Was That So Hard?

Oh, look. Here's Miley Cyrus at the Grammys making fun of Asians again. The chitterling-brained bitch just can't help herself!

But seriously, Disney's #1 prostitot has finally said she was sowwy for making Asian face in a picture that made its way around the intrawebs and back. The new apology Miley posted on her official fansite yesterday is a sequel, because the first one was a big fucking failure.

Here's what Miley wrote. Surprisingly, the spelling and grammar errors didn't come from me! Note this day in history:

"I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone.

I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometime my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GODs ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be.

Peace and love, Miles"

And now we are awaiting God's apology for making Miley mock Asians.

Somebody should also let Miley know that God's ultimate plan is for her to take her family and move into a cave far, far away. When a pack of rabid wolfies arrive, Miley should know that God sent them to hear her chipmunk warble, so she should serenade them immediately. Preferably she should sing to them while covered in cow's blood.

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Submitted by tomkaulitzlvr1210 on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:31pm.

XD lmfao, i hate her so much...and i agree lol
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Submitted by Nayy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:47am.

I really wanted to stress how sorry I am >if< the photo of me with my friends offended anyone.

WTF. Change the 'if' to 'that', dumb bitch.

Submitted by KoolMoeJoe on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:34pm.

I would love to make love to Miley Cyrus. I don't give a fuck how annoying her music or her life is. I would make some sweet fanciful love to her.

Submitted by its like_ MJ_like on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:30am.

Oh my

Is she family of Georgy Walker Bush that she brings out the god card so often?
You're no Jesus bitch!

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 4:39am.

That's probably her "o" face, you know.

Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!

Submitted by julli on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 4:19am.

She is the most great singler in the world! I will support her forever, great deal!! PS: I found my great MR right on www.millionaireloves.com, maybe you can join too if you are looking for wealthy man or sexy beauty!

Submitted by bethanydawn on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 2:25am.

miley cyrus is the devil, or a witch...i'm almost certain of it. my first tip was her voice...no 16 year old girl should sound like a 65 year old life-long smoker!

Submitted by krbcan on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:26am.

She was horrendous on the Grammy's. She was obviously ONLY on the telecast because they wanted to attract younger (and I guess those without any taste) viewers.

And while she is young and prone to mistakes due to her youth, she is NOT sorry. She keeps on doing these dumb stunts where her pictures are being taken. So she doesn't give a S---, or she is just incredibly stupid -- or more likely a combination of both.

Young, stupid, & talentless, plus she is only average looking at best-- so why is she famous???

Submitted by Chicklet on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:14pm.

"Prefereably she should sing to them while covered in cow's blood." MK, how I wish I had your brain. Can you lend it to me for one week, let me write a good book, and then I'll give it back?

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:26pm.

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:12pm.
She was singing with what's her name @ the Grammy's and started her chipmunk Aretha impression. I wanted put the smackdown on this little shit. She should not have been @ the Grammys. If Brit Brit wasn't there, why should she? I would have preferred Jessica Simpson, but she's probably too self-conscious to perform at the Grammys thanks to everyone telling her that she's fat
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I turned on the tv just as Miley and that little blond were singing on the Grammys. I'd never heard Miley sing before, and now I'm even more baffled about why she's famous. She was just screeching tunelessly over the other girl.

“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”

Submitted by dollyface on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:48pm.

Nice backpedaling panicked website, Miley!! Notice both the "fan of the day" and a few "fan photos"...Asian! I can just picture her PR peeps behind her fucking webcam waving their arms wildly and shaking their heads in a blind panic every time she films another damn monologue....ha ha!
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Submitted by GoogleMeYaDumbFuck on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:33pm.

Make sure you write GOD in CAPS so everyone's aware we can't refute your childish excuse anymore or be the heathen that hates on innocent GOD loving children. GOD damn I hate you and your mutant-mouth.

Submitted by putas on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:04pm.

I refuse to listen to her 'music' and I think that Selena chick (her pop 'rival'/peer) is much cuter and hope she rises above this idiot.

And next time Miley you write another open letter remember when referring to God you'd best capitalize 'He'. Mmkay? Thanks.

I love the media creating a maelstrom over piddly shit like this when it has no bearing on anything. Next!

Submitted by fudgekat on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:58pm.

I just don't know about that Miley Cyrus. Why doesn't she understand anything? She's worse at being in the public eye than ANYONE! It should just be common sense what you shouldn't do on camera when you're a 16-yo celeb. At least she makes a pretty cute Asian girl.

Here's my take: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=329

Submitted by diddleysquat on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:56pm.

When putting on a display of excellence in music, Miley Cyrus is the obvious choice to perform, am I right people?

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:42pm.

She was singing with what's her name @ the Grammy's and started her chipmunk Aretha impression. I wanted put the smackdown on this little shit. She should not have been @ the Grammys. If Brit Brit wasn't there, why should she? I would have preferred Jessica Simpson, but she's probably too self-conscious to perform at the Grammys thanks to everyone telling her that she's fat.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:12pm.

it was part of Gods plan for her to make chinky eyes?
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Dude, if you listen to the way a few people tell it, God's got a LOT of crazy plans.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:39pm.

Jessica Simpson singing bingo halls and chilli cook-offs now has to be a clue for this gal what's ahead - if fact the picture reminds me of Jess singing her heart out when the vast majority of people don't know what she sounds like and can't name one song she's "famous" for.

Submitted by bo_tatoe on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:21pm.

Tag this as "godsent child prostitutes"

Submitted by Genevieve on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:13pm.

Oh hell no!!! Don't bring God into this! You are a stupid whore all on your own!!!
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Submitted by justaguest on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:58pm.

I'll say it again, bitch can't sing.

Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:42pm.

it was part of Gods plan for her to make chinky eyes?

Dammit I need to find me some religion.
I would love to just be able to say...
"meh...sorry I got drunk and puked on you. It was Gods plan."

If only Id found religion sooner I could have woken up next to many a trick, and rather than think "What the fuck?" I could have just said, "It must have been gods plan!"

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Submitted by CindyC on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:25pm.

ROR - I mean LOL

Submitted by SpankytheCuriou... on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:18pm.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Miley Cyrus is disgusting, and the fact that she worked God into the picture to further her quote, unquote "wholesome" image is reprehensible. This bitch needs to leave the spot light and move far, far away where America doesn't have to deal with the complete train wreck that Miley Cyrus and her family are and are always destined to be.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:09pm.

Miley Cyrus is PROOF that God has a sick and twisted sense of humor.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:02pm.

And now we are awaiting God's apology for making Miley mock Asians.
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LOL! I know *I* am!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:01pm.

Let Chris Brown whoop up on her ass too and maybe she will disappear for a long time.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:01pm.

Toxilicious ~ love your Veronia Lake avie. HOT!

On Topic: wake me up when this Disney prostito has a sex tape.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:00pm.

I bet most teens have done equally dumb or dumber stuff, sometimes caught on cam. But when you're a hugely successful teen, with a valuable image to protect, you can't act like a normal teen.

The attempt to invoke God doesn't work for her. If she were actually devout, she wouldn't be out drinking with adults. I find it suspect that her 'rents make a big show of chaperoning her and Underwears Boy in public, but not in private.

Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:59am.

Someone needs to do the world a favor and shoot this little snotty twat...

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:58am.

Miley should go finish building a dam with her other beaver pals.

Submitted by Team KFed on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:52am.

Disney needs to be put down. I'm tired of a new idotwat to corrupt my children being unleashed every 3-4 years. I wish we could focus on older people a bit more... when they make racist statements it's at least funny. Plus they have way cooler looking hair.

Submitted by boobxqueen on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:35am.

Ugh I swear, I have never wanted to slap a ho so bad in my life, she doesn't even have to say anything, just looking at her pisses me off.

I remember being in times square last summer & that ugly ass chipmunk was there for mtv and smiling at fans. Me & my friend yelled at her to stop being an annoying prostitute bitch & she just looked and smiled like a dumbass.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:33am.

ubmitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:01am.
Thanks, DG... it reminds me of The Beatles' Yellow Submarine.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:32am.

Ugh again with the making a big deal out of nothing...I feel like we are those old aunts and cousins who hate on anything another family member does ...its kinda funny

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:31am.

Thanks, DG... it reminds me of The Beatles' Yellow Submarine.

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:31am.

This little twat annoys me so damn much. I just want to kick her in her chipmunk cheeks. She cannot sing, and she sounds like a big fat idiot.

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Submitted by Toxilicious on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:30am.

She sounds like a man--or a 60 year old woman that has smoked half a carton a day for the past ten years.

She has some big teeth. Bet she is going to be a scraper.

I gets mines!

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:29am.

IG- Cute avie! : )

Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:27am.

cant stand this bitch.

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:26am.

The thought that God gives a shit about the Cyrus' is hilarious.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:26am.

if she was sincere, she would have genuinely apologized the FIRST time.
Fuck you Miley.

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Why must you always be around ?
Why can't you just leave it be ?
You've done nothing so far but destroy my life
You cause as much sorrow dead, as you did when you were alive
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Submitted by JBL on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:26am.

damn she's an annoying twit. Why doesn't she and the Jonas Bros all run away together (preferably to another planet), and live sappily ever after.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:25am.

Lily Allen is giving a free show at the Bowery Ballroom tonight at 7 if anyone cares....
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