Brit Brit's Cheetolets Are Going On Tour!
KFed and Daddy Spears have both taken out their chewed up Bic pens and signed an agreement which states Brit Brit can take her lil' Frapp dumplings on the road with her. The whole show was in danger of being sent to the graveyard, because Brit Brit refused to do that shit unless her baby friends came along to entertain her. Nobody laughs at her jokes or understands her deep meaningful stories the way they do.
TMZ says everything will go on as previously planned. Daddy Spears will set up hillbilly mansions in New Jersey, Los Angeles and New Orleans. Brit Brit will travel to each joint in between shows. KFed will also get his own house in New Jersey and New Orleans.
So what does greedy ass KFed get out of all of this? He gets $5k a week for doing shit! Basically, he can stay at home, sniff at his skidmarks and ponder why Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes never fully grew.
The new agreement also gives Brit Brit 50/50 custody. Brit will get the kiddies 3 days and nights a week. During certain weeks, she even gets them longer than KFed. That shit will remain in effect after the tour ends.
It's good to be KFed. Renting his kids out has paid off. Shit. For $5k a week, I would use all my powers of imagination to picture Brit Brit as Mah Boo Anderson Cooper so that I could stick it in her possum pie and give her little Cheetolets.
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Comeooooooon bitch, derail already!!!
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Great. The kids get shuttled back and forth every few days between their two tard parents. Poor things.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:28am.
ssshhhh!.. i'm wearin' a wire, i'm undercover... well, more like under covers at this point, gotta sssllleeeeeeppp!!.. *passes out on floor*.. *hopes not to get stepped on throughout the night*... night, Deb!!
OT: cheetos... what?! it would work for MK!
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Submitted by ESE
anything to get the cheeto/frapp/meth/"personality disorder"/drunk/"uncontrollable" pap fucking crazy train rolling again is fine by me!
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ESE? Was here? And was on topic? Who stole my future sorta son and replaced him with a gossip monger???????????
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She is a pea-brained dunce, and those little brats are learning-disabled. Oh, and her thighs are still fat, so, you know...
awwwww, I'm actually looking forward to seeing her out on tour but can't find tix.
KFed can eat my ass.
Kfed does nothing. There I said it. He's too busy with his bong collection to be worried with his kids. He's smart enough to realize the less he's in the spotlight the better he looks.
That doesnt mean he's an amazing dad. I mean, he left his pregnant girlfriend for Britney in the first place. Britney is nothing but his cash cow and the kids are the key to the frapp fortune.He gets a ton of money, so he definitely can afford a nanny.
It's another sad hollywood story of the kids being brought up by hired hands.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
For me it starts with that picture, right there. If she's not willing to ask someone to wait so she can tend to her, obviously, unwilling child because there is a PICTURE at stake...well, that says something bleak to me.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:12pm.
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Me too! KFed is my hero.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:25pm.
I honestly doubt Shitters is doing this out of love for her kids, most likely she wants so punish KFat and his new girlfriend for treating her kids better than she's able to do. I knew she would not stay still after the loads of pictures of KFat's new girlfriend being nice to the cheetolings started to show up. We know Shitters is just an eternal little girl and I bet she threw a few tantrums to make things happen her way.
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I think that she was asking for things that she didn't think would occur, to give her an excuse NOT to tour. Next she'll be asking Poppa Spears to pull rainbows and unicorns outta his butt before she'll go on tour.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:50pm.
anything to get the cheeto/frapp/meth/"personality disorder"/drunk/"uncontrollable" pap fucking crazy train rolling again is fine by me!
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We'll obviously need to take Daddy Spears out of the picture...Here, here's a key to my cage...Take this forged zoo official permission slip to a dude called Santos and get a key to the Tiger grounds...meet me in back where there's a fence I'll have to scale...no probs...Haul my tiger ass over to the Shitney compound and yell "MILLER TIME" When the Spears clan run out like roaches, you distract Shitney with something shiny, and I'll take out Daddy Spears...
Result? CHOOOO! CHOOOO! Crazy train leavin' Shitney station. ALL ABOARD!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL @ Mrs. TD...True! Very True!
Liza used to go on tour with Judy and it didn't eff her up (too much)
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by rotten_egg:"I honestly doubt Shitters is doing this out of love for her kids, most likely she wants so punish KFat and his new girlfriend for treating her kids better than she's able to do."
You totally hit the nail on the head.
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Needed to be repeated. Kevin may be a douche, but he's been there for his kids. Britney never gave a fuck, and she never will.
I also highly doubt she would've cancelled the tour, no matter what anybody says. She's hellbent to try to recapture her fame and be the little sexkitten again. People, for whatever reason, give a shit about her again. No way in hell would she give that up.
anything to get the cheeto/frapp/meth/"personality disorder"/drunk/"uncontrollable" pap fucking crazy train rolling again is fine by me!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by rotten_egg:"I honestly doubt Shitters is doing this out of love for her kids, most likely she wants so punish KFat and his new girlfriend for treating her kids better than she's able to do."
You totally hit the nail on the head.
"On the flip side, most parents who stay home don't have nannies, cleaning staff, a mansion and thousands of dollars a month is child support. Soo - do I think he's doing a good job - yeah. Do I think it's hard: no."
agreed!
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Submitted by menyc on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:10pm.
Every time you say that KFed does nothing, you are basically saying the same thing about every stay at home mom in the world. That they do nothing just to get cash.
I really think people should shut up about Kevin. I think those kids are alive only due to him. Granted they will be redneck as crap, but they're not dead.
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I agree with part of what you say. I think when BS went mental he stepped up to the plate and took over with the kids and did a good job.And yes, anyone who says stay at home parents have it easy, or they're goofing off, has obviously *never* stayed home full time with little kids. On the flip side, most parents who stay home don't have nannies, cleaning staff, a mansion and thousands of dollars a month is child support. Soo - do I think he's doing a good job - yeah. Do I think it's hard: no.
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my thought with my 2 kids was that once they sprouted teeth it then became a choking hazard- they could chew the nub instead of sucking on it and choke.
it irritates me to see GROWN ASS KIDS with a paci sticking out of their mouths...usually in a grocery store or at...ahem.. Wal Mart....
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
"KFed and Daddy Spears have both taken out their chewed up Bic pens.."
Michael, I love you more with each passing day.
Submitted by buckeyemama on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:39pm.
!Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:29pm.
GET THAT FUCKING PACIFIER OUT OF THAT CHILDS MOUTH!!
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AMEN and Hallelujah! Glad to know I am not the only one thinking that. If you're old enough to speak, lose the pacifier!
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Um...I wouldn't be so quick about that. He's got a fruitcake for a mommy and a douchebag for a dad that just agreed to further contribute to his insecurity by taking him on tour - that pacifier might be the only thing keeping that kid from becoming a psycho murderer one day.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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!Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:29pm.
GET THAT FUCKING PACIFIER OUT OF THAT CHILDS MOUTH!!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese
AMEN and Hallelujah! Glad to know I am not the only one thinking that. If you're old enough to speak, lose the pacifier!
GET THAT FUCKING PACIFIER OUT OF THAT CHILDS MOUTH!!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
I honestly doubt Shitters is doing this out of love for her kids, most likely she wants so punish KFat and his new girlfriend for treating her kids better than she's able to do. I knew she would not stay still after the loads of pictures of KFat's new girlfriend being nice to the cheetolings started to show up. We know Shitters is just an eternal little girl and I bet she threw a few tantrums to make things happen her way.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Ahhaha mike,
I hear you. Maybe you could just chat with KFed in the driveway before sending him on his way.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:12pm.
I have been on Team K-Fred since day 1.
So have I, though, truth be told, I wouldn't have KFed into my home
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I wouldn't be able to afford to feed that bitch!
She's taking them along so they can watch Brit Brit gyrate on stage like some low rent (but oddly more acceptably attractive) Madonna I suppose.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:12pm.
I have been on Team K-Fred since day 1.
So have I, though, truth be told, I wouldn't have KFed into my home.
Submitted by menyc on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:10pm.
Every time you say that KFed does nothing, you are basically saying the same thing about every stay at home mom in the world. That they do nothing just to get cash
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Um...no. K-Fed has staff.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Those poor fucked up kids. And no its not the same as the jolie pitt clan. They are a couple and travel together as a family. It is their lifestyle. These kids are just being schlepped around back and forth cuz brain dead mommy is lonely.
I have been on Team K-Fred since day 1.
Every time you say that KFed does nothing, you are basically saying the same thing about every stay at home mom in the world. That they do nothing just to get cash.
I really think people should shut up about Kevin. I think those kids are alive only due to him. Granted they will be redneck as crap, but they're not dead.
M.E- Oh I know. I was just saying these fools all schlepp their poor kids from pillar to post.
Them boys are gonna get all cultured up on the road.
Why did this woman breed?? Why?? WHY??? Please don't breed any more cos yo's a sick fuck.
devilgirl, none of us agree with any of these tards moving there babies every week.
Ironically, this is alllll about Britney and K-Fed...some things never change. yea, she gets to see her kids on a semi annual basis but her kids are gonna be traveling all over the country not getting use to one place or the next, plus that bitch is goin on tour! F-ing tour, she will be to whore (typo, but like MK says, I'm keeping it) out to even play with them probably. Yet, K-Fed can just keep collecting them checks. This situation is so f-ed up on so many levels.
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Apparently she hired back her old assistant Felicia also.
Not that I am sticking up for Brit-Brit, but it's no different than the Jolie-Pitts dragging their kids all over creation.
Yeah, that's just what all toddlers LOVE to do. Get dragged around all over the country because on a whim Mommy decided they have to be a part of her "Lookit me y'all!" Ego parade.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:51pm.
SP is the older one in the Nanny/assistance arms.
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Ahaha. Read that too fast, i thought you were saying his extended arms meant "NANNY! / i need ASSISTANCE"
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It works both ways, because you know he's like "Get me away from this stanky bitch!"
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:53pm.
I am cringing!
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She's going to be in the NYPost, DailyNews on the reg.
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Those poor kids.
What's going to happen when they're in school?
When I was a kid, we did Wednesday and Saturday nights at my dad's. It SUCKED. He packed disgusting lunches, our clothes smelled like cigarettes and if we left anything there accidentally that we needed for school, we were SOL. It really sucked. A lot.
Of course we were poor, so that made it worse.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:51pm.
SP is the older one in the Nanny/assistance arms.
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Ahaha. Read that too fast, i thought you were saying his extended arms meant "NANNY! / i need ASSISTANCE"
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What leg of the tour before JJ has another medical emergency?
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:52pm.
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YIKES!! Where have you been? And more importantly, commence with the snarking!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:54pm.
Hehehehehe, thanks buddy.
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Barbado!!! Welcome back! You've been missed!