Afternoon Crumbs

Michelle Pfeifer ..... MEEEE-OWWWW!!!

If anything, Jordan's mask accentuates her sheer fugliness. I think she should wear it every day!

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julli, a question, why for you spam?

Submitted by julli on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:11am.

In fact, I think the mask is very ugly, why not wear a pair of sunglass?

---Julli is my fave spammer so far. I'm guessing she is either Filipina or Russian.

In fact, I think the mask is very ugly, why not wear a pair of sunglass?
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Off topic: The vintage/indie fashion ad doesn't bother me as much as the hipsters with their T-shirts with dumbfuck graphics and randomlulz sayings on them do.

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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!

I thought she was famous for being "more attractive" than everyone else.

If this is the official fucking opinion that she's actually prettier than everyone else, then hell's frozen over.

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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!

That vintage & Indie fashion ad to the right needs to stop.

Never, EVER buy a pair of shoes that has the seam on the inner arch never and I will tell you why (the sandals on that site are HOT, though).

MK, this post is for you if ya wanna get extra catty! MK!
http://sickitten.com/2008/11/10/never-buy-shoes-with-this-dead-giveaway....

Her face is sagging around her mouth already!! Never saw her close up before. HUMF!! lol

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:05am

Yeah well, If MK wants to stay up all night perhaps I should send him my pics. Boobs real, not as big but the rest of my body and face is all in proportion.

Someone like Slash could never get me but the geeky but gorgeous Andy Garcia type did. His only addiction is porn. We've lots in common.
Out there, sicko porn, but that make us better than...

Sheeps says:

Some of you may not know that Bar Rafaeli has an MBA in international finance from the Yeshiva School of Business. She started modeling simply to help with tuition. Another interesting tidbit: Her given name was Wet Bar but she shortened it for professional reasons.

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Their MBA program is easy to enter, even for the non-Jewish. Getting into Yeshiva Law School is a whole 'nother matter.

She doesn't impress me. I think she has a horrible, ugly torso. She also did Diddy's video.

She isn't special. We are probably more special than her. She just is tall but that is all.

Gisele is a butterface. Now I know DiCaprio is gay because if he wasn't he would have hooked up with a real beauty. The beards and the queers use each other, and why shouldn't they?

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:05am.
Here's the Slash's wife link. MK owes me.

Thanks sheeps...then again after seeing the pics.

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Here's the Slash's wife link. MK owes me.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/02/10/slashs-wife-and-he...

That Drunken Stepfather is like the Shaw or Wilde for our age.

MK...where is the link for Slash's wife?

"Mask of Whorro"

Me = accidentally spitting water out of my nose

Oh Michael K, how do I love thee?

It's the little things you say some days that get me rolling for 5 minutes.

Some of you may not know that Bar Rafaeli has an MBA in international finance from the Yeshiva School of Business. She started modeling simply to help with tuition. Another interesting tidbit: Her given name was Wet Bar but she shortened it for professional reasons.

Michelle P looks great but you don't stay that skinny with high round cheekbones like that! As you get older your face, especially on a thin person, totally loses vollume. I don't think she had those cheekbones in Scarface, did she? I'd say that's filler or something. And her forehead is botoxed too, but doesn't seem as offensive. but hey, it looks good, just sets an unrealistic example if people think it is all "natural aging."

Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:22pm.

Women boring? Ha! Wait 'til ya get a load of me! Made it home safely. Thanks Hon, especially for the links to that Ian site.

Michelle has always been attractive but what really makes her shine is the look of contentment she always has on her face. Makes her face look fucking angelic. Bitch is gorgeous and happy!

I thought that was Abdul too until I saw the acne.

Bar is yummy..love her cover.

Duff will never be as beautiful as Dunaway..she sounds like a cunt saying stuff like that.

Michelle Pfeiffer and Demi are gorgeous women

Those cars are hot!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I am shocked "The Mask of Whorro" isn't "Bride of Vicodin" Paula Abdul from yesterday. I thought it was sort of the night before and the morning after, both of Paula.

Thanks for the links hon, drive carefully now. As for the JFK Jr comments, I hate to say it but I agree with him to some extent. Part of my problem as a gay woman is I find men way more interesting and compelling than most women. Most women just don't hold any fascination for me, they often have zero charisma. I've only met one I've ever been interested in, and, well, regular readers will know that story...

Where's the link to Slash's wife? I'm sure there's big tits involved.

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I have to drive home now but I've been looking up crap on JFK Jr. as I think he was just so dumb.

I found a gay guy forum and some of the shit is so astute. Keep in mind that these guys are no MK.

Theories of JFK Jr. being gay. It's really old posts but I think gay guys are usually keener and more astute socially than even the average straight female. They use a different word for 'beyotch'. It's NYC gay guys from years ago.

I totally believe DiCaprio is gay. Here's a take on JFK Jr. and how women are just so boring.

http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/index.php?showtopic=480

No MK are they!

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:01pm.

Its a shame really. I used to think she was soooo gorgeous especially around the time she broke up with Tommygirl. She needs to stop doing that chin down pose it makes it worse.

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Lord speaking of Nicole has anybody seen pictures of her at The Grammy's? Shes barely recognizable and her forehead is huge.

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her forehead is huge and she has droopy top eyelids, like Claudia Schiffer.

I think Kidman is as much like M.Jackson for totally eradicating her true race. They both are trying to come off as whiter and more nordic than they really are.

http://sickitten.com/2008/10/31/lies-lies-lies.aspx

Just my observations but I have to blog about it in my online diary.

Keane, I think the links show up in these posts.

http://sickitten.com/2008/09/30/famousplasticcom.aspx

http://sickitten.com/2008/11/02/too-bad-nothing-is-real-anymore.aspx

http://sickitten.com/2008/09/30/im-so-depressed.aspx

Lord speaking of Nicole has anybody seen pictures of her at The Grammy's? Shes barely recognizable and her forehead is huge.

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Michelle's PS is a freaking GENIUS. She looks AMAZING and perfect for her age. Nicole Kidman would look ridiculous standing next to her.

michelle pfeiffer's plastic surgeon is a genious...i think she looks great..

gah...the mask on jordan's face cannot hide the fug underneath it...

leo's woman face is nothing to write home about...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...

Hillary Duff doesn't seem to have grasped that hot bitch Faye Dunaway has EARNED the right to say what she wants about celebwhores who think they are actors.

Wow all my illusions are shattered! I knew Campbell had one recently to save her coke nose but didn't know she had one when she was young. Adn Turlington? Lord, that's it, I'm booking in! Can you give me a link to that site?

Sports Illustrated must have gotten a HUGE check from Leonardo DiCrappo to have his beard on the cover. Oh, and the body paint idea....it's been done to death already. Retire it.

The best SI models were Paulian Porizkova and Ashley Richardson. The good ol' days of SI.

Now its just another rag.

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"I'd like to take the Dlisted Ladies to Vegas and slow dance to Neil Sedaka."

Oh and apparently Natalie Portman's had one, look:

Yeah, Keane, everyone knows that. You really have to look at those two surgery sites I mention but you can spend all day on there but you will walk away from them feeling so grateful.

The link for make me heal is hard to find if googling so I go to the archives on my site to find it. Those sites are almost as addictive as DListed. There isn't a site as addictive as DListed. I always reference this site and the comments on my site.

By the way, where is Mrs. Kravitz? Still 'in recovery' from her DListed addiction?

Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:13pm.

Campbell's nosejob is cited on either makemeheal or awfulplasticsurgery, so she's out.

Turlington had an obvious nosejob too. I think she is a horseface. She is no Paulina Porsikova!
Now that is an example of true beauty.

Oh and apparently Natalie Portman's had one, look:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/forums/viewthread/119/

Keane, true. That's what being "photogenic" is all about. Some people look wayyyy better in person than they do on camera. I know it's "vain", but I have certain angles I like to be photographed from. I know how to make myself look good in pictures. It really is an art.

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Miss Thang, can you post tips about the art of looking good in photos? I'll use them on my site in the 'tips' category. I always feature DListed on my site. It's a personal blog but I love to dish gossip and talk makeup products with other like minded women. Money saving and cleaning tips, too.

Sickitten - I'm not sure there are pictures necessarily but google her and you never know. I'm sure you'll find something on the fact that she had it done though. Not many people in the world have as small and perfect a nose as she had do they? I generally think if it looks too good to be true (e.g. Angelina's whole face; Gisele Bundchen's breasts) it usually is. There aren't that many totally perfect people in the world that I can think of. Maybe Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell (in her hey day) and Claudia Schiffer? They've undoubtedly all had work doen now though.

Mk are you drunk, high, getting nono sucked on or still in your day dreams becuase you did City Rag twice, I want to see why Slash's wife is in your dreams. I am not opening up a page to see it and miss out on your foolery.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:04pm.
Yeah, I rarely photograph well but I look great on video. Only then can I see what others see.

And as for plastic surgery yes it does seem that most stars have had work, even Audrey Hepburn had a nose job and Marilyn Monroe had a chin implant so its been going on for years. In their defence though I will say that people generally look a lot less attractive on film than they do in person. Real model like types often don't even look attractive on tv. It seems you have to be a bit of a rare beast to cut it on camera.

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Audrey had nose job? Send me a link please, dying to see!

Keane, true. That's what being "photogenic" is all about. Some people look wayyyy better in person than they do on camera. I know it's "vain", but I have certain angles I like to be photographed from. I know how to make myself look good in pictures. It really is an art.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

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I think Michelle is really pretty and aging well - but here is when I didn't like her look.
The nose looks like it's made of porcelain (and not in a good way) and her top lip is too *ducky*

I thought her before shot is better - more natural.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

@ SICKITTEN

I've always thought Debbie Harry was gorgeous. Oh, and don't forget about Marilyn Monroe's nose job. Man, changing the nose changes your whole face.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:45pm.
Holy crap was she fug that Moss. I've always known that too. What a joke she is being touted as so gorgeous. Some designer, I think Calvin Klein, is it? thought she was so hot. She should never have a modeling career. It was an industry joke.

www.awfulplasticsurgery.com and makemeheal.com calls EVERYONE out.

Sickitten - its not about more clued up people like you and I knowing though, its about getting her to admit it and for the whole of her audience to know. That's what being outed is, we want her to stop faking.

And as for plastic surgery yes it does seem that most stars have had work, even Audrey Hepburn had a nose job and Marilyn Monroe had a chin implant so its been going on for years. In their defence though I will say that people generally look a lot less attractive on film than they do in person. Real model like types often don't even look attractive on tv. It seems you have to be a bit of a rare beast to cut it on camera.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:33pm.

Yeah, nobody in Hollywood is real today. It freaks me out so much that I have to write about it.

That Gene Tierney, Liz Taylor and Vivienne Leigh were really gorg. Grace Kelly, too.

I'm trying so hard to find a pic and can't cause I wanna post about it but...Zsa Zsa Gabor had her nose done back in the forties. That before pic I can't find online. I think it is in her book 'One Lifetime Is Not Enough'.

Her nosejob just perfected her face. I don't have a scanner nor a copy of the book. If someone can find the pre-nosejob pics of Gabor, could you send it to my mailbox? Sickitten@gmail.com.

Also looking for pics of Demi Moore's mom, Virginia King in that nude photo spread for High Society magazine. Demi had them erased from Internet. Posted about it like a month ago.

@Miss Thang, Kate Moss looked a little "special" when she was kid. But she's laughed her way to the bank, dammit.

Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:35pm.

I think she had some cheek implants put in, like Madge and Gwyneth.

Ya know, it's the rare bird who genetically has that. Debbie Harry is one.

Funny, I just wrote a piece on my personal blog about Madge, Harry and Pfeifer yesterday. Lots of spelling mistakes.

Check out this pic of Debbie Harry. Now that is real, Miss Thang. I just go off about who is naturally hot and who has had work done and product whore shit.

http://sickitten.com/