Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
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I'm pretty sure her maxi pad fell out on that red carpet..Have y'all seen the pic over at caption this? Next thing ya know, she'll be trying to sell it on ebay.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:35pm.
Her face doesn't look TOO scary here. Hey, at least she isn't wearing those freaky bright blue demonic contact lenses.
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I don't think they're contacts, her eyes look freaky as hell (but pretty IMO) in some lighting.
Her daughter has the same eyes.
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This bitch is beat, period.
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Her face doesn't look TOO scary here. Hey, at least she isn't wearing those freaky bright blue demonic contact lenses.
She should have just left well enough alone. I remember seeing her in a Barbara Walters interview in '95 (I think), and she looked amazing. Yes, a lot of it had to do with lighting, make-up, etc. Or maybe it was because she was coherent. All I know is, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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If hubby wanted to come back and haunt her ass he sure as hell wouldn't recognize her ass.
Here she is looking like Eric Roberts
http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/courtney-love3.jpg
Looks like she's had about 5 nose jobs. But yeah she looks better-ish presently.
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And this is an example of how you can be skinny and still be out of shape.
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I dunno. Given all that she has snorted/shot/screwed/sucked, she ought to look a lot worse.
And I can't get over how well-adjusted her daughter seems to be. A friend of mine worked a couple of years back as a counselor at a wilderness-type summer camp in the Southwest, and Frances Bean was one of his charges. He said she's sweet and funny and altogether just a great kid. Can't say whether that's because of or despite her mother's influence, but either way, Courtney is a very fortunate woman.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:07pm.
I dunno Leandra (love ur name). This is what her nose used to look like
http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/courtney-love1.jpg
Thanks. :)
And yeah, you're right, it doesn't look the same. As close as they could get maybe...
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Am I tripping, or does Courtney Love look...good... in this picture? No super trendy all-over-the-place dress, no crazy contact lenses or confusing hair. She looks downright glamorous. Ah, now if only she could release some music (whyever did she scrap "Nobody's Daughter," anybody know?).
Ok 1st priority is agreeing with everything that comes out of MK's mouth (words you sick fucks) - 2nd - I have to say, she looks light years better than her usual hobo self.
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God that 3rd thumbnail looks just like Cameron Diaz - and what the fuckity fuck is going on with the right side of her lips/mouth?
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:07pm.
Did her implants get repossessed?
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She said she left them on the kitchen table and Ryan Adams broke into her house to steal Frances' trust fund and took them on the way out.
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Ahhaha Suzy Farkis,
It sucks when the repo man comes for those!
She may think she has her old nose back because it isn't thin and perfect like before but to have her old nose back they'd have to add skin to it?? Like a skin graft? i don't think that's possible but anyhow, yeah it isn't perfect like one of her other ones.
And that;'s why she looks so fucked up in the grill, re doing and re doing, to fix to get back to her old self, psycho.
I dunno Leandra (love ur name). This is what her nose used to look like
http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/courtney-love1.jpg
Her nose was fat and a bit hooky. Looks like she had a couple of nosejobs, they left it crooked (main pic) the nostrils got left lopsided and she needs a revision but hasn't had it yet. A large percentage of people who have nose jobs need revisions.
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Did her implants get repossessed?
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:33pm.
I know you can't actually reverse plastic surgery, but it doesn't look like that little button nose she had for a while. And the implants are gone.
This is what she said at the time:
"I have my old nose back.
I hated that nosejobby nose, it was like a little beak. I've had my nose fixed. It looks like the one God gave me so I'm happy not to have crazy lips and a crazy teensy unnatural little nose."
Hey, and that was actually coherent! ;)
See, I was gonna give that bitch a break on the back fat... till I saw that macro shot of her face.
Mmm mmmm, walking around with her lips looking like a Petri dish? And you KNOW she kissed a few peeps.
Call the CDC, we about to have a major outbreak!
That's not back fat MK.That's ANOHANG...as in the flabby skin that results from yo-yo dieting/full blown eating disorders.(anorexia) Pathetic.
Her face looks good, but her skinny fat makes her look like chicken feet ..all skin and bone..gag..
Huh - I thought she kinda looked OK here. Sure she could use some basic hygiene and muscle tone, but at least that's her own hair and not a nasty weave, she's not covered in greasy orange tan...
The skin. I can relate to the skin. We're about the same age, and let that skin be a warning to everyone not to let yourself get too fat in your later years, because that stuff does NOT snap back like it does when you're in your 30's, and you get the crepey sag going on. Even when you tone the muscle, the skin has ideas of its own.
c. love is madonna without the muscles. blech!
oh, and she has some nasty crusties on her lip.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:33pm.
Honey, Courtney Love had a huge honker. There ain't a thing glorious about that and you can't reverse it
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Yikes, she looks about 60!
She is slightly sarcopenic, like Parisite Hilton...loss of muscle. But I still LOVE her. She's got a humane edge.
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you had me at busted up can of biscuits and Jimmy Crack Corn teeth!
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puppy side eye.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:27pm.
aaawww... she's part Shar Pei... how sweet
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Looks like Cheetoh residual. It's on her teeth too. Whoops... Wrong snack right before.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:29pm.
Do I detect a hint of Marla Maples?
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Yup, it was bugging me, too. At first I thought madonna cuz of the cheek implants going on, but...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:21pm.
It still freaks me out that Edward Norton was engaged to this woman.
I have blocked that off my mind...My Eddie is a hot slut, how could he??
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I love how it looks like she scarfed an entire Cheetos buffet. I mean, it's between her teeth, around her mouth...man.
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she is my all time hero..
She had plastic surgery a few years ago to reverse all the plastic surgery she's had before. Had her nose brought back to it's former crooked glory and breast implants taken out as far as I can remember. Can't help but love this woman. Her blog posts are epic and she is just a beautiful an glorious mess.
Wow this is the best I've seen her in a long time..she actually looks 'normal'.
I think that it's more like loose memaw skin from those crash diets she goes on. And the side boob is really bad here. The dress looks okay for the most part except the upper area is all saggy from the loose skin. Gross.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:29pm.
Do I detect a hint of Marla Maples?
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Good call, i thought she looked like someone but couldn't put the snark on it. Also her teeth are so capped.
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Do I detect a hint of Marla Maples?
Tiffany Trump in 30 years?
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back fat? where? bitch is emaciated. those little folds are her loose memaw skin.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:25pm.
I was thinking that myself. They are extremely attractive.
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Enviable eye color. But the lopsided mouth, the crooked nose, the fuckedup eyebrows, the smegmy lips, it's all too much.
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aaawww... she's part Shar Pei... how sweet
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:24pm.
She does have beautiful eyes but it's hard to see (no pun) with everything else going so wrong
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I was thinking that myself. They are extremely attractive.
It's side boob, crying for help. "Get me the fuck off of this crackwhore's torso!" That's why everything on her always looks like it's half-attached. Just trying to make a run for it.
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She does have beautiful eyes but it's hard to see (no pun) with everything else going so wrong
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Dammit, one look at this and I'm reminded that I have a lots of ironing to do tonight.
UGH good lord...
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ugh these celebrities with their palstic surguries gone wrong! Kenny Rogers, people.. Kenny Rogers!
Thats all I have to say.
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