Chris Brown Doesn't Have Milk Anymore
Speaking of bus rides to oblivion (see HAGel below), Chris Brown's own ride to irrelevancy is moving along at warp speed. His milk moustache is no longer needed. The bitches at "Got Milk" will not renew his campaign when it ends this week. They followed Doublemint in staying the fuck away from Chris. They issued this statement:
"The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown's ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week."
Chris shouldn't worry. I'm sure he'll get a jizz moustache or twenty in the big house. And I'm sure some of those dudes lay it down extra chunky, so Chris better work on his gag reflex.
And since we're already on the subject, let's just go over all the stories coming out about this fucked up mess. Seriously, my inbox is getting popped left and right like it's in a fight with Chris Brown.
Story #1 - Kanye West speaks! Unfortunately, he just called into Ryan Gaycrest's show on KIIS-FM, so there were no CAPS, exclamation points or BENJAMIN BUTTON'S involved! It doesn't feel the same, but here's some of what he said: "I don't want to speak too much on it, but I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard. Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis. I would do any and everything to help her in any situation." (People)
Story #2 - RiRi's abuelita told the Nation News in Barbados that her granddaughter's nose is not broken and that she's "doing okay." She went on to say, "I don't want people to worry. Rihanna is fine and she is doing well." Do you ever wonder if your family members were being bothered by the press, what they would say? My abuelita probably would have told them to fuck off and then chased them out of the yard with a branch she just ripped off of a tree. Or she'd turn the hose on them.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:48pm.
Oops, I meant to post that in the most recent CB & RiRi post.
And no, Angel-i, he's never punched me.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:48pm.
Sometimes I accidently drop the keys to my BF's car because I got slippery fingers, or something, and he gets sooo mad! He's like "if you break my lock control pad, you are going to buy another one" only he yells it. Then I just feed him some snarky remark that he should be the one driving anyway yada yada yada.
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And then he punches you in the face?
(jos keeeeding! - it was RIGHT there!;p)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Sometimes I accidently drop the keys to my BF's car because I got slippery fingers, or something, and he gets sooo mad! He's like "if you break my lock control pad, you are going to buy another one" only he yells it. Then I just feed him some snarky remark that he should be the one driving anyway yada yada yada.
Ugh. He disgusts me.
grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:21pm.
justice will be done in this case...if the DA goes easy on him for some reason, there are powerful enough people established in this situation that will make sure this boy's career is ended
Madison Ave. doesn't like controversy. CB might be able to do his music and survive, but the endorsements and commercials are all going to be yanked. The same thing happened years ago with Michael Jackson and Pepsi when MJ was first accused of child molesting. I am a bit surprised that Michael Phelps was able to hang onto what endorsements he has.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
So apparently the bitch got all uppity so she deserved it. Just KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!
I just heard she threw the keys out of the car and that's when he lost his shit.
hearts; ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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Karma baby! Don't ya just love it!!! He'll get his ass whooped before ya know it. Hopefully RiRi is DONE with him ~~~ and ALL his sponsors too. I heard that radio stations are not playing his music. This is BIG!! Glad to see that society isn't going to put up with men who strike a female. It's about fucking time!!
HOLLA!!!
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oh jz beats and bullys beyonces ass to its just kept very under the rug by her father and the rest of her team.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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well my mom said she wanted a new fish to add to her collection so, i guess this guy will be her birthday present.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 12:53am.
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LMAO!!!
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
I hope his next white moustache comes from his much larger cellmate.
And how high is Kanye West? Rihanna could be the greatest artist of all time? She's just barely the greatest artist singing along with her car radio, and that's only because Chris Brown was the only other passenger.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
first of all, lmao @ the branch from a tree or the hose, second of all- what a jerk! (chris brown) you DON'T hit a woman! channeling his inner ike turner is right! the kid is ruined, i suspect.
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Kanye is fucking delusional. Rihanna has the potential to be the best artist of all time?! What shit is he smoking?! The fact that he even used her name and the word "artist" in the same sentence is a beatdownable offense.
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 8:00pm.
I HATE those Got Milk ads, because is doesn't look like milk on their lips. It looks like something nasty. I don't know what. Just something nasty.
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I know what it looks like.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
riri did not deserve a beat down.
chris brown deserves to be put away for supplying riri with the beat down. i betcha there are some seasoned prison folk ready to make chris' acquaintance. have fun chris!
kanye is an insane narcissist that is trying to be be articulate when he sounds like a god damn moron.
i also think riri's abuelita should have done what my abuelita would have done: grab a frying pan and teach him how to be nice....ironically.
My mother would be like Octo-granny and totally diss me to the press.
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Just because some seems "nice" doesnt mean that they are. Second of all, the are both FAMOUS and "seeming nice" is a part of they're paycheck. Look at Brit Brit. She comes across as really sweet and everyone knows she is a twat muffin!!
Anyhow, I didn't know there were so many women here on Dlisted that has endured being in an abusive relationship. I never have been but I had a male friend that was insecure and had a crush on me for 7 years. Long story short I started seeing his cousin and when said friend saw us cudding up he was so enraged he pushed me and tried to beat the shit outta me. let me tell you we had an Ike and Tina moment because we both walked away with bruises and bloody scratches. No excuse for a man or woman to fight. period.
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i hope he loses more than just a milk ad. Fn loser.
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James Haven called Chris to find out what in the name of Shiloh happened that night?!!
James Haven met CB a few years back when Chris needed to learn some fancy footwork. He had heard that James Haven had the moves and wanted to be taught by the best.
James Haven is shocked by the events that he has read but will believe none of it until he speaks to Chris himself! Stay tuned.....
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I HATE those Got Milk ads, because is doesn't look like milk on their lips. It looks like something nasty. I don't know what. Just something nasty.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:52pm.
I didn't post that comment, I was responding to that, and I take exception at you calling me stupid (call me young anytime!).
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I saw soon as I posted! I posted an apology, just removed it because I realized in 10 minutes it would look like I'm apologizing to you as if you are young so I'm calling you stupid. LOL. Anyway, I changed it and sorry.
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Submitted by lelu on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:09pm.
Oh and Kanye is such a media whore. He can't even let a bitch get beat without trying to steal her thunder.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:50pm.
That's ok, honest mistake. I'm on your side!
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Also Chris Brown seems like such a nice boy and Rihanna seems like such a bitch. I bet her fucken ass deserved it!
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Hm. Chris Brown only beats a bitch. He doesn't give her breast cancer and make half the human race obese with nasty milk proteins, so I dn't know why MILK is so offended.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:33pm.
Please someone help me understand this. I have never encountered a man that thought it was OK to hit a woman. Who are these men? How do they first start beating you? Like, what sets them off? Why do they think it is OK? So many questions... I've never encountered such a creature...
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Be glad you've never met one. They're assholes. My ex in particular...any little thing would set him off. One day I had cleaned the entire house while caring for both kids, and asked him to wash his one dish and fork for me after dinner because I was exhausted. He flew over to the couch where I was sitting, wrapped his hand around my neck and threatened to kill me. Over NOTHING really, and that's how a lot of them are. He always thought of himself as the world's perfect man, and that I should be damn lucky to have him and I had better walk a fine line or else.
I have no idea why any of them think it's okay to lay their hands on a woman. Cowards is what they really are, most of them anyway. They pick on women who are weaker than they are. My ex though, I think it just crazy. Or stupid. Possibly both. He had some real anger issues. In hindsight, it was like he was constantly pissed off and used any little thing I did "wrong" in his eyes to take it out on me. Men like that, they just have no control. They get angry and they take it too far.
And they all need to burn in hell.
What a douche. Why was she even going out with him? Was he throwing money at her or what?
Submitted by highrisehomo on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:36pm.
FUCK YOU "msdebagain", Jennifer Hudsons entire family was MURDERED. Getting your tenhead busted by some douchey little punk doesn't even compare so sit the fuck down.
Also Chris Brown seems like such a nice boy and Rihanna seems like such a bitch. I bet her fucken ass deserved it!
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Sit the fuck down yourself, because you are an idiot too!
She deserved it?
Fucking grow up!
Kelly KU- First of Kanye, you don't know how to speak english cause there is no "concept" involved- second- If you have no chance in hell of being the greatest artist of all time- seeing as how you lyrics are SHIT- how does RiRi with her ALien wail even have a chance?
Chris Brown is a Dick, but also himself a victim of Abuse- keep that in mind
@ miss thang sorry for those images! i forgot that most people may not be that familiar with the whole sharon tate story... but besides those horrific images she was a stunning woman... not many people look like that now in hollywood.
Wasn't Kanye and Rihanna fucking during their tour this summer??? They were caught making out backstage??? I hope she's okay.. But that head of hers is so big u know it's not damaged.
FUCK YOU "msdebagain", Jennifer Hudsons entire family was MURDERED. Getting your tenhead busted by some douchey little punk doesn't even compare so sit the fuck down.
Also Chris Brown seems like such a nice boy and Rihanna seems like such a bitch. I bet her fucken ass deserved it.
two sides to every story. what a bitch for biting-- if true.
he now looks evil with those milkstaches. Mwaaaa haa haa.
i give it a couple months, when she does a Jennifer Hudson type of 'woe me' comeback.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:06pm.
I feel that Buddha has the potential to be, you know, the greatest religious icon of all time and, in that sense, I feel like he is my baby brother.
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I saw your baby brother today at lunch by the buffet.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
justice will be done in this case...if the DA goes easy on him for some reason, there are powerful enough people established in this situation that will make sure this boy's career is ended...in fact, i imagine there are people that wish this would have never made it to the police and out to the media...chris brown's gonna be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life, and there won't be any movies made about his shot ass...jus sayin'
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:33pm.
I do. If my gf hit me in anger, she just used up her freebie, she better not hit me again or else she gets back what she gave me. I'm not the type to hit women, I know how to argue and manage my anger and I would expect any woman I'm with to do the same.
It's not okay for EITHER sex to resort to violence against their mate. Ladies, we're men, we're generally physically stronger than you, what makes you think that getting hit, punched or kicked by you in anger won't hurt us, especially in the heat of an argument? That's just stupid.
If a guy can't argue with you without getting violent, leave and call the cops then get out of the relationship. If a girl gets violent, the guy should do the same to her. We're all guilty of pushing our mate's buttons sometimes and if you find you're with someone who does it on a regular basis, you need to get out ASAP.
Then you need to find out why you seem to be attracted to that type of person.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:50pm.
Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis.
He's the big brother of the greatest artist of all time...That's humility? Of all time. Really, now.
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baby steps. LOL
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
This is so fucked up. The girl has cosmetics contracts and commercials and videos to shoot and promote.
Jay-Z is gonna make Chris Brown pay for damaging his Mini-B!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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i don't know much about jay z and riri's relationship but it sounds big bro/big sis like...just cuz we haven't heard anything from jay z doesn't mean he and other people don't have an open line to the DA's office...real gangsters and people with power keep their mouths shut on their next move...why would jay z show his hand at this point?...more effective to let chris brown sit and think...TRUST
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:06pm.
I feel that Buddha has the potential to be, you know, the greatest religious icon of all time and, in that sense, I feel like he is my baby brother.
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heehee
Submitted by jollybee on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:39pm.
Uh, I just did an image search on Sharon Tate. A LOT of pics of the crime seen, her body. Why the hell is that stuff public info? nobody wants to see that shit. i'm traumatized now. geez!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
This whole story makes me sad. A week ago if you asked me which hip hopper was beating his girl's ass I would've bet a million dollars jay z and beyonce. These two, the goodie two shoes r&b boy and the pop princess? WTH??
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:57pm.
Has she even admitted that he beat her ass yet?
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Yeah - there was a report earlier about her injuries and such...but I think she won't press charges or give info beyond that so far...
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Has she even admitted that he beat her ass yet?
If she does not, I will never call her Beyonce 2.0 again!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
He looks stupid in that picture with all those lines across his forehead. I know he thinks he's cute, but he isn't...
Rihanna should just be through with the menfolk; I'm sure she could find a sister to finesse her (as long as it isn't Courtney Semel).
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