Fishy Is Just Above EVERYTHING
The queen of everything good and goopy isn't interested in walking the red carpet with her husband Chris Martin, because she's better than that. It was whispered that Fishsticks Paltrow and her twin cunt husband were supposed to hold clammy hands and walk the Grammy carpet together. This didn't happen and when asked about it, Fishy told Roger Friedman's FoxNews, “It’s cheesy. I mean, who wants to live like that?” Bitch, who wants to live like you?! Stupid ass.
You hear that Brangelina and every other couple in Hollywood? Fishy thinks you're an unwrapped slice of Kraft cheese. Yeah, you're not even organic and of the earth. You're filled with preservatives and you're best served microwaved over a plate of saltines. Mmm....delicious
This is a fucking toilet full of hot laughs, because Fishy is the biggest cheese ball in all the land. This hag is an even bigger cheese ball than the one permanently taking space under Joaquin Phoenix's peen skin. I mean, GOOP, Shakespeare in Love, THAT DRESS! All those things can be found at your local Hickory Farms.
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I still can't believe Shakespeare in Love won Oscars...it was shite, much like Forrest Gump, Braveheart & Dances with Wolves. How do these films win awards?!
I'm convinced Gwyneth is so far up her own arse she actually doesn't see anything wrong at all with how she acts & the impression/image she gives off to everyone. She probably thinks we all want to live like her & have as wonderful a life as her, hence the goop. To be honest I'm quite content living as I am on red meat, carbs, plenty of wine & a whole host of wonderful crappy foods I get from my local tescos. Gwyneth can keep her goop.
Her dress is unique!
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I'm surprised she doesn't travel around the globe on a cloud like that kid from the "Dragon Ball" cartoon so she doesn't have to mingle with us filthy mortals.
Mrs. Paul-trow needs to just. eff. off.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:50pm.
hate me if you will but...
Shakespeare in Love is one of my favorite movies.
really. love it.
I like the movie, too, but the most brilliant part is when they're simply putting on R&J in the theatre. (Aside from Ben Affleck's comically bad effort at an Elizabethan accent.)
James Haven knows why Fishy and her bland man didn't hold hands on the red carpet. It's because her hubby HATES her! This is the scuttlebutt on the street. Seems he is tired of her pretentious yet saggy, ass. He is only hanging around for those silly named kids. Chris told James Haven that one day he is going to make like a banana and split! Get it? banana, split?....
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Jeeze, she just dissed every hollywood couple.
The fact she won a Weinstein bought Oscar for an *acting* award in a year which included Emily Watson, Fernanda Montenegro in Central Station, Streep and of course Blanchett makes her win one of the biggest injustices in cinematic history. To labour a point.
And her oh so humble speech about all the hardships in her non-privileged life is one of the most unwatchable cringeworthy things ever. She is a cut-price homely Grace Kelly wannabe.
To me, Fishsticks and her husband are totally made for each other...they're like two peas in a pod. Both are pasty and bland, both are severely overrated, and both are cunty. Coldplay has the most corniest music EVER. They try so hard to be in the same echelon as Radiohead, but oh dear, do they fall short. Paltrow won her Oscar thanks to her connections in the industry, she's been a loser ever since.
I was intrigued that Paltrow was picked to introduce Radiohead at the Grammys. She referred to them in so many glowing superlatives..it almost felt she was making a jab at her hubby's band.
ha ha and on 60 minutes when he refused to talk about their relationship b/c it's private I was thinking, he looks like he can't stand her ass either!!!
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Submitted by poor unfortunat... on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:55pm.
The problem may be Chris Martin doesn't want to walk down the red carpet with HER.
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EXACTLY!!! She probably wanted to and he told her to fuck off. Have they EVER been shown showing an remote form of affection in public? I can't recall...
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here is my take on Gwyneth, if I may. She's not a complete dumbass, out of touch princess and whatever else she seems. I do believe she just says stupid shit without thinking and makes herself seems like a complete moron. I soooo undsertand because I do the same thing all the time. I admit, I kind of like her.
*hides*
WTF is with that dress it looks like last call at the Tool Shed (insert gay bar name here.)
That _is_ a kablahblah string, isn't it? Lame.
I hate that cunt with every fibre of my being and her bisexual at the very least Bono-lite husband - and Bono is horrific enough as it is
Further proof her marriage is in the crapper.
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She and Chris Martin are perfect together. Incredibly blah, tasteless, stale, nutrient-free white bread marketed as high-class bruschetta.
What I mean is she doesn't try to pretend to be sweet and down to earth when she's not! She's openly snooty, and she doesn't hide it or deny it!
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Her dress looks like shiny fish scales
Submitted by peaches on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:59pm
She's as phony as they get.
I suppose the accent is something she picked up growing up in LA and NY?
Say what you will about fishy, at least she's not a phony!
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hate me if you will but...
Shakespeare in Love is one of my favorite movies.
really. love it.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
A fish stick in aluminum foil.
I can't believe this cunt had the audacity to introduce Radiohead.
When will we be rid of this stupid twat!?!?
twat, cunt, bitch. all that, plus she now has an old memaw gut. haha
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Aside from the fact that this woman is probably a very difficult human being to be around and/or live with (pity those kids), she doesn't have any of the fashion sense left that she was born with. That fucking horrible dress, those uglyass leggings/tights/stockings/whateva the fuck they are. Ghastly. Just like that nasty thing of hers that stands in for a personality.
#1 WTF is with that same fucking hair she's had for 10 years??? Bitch ever heard of a curl, a crimp, SOMETHING!
#2 I guess her wedding ring didn't go with the dress. Hmm...
That fugly fucking lying liar! They didn't walk the red carpet because process servers had the place staked out to serve her busted in the face man a summons to appear in court for ripping off his song! Ryan Gaycrest was all over it on E! - when the pre-show was going off and the award show was about to begin he said "come on guys, can't we take one last look for Coldplay's limo" then you actually see him walking out front looking for it!
The ugly bastard snuck in.
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"Who wants to live like that?"
Like what, in love with your partner? Shit, my boyf and I are always holding hands - even if we're just schlepping through the grocery store.
When I read her quote, I imagine her saying it in that shitty british accent she attempted in Sliding Doors.
What a dumb bitch.
From a 2004 Guardian interview with Aaron Eckhart: "He and Paltrow famously did not get on. 'Gwyneth, in my opinion, is...' he says now, pausing for effect, 'one of the public's favourite actresses.'"
Indeed, she is her own favourite actress. She's like Van Osburgh from Edith Wharton's "House of Mirth," someone who's been told that there is no one richer than her father.
Paltrow is paltry. And her boobs are goopy.
Does she have a fake european accent? Madge, Jolie, Paltrow, etc etc. They all somehow get a fake european accent, once they become "above" it all.
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Stoney - I too liked their parachutes album. Loved the song Yellow, until I found out that my ex's twat on the side bought that album for him. Now I can't listen to it.
Oh I really hope Gwenyth's husband cheats on her with some chick from Hooter's or something. That would really make my day.
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The problem may be Chris Martin doesn't want to walk down the red carpet with HER.
I LOVED Parachutes. My ex's band was playing "Yellow" before anyone had heard of Coldplay. He was pretty cool. Too bad he had a tiny weiner.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I was a huge Coldplay fan until Chris Martin got involved with Fishfarts. He basically "sold out" going all hollywood and shit. Paltrow has really only gone out with superstars, because she's got NO self confidence whatsoever. So by dating Brad Pitt and marrying the lead singer of a huge rock band) she is somehow legitimizing herself and she probably thinks "she's cool". Frankly, she's an awful actress, homely skeleton, poor name selector for her kids and a host of other things. Chris Martin probably can't stand her. It's just a matter of time before they break up. He needs to be with someone a little more down to earth (and younger looking). She looks old.
You know, I always thought Chris Martin was a bit of a twat also, but he was on 60 minutes on Sunday (NEVER MIND!) and he actually came across as quite humble and charming. Which makes me wonder all the more why he's married to Fishy. I dunno, he seems like a nice guy...maybe it was all in the editing, lol.
She is only being bitter because her dumbass douche husband refuses to be seen with her...He supposedly hates all that celeb stuff...Nothing like supporting your spouse...I despise both of them, but she tolerates his crap music & goes to his concerts, clearly he cant compromise.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:40pm.
Choke on a dick, Fishstick! I'm not even going to plural you here!
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See the problem is that she won't stick anything that isn't organic in her mouth. If Fishstick(s) would just stick a dick in her mouth, she doesn't even have to choke on it, but if she would just stick it her mouth, the world would be a better place.
Choke on a dick, Fishstick! I'm not even going to plural you here!
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Hey - do you think that was an Aniston-esque dig at Brad? If so, that might have been her best quote ever. Maybe I'll just pretend it was. lol
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Maybe she's lactose intolerant. That's why she can't handle "cheesy".
Who knows...and who the hell cares about this pretentious slag.
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"I'd like to take the Dlisted Ladies to Vegas and slow dance to Neil Sedaka."
Silly me, I thought that showing love, support and pride for your SO was totally awesome.
Fuck that Bitch.
...and the papparazzi seem like such a great buncha folks, now why would she want to avoid them?
Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:03pm.
...and it's because her husband hates her.
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I threw a tortilla chip at the TV when Coldplay won that shit. They're not even a "rock" band really, all they play is friggin' ballads. The Grammys is just about popularity and how much airtime artists get on the radio. If so, then Coldplay would probably sweep because they're so overplayed. I sometimes get so angry at Coldplay that I have to project it on Gwenyth who is probably more pretentious that Chris Martin is, but at least she wore something slightly better than what Coldplay wore. They wore some cheap ass outfits as I recall.
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oh STOP. gwenyth is awesome... she's in control of her domain, she's tasteful and okay, maybe not the best actress. but she is not as bad as 95% of the other trash you comment about on here
Everyone knows Shakespeare was a homo.
It's so funny how uppity she sounds yet she still appears at these events doesn't she? If you are so above it all Fishy, why attend? As for her tool of a husband - he was so gleeful he won - he jumped out of his seat. Wait, I thought he was all about his "craft" and not caring what the rest of the world thinks about him? They are both a perfect pair of obnoxious self-important twats.
...and it's because her husband hates her.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...If you're gonna walk the street, be prepared to have to take it up the ass once in a while too.
Who does this bitch think she is anyway? I like her cousin Kate WAY better. At least SHE's down to earth and not full of herself. Bitch could take lesson from cousin Kate.
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