video out there of him slapping some other woman upside her head.
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That kid is nothing but a 19 year old JACKASSSSSSS. If she goes back she deserves another beatdown.
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staple his dick
I know it's not gonna happen, but it'd be real refreshing if when something like this happened to a famous person, they made a very public statement along the lines of, "I quit that bitch because he/she was abusive" I know it's gotta be tough to do, but if you are in the position/money to beef up security for yourself and keep this bitch away from you, then please do it for all the people out there who feel too powerless to leave. Make them a spectacle and shame them for their behavior.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Tina Turner better take RiRi under her wing in a hurry! RiRi doesn't want to break up with Chris because she doesn't have any money. (There were reports that she got paid less than 30k for her last album) Ergo, he has all the power in the relationship. Too bad. Leave the creep!
She's getting death threats for reporting him. That's probably why she's dropping charges. She's scared.
she's an idiot.
Circle of Abuse
http://ezinearticles.com/?Breaking-Out-of-the-Circle-of-Abuse&id=274663
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He was in character for a roll?
She won't dump him-if fact, you'll see more of them together-showing how "loving" their relationship is! The cover up is already in the works-which is sad all the way around.
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You can be my battering fella, fella, fella, aye, aye, aye
Under my umbrella ella, ella, ella.....
she's probably afraid to testify/press.
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The herpes rumor -- is this something put out by his camp so that people think, "No wonder he hit her, she gave him the gift that keeps on giving."
If so, that's pretty fucking disgusting.
Why do I have a feeling that this will all be boiled down to a misunderstanding...the record companies will want to find some way of making this sound like it wasn't an assault after all.
Disgusting fuckpigs.
Seriously, I would be watching out for Jay too.
LOL, my bf wants to kill him. He thinks Ri is the hottest.
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They both strike me as asinine and spoiled, so I'm not that surprised he would fuck up her face and she would likely take him back.
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LOL 2drink, I was shreiking at him on tv last night, "YOU UGLY MOFO GET OFF MY TV!" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
snow - I think I just died laughing...Joe Camel...
Holy crap.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:47am.
Maybe Chris just joined the Slapaho tribe.
Maybe Rihannas visit to the hospital is completely unrelated.
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Sorry, it's now been confimed that she is the victom of felony battery.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I hate that some men believe its ok to hit a woman
CB should get jail time and be used as an example for men that beat women
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
If I were Chris Brown, I'd be looking over my shoulder, cuz Jay-Z is gonna be coming after his ass. Nobody fucks with his RiRi!
if i were to ever get hit by anyone i would go to the hospital to document it. even if i just had a scratch. i cant see if damage was done on the inside of me and its my responsibility to take care of my body.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Herpes - something like 1 in 4 people has herpes (the sexy kind). The way Hollywood works, you'd think a person would want to get herpes to meet the status quo.
And it does sound like RiRi's going to stay with him, that car accident excuse her PR people put out there to explain her bruises screams cover up.
Maybe Chris just joined the Slapaho tribe.
Maybe Rihannas visit to the hospital is completely unrelated.
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Did you watch Eukanuba National? That pointer that won was one bad bitch!!!
I love Westminster, but I prefer Crufts. I like the UK shows cuz it's illegal crop ears or dock tails in Europe.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
a while back we had a blind item about a singer getting beat in private. We may of joked that it was Beowolf getting hit by Jayz. Guess we know who it is now.
Really hope she dumps his ass. Just think of all her young fans who are going to get the wrong message about what you do in an abusive relationship. Where is Tina Turner to talk to this girl?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
yes squeezy- cause CB is a "pussy with no goddamn sense".
I love that song.
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The waiting drove me mad... you're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back... can't let you roam inside my head
-Pearl Jam "Corduroy"
Seriously, Jay-Z needs to come in and strong arm a ho. Chris Brown, that is. That's what I call justice.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:40am.
DAE, I agree. If she doesn't leave him now, I won't have any respect for her either.
They hit you, you leave. Because if you don't, it WILL happen again.
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yes, I would think that would be a given by now. apparently not for some people tho?
he hits me- he only does it once. what's that from?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
DAE, I agree. If she doesn't leave him now, I won't have any respect for her either.
They hit you, you leave. Because if you don't, it WILL happen again.
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The waiting drove me mad... you're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back... can't let you roam inside my head
-Pearl Jam "Corduroy"
joe camel's gonna fuck him up!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
That is messed up! But yeah, my bet from her actions so far is that she'll blow it off and stay with him, although she shouldn't.
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
by resilient i mean i dnt take riri as the type of girl to let a drunken fight escalate into an abusive relationship unless chris is the abused one. ya dig.
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That is so UNCOOL.
seriously, I wonder what is true. broken jaw- that boy needs to get fucked up, JAY!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
gia- I agree that it was prob a drunken thing, but drunk or not you just don't ever put your hands on your gf, wife...and vice versa (UNLESS HE DESERVED IT :P) Kidding.
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hmmm... i had no idea chris had it in him. i am not pleased by this. i heart rihanna. i agree with mk. if riri is forever mentally or physically scarred from this i will boycott all things doublemint forever.
but i seriously doubt she'll give a fuck in 2 weeks anyhoo. she seems resilient.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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