Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
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definitely a madonna look. Maybe her rambling blog was the result of too much post-surgery pain-killers? Of course, Courtney is probably immune to common oxycodone. I hate to get old, really I do, but is this better?
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
Ask TV, he'll remind you how the smoking baby looks betwixt the legs of Heather Mills.
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Nitty, I think I can safely speak for all of us when I say NO ONE wants to see that.
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Yeah, too bad I can't UNsee it!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Nits... MY BAY-BEE GOT BACK!! Hahahaha, couple that with Eileen's nips, and you got yourself a porno!
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heather mills nipples=buzzkill. damn. and i was feeling so giddy from all the yogart.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:06pm.
christopher walken.
would you hit it?
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If you didn't tell Viggo..I'd hit that freak show till he begged me for mercy.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:10pm.
Yep, sucking on a yogi beside that flowering bush outside your kitchen window....heehee...
(I'm immature...)
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
I managed to squeeze Nittay's turnips last week! hehehe
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:06pm.
christopher walken.
would you hit it?
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With about 2,000,000mg of Thorazine, then wrap him in one of those jackets with sleeves that tie in the back.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:06pm.
christopher walken.
would you hit it?
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Fuck, yes! With Fatboy Slim (thanks IG) playing in the background. I would stare into his bugging eyes and smell the sweet scent of yogart!!
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
what the fuck is "yogart"
*giggling*
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See, the Tigger said she was practicing YOGA, so it was a play on words....I should have said, I'll bet she smells like yogart [sic]...but that would have been a little ocd.
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I bet she was really sucking on a yogi and wouldn't let it go. Get it? Get it? yogart?
uuuuuh sigh. yes, still sucking here too!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:04pm.
Heather Mills, Aunt Jemima nipples. NSFW, just in case any of you hors are still there.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/03/hey-guess-who-totally-lied-whe...
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That's odd...Heather has a "Censored" sign hanging in the exact place that NitWitty has a "Condemned" sign hanging. What are the odds?
IG for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLolmZvKr0E
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:04pm.
Y'know, that was uncalled for. I managed all day & night not to click on Natasha's man-gina link, and now you got me feeling all trusting and I click on your evilbeet link.
*shakes head sadly*
I have never seen mismatched nips that HUGE in my life. What causes that? Is it a syndrome?
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Ask TV, he'll remind you how the smoking baby looks betwixt the legs of Heather Mills.
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Nitty, I think I can safely speak for all of us when I say NO ONE wants to see that.
There isn't enough bleach in the entire eastern seaboard.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:03pm.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs
That is all.
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christopher walken.
would you hit it?
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:56pm.
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I hope that you're happy, you just got me expelled from the bedroom. That's right, Cunt Face was asked to leave the bedroom after the outburst over that video.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
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MORE COWBELL!! :)
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It just never gets old, does it?? I sure do love me some Christopher Walken...
*sighs blissfully*
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Eff both of you...I just yelled that at the radio today!!!! *does the Sicilian Snake Eye wrist shake in both your directions*
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
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Tiger, I cannot lie. I got some back fat fever!
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never know how Courtney Love you
never know how much she care
when she put her arms around you
You get you fever that's so hard to bare
she give you fever
when she kiss you
fever when she hold you tight
Fever
In the morning
Fever all through the night
...and you'll need some antibiotics for that shit...Just sayin'...:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:55pm.
I seriously would like to know what she did to lose all that weight; she's normally only thin when she's on drugs...
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Isn't it great how sometimes when you talk things out you can answer your own questions?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
Ask Courtney, she has more active cultures than a truckload of Dannon yogurt.
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SNAP!
Unlike us DL bitches who have NO culture whatsoever. Bwahahaha!!
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Heather Mills, Aunt Jemima nipples. NSFW, just in case any of you hors are still there.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/03/hey-guess-who-totally-lied-whe...
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:54pm.
In the looks department, Courtney barely has a leg up on Heather Mills. They both stand up when they pee though.
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Not you too, I'm beginning to think that no one here feels the love for Heather and her pancake nipples.
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Kid Rock says they love em at the Waffle House. Maybe if they were slathered in butter and real maple syrup?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
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MORE COWBELL!! :)
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It just never gets old, does it?? I sure do love me some Christopher Walken...
*sighs blissfully*
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
what the fuck is "yogart"
*giggling*
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See, the Tigger said she was practicing YOGA, so it was a play on words....I should have said, I'll bet she smells like yogart [sic]...but that would have been a little ocd.
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Ask Courtney, she has more active cultures than a truckload of Dannon yogurt.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:54pm.
In the looks department, Courtney barely has a leg up on Heather Mills. They both stand up when they pee though.
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Not you too, I'm beginning to think that no one here feels the love for Heather and her pancake nipples.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
what the fuck is "yogart"
*giggling*
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See, the Tigger said she was practicing YOGA, so it was a play on words....I should have said, I'll bet she smells like yogart [sic]...but that would have been a little ocd.
But then, ocdcanbegood [sic], right? ;-)
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
Don't forget Heather Mill's prosthetic leg
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You...you...you aren't worthy of saying the landmine maiden name.................
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I believe I am since I was one of the proponets of exposing her hookerish ways, not to mention her Waffle House sized nipples. Please don't ask me to prove my worthiness by showing your and she's infamous avi once again. Ask TV, he'll remind you how the smoking baby looks betwixt the legs of Heather Mills.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
I'm not saying she's getting saggy (yes I am), but should her right tit start at the small of her back? How convenient, you can go from anal to titty fucking without rolling her over. Then you can go immediately to the free clinic and get boiled in bleach and take penicillin tablets the size of a cheeseburger.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
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MORE COWBELL!! :)
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Oh, c'mon, this is the best she has looked since the premier of Larry Flynt.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Hahahahaha Nitty!
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
I know that this woman is a fuck up beyond all compare and with out a doubt had more than a hand in Kurts death but damn I still like playing Celebrity Skin.
Yeah, that's right, I can't feel the rotten tomatoes through my screen.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
NITTY! Shit, I couldn't find it. HAHAHAHA!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:53pm.
I got some back fat fever!
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And the prescription is more cowbell...
(Sowwy, it had to be said.)
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
No, I think Jimmy Hoffa is hidden inside your cootch. So yes?? *confused face*
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Wait a minute! When you say that fast, it almost sounds as if you called me "cunt face".
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In the immortal words of that nun in "The Sound of Music"... "Maria! What is the problem you cunt face?"
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
No, I think Jimmy Hoffa is hidden inside your cootch. So yes?? *confused face*
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Wait a minute! When you say that fast, it almost sounds as if you called me "cunt face".
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For you, Slutty...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOw_-5glqg
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
Don't forget Heather Mill's prosthetic leg
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You...you...you aren't worthy of saying the landmine maiden name.................
I seriously would like to know what she did to lose all that weight; she's normally only thin when she's on drugs...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:43pm.
In the looks department, Courtney barely has a leg up on Heather Mills. They both stand up when they pee though.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
last i heard tigerlily was chewing on daddy spears' lard...has a thing for bologna, eh? as in "hide the bologna"?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
See now nice us DListed whores can be when we wanna? Now you know some of you whores wanna lube up some of those SEXAY Cort fat rolls and back fat fuck her blue...You know you whores do. Don't make me out you sluts. Just admit it!
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I rest my case..(caes of back fat at Tiger's door anyway).
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
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Tiger, I cannot lie. I got some back fat fever!
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Question: What part of that hairdo is real?
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
No, I think Jimmy Hoffa is hidden inside your cootch. So yes?? *confused face*
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Wait a minute! When you say that fast, it almost sounds as if you called me "cunt face".
what the fuck is "yogart"
*giggling*
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'll
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I bet if you separate her back-folds it smells like a daisy in the creases?
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I bet if you separate her back-folds, I would find my missing virginity.
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Or Jimmy Hoffa.
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See now nice us DListed whores can be when we wanna? Now you know some of you whores wanna lube up some of those SEXAY Cort fat rolls and back fat fuck her blue...You know you whores do. Don't make me out you sluts. Just admit it!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@nitwitty
last i heard tigerlily was chewing on daddy spears' lard...has a thing for bologna, eh? as in "hide the bologna"?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 -
Well, there's something nice. I'll be Cort smells like yogart.
And Jimmy Hoffa's daisies.
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Don't forget Heather Mill's prosthetic leg...*glances at Slutty* Whaaa?
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'm doing yoga now...
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Well, there's something nice. I'll be Cort smells like yogart.
And Jimmy Hoffa's daisies.
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Good God! That face is just way too much. It continues to boggle my mind how a disgusting (inside and out) pig could have ever bagged so many talented musicians.