Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
I love Courtney.
I mean, she's a full eight-car train wreck with a raging fire and oil spill on the side...
But in a town filled with twatty little messes like LoHo and Wonky, I like my Original Flavor Hot Tranny Mess, thank you.
So old! but still sexy
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Not even the great Mary Kay can help this unfortunate looking woman.
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Looks just like Vadge in the off steroid cycle with less muscle. Same hair and chicken cutlegs too. Scaryyyy!
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
All that plastic surgery and she is STILL as fugly as hell. Nothing can fix that ugly mug.
This ladies and gentlemen is the face of pure evil!
What a freaking nut Job! It just goes to show you what a nut bag talented husband would pick for a soul mate. If her daughter makes it through all this crazy freaking behavior it will be a miracle. Just read her ranting on her web page and you can clearly see how she is so self destructive and just an out right shame. Another perfect example why people should be committed and not have children. The bad Hole sucked big time!
i think c love is ready to be fitted for her burqa...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
She looks a fucking mess. Her face looks like it's melty and her skin looks like it's falling off her crackbones and she just looks so gross. She had a cool look when she was just rocking her own face. Now she's venturing into that crazy plastic surgery cat lady territory
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!
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People Suck!
I think she looks good, like she's in a good place. I think she's going to put out some good music again. I can feel it in my bones.
My eyes, my eyes - somebody please poke my eyes out!
twiddlebug1: lol - right?
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kdracofan is totally right!
POOR MAN's MADONNA
lmao.
Imagine how beautiful she would be if she only dressed properly.... we would be talking about how great she looks "for her age." What is wrong with these people?
poor-man's Madonna
Unsexiest sideboob ever.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Did anyone catch RuPaul's Drag Race on the LOGO channel last nite? I think it's going to be my new Monday nite show...
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
twiddlebug---YES! I think yes. And ODDLY....she is more attractive.
te back fat isn't fat...it is what happens when a person loses wiegh too quickly. It is loose skin. Plus, she could probably use a boob lift.
As scray as this is going to sound, she has a softer edge to her than Madonna, which isn't saying much for Madonna.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Let's not turn this site into a boring chat room for people who have no lives. People come to this site to ready funny, snarky comments about the d-listed sluts n' whores, not to read page after page of ass-hats saying good night to each other.
In the main picture she looks like she is wearing a mask made out of someone's face. It's very disturbing.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Salope Blonde!
OMG! She is soooo beautiful!
when i get to work in the morning and that is now in my country, past 9 am here, i allways read x17 first, but just lookin at the pics, than i need to be in a special concentrated mood to read dlisted in order to fully understand and lmfao in an open space office:)), thnaks MK, you make my days!
It pains me to say this, buuut, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk....
Shelooksprettynow.
she tries so hard...and yet she always fails MISERABLY.
is it me or she trying to look like Madonna?
no sideburns = major facelift.
ew.
Why people with flapjack breasts should never wear a cutout gown.
If my high school best friend could afford plastic surgery and became a bigger drug addict this is would she would look like at 40 something.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:38am.
awww, Nite Nitty
does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?
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i'm busy with photoshop, don't know about the others.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Nite nite Moonpie! ♥♥
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awww, Nite Nitty
does the drunk tank have a closing time or something? Say hi to Otis!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:33am.
You are so nice, TV. I'm sure the kids appreciate you scaring the shat out of them at the ice cream truck.
Nitty my gang signs are not exactly "street cred worthy." So don't be tryin' to pimp a bitch with those signs.
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I got the "heart" sign beatin to ya, Dee...sleep well, hookah!!!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
and g'night right behind Slutty...cuz I don't want to sound as drunktarded as her...altho I may have just surpassed it..hahahhaah...I said ass in that last wordl.
Courney wishes she was hwat as slitty sittin on heather's clitty!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Nite nite Slitty McGingePants! ♥♥
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O you're leaving. I"m not even pickled! Yeesh! Nite, Slutty.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
You are so nice, TV. I'm sure the kids appreciate you scaring the shat out of them at the ice cream truck.
Nitty my gang signs are not exactly "street cred worthy." So don't be tryin' to pimp a bitch with those signs.
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
aww, nite Slutty
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
cured? what did it smell like before? And why did Pop n' Fresh set up a base camp down there?
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because we giggle when poked with a finger.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:29am.
I try to reach out to someone and touch myself instead.
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LOL! It's no biggie. That happens to me ALL the time! =)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:26am.
yeah, keep that jumpsuit handy. it'll come in handy for your assignment.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I tried to post a comment to angel_i, but I sent myself an email instead; the sauce has pickled my brain and I should leave before I try to reach out to someone and touch myself instead. Fanks fo the laughs and I'm sorry if I played too hard.
PS....leave Heather alooooooone, she is the most wonderfulous one-legged pancake nipple person I know...and I say that with love...see I'm starting to touch myself.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:20am.
Wow, there's a lot of oral going on here today.
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and apparently we taste like bacon. cured bacon one hopes.
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cured? what did it smell like before? And why did Pop n' Fresh set up a base camp down there?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:21am.
It still won't keep the little kids from yelling "HEY, KOOLAID!!" every time I wear my red velour jumpsuit.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:15am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:59pm.
@Tits...Um..okay then...TV's Stash..yeah..that's oral! *whispers to TV, you said you weren't picky. I know you coveted the back fat rolls on Cort...what's a lil' oral to get us the smoking baby?! Dee could trade ya the stash!
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are you seriously offering to have TV service me in exchange for a animated avatar of a smoking baby coming out of heather mills gaping vagina? (never in my life could i have known that sentence awaited me in my future)
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WHAT?! TV serviced a stable of women for an entire weekend and never once had cramps or said he hurt anyone's feelings when he had to leave for another!
And secondly, obviously you haven't been hanging out in the 'right' circles if you haven't been asked for help with a gaping vajay-jay..
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I was thinking more along the line of a juicy las vegas story, but now that you mention it.... tell you what; if you throw in a happy ending, I'll chop off one of her legs!
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Shit! Don't cut the other bitch's leg off. If she made 48 million for the first one, she could possibly be queen of fricken Engalund after that!
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edit - now that i re-read it i'm offended at the 'not picky' part. i'll have you know EVERYONE LOVES TITS.
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Which brings us right back to TV!
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OMG! Hermanos e' Hermanos, right?! *smacks chest with a whack ass gang sign Dee taught her in Vegas*
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:20am.
Wow, there's a lot of oral going on here today.
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and apparently we taste like bacon. cured bacon one hopes.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
@TITS:
I left you some oral on the fox thread!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Hahahahaha @ oral B and oral litigation.
TV: You need to get yourself a backfat flamethrower. That'll keep them Greenpeace bitches away!
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Wow, there's a lot of oral going on here today.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:15am.
Like THIS??? (Sorry, can't think of any way to tie oral in with C-Love. Perhaps she brushes with an Oral-B?)
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What exactly are you thinking that Courtney is brushing with the Oral-B?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - Where's Sheeps, he's been talking about oral all day?
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phew! Just don't say, Oral Litigation and it's all good. Besides, we promised we wouldn't talk about his last oral fixation until he had all his aliases in line.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.