Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
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It still freaks me out that Edward Norton was engaged to this woman.
Those lips are her "trademark", the smear-y lipsticky goo-thing going on. That's Courtney's thing.
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If I cared enough - I'd go see what Perez says about this fuckery and then pay someone to interpret what Corky writes at her myspace page about what Perez says.
All sounds like too much hard work.
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*and I know how much you all wanted to know all this shit*
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:01pm.
I don't have the strength to list all that is wrong with that thing.
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I summoned the strength to LOL at your remark. :-)
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WTF kind of eyeshadow is that she has going on there.
She needs Proactive ASAP and a good colorist.
Submitted by sjsmitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:56pm.
hah! bitch has been eating cheezles and didn't brush her teeth
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She didn't wipe her mouth either. Ewwww. LMAO @ Jimmy crack corn teeth!
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Oh God looking at her lips close up is making me gag. Ugh. What the fuck is that shit? Ugh. Should NOT have looked. *hoik*
mike,
I know... I was getting concerned in those last couple days of December. Can't believe she screwed with your very reasonable agenda.
What the FUCK!?
This is, like: The Fug Week.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Love me some Courtney. I don't think she looks terrible at all. She definitely could have chosen a more flattering dress with more material but other than that, she looks great.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
WTF!? I was SO sure this murderous sociopath was going to make my 2008 death list.
Is that spaghetti sauce around her mouth? The herp? Injection sites for lip fillers, or heroin???
is she drunk? it looks like she's trying to hold herself up by leaning against the wall
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@S_G: She DOES look like a busted open roll of biscuits; that's exactly what she reminds me of. And now I'm not going to be buying those anymore, because if I do, I'll be thinking of Courtney's back fat. And then I'll throw up. And THAT wouldn't be good at the dinner-table...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:00pm.
Sorry, islandgirl! Courtney just looks to me like someone who doesn't recognize many hygiene acts that most would consider daily must-dos.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by S_G on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:59pm.
Courtney looks like a busted open roll of biscuits.
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*wiping away tears*
I'm sensitive about back fat!!! I am not porky, just fluffy in the back region.
WAAAAAAHHH!!! I look like Courtney!!!
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
that shit kinda reminds me of photos of shia lebuef (whatever the hell spelling) stomach i saw last year. yep. only he had more rolls.
I don't have the strength to list all that is wrong with that thing.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I bet she's full of SMMMEEEGGGMMMMAAAAA, too.
Submitted by S_G on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:59pm.
When a woman is 40+, unless she is in incredible shape and very toned with fabulous boobs, side boob never looks good.
Courtney looks like a busted open roll of biscuits.
LOL! "Pop-n-Not So Fresh"!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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So, are her boobies doing independent oragami moves?
Gwad, she is just busted.
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It's a cross between horrible side boob gone wrong or back fat. I almost wish Hohan had worn this instead of her, at least she's bringing back the cocaine body.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:59pm.
I'll bet her ears are full of wax.
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Hahahaha, and ewwww!
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When a woman is 40+, unless she is in incredible shape and very toned with fabulous boobs, side boob never looks good.
Courtney looks like a busted open roll of biscuits.
I'll bet her ears are full of wax.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If you hadn't said it was Courtney Love I would have no idea who this was. Are you *sure* it's not some washed up soap actress?
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I wonder what little Francis Bean makes of all this mother-fuckery?
Kid's gonna wind up on the analyst's couch for YEARS.
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Yeeek - she has some hideous smoke stains between those veneers on her Jimmy Crack Corn teeth.
Back fat or horrendous side-boob gone wrong?
In the last thumb, she's doing what she knows best. "STEP AWAY FROM THE PIPE, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!!"
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Compared to Madge D Vadge, she looks better and is at least true to herself...pure trainwreck.
She's on like her 14th face.
hah! bitch has been eating cheezles and didn't brush her teeth
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I don't even have a comment for this foolishness.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Hideous.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson