Is That What We're Calling It These Days?
Usher had to cancel all his Grammy plans and bust on over to Brazil, because his wife Tameka Foster suffered from major complications in surgery. A brain doctor even had to travel from California to South America to tend to her ass. It was reported that Tameka was getting a little face or body work done. The plastic kind. But Usher's spokeswhore issued a statement and called it "routine surgery." The full statement to People said: : "Tameka Raymond is in stable condition after suffering complications from routine surgery in Brazil. Her husband Usher is with her at the hospital. No further details will be released, and the family requests privacy at this difficult time."
Okay, I know in Hollyweird, plastic surgery is routine, but it's not for most of the world, so let's just call it what it is. Homegirl went down there to get tucked on the sly and now everyone knows about it. That's got to be a bitch!
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Didnt she have a baby? She's not a man, she just plays one on TV. Damn, she is really unnattractive. Usher is fairly ugly too, but he could get someone much more attractive & hot with all his money.
they do procedures in brazil that aren't legal in america..
"..you remind me of a guy that I once knew.."
This bitch could have all the surgeons in the world working on that fug mug for 12 hours and she would still be the fugliest woman in the world.
She makes Fantasia look like a ravishing beauty.
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Submitted by cheetahstripes on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:23am.
Why are people down on traveling to Brazil to have a little routine work done?
I personally plan on going to Africa for my upcoming cheek and butt implants.
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True. I'ma get myself a Brazilian butt-plant because my nalgas be like PIIUNNN! but i want them to be all like PIDDOOOWWW!! I got big tittays and narrow hips so if i get the butt plant ima have a big fat bandonk, small waist and some big ole tittaaaaaaaysssssss!
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Why are people down on traveling to Brazil to have a little routine work done?
I personally plan on going to Africa for my upcoming cheek and butt implants. They're going to haul my ass around on a safari (face down of course) while I heal up. Hopefully those things won't explode or implode on the way home.
Why would anyone go to Brazil, when right here in the USA we have the best doctor's/hospitals in the world? Hello why do we have so many foreign doctor's here? They even know that you come to America to be a doctor. Brazil, what the fuck is wrong with this woman, it's not like she can't afford the best doctor's money can buy right here? Or there must be another really really good reason she went there for surgery. Probably because whatever she wanted done, no doctor in his right mind and legal savy mentality would want to touch. A neurosurgeon, is not what you want to have flown in to tend to you. Whatever happened I hope for her sake can be corrected. I can't believe her husband would have let her do something this stupid.
Neurosurgeon comes in that means major arteries were cut. She might end up looking like Sally Jesse Raphael.
*slaps own face*
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
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I'm sorry, but she'd still be fug even if she was light. She's got masculine features....not her fault, but it's there. Courtney Love is smacked, too...even more beat than this chick.
With that said, I hope she gets better soon for the sake of her kids. Next time she needs to think about them before she goes and gets a procedure done that she doesn't really need and could be fatal.
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I hope Tameka will be okay because I can't see where she has ever deserved all the names and hatred heaped on her. So she isn't light skinned and and little and cute, and I almost have to commend Usher for apparently going with his heart, even if I think it was a rebound thing; we sit and look at all these Black men with these light bright, damn near or white women, acting like a dark skinned woman is the ugliest thing on the planet. I can't stand how the Black woman always get treated like the most unattractive woman on this planet. Yet Courtney Love looks fuglier than Tameka does in this picture! And she's the "blonde haired, blue eyed" queen of world beauty sterotype!! And Courtney Love doesn't even sound educated and is a known druggie. I have never really heard anything bad about Tameka to warrant all this negativity!
Plus he killed his own career with that last wack album, not her.
I hate that she even felt concern with any of the nastiness said about her to consider plastic surgery, but I can see why she did because this world treats the dark skinned Black woman like shit. I hope one day we can see how beautiful we truly are!
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puppy side eye.
"You would think people would learn their lessons and not get plastic surgery, especially after Kanye's mother died"
Agree to a point but his mother was not a good candidate for PS due to her age, weight, and health issues. That DR should have never done it.
I had 2 major procedures done in Nov and had no problems or complications at all. I am healthy though and much younger than Ms. West.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:35pm.
Hi, Zomay! Sorry I missed this. I was doing critical online, umm, research. Enjoying the flooding?
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She's OK now, out of the coma. Unfortunately. Move on.
Brazil has a lot of transvestites. Remember that.
And yes, we do have the best plastic surgeons (yes I'm brazilian) but unfortunately our women are trying to look more and more "american" everyday with fake boobs/lips and everything else. Jocelyn Wildenstein never had her surgeries here, mind you. And she has a bit of brazilian genes.
Her real name is Raymond, right? I'm thinking she was probably getting some touch-ups done to parts of her that used to be a guy.
Submitted by vegaschick: "Maybe if this dumb bitch was more worried about caring for her newborn child than getting plastic surgery this shit wouldn't have happened.
I don't feel bad for her in the least. She dumped her first three kids on her ex husband and popped up pregnant to trap Usher into marrying her. Now less than two months after having a baby she leaves it at home and flies all they way to Brazil to get a tummy tuck and lipo?"
I agree with lots of posters here, but vegaschick has spoken what's in my heart.
"Homegirl went down there to get tucked on the sly"
Hahahahahaha...I thought she was already tucked.
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You would think people would learn their lessons and not get plastic surgery, especially after Kanye's mother died. There's also no point in getting plastic surgery after you are well known and then try to keep it secret. I hope she learns her lesson from this. She didn't need any damn plastic surgery (I know, some of you disagree because she has a busted face). . .She needs to get her ass on a treadmill if it is for lipo.
Something in the milk ain't clean. Without getting into the semantics of what's "routine" surgery and what isn't, you don't go to fucking Brazil to have your tonsils or a mole removed.
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:48pm.
Okay so you can get plastic surgery in Brazil - why the fuck would you do that when you can get it here? What the fuck is that cheap fucker Usher trying to make a few bucks on the exchange rate?
I dont think its about the money, I think its about finding a surgeon experienced in sewing up black skin or sewing her dick back on.
if they flew a brain surgeon over there it could be a blood clot.
THERE IS HOPE.
There is no "routine surgery."
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Maybe if this dumb bitch was more worried about caring for her newborn child than getting plastic surgery this shit wouldn't have happened.
I don't feel bad for her in the least. She dumped her first three kids on her ex husband and popped up pregnant to trap Usher into marrying her. Now less than two months after having a baby she leaves it at home and flies all they way to Brazil to get a tummy tuck and lipo? She is the perfect definition of a golddigging whore. I know Usher's mom is ready to pay someone to whack her off.
"Neurosurgical conditions include primarily brain, spinal cord, vertebral column and peripheral nerve disorders."
Uhm, neurosurgeons are brain doctors.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:08pm.
Is that a picture of Wesley Snipes?
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LOL! I think Wesley is more feminine.
That is awful,I hope she is ok but with her kind of money she should have gone to a good one here in America.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
If it was so routine why didn't she have it done in the US?
Is that a picture of Wesley Snipes?
It was a NEUROSURGEON that went down to Brazil, not a brain doctor. Let's not limit whatever happened to her to brain injury...it's likely an injured nerve.
OH PLEASE, feel bad for this HWORE?
WHY?
She played the oldest card in the deck, THE ACCIDENTAL PREGNANT CARD!
She is BUSTED & FUG! And Usher is a screamin' MO!
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By the looks of it, she probably got her female hormones in Brazile too. Am I seeing a bit of five o'clock shadow?
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Nice to know that she finally went for that sex change operation. Too bad it was from a discount butcher in Brazil.
Did the doctor mangle her fake peen?
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ME and CT are right -- this complete raging lunatic psycho bitchfaced dicklicker is UGLY. Plastic surgery should only be for restorative purposes (an accident, birth defect or post-cancer surgery, for example), not just because you're fugly and had five babies.
Bitch didn't learn anything from the Donda West fiasco?!?
I also wouldn't put it past Jonnetta Patton -- or Usher himself -- to have slipped someone a few Benjamins to help Tameka exit stage left. No divorce, child support drama, custody battles.
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Okay so you can get plastic surgery in Brazil - why the fuck would you do that when you can get it here? What the fuck is that cheap fucker Usher trying to make a few bucks on the exchange rate?
so having your dick and balls snipped off in brazil is considered "routine"? i learn something new every day...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
no kind of surgery is routine. If they have to cut you open anywhere (including dental) and put you under sedation or anesthesia, IT AIN'T FUCKING ROUTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheeps on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:17pm.
I'm going to Brazil for butt implants, but I can only afford to have one cheek done now. I've decided to have the left cheek worked on, then just carry my wallet on the right for awhile.
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Omg, Lol, can I use this as my sig? Please.
Submitted by cookiepuss on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:05pm.
Then I remember all the OTHER names she's been called over the past couple of years and I have no choice but to back the fuck UP and take stock.
Now I feel bad. And it's ALL. YOUR. FAULT!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
What was she getting? Her balls removed? Adam's apple? Pesky things. Apparently no one likes her and her behaviour has made she and her husband total pariahs in some circles.
Pathetic.
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she looks just like some dude i went to highschool with *snort*
I believe that cosmetic surgery is quite prevalent in Brazil, and Brazil has some renowned plastic surgeons. In particular, Dr. Ivo Pitanguy. Tommy Girl visited Dr. Ivo's private island when he was in Brazil last week. Perhaps for his bikini wax.
Personally, I think her face is pretty. She was probably having body work done..having babies really screws ya up. But women need to learn to embrace the stretch marks and saggy skin! Fuck 'em if they dont like it.
Routine surgery...in Brazil.
That sentence is priceless.
Just admit you lopped off your peen, tranny!
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If this beast was the cutest girl in her high school, I'd hate to see the yearbook at Ugly Cuntman Valley Prep!
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Submitted by cookiepuss on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:05pm.
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Not to mention that her husband's a known cheater so she has to keep up with all the young, pretty video hos he bangs.
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She just needs to be honest about it. Everyone knows she's had 5 kids. She has a high-maintenence husband and he has the money, so why not? There's lots of times I wish I could get rid of my disgusting baby apron, and I'd do it in a minute if I could.
I just hate it when people give me so little credit for intelligence. "Routine surgery." In Bra-freakin-zil. Pffft. She's lost my sympathy and believe it or not, she did have it before.
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Good Lord, People! This is about to make me renounce my membership in the Snarky Bitches of America Club. And I would HATE to have to leave SBAC.
I like nothing better than to poke fun at the rich and useless, but I'm starting to feel real sympathy for whatsherface.
I mean, picture it: You're working your little career hustle with your made up job description (stylist) and it puts you thisclose to the stars and shit. And some of them are rich and single! Yeah, you want in. Who wouldn't? You were the cutest girl in your high school and you dated the captain of the basketball team in college so you just KNOW you have a shot. So what, he's younger than you. You're YOU. Confidence abounds.
And then you become an item. Hell, you become a couple! And all anyone in the press/tabloids/blogs can talk about is how OLD you are and how BEAT you look. They joke about you incessantly and insinuate that you were (are?) a man. You have a baby to hold that shit together but it just makes it worse and you KNOW this is damaging your relationship.
What's a girl to do? Seriously. I am so grossed out by the idea of her getting plastic surgery (bullSHIT on the "routine" line, btw) only 2 months after having a baby. My first instinct is to call her a shallow, stupid, risk-taking, thoughtless whore. Then I remember all the OTHER names she's been called over the past couple of years and I have no choice but to back the fuck UP and take stock.
Now I feel bad. And it's ALL. YOUR. FAULT!
That is all.
"she" was probably getting sex-change surgery.
Why couldn't she get it done in US? Usher got a boatload of cash.
I wonder what she had done.
"It was reported that Tameka was getting a little face or body work done.
Now I know this is a lie. There's no way anybody that ugly can have "a little face or body work" done. She'd need a surgical team the size of the Crazy-Octo-Lady in order to address her ugliness.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:22pm.
Where will I carry my wallet?
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Just attach it to a nice thick gold chain and let it dangle next to your sexy new ghetto booty.
Fabulous!