Owen Wilson Is A Glutton For Punishment
Owen Wilson really needs a bag full of hugs and an ice cream cone with extra sprinkles on top, because it sounds like he hates himself. Why else would he date that wretched hag Kate Hudson again?! Hug a teddy bear, Owen. Don't hug a Hudson!
According to People's people, Kate and her kid spent their entire Sunday at Owen's house in Malibu. A source declared, "They're back together!" The suicide watch starts now.
Kate and Owen first dated in 2006. They have been on-and-off (mostly off) since.
You know, I shouldn't hate on their love, but Kate Hudson is just....UGH. She strikes me as one of those bitches who complains about everything! Bitch probably moans when Owen pees too loud or when he says "Hi" in the wrong tone. Bitches like that make you want to pull out your eyeballs and shove them in your ears, so you don't have to see or hear them any fucking more.
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They seem sweet, the dude should stop dating on ^^^^^^^www. celebmingle. com^^^^^^^^. His username is wishuhappy243 there, you can have a check if you don`t belive.
"Bitches like that make you want to pull out your eyeballs and shove them in your ears, so you don't have to see or hear them any fucking more"
LMAO that made my fucking day.
Yep, it's me Sickitten...I havent been to that site yet...I dont want to get sick.
Ugh, what's her appeal? She has the acting range of a bag of potatoes. If she weren't Goldie Hawn's daughter she'd be just another talentless, titless nobody.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
I'm amazed at how Kate drags her son with her to spend time with all the different men in her life. Her poor son is being dragged through the revolving door with her when she hooks up with a new man every month. What does she tell her son when she then inevitably breaks up with the guy? Personally, I don't think she should introduce all her men to her son until and unless she marries one of them & intends to stay married. You have to wonder how all this will affect Ryder as he gets older. As he gets older, he's going to realize that mommy is screwing all these different men.
I'm amazed at how Kate drags her son with her to spend time with all the different men in her life. Her poor son is being dragged through the revolving door with her when she hooks up with a new man every month. What does she tell her son when she then inevitably breaks up with the guy? Personally, I don't think she should introduce all her men to her son until and unless she marries one of them & intends to stay married. You have to wonder how all this will affect Ryder as he gets older. As he he gets older, he's going to realize that mommy is screwing all these different men.
I agree with you. He must have super self destructive tendencies. But I don't see her as a byotch, Michael K. I see her as uber perky, sunshiney, cheery, grin from ear to ear type.
I can't stand Kate Hudson. She is more overrated than Jennifer Aniston. She isn't pretty; she can't act; and she seems like a bitch. She must take it up the butt pretty good. That's all I can say.
i just cannot imagine having all the advantages kate h has in life, and still feeling incomplete without a penis.
i mean how long does she take in between penis replacements?
a day?
even?
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O.W. doesn't seem like an appropriate person to spend time with someone's little kid.
Ted Casablanca (the second gossip love of my life next to MK) says that Owen Wilson isnt exactly the nice, goofy guy he appears to be. Supposedly he's a major asshole in person. With that knowledge in mind, they probably deserve each other!
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
LMAO @ "Jesus Robinson"!!
Kate always seemed bland to me. **Yawn**
Submitted by loric on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
You know who I feel sorry for?!? Kate Hudson's little boy. Think how many different men Kate has been with since she and Jesus Robinson divorced?!? Her son probably has no idea what to expect from day to day-which man will be with Mommy tomorrow morning.
sounds like my sis and her kids :-( Sad
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
KH is probably bored and wants to go play with OW.The bell never brought these two in from recess.
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Holy fuck that was funny. And true.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:46pm.
can it at least be a murder suicide attempt this time around... please?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:02pm.
For some reason, I have no problem with these two, alone or together.
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Me neither.
Poor Ryder. His whore of a mother doesn't care how any of this affects him.
I worked for a single Mom like this for 3 1/2 years. She fucked that kid up beyond belief.
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Why must you always be around ?
Why can't you just leave it be ?
You've done nothing so far but destroy my life
You cause as much sorrow dead, as you did when you were alive
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Submitted by loric on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
You know who I feel sorry for?!? Kate Hudson's little boy
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Me too. He prolly trips over his own hair daily.
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His nose looks so much like a dick I wonder if she sucks it or rides it. They belong together.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by loric on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
You know who I feel sorry for?!? Kate Hudson's little boy. Think how many different men Kate has been with since she and Jesus Robinson divorced?!? Her son probably has no idea what to expect from day to day-which man will be with Mommy tomorrow morning.
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AMEN, brother or sister....
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
You know who I feel sorry for?!? Kate Hudson's little boy. Think how many different men Kate has been with since she and Jesus Robinson divorced?!? Her son probably has no idea what to expect from day to day-which man will be with Mommy tomorrow morning.
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Why, Owen, why?! Where is his brother to stop this madness?! I'm thinking the family's got a nice insurance policy on his ass......
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I always thought Owen and Jennifer Aniston would make a cute couple.
All I can think is maybe Kate really is that tomboy, funny girl character she always plays and men love that.
I can't hate on Owen - Cars is like my favorite flick EVER. Ka-CHOW!!
If he wants to see what he's letting himself in for 30 years down the road, he should check out Goldie's pudge.
can it at least be a murder suicide attempt this time around... please?
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Notes to Owen:
1. Get that fucking nose fixed will ya!
2. Get that fucking whore out of your system will ya!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:21pm
why not? I'm sure he already knows what Lances dick tastes like. Matt McConoughay's too, prolly.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
So she has sex with one of his friends (Lance) and he is Ok with getting back together with her? She must be good at blowing the butterscotch stallion's dick.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Have you hors already started a baby betting pool?
I'm betting KH announces the anticipated birth of baby fuckpig in 3...2...1...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:33pm.
Top myself? Who am I, Owen Wilson? :)
I know.... I edited a few diff versions of my last post. If only Owen's real life were a joyful as Marley & Me or Wedding Crashers. If I were him, I'd just spend my free time in Hawaii with that Le Call chica.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Suicide comments are way out of line!!
Submitted by CindyBman on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:02pm.
It's not hatred, it's snark
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:32pm.
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Top myself? Who am I, Owen Wilson? :)
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IG: You'll just need to top yourself. Now git to work writing! *hic*
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:34pm.
Are you my Gia?
Did you go to that website that puts Carolyn Bessett Kennedy up on a pedestal? I agree she wasn't pretty at all but the folks over there seem to think so.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:34pm.
Are you my Gia?
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:19pm.
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Thanks, Sheeps. Although it is only February.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:00pm.
Glans Penis for a nose.
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There's a vas deferens between his nose and a penis. :)
Best ribald pun of 2009 (so far).
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J'espère que vous n'avez pas la p'lotte à terre?
He's only dating her this time around to make sure he succeeds in his next suicide attempt.
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She used to be so hot. Now they look like twin fuckpigs.
Kate Hudson is looking a bit Kate Moss'ish in that photo.
Wow, why all the *hatred* towards them in these posts? I'm not trying to be a bitty; I'm just surprised at all the mean things said!
/amazed
This titless skank must give some great head. It's the only possible explanation.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
they look like siblings. creeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:47pm.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:00pm.
Glans Penis for a nose.
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There's a vas deferens between his nose and a penis. :)
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HA HA HA HA!!! Hilarious. Took me a second, though.
talentless, annoying skag.
She is whorish, so maybe they are just getting it on...for celebs it must be easier to just screw an ex rather than have to meet someone new & establish something...I dont get her appeal either, it seems like lots of girls want to be her & guys think she is adorably sexy. Kind of like smelly, vapid Drew Barrymore (i think someone else here mentioned her)... I just dont get it either way...Kate has an average face, man tits & lots of ditz...the best part of her is her ass & nice asses are a dime a dozen. Owen may not be the hottest piece out there, but he seems to have charisma & he is a pretty decent celeb, so he can do way better than her!!
He's fucking G-R-O-S-S, he's lucky she wants his ugly ass. They totally should be with each other. He's as ugly as she's fucking annoying.
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