Monday, February 9th 2009

The Insanity Continues

The Crazy Baby Lady's full interview with Ann Curry aired on Today this morning and the soft-talking insanity continued. I think one of her babies even gave her the "Bitch, you crazy" look when she stroked her.

Angelina Crazie took the camera crew through the hospital nursery to introduce her 8 new toys! It totally feels like a little girl (or Marie Osmond on QVC) proudly showing off her doll collection. You know, but Crazy Baby Lady is the owner of some elegant nail tips, so this must mean she's a good mother. That's her logic, not mine.

We also learned the names of all eight babies and surprisingly, there's not a Pax, Maddox or Knox in there. It sounds like she just opened the bible and started randomly pointing, because their names are: Noah, Johan, Mariah, Isiah, Jeremiah, Makai, Malia and Josiah.

How is she going to take care of all her bible babies? Crazy Baby Lady said that her mother will help and she also hopes bitches volunteer their services. Usually, when you volunteer, you get a free hot lunch, but if you help this bitch out, you'll get a heaping serving of piping hot batshit crazy.

And Crazy Baby Lady's mama je'e is not amused. She told RadarOnline, "I was very upset. She already has six beautiful children, why would she do this? To have them all is unconscionable to me. She really really has no idea what she's doing to her children and to me." No, she doesn't know, because the bitch has crazy bugs living in her brains!

Posted by: Michael K


and why is she sportin' a french manicure?!! WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO GET THEIR NAILS DONE WHEN THEY HAVE 14 CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Why is this bitch bringing a camera crew into see her children (who are still clinging to life)? This is a sterile environment and you bring strangers and equipment into the room? What f*cking hospital allowed this circus bullshit?

I guess the official "selling out the kids" has officially begun!! This lunatic couldn't even wait til her babies were home and thriving to allow an interview and for people to see them. I guess she's so hard up for the money that any common sense has gone out the window. Although the common sense wasn't there to begin with - you'd think the medical staff would intervene and tell this loser to get a grip already!! I HATE the way these infants are being whored out. It's the same disdain I have for Jolie for doing it to each one of her children. PEOPLE SUCK!

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If you see your child isn't right, than you need to intervene, one way or another.
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Her mom said that she has always been obsessed with kids. in her first interview (the first I read at least) she said that there was always something off about her daughter and she should have just become a kindergarten teacher if she wanted so many kids.

However is very hard to stop a grown woman/man from doing anything unless you pursue legal action. also remember her mom is in her seventies, she has not the energy or time, taking care of 6 grandchildren or 14 now, to get a lawyer and commit her if that's what needed to be done.

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"

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Have I mentioned that I hate this fucking cunt?
Agree....don't just bitch about it, write/call to someone with influence. I'm not in CA, so the state wont care about what I have to say, but I have emailed TLC,Pampers,many other companies stating I will boycott if any money/charity/tv shows are giving to this nutbag.

She gets the ho sit down.

Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:49pm.

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I'm shocked (that's bullshit as nothing really shocks me anymore), because she told Anne McCurry this morning that the same doc did both procedures.
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i think she's not too familiar with the truth - look how she's deluding herself about her motivations for getting pregnant, her ability to financially support 14 kids, the burden she is putting on her family, etc.

she's said she's not getting any gov't assistance, either; i think it will be a while before the full truth comes out on this one.

they showed different segments of the orginal interview on tonight's newscast - she was giggling and chatting it up, clearly happy to have the attention. she had her upper lip plumped for sure, but i couldn't tell about the nose.

this woman is bad for me. maybe it's because i look like a baby who could have come from her clown car, but i'm taking this one personal.
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Candy Flavored Kittens's picture

What the holy fucking alphabet soup with goldfish crackers is wrong with Hoella's lips?!?!?!?!?! Specifically, that top one. It's looking at me funny.

I feel sorry for whomever has to change out the Diaper Genie in that house, they're gonna need a hazmat suit.

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and someone said there was no excuse to beat a woman

but I am going to have to say that this bitch needs someone to smack some sense into her...and also to smack her until her uterus falls on the ground. She's simple minded. 'nuff said.

And her moms is not wanting to take care of all these children but where was mom 6 children earlier....Mom and Dad have some 'splaining to do. If you see your child isn't right, than you need to intervene, one way or another.

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oh and I would also be very skeptic of her counseling abilities after all that's been said.

by the way, she originally said the father was a contractor from the middle East, I think. and that he was getting a house ready for all of them to live in there??! what happened with that? was it a lie. it was never mentioned again, is he the father of the six oldest children?
anywho, there must be much more to the story that she is telling the reporters.

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:43pm.
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I'm shocked (that's bullshit as nothing really shocks me anymore), because she told Anne McCurry this morning that the same doc did both procedures.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.

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Nadya has 6 children: 7, 6, 5, 3, and 2-year-old twins and 8 infants. She is planning on going back to school in the fall to pursue her masters in counseling. I, for one, probably would not seek out her professional assistance.
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I finished my bachelor's last year and had only one child to juggle with daycare, study time, exams, papers, hubby etc. and my mom was helping me.
It was NOT easy in the least, I really don't think Nadya will be able to start her masters in the fall with all the children, she would need serious help from an army of people to make it happen.
I wish her the best but her goals are very unrealistic.

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"

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@ mcnightmare

I love that song at the end of your post. I'm gonna dig out that CD now..

san francisco bay are news interviewed this...person...a few years ago - here's the link:

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/video?id=6649339

her name was natalie gutierrez back then
apparently it was a different doctor who impregnated her this time - the original one refused so she just went to someone else.

...going to go throw up now....
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
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Zappy's picture

@ letinstar lmao @ human baby pez dispenser!

Priceless!

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@ Noelegy..lmao @ Fertilla

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I don't know if this has been posted yet.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090210/ap_on_re_us/octuplets

LOS ANGELES – The California mother of octuplets already receives food stamps and disability payments to help feed and care for her six other children. Publicist Mike Furtney said Monday that Nadya Suleman receives $490 a month in food stamps.

She also receives disability payments for three of her six previous children, but Suleman did not want to disclose the nature of her children's disabilities or the nature of those payments.

In an interview that aired Monday, Suleman told NBC "Today" show anchor Ann Curry that she does not receive welfare.

Suleman's octuplets were born Jan. 26 in a Los Angeles area hospital.

Furtney says that in Suleman's view, the payments are for her family's legitimate needs.

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I'm not a bit surprised at the nails...seems like every single mom where I work--and they are legion--has those stupid acrylic French manicure nails.

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Nadya has 6 children: 7, 6, 5, 3, and 2-year-old twins and 8 infants. She is planning on going back to school in the fall to pursue her masters in counseling. I, for one, probably would not seek out her professional assistance.
I'm not a big math person but she now has, at least, 11 children who will need daycare while Nadya pursues her master. My 5 year old is in daycare and that costs me about $1035 per month. That's the lowest rate possible because she is in preschool and the teacher ratio goes down as they age. For an infant, the rate is quite a bit higher, because, at least in Washington, the ratio of caregiver to child is 1 to 2. I'll go on the low side and say that each child will cost $1500 per month. Which brings the totals for the 8 to $12,000 per month. Adding in the 2 year old twins is probably another $2000. Then she has the autistic 3 year old. That can't be free. Most likely, her child care costs will be $15000 per month. Do you have that kind of money? I know I don't. So, who is going to pay to watch the kids?
So, is her supportive church going to raise these kids for free? Does Nadya not realize that her life with 8 infants is going to be non stop diaper changing and feeding? I have friends with twins and they are overwhelmed. How is it that she is going to breeze through?
As for the Duggar family, at least they are rich. They have built their own home on their own land. All the kids are home schooled. Their kids are also spaced out enough that the older kids take care of the younger kids. I wouldn't want that many kids and I think it's creepy and weird to keep breeding like that but at least they have a lot of support and have a system in place.
It will be interesting to see how this story plays out.

Love to love ya baby!

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I heard an audio clip of an interview the grandma (Nadya's mom) gave, and it sounds like she's hadituptohere with Fertilla and her hijinks.

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Phoebe's picture

The fertility clinic's website is down - GOOD !

She says the babies are miracles? No, dumbass, miracles would be if they sprouted under the azaleas.

By that picture of her on Radar, her facial overhaul wasn't too long ago.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:24pm.

"Octomom Nadya Suleman kept popping out babies even after doctors diagnosed her with paranoia, depression, wild mood swings and post-traumatic stress syndrome."

Andrea Yates? Is that you?
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Wow I didn't know she had suffered from mental illness, that's a whole different game. you're right about the Yates story, she had many many breakdowns before she had those five kids, she always suffered from mental illness and how it ended up was horrific.

I pray that these little ones do not end up like that, I also agree with helping those children, NOT the mom but the children. at least for their basic needs, diapers formula etc.

God knows how they're all going to fit in that small flat. I don't blame the grandmother for being done with her. one kid is a lot of work, I would go insane with 14.

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"

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It's the story, of a crazy lady
Who was bringing up 6 little boys and girls
All of them were here by one egg donor
But here the story twists and curls.

It's the story, of an unnamed baby daddy
Who has some issues of his own.
This poor man couldn't have it altogether
To have entered the baby making zone.

"Til but one day when her eggs met this fellow's
And it became much more then the Brangie bunch
Now we're stuck with this mess of a family
That we've come to call the Octopussy Bunch.
(The Baby-Making Bunch Tune)

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:47pm.

Another suggestion:

Ace of Base
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI

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Stoney-
Point well taken, but is it "illegal" to live in a three bedroom home and have so many kids? I think its a callous thing to do, but its not the governments place to tell anyone how many babies they can have. Like you said, however, if the kids are being neglected the gov't CAN step in. So why haven't these kids been taken away already?

I was working in a property management office for a while. We had families on a county program where thier rent was based on family size, income, etc. Lets say a family of 6 was in a 2 bedroom, we would have to move them into a bigger apartment. In Ca, I think the law is 2 people per bedroom with one in the common area. (Living room) My friend works for the Housing Authority in California and said this crazy lady and her 14 kids would qualify for an 8 bedroom house.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:38pm.

angel_i: Well, if what I read is true, the doctor is in BIG trouble.

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It's just been one big, ugly scene. I can NOT believe the media is focusing so much on her. WHERE are those doctors? Don't they have any questions for the DOCTORS or the HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATORS about this fiasco? Um..cuz that was the NEWS, right? It wasn't TMZ.....?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:41pm.

@Angel - can I sugguest the Banana Splits theme song for your vid?
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I could seriously do dirty things to you for that! THANK you for reminding me of Banana Split - I love this song. I can't promise I'll get it in the weekly vid but I might do one just for her - you know, like the Shiba Inu:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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@Angel - can I sugguest the Banana Splits theme song for your vid?

One foetus, two foetus, three foetus, four
Four foeti make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the baby buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Octo-Pussy show

Banana Splits intro
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2se2I70CJ0

skippy's picture

people here gonna boycott that shit if it happens

Submitted by Alex222 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:46pm.

If that beotch gets her own TV show I'll throw my shoe at the TV.

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angel_i: Well, if what I read is true, the doctor is in BIG trouble.

skippy's picture

agree 100 percent

Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:29pm.

She's a cult unto herself this bitch. The authorities should remove her kids FLDS style and make her prove she's a fit mother in court. And the doctor should be sued by the State for these babies upkeep and medical bills.

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The goddamn world's just blowing up this week, innit? What with all this Octopussy shit, the Ri-Ri "beat-down" or whateverthefuck, the Grammys... I wonder if MK will be able to keep up with it all?

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:30pm.

Someone posted that the fertility doctor was from Beverly Hills.

From what I have looked up, CA laws only allow 2 embryo's, 3 if frozen to be implanted.

So implanting all 6 WAS ILLEGAL!

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WTF??? Well, that's another interesting tidbit!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:27pm.

angel_i, you absolutely MUST do something with this Octopussy shit, I'm counting on you to come up with something creative in your weekly video. Please. I SO need a laugh.
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O yes! I do have plans for her! I pushed it back a week cuz I knew the Oscars were coming...and the last one I did felt kinda...empty. SO I'm saving it up...but I'm excited, actually so it might come before the end of the week:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Someone posted that the fertility doctor was from Beverly Hills.

From what I have looked up, CA laws only allow 2 embryo's, 3 if frozen to be implanted.

So implanting all 6 WAS ILLEGAL!

Sandbitch's picture

She's a cult unto herself this bitch. The authorities should remove her kids FLDS style and make her prove she's a fit mother in court. And the doctor should be sued by the State for these babies upkeep and medical bills.

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angel_i, you absolutely MUST do something with this Octopussy shit, I'm counting on you to come up with something creative in your weekly video. Please. I SO need a laugh.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:44pm.

OK, who is the fuckwit who supplied the sperm. He should pay child support.

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David Solomon, I do believe, supplied ALL the sperm.

I think those kids should be taken away on the basis of those nails, alone.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:21pm.

I was trying to be kind, but you are right!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:18pm.

Anybody who listens to this woman speak for 5 minutes can see she isn't right in the head.
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Hell. All it took for me was one look.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Deb's picture

Anybody who listens to this woman speak for 5 minutes can see she isn't right in the head.

The fertility doc had to know it. Just because implanting all those embryos isn't illegal, it sure as hell isn't ethical.

People have to pass all kinds of tests for driving, owning a gun, having many jobs. Why is it that bringing another human being into this world a free-for-all?

This woman angers me to no end, and it makes me sick that she's done this. Poor kids.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Stoney's picture

Unfortunately our government doesn't limit the number of children you can have, which is why we have assholes like the Duggars and Gosselins spitting out resource-sucking litters of children. I don't think social services is going to like the fact that five kids are crammed into a single bedroom and cribs are in the kitchen and laundry room and shit. Hell, where I live they won't even clear three adults to live in a one bedroom apartment!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Oh, and one more thing. It seems grandma has been forced into taking care of the kids. Despite the fact the G-Ma is struggling, she's obviously taking care of them (feeding, clothing and etc). So, I'd imagine they wouldn't remove the kids from the home unless G-ma (the only one supporting/ taking care them) steps out of the picture, which seems unlikely.

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Submitted by blarrrgggghhh on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:10pm

child endangerment? isnt the welfare of the children more important?

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UGH! This bitches mug is all over Yahoo's home page. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT HER ANYMORE!!!

Stoney-
Point well taken, but is it "illegal" to live in a three bedroom home and have so many kids? I think its a callous thing to do, but its not the governments place to tell anyone how many babies they can have. Like you said, however, if the kids are being neglected the gov't CAN step in. So why haven't these kids been taken away already?

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Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:58pm.
I said it infront of the hub. He gave me the WTF look!!

I am pissed that Pigez bastard is using it!!

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Mr Flatsy thinks it's priceless. I just have to watch myself around MIL - I dropped the f-bomb (IDFK!) once by mistake on her b-day.

Pigez sucks, haven't been there in ages.
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I don't go there either but a nice hor informed me the other night that he was referring to her as Octopussy.

THAT IS MINE MAN!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by blarrrgggghhh on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:48pm.

Um, I'm no genius, but it seems to me if you intend on bringing eight children home to a three bedroom home with no income to feed or properly clothe them, they can absolutely be taken away. All children deserve shelter and food, and fortunately in this country, if they're not getting that, we have social services to investigate and place them in proper care. And sorry, but in this day and age of birth control no one has the right to have a big family if they can't afford one. It's fucking selfish and you should be punished for doing it.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:58pm.
I said it infront of the hub. He gave me the WTF look!!

I am pissed that Pigez bastard is using it!!

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Mr Flatsy thinks it's priceless. I just have to watch myself around MIL - I dropped the f-bomb (IDFK!) once by mistake on her b-day.

Pigez sucks, haven't been there in ages.

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taking this from Chicken Cutlets Open Post...

So, question....follow me here...

if it's illegal (is it?) in the US to implant more than, lets say 3 embryos and a woman went across the border to have 6-8 inserted then came BACK across the border- would that be breaking the law in some way? Like even tho it wasnt done here the fact that she had it done there and came back to the US...??? it's almost like a slap in the face of the US. And again, NO ONE mentioned ANYTHING about her aliases?

NO ONE?!?!?

Can the gov/law overturn HIPPA in this instance to get the name of the Dr?

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Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by kww on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:23pm.
someone called her Octopussy...wow...that's spot on priceless...

Octopussy was my one shot at genius.
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I almost let it slip the other night w/ my MIL. I had to bite my tongue.
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I said it infront of the hub. He gave me the WTF look!!

I am pissed that Pigez bastard is using it!!