Chris Brown Doesn't Have Milk Anymore
Speaking of bus rides to oblivion (see HAGel below), Chris Brown's own ride to irrelevancy is moving along at warp speed. His milk moustache is no longer needed. The bitches at "Got Milk" will not renew his campaign when it ends this week. They followed Doublemint in staying the fuck away from Chris. They issued this statement:
"The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown's ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week."
Chris shouldn't worry. I'm sure he'll get a jizz moustache or twenty in the big house. And I'm sure some of those dudes lay it down extra chunky, so Chris better work on his gag reflex.
And since we're already on the subject, let's just go over all the stories coming out about this fucked up mess. Seriously, my inbox is getting popped left and right like it's in a fight with Chris Brown.
Story #1 - Kanye West speaks! Unfortunately, he just called into Ryan Gaycrest's show on KIIS-FM, so there were no CAPS, exclamation points or BENJAMIN BUTTON'S involved! It doesn't feel the same, but here's some of what he said: "I don't want to speak too much on it, but I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard. Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis. I would do any and everything to help her in any situation." (People)
Story #2 - RiRi's abuelita told the Nation News in Barbados that her granddaughter's nose is not broken and that she's "doing okay." She went on to say, "I don't want people to worry. Rihanna is fine and she is doing well." Do you ever wonder if your family members were being bothered by the press, what they would say? My abuelita probably would have told them to fuck off and then chased them out of the yard with a branch she just ripped off of a tree. Or she'd turn the hose on them.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:36pm.
It matters to the woman that gets beat!
@ Zappy
I adore sharon tate too, she was hands down one of the most beautiful women EVER!
Miss Thang - some men are just complete asshole douchebags. The ex of mine who threw me accross the room, yanked the fucking phone out of the wall and beat me to a pulp did so because, while I was asleep, the cops came to the house, I apparently woke up when the cops shook me, they asked who's marajuana they were holding, I said the ex's name, went back to sleep. Only to be woken up by a screaming maniac pulling me out of bed by the hair because I didn't tell the cops that it was MY weed.
Yeah, I was already on probation for felony possession.
I moved out the next day.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:33pm.
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Angry men. Altho I dare say that it would start out as a rough sex thing...manhandling can be sexy...and then you get an angry man whose got little self-control, often he doesn't think he needs it, and it starts to bleed out into life. By then, the girlie's already dickmatized.
But I must say: DAMN! He must have really freaked out - I'm dying to know what it's all about.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:33pm
Wow that's fucked up. I can see that happening.
This guy's career is completely ruined however. If this hadn't been Rihanna would anyone really care?
Please someone help me understand this. I have never encountered a man that thought it was OK to hit a woman. Who are these men? How do they first start beating you? Like, what sets them off? Why do they think it is OK? So many questions... I've never encountered such a creature...
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Topanga, that media takeout story should definitely be taken into consideration, and if it's true, brown needs to come forward! Some guys would just be too embarrassed to let people know they were getting wailed on by a girl!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:50pm.
Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis.
Just what kind of drugs is Kanye on?
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Hold up! That was our first dose of kanye humility, or facsimile thereof.
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Humility. He's the big brother of the greatest artist of all time but he's only her big brother because he is IN FACT the greatest of all time - her being second...? That's humility? Of all time. Really, now.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:17pm.
...what better place to come be a bitch than dlisted :D
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Agreed! :D
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
It amazes me that anyone would think that he is innocent.
What do you expect HIS friends to say "Homeboy did it"
Yeah right!
The little punk bastard lost his temper, beat her up and now is scurrying around trying to save what is left of a mediocre career.
I don't care if the bitch was jealous of other women, she didn't deserve the beat down and he doesn't deserve to have people think that MAYBE he isn't at fault.
He comes from a family where that shit went on. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
Submitted by jim on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:08pm.
LMAO.
Kayne and RiRI should hook up..I think they are the perfect couple.JayZ is someone I am interested in hearing a comment from since he discovered RiRi and I saw Chris Brown's DoubleMint commercial play on MTV and VH1 yesterday so I guess that being pulled did not happen.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by angel_i
I was talking about the Milk Ads, actually.
Wait a second - I was being touchy. My bad:)
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No, it's MY bad. No sleep for 2 days makes me a grumpy bitch and what better place to come be a bitch than dlisted :D
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Here you go Topanga... I guess they forgot that whole other car.
POLICE SAY the singer and a woman were in a vehicle in the Hancock Park neighborhood at around 12:30 a.m. PT Sunday when they began arguing, and the argument escalated when they got out of the car.
“After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated,” THE POLICE SAID. “The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
Police received a 911 call reporting the disturbance and according to the statement, when officers arrived they found the victim, but Brown had already left the scene.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:06pm.
I was talking about the Milk Ads, actually.
Wait a second - I was being touchy. My bad:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Alright...I'm off to take my mid-term. Later whores!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
There's more to this than domestic abuse, especially since she's supposedly not being straight with police on why it happened.
Oh and Kanye is such a media whore. He can't even let a bitch get beat without trying to steal her thunder.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:05pm.
Damn girl you better get reviewing! We are not close enough for midterms yet. I've been in trials since last week too. I have a Business Law class that has me viewing them for class credit.
*start scrolling for more fuckery on Dlisted*
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THAT BITCH DESERVED IT, SHE WAS A SLUT!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by paris herpes
Hmmm, what if it was Rihanna smacking Chris around instead of the other way around? Interesting!
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Well let's think about it.... he RAN AWAY.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:50pm.
Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis.
Just what kind of drugs is Kanye on?
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Hold up! That was our first dose of kanye humility, or facsimile thereof.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by angel_i
Really. I am the only person in the whole world who thinks these ads are porn? Honestly, they totally offend me.
It's called ADBLOCK PLUS on Firefox. I have NEVER seen an ad here.
If you are so offended, you would think you might look into something like a ad blocker.
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Celebrity Comments:
Terrence Howard
"Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her."
T.I
"Yeah, I spoke to him today. He cool, you know. I guess he a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris. Hey man, you people gotta remember, we celebrities and we entertainers but we still human. All of us. Don't expect us not to make mistakes ,cause we will."
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:01pm.
Holy shit, what is THIS all about? Chris Brown gave her the beatdown?
Fuck! This (me not checking Dlisted for a few days)is what happens when you have too much fucking Algebra to do!
A = ½h(B+b)
WTF? Where you been?! I have a mid-term in a half and hour and my ass is still BSing around on here,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
he needs a good beating jail style!
xo
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http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/02/broadway-backwards.html
My nosy ass is just pasting from what I see on other sites..all I know is something is def fishy about this whole story. Someone isn't telling the whole truth just to protect his/her own ass. It will all come out in the wash as my mom always says. And if she is the one not telling the whole truth just to protect his coward ass...then she is offically a dumb b*tch too!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Hmmm, what if it was Rihanna smacking Chris around instead of the other way around? Interesting!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
My abuelita--RIP--would've sold all my dirty little secrets to the press for a mere five bucks.
And I was her favorite.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Holy shit, what is THIS all about? Chris Brown gave her the beatdown?
Fuck! This (me not checking Dlisted for a few days)is what happens when you have too much fucking Algebra to do!
A = ½h(B+b)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:48pm.
Really. I am the only person in the whole world who thinks these ads are porn? Honestly, they totally offend me.
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what ads? I'm in the mood for porn, and I'm ALWAYS in the mood to be offended.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:48pm.
Really. I am the only person in the whole world who thinks these ads are porn? Honestly, they totally offend me.
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They gross me the hell out. Even before I became an avid Dlisted fan (which helped me see life through porn-coloured glasses), those adverts seemed sick and wrong somehow.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:54pm.
Not ONLY does an innocent man *not* run, the police report does not mention any other vehicle.
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Notice how the lies start surfacing after the endorsements start disappearing?
It infuriates me that anyone would believe that bunch of bullshit.
Why hasn't the media reported that there was a wrecked car involved?
This is all an effort to save the little bastards career. O.J was innocent too!
ps: i hate those goddamned milk commercials.
ps: i hate those goddamned milk commercials.
that story about how she hits him is crap.
that is probably his camp putting a spin on some bad PR.
whatever. over it.
get well RiRi and go to hell Chris (Ike) Brown
Not ONLY does an innocent man *not* run, the police report does not mention any other vehicle.
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angel: according to NJNJPersonNJNJ, it's the HE~RON! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by TOPANGA
Not buying it. At all.
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Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis.
Just what kind of drugs is Kanye on? Are those anti-depressants talking...? Cocaine...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Really. I am the only person in the whole world who thinks these ads are porn? Honestly, they totally offend me.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:33pm.
A FRIEND of Chris Brown tells this. Heaven forbid should he be lying or something like that!
I love the cover up artist crap that is now going on regarding him.
He's a little thug and that's the bottom line.
An innocent man doesn't run!
You're right jim. Always good to hear from you.
Take care, buddy.
Yeah PH, I didn't fully understand that either. To think that Heroin might cause genius is ridiculous. I think that distorted genius seeks out solace by numbing its mania through some other means. Creativity through the use of drugs might appear as genius initially, until everything falls apart. Heroin is a rapid decline and its consuming, soul stealing and ruthless.
However, a little pot is good for the soul.
One nana would have shot the bastard and the media and the other would probably had made him "disappear". Maybe RiRi's abuelita said that because she doesn't want the media to catch onto her plans to torture and then kill CB.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:33pm.
The only question I have on this story is how'd she end up with bite marks from a car accident?
You must die. I alone am best.
Haha the little asshole is reaping what he has sown. I am sick of this story already.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:33pm.
It does makes a lot of sense, (If the bite marks are balloney).
I still don't like him and I still wouldn't buy anything form any of them... and I actually wanting this story to be true....It makes better Gossip.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
THIS JUST IN.......
CLAY AIKEN SINGS MORE MANLY THEN CHRIS BROWN!!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:33pm.
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It's possible that story is true, but I can't imagine that if it is true that CB's camp wouldn't have already issued a statement or held a press conference to get to give his side of the story.