M.I.A. Makes Me Nervous
M.I.A. doing the "contractions bounce" while performing at the Grammys last night almost made me go into fucking labor for her. I wanted to jump through the screen with a mini-mattress and follow her around just in case the baby dropped out of her pussy from all that bouncing around. The baby was probably all dizzy and shit.
At one point, I think I saw the baby's head sneak out, but it could've been the 4th glass of ghetto wine cooler (Chateau Diane & Mott's apple juice) talking. Even if the baby did slide out of her coochie, she probably would've grabbed the umbilical cord, twirled that shit like a lasso above her head and kept on going. Bitch is no joke. I mean, there very well could have been baby water all over the stage, because homegirl was due yesterday.
If you missed that shit, click here to see it. M.I.A.'s performance kind of reminds me of my cousin trying to "drop it like it's hot" during her wedding reception when she was 7-months pregnant. Seeing her hike up her wedding dress and shake that ass made me so proud.
Here's also a few pictures of M.I.A.'s acid trip maternity wear last night. I'm pretty sure she bought her outfits in the placemat and shower curtain aisles at Big Lots.
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No like "Haters" Paris? Ok, lets say Perezers... Don't Perez on my Shit.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
"Haters"?
It's time for a new word.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Haters, sit Down. This bitch fucking Rocked It! She brought it harder, louder and pregnanter than anyone in the history of hip-hop ever has...Ga-lang-Ga-lang! And I totally co-sign on MK's slight disturbia and pride in watching that bitch drop-it like its a contraction and feel proud. I was ready to boil water and take a hit off a stranger's blunt all in the same moment. That Mess Shut it Down! Best performance of the night...That and Radiohead...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
The black and white number looks like it was lifted from Dawn Davenport of Baltimore, MD.
Must have felt good for her to get out there and shake her babybelly.
"I'll never have another one."
Uh, all I wanna do is uh, BANG BANG BANG shoot this bitch in the head, and uh take her money.
This is what this stupid dumb whore promotes. Educate yourself (I know it's hard) instead of blindly following what's put in front of you. It poops on the party but you'll like yourself better for it someday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090209/ap_on_re_as/as_sri_lanka_civil_war
"...Tamil Tiger rebels in their push to end a 25-year-old war that has killed some 70,000 people." ADORABLE!
Radical huh? She has rode her dad's dick (figuratively) to get attention and so that people associate her with something "gangsta", this bitch doesn't even know her dad.
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I love her music!!! xD
LMAO, get it gurl...? wow.
MIA is a douchey fashionista idiot and anyone who says she has something to say doesn't get it. She is canned and her gig is empty meaningless fashion. Packaged, marketed pseudo rebellion. I saw her interview on Tavis Smiley and between the "You know" and "like" there was no there, there. Stupid white suburban buy her shit just like Miley Cyrus. She is just another fake.
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....Einstein.
Ha, she really doesn't care! Well good for her then.
BUT...she's a fat girl just waiting to happen. Look at those knees.
She looks like a black and white easter egg. And that other frock is just plain stupid.
Ew ew ew ew!!! Lil Wayne is totally giving off a Rumpelstiltskin vibe. He's all "Any moment now that baby is miiiiiiine!!"
This will haunt my dreams tonight for real.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 2:24pm.
Stoney, you're a dick.
She's wearing Henry Holland. I can't believe anyone other than his BFF Agyness Deyn is wearing anything from his last collection.
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Henry Holland designs for circus clowns obvs. No one else is stupid enough to wear that garbage
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M.I.A is a musical genious. At least she raps about serious issues and speaks out about them...she's very intelligent actually...which is something Brit Brit or other artists clogging the airwaves can't say.
You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
i hope mia's baby isn't permanently damaged for life by l'il wayne standing so close to the belly...ick he's just gross...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
She looked stupid in her outfit but I liked her performance.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She should have won a Grammy just for performing just seconds before the baby was set to drop.
She should have just delivered on stage and said...
"Top that, Bjork!"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Does she really think she looks good? And that little toad behind her makes my skin crawl.
I love all the kooky bitches best (Bjork, M.I.A., Imogene Heap and their ilk.) They make these dumbass shows funny and worth watching, imho.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
I some how have never heard a song of hers. I only read a few interviews which kind of looked forced. One was where she lamented that NY was getting 'soft' or something.. um, ok. I get cultivating an image and fan base, but.. I have seen many pictures of her doing the same weird snarl and throwing the 'finger' signs. Kind of funny like perpetual myspace face. She's cute so I'm not sure why she does that.
Anyway she is married or engaged to Ben Brewer (a member of the massively rich Bronfman family) is definitely not 'ghetto'.
Lil Wayne is so fucking creeping me out in that picture. And he's all sorts of fug.
is that her baby daddy?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
No but that's not me :) But I don't think this woman does anything low key, which is pretty awesome.
I just think your comment was a bit much, that's all.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a crazy hater these days. But seriously, would any of YOU gyrate on stage in front of the entire world nine months pregnant in black mesh?? Yeah, I didn't think so.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
LEEEAVE STONEY ALOOONE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Aw, give Stoney a break! It's Monday and she's being beaten about the head with this crazy-assed Angelina wannabe with the 14 kids.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
To be fair Stoney. What you said was kinda harsh...like, ouch.
Excuse me you fucking nobody, I have a vagina so I'm known around here as a BITCH, not a dick.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Stoney, you're a dick.
She's wearing Henry Holland. I can't believe anyone other than his BFF Agyness Deyn is wearing anything from his last collection.
Since when is it ok for slutty cunts to become mothers? Sew that bitch up.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
well, it probably helped her labor along
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And out of that 5-person performance for that one rap song, Kanye, Jay-Z and M.I.A. were the best in that order. The other two hip-hop guys could not be heard very well at all (I think it was T.I. and Lil' Wayne). I also liked Estele and Kanye West's performance of "American Boy". Their outfits were cute and they both did a pretty good job of singing and rapping respectively.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.I.A. was supposed to have her baby yesterday actually. Her performance was pretty good and it would have been awesome if she suddenly went into labor right there at the Grammy's. I wonder how they would cut to commercial. I actually didn't get to catch the end of the Grammy's because it took SO DAMN LONG for them to end that shit and it started at 8pm. My attention span is far too short, I just stayed awake until Radiohead performed and then fucked off to bed.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I love M.I.A.'s whole look and style..not everyone can pull off what this woman does...preggo belly and all. Not to mention she's beautiful.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Thanks snowy!
I wanna support this girlie. But that clip...WTF WAS that?!? I thought I could hear some music in there somewhere...sorta...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I fucking love this bitch!! Seeing her preggo ass thisclose to popping and watching Radiohead's performance were the only non sleep inducing moments last night.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
M.E. :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sei-eEjy4g
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
GO away talentless hack. brooklyn we go hard we go hard.... brilliant
I love M.I.A<3 I thought she was awesome. I was afraid she was doing to trip and go into labor, or her water was going to break on stage. She must be really short, because she looks wider than she is tall. Either that or she's carrying a 15 pound baby.
Who the heck is that ghetto chick?. Is she a backup singer, because that's all she did. What a crappy performance and her outfit is much worse.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I really love M.I.A! She can do no wrong in my eyes.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
thats crazy. she is so ride or die. she was due to give birth THAT day and she decided to hop around stage doing the labor dance.
i heart m.i.a.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
So this chick was due to give birth, yesterday?
Sorry, I have no clue who M.I.A is.
ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!!!!!!
how else would she be see with ALMIGHTY KANYE (and his afro mullet) if she didn't wear something crazy...other than chris and riri she's on every major blog site...KUDOS MIA!!!!!!
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im more than the token friend CHRISTIE!!!!
I must be getting too damn old. I loved Paul McCartney and I liked the 4 Tops tribute. I missed Al Green, but I am sure that I would have liked him too. I loathe Sugarland and I thought most of the rap and hip-hop performances were loud, disorganized messes. Did Alison Kraus & Plant perform? They kept promising it, but I went to bed.
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Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:54am.
No, but it was easy to misunderstand for reals. It had to be one of the lamest attempts to link two things together ever.
Dean Martin got some honorary award (without any compilation tape of his work, cheap bastards) that mentioned his membership in the legendary "Rat Pack" which led into the introduction of the "Rap Pack" that performed.
Cheap, cheesy and lame. The Grammys ain't what it used to be, the best of all the music awards shows. They need to kick out the rap and country music stars (the younger ones, not the older ones).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
I didn't like the fact that she was a guest star on her own song.
M.I.A. rocks that shit so much better than Agyness Deyn or whatever. She doesn't take herself too seriously.... and her music kicks so much ass. I love that chick.
Even black people call black people "ghetto" all the time.
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