It's A Stoner Hunt!
You know how Sheriff Lott of Columbia, SC said he was going to investigate the whole "Michael Phelps' putting his lips on a bong" thing? The stupid bitch wasn't telling lies. Not only is his office investigating that shit, but they have made 8 arrests and confiscated THE BONG!!!
OK! says that the bong owner wasn't even at the party at the time Phelpsie took a hit, but he was also arrested and charged. The moron got caught because he was trying to sell that shit on eBay for around $100,000. Only a weed head would come up with that price. Wait. But it did have dolphin boy's saliva all over it? Clone ten of him and enter them all in the Olympics! It would be like winning the lottery ten times!
Anystony, seven whores who were at the party at the time were charged with drug possession and one was charged with distribution. Michael Phelps is handcuff-free so far, but Sheriff Lott is still building a case.
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard. If you can be charged with a crime based on pictures, videos and other dumb stuff, then I might as well tattoo "Property of Fill in the Blank" on my ass, because it's off to the chokey I go. And I'm sure you can smoke weed all you want in there without a bitch bothering you about it!
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I sincerely hope the greedy asshole that sold this picture got arrested. Also, isn't it ironic that all of these people have been arrested from one picture, yet the guy in the picture who was actually smoking it has not???? It's just a little weed, seriously who even cares, millions of people smoke it everyday and continue to work, maintain relationships, etc... And even win gold medals -just look at the wonderful Canadian gold medal winner for snowboarding, Ross Ribliati.
I lived in Columbia for three years when my husband was in college ("Go Cocks Go!"). It wasn't so bad...that 5 Points area was the college-town type of place, not bad at all. I have never smoked weed (really!), and I hope none of my kids ever feel the need to try it (I worry about my soon-to-be-off-to-college son, though!)...I was also a little disappointed in Phelps because I felt that he should have been more discreet (please grow up, Michael, and carefully party behind closed doors with REAL friends who won't snitch or snap!)...having said that, I think this persecution is beyond belief. I hope every kid arrested gets some bastard, cut-throat lawyer to fight these charges. How much $$ is this asswipe going to spend testing bongs and whatever else he can find, for Christ's sake? And how can *anything* be proven? What a colossal waste of taxpayer's money.
I was leaving Columbia today when I heard this foolishness on the radio...my first thought was, "well, south carolina looks an ass again." Columbia is a rough city and the least of Lott's concerns should be some kids, who are furthering their education in an effort to be productive citizens, smoking some weed in a private residence. This baffoon is doing nothing but reinforcing the stereotype that SC is a state of backward hillbillies.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:22pm.
Yeah Sheeps, they are all idiots.
Pot couldn't have killed ALL their brain cells yet, could it?
Well, they did manage to get into the Univ of SC (so they're "Gamecocks"). That takes a lot, right? Studying and junk?
wow you mean it's legal for me to smoke pot cuz I'm Black?
and here I am bong free like a sucka....
*smh* not even Snoop Dogg is stupid enough to get photographed smoking the shit, and he smokes that shit like regular people breathe air
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I cannot find the calories necessary to burn so I care about this. I don't smoke weed. Don't want my kids to either but for heavens sake...Don't we have better things to be upset about?
Chris Brown?
Cheers potheads!
Yeah Sheeps, they are all idiots.
Pot couldn't have killed ALL their brain cells yet, could it?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:42pm.
Thats what the dumb shits all get for selling photos, braggin about shit, and trying to make a buck off of the bong. Serves the narcs right for narc' ing Phelps out in the first place.
Exactly. Not sure if that's technically irony or just dumb of the narc.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:41pm.
This is so racist.
If he was black, they would just shrug their shoulders and go, 'eh..another brother tokin' no biggie" But a white guy takes one hit on a bong and they call in the FBI.
Frickin' crack-head president and no one gives a shit.
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Are you referring to George Bush, the cocaine user and alcoholic? Or maybe President Clinton the one that "didn't inhale?"
Give me a break! No!No!No! For weeeeeed? Seriously? I don't even smoke, but I'm outraged at the waste of money funding this investigation. Blarrrgghhhh.
"The moron got caught because he was trying to sell that shit on eBay for around $100,000."
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Now THAT'S funny.
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Damn you guys have it hard. I got three "lifestyle" stores within a block of me and I can by "bongs" at all of them. And other cool stuff!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:41pm.
This is so racist.
If he was black, they would just shrug their shoulders and go, 'eh..another brother tokin' no biggie" But a white guy takes one hit on a bong and they call in the FBI.
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They do it for Paris Hilton. Last I checked, she's not black. Kfed and Britney shot pot smoking allegations back and forth at each other and, as far as I know, neither one of them were investigated and they have children (not that it bothers me - but I know that bothers THEM) There's gonna be a hundred Rock Bands with tour pics and vids of people tokin' on the road. Honestly - I think it's cuz he's in sports.
Last I checked - she's not black. ♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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Not literally "pulled a Lohan", ew
This is so stupid. If I was him, I probably would have pulled a Lohan. What drugs? What bong? It's a designer nebuliser for my asthma.
I would normally think this was bullshit but the more people that get arrested, the more I start to envision the beatdown the fucker that leaked the pic in the first place is going to get. I hope he/she took the money and ran cause this shit is starting to backfire.
This is so racist.
If he was black, they would just shrug their shoulders and go, 'eh..another brother tokin' no biggie" But a white guy takes one hit on a bong and they call in the FBI.
Frickin' crack-head president and no one gives a shit.
This is just like the Cops in my little burg they are only good at giving out speeding tickets and citing obvious random fools. Never do they solve any real crimes. sad :(
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
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The part I don't understand about the picture is, where is the smoke in the bong to show viable proof he was smoking.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Most police here make you empty your bag and stomp and crush your own pot into the ground. Heartbreaking and cruel, but at least afterwards you're free.
If you ask me Sheriff Lott is the fool for forcing residents of his state to pay for these arrests and "investigations". How many days of stoner investigating has it been already!?
Will someone in SC Pleeeeez slip him pot brownies?
Ah, University of SC...famous for Phelp's bong, and those drunk assholes in the RV from "Borat".
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:22pm.
Team KFed : LOL re wessley pipes, what is the bong called again?
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Billy Bong Thorton. hehehe I love "Half Baked." Awesome movie.
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just think how much pot phelps can inhale with those gigantic aqualungs... wait, wasn't that a jethro tull album? coooooool
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"...because it's off to the chokey I go. And I'm sure you can smoke weed all you want in there without a bitch bothering you about it!"
lmao!! exactly!
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Lawdy Cheesus, I sure could use a big fat Bong Hit right now.
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Oh PLEASE!
I hope the person who took/sold the original photo is one of the people who got busted, actually I wish he/she was the ONLY one busted. Leave the pot smokers alone and worry about catching the pedophiles, etc.
The cop is a useless twit. But...I do find it hilarious that Michael can now thank the fuck who took his pic by having him and everyone else involved arrested and jailed.
Oh shit! You can go to jail based on a picture? I'm getting rid of my Faceboook account and I'm getting facial reconstructive surgery. No one will recognize me in a month's time.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:15pm.
Why don't they use this money to hire a fucking doctor to evaluate octopussy mommy and leave Doplphin boy alone!
ITA about Phelps. BTW the California Medical Board is investigating octo-mom and her docs for this stunt.
http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinteresting/?Report-Octuplets-Mom-Wants-...
EVERYTHING I READ ABOUT THIS LOON, MAKES ME SICKER AND SICKER,I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HAVEN'T THEY TAKE THOSE POOR BABIES FROM HER
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
the sad part is that this deluded fuck truly believes he needs to do this, either to punish wrong doers or more likely to preserve the image of the town as being law abiding and tough on drugs.
The amount of crap he'd have to take from 'the media' et al would be far less if he didn't pursue it.
It's the warped cop mind that drives this. I appreciate them when they do their jobs properly, but hate what it does to their personalities. Then again a lot of control freaks are probably drawn to the job. meh. feh. pfft.
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That old dried up sheriff no longer has virile testosterone flowing through his arteriosclerotic veins and is soooo fuckin jellus of anyone that does. Go fuck yourself sheriff!!! Go out and take care of the murderers and rapists that maraud through the streets of your fine city and leave the young 'un alone. Biiitch. No doubt your closet is empty of skeletons ... uh huh.
I think they should lock up the kid who took the picture and sold it. What a douche.
I don't like to get serious, it makes me feel funny in my tummy, but this prick of a cop is out wasting time, money and man power on capturing stoners from a party while pedophiles go free because cops dont have the money and resources to track them down. PRIORITIES. A big old cooch fart to your face Sheriff, you are a true cunt.
I am just confused at how anything can be proven at this point. What evidence do they have except for these pictures? I doubt any DA would try to take these to trial. Its all hearsay at this point.
what is the Emerald Triangle? i saw a blurb on TV the other night but i missed alot of it? the people on there looked pissed!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:15pm.
Why don't they use this money to hire a fucking doctor to evaluate octopussy mommy and leave Doplphin boy alone!
ITA about Phelps. BTW the California Medical Board is investigating octo-mom and her docs for this stunt.
http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinteresting/?Report-Octuplets-Mom-Wants-...
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Team KFed - they are shorting all the boxes by like 3 cookies now. Those little bitches!
PS - sorry if there was any misunderstandings the other day, not my intent at all!
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
Lott is just UNAMERICAN.And so is whoevver took that picture. Phelps is our golden hero!
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Wow...wow...OMG WOW! I hope that bitch who released the picture is going in too! Stupid hoe!
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Murderers of South Carolina... the streets are yours. Have at it.
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
I'm laughing my ass off here because the dumb fucking cunt who took the pic in the first place hung up his or her assssssss BEEEEG TIME..Hardee Har Fucking Har Har Harrrr...
Sheriff DopesaLott ain't takin no shit..
That'll teach the dumbass who took the pic to take pics of illegal water bonging for money. Now that money is going to bail.
I love dumbfucks and fuckwits...
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:22pm.
Word??!! I can try to find some mint milanos.
Luckily you didn't say that you wanted mint girl scout cookies cuz those little bitches short changed my box this year.
*looking at my half empty box & starting to tear up a little*
Alot of cereal eaters smoke pot.
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Yeah, too bad he already admitted it was weed! But how could he have known he would be facing CRIMINAL CHARGES? Seriously, no one even considered that until fucking Gomer Pile of Shit Sheriff Pantywaisted Cuntman started his witch hunt.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:21pm.
YES Snowy dear it is. Sorry, I thought you knew by now! : )
TY stoney, no I seriously have not seen the pic yet and I was not even sure that was MP. I can't see his dog face, LOL
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Team KFed : LOL re wessley pipes, what is the bong called again?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!