Tuesday, February 10th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 9th!
"Here you go, sir. Seven tickets for the Porcelain Express." - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
The best part is after you binge there is a stick to help with the purge. - RecessVillain
When I 1st heard of 'Corndog Pizza' I just figured Asslee Simpson was brainstorming baby names - Provolone
If this makes your mouth water, contact you local physician immediately. - Youdirtyskank
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I dont like pisa, especially this one, it make me feel sick.
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PROVOLONE...Your caption was the best.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
"When I 1st heard of 'Corndog Pizza' I just figured Asslee Simpson was brainstorming baby names - Provolone"
PRICELESS.
Congrats!!
Congrats all you WIENERS! (someone else said that once but I had to repeat it cuz of the subject pic).
All great and congrats to all. Especially like RecessVillain's.
Perfect winner! Congrats all! Funny stuff! :)
LMFAO all you guys! Funny shit right there, especially Recess!! =))=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Congrats all! Great captions!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yay WTFOMGLOL and RecessVllian!
Congrats winners! I had nothing but lame lame lame capt.s for this so I am very impressed.
Special mention to team val for:
"It's not delivery, it's DiPorno"
I literally laughed my ass off at all the winning captions....good job everyone
Corn-grats WTFOMGLOL, and to all the other weiners.
sorry about the puns.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Congrats WTFOMGLOL! WTG, to RecessV, Provy and yourdirtyskank!
This was a great one!!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
OMG. thank you! but that was a total brain fart. I didn't think it was funny at all.
Intercourse Pennsylvania Pizza Hut Special:
The Double Dick and Cheese Meal Deal $9.99 delivered.
OMG yum.
Hors d'oevres time at the Spears Mansion.
Oprah's favorite thing!!
At the last Star Trek convention they introduced the Captains Log pizza.
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Will Smiths six meat pizza. Surprise, the cheeze isn't in the crust
I'm incapable of doing anything but staring in awe at that picture. Corndogs on pizza, why did no one think of this before? You'll see this amazing discovery soon at pizza chains everywhere.
Britney Spears, your pizza is ready.
laurensaidwhat.tumblr.com
It's not delivery, it's DiPorno
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
It's not delivery, it's Aretha's areola.
lorena bobbitt special comin' up
Oprah's favorite things.
Pizza on a Stick still in process of development. Please contact your local carny for more information (or for cheap pot).
Group sex spin the bottle
boomsy, I've been saying that all day! I'd totally roll around in that shit and eat it off myself.
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
The gourmet meal Brit Brit and her family have on 'special ocassions'.
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On another note (not a caption) is it just me or does that actually look good?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
"Hello, ma'am...did you order a pizza with extra corn dog?" *wink*
What did one corndog say to the other corndog?
-Let's get baked... and then have an orgy with cheese.
Before you die we want to know: what would you like on your Tombstone?
"Take the guns, put them on the pizza. Leave the Cannoli"
Clearly the work of a Tombstone.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:43pm.
Finally, a man delivers what he promises in less than thirty minutes.
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LOL, Reminds me of an old Married With Children episode
Peggy Bundy: "Ow Al, Give me the full minute!"
Pied face, corned hole
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Corn dog pizza! A hillbilly's wet dream.
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Put that on one end of the seesaw and Mary Kate on the other.....its like shooting her out of a canon...
Looking at that makes my sphincter pucker and wince. wtf
As he fired his assistant, Tom Cruise shrieked "I said I wanted cornHOLES and a pizza!"
Reasoning that corn dogs are a "real good colon cleaner", Jessica Simpson submits her fave recipe to 'GOOP'.
Star Jones' Morning Pick Me Up
"That there Jethro...is the southern cross Holy Grayall'...If'n you touch et. it'll give ya'll free marlboro reds fer life....no sheit."
Finally, a man delivers what he promises in less than thirty minutes.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
The Horn Dog Special! A pizza with a guaranteed delivery of thirty seconds or less.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
fuck it! let's eat.
In a Ventura clinic, some poor unsuspecting technician ended up with Joaquin Phoenix's smegma under their microscope.
After showing their husbands where their dicks went after marriage, the housewives of Atlanta explained they had decided to keep the balls in their purses.
what, no mustard?... you call this gluttony?!?!
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