Chris Brown Doesn't Have Milk Anymore
Speaking of bus rides to oblivion (see HAGel below), Chris Brown's own ride to irrelevancy is moving along at warp speed. His milk moustache is no longer needed. The bitches at "Got Milk" will not renew his campaign when it ends this week. They followed Doublemint in staying the fuck away from Chris. They issued this statement:
"The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown's ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week."
Chris shouldn't worry. I'm sure he'll get a jizz moustache or twenty in the big house. And I'm sure some of those dudes lay it down extra chunky, so Chris better work on his gag reflex.
And since we're already on the subject, let's just go over all the stories coming out about this fucked up mess. Seriously, my inbox is getting popped left and right like it's in a fight with Chris Brown.
Story #1 - Kanye West speaks! Unfortunately, he just called into Ryan Gaycrest's show on KIIS-FM, so there were no CAPS, exclamation points or BENJAMIN BUTTON'S involved! It doesn't feel the same, but here's some of what he said: "I don't want to speak too much on it, but I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard. Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis. I would do any and everything to help her in any situation." (People)
Story #2 - RiRi's abuelita told the Nation News in Barbados that her granddaughter's nose is not broken and that she's "doing okay." She went on to say, "I don't want people to worry. Rihanna is fine and she is doing well." Do you ever wonder if your family members were being bothered by the press, what they would say? My abuelita probably would have told them to fuck off and then chased them out of the yard with a branch she just ripped off of a tree. Or she'd turn the hose on them.
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Kanye's comment was so predictably Kanye that he has become a parody of himself. It alsmost like a Mad TV sketch or something.
I love crochety grandmas. LOL@ MK's turning the hose on someone
Leave it to Kanye to glom onto and "sample" a bad situation in order to try to and make himself look good. Can this ass do ANYTHING original?
Tool.
This picture would be so perfect if a photoshopped cock was in CB's mouth. He might as well get used to the taste of man skin, cause he'll be sucking LOTS of cock where he's going.
And Kayne West calling RiRi one of the greatest artists of all time made me choke on my water. It's a laughable, if not completely dillusional claim.
hmmm, hate to admit, but this seems like a possibility..the plot thickens....
February 10, 2009. A friend of Chris Brown reached out to MediaTakeOut.com, offering us this explanation of what happened on Saturday night:
[Rihanna is] outrageously jealous and insecure. So [Chris] would get into arguments and fights with her. He never hit her once but she'd [allegedly] smack him, bite him and scratch him and once he even got hit in the balls kinda' hard. So [she] got into the habit of hitting him because to her it was fine since he never hit her back.
[On Saturday night, Chris] finally told her to shut the f*ck up and it's over. So she socked the shit out of him while he was driving and kept on hitting him until he crashed into a parked car.
[Chris] then got out of the car and tried to pull her out and got hit in the face some more numerous times. Scratched up and everything.
Simply because he was done with all of the drama. Anyway when she smacked him this last time he smacked her back. So he [left Rihanna there alone].
Hurt from banging her face on the windshield/dashboard from the car accident [somebody] then called the cops and [Rihanna] told them that [Chris] whipped her ass.
[Later the next day, Chris] wanted to go get his things from her apt to go to a hotel and saw a million cop cars there.
So he left and when he sent us to retrieve his stuff, this girl didn't want to let us get his 6 bags of stuff. She said tell him to come get it himself … Tell him to answer his phone and that I'm sorry we can work this out. To which I said, hell no my friend isn't coming anywhere near here. It's too late for all of that. He just wants his luggage and you guys need never to see each other anymore….
Sh*t happens was definitely in effect and it's crazy how everyone can jump on a woman's side and not know what happened. Hind sight is 20/20 and I told [him that] he should've gotten out of the car and called the cops on her a*s when it was just him with scratches and shit.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Did I just read a comment saying that kanye was addicted to heroin and that makes him an even greater artist? Hey, is SQUIDBRAINS on here or what?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
this guy is not EVER going to prison. i would put money on it.
also, domestic violence is not a novel "concept", kanye, you dumb motherfucker
Kanye and Tyra Banks need to get together already and rule the world in their heads. Their egos could create another planet. Seriously.
Paris is for stoners.
f*cker. he needs to get pistol whipped for this shizz
Submitted by NJNJPersonNJNJ on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:15pm.
WHAT?
Oh yeah, heroin is always the healthiest of drug choices.
Props to Kanye for that choice and props to you for your valuable insight.
You need to be in Government with a mind like that!
now that i think of it, my abuelita would have grabbed a wooden spoon and beat his azz.
then my mother would have been waiting in the wings with the plastic hanger.
both would use the cinturon (belt) on him.
all the while cussing at him is espanol.
ahhhh-- my lovely family
Submitted by NJNJPersonNJNJ on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:15pm.
I like his choice of turning to heroin just like many brilliant other musicians have done. We just have to hope he is one of the few who actually survives it and comes back clean on the other side.
You like the fact someone is addicetes to HEROIN?
Really?
Brilliant? KW is a retarded overlyconfident asshole, He does fucking hip hop overlysintetized bullshit
greatest artist of his generation my ass.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I'm kinda at a point where I really wish everyone would stop reporting on this until an official document or statement is issued detailing in chronilogical order, exactly what went down. But until then, my nosy ass will contunie hopping around from gossip site to gossip site, trying to put the pieces of this f-ed up puzzle together. T.I claims he talked to Chris Brown and said..."he's cool...I told him this too shall pass." WTF?! Just because your going to jail for a year T.I doesn't make you a martyr all of a sudden..and what will pass...umm the fact that he f-ed up his girlfriend's face is NOT going to pass..the only thing that will get passed is Chris Brown's ass when he gets to the Big House.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Damn it, RiRi took an oath! There's still hope for Chris!
Kayne West has been getting himself more and more addicted to heroin for the past year. He is now a full heroin addict. I am not pointing this out to bash kayne in anyway. I like his art, and i like his choice of turning to heroin just like many brilliant other musicians have done. We just have to hope he is one of the few who actually survives it and comes back clean on the other side.
MK why'd you post that damn fish picture again,,,,oh wait, sorry
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Anyday now kanye will speak with a european accent.
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His career is over and his ass belongs in the big house. I just don't understand the need to resort to such violence to settle an argument... It is utterly unacceptable and the sign of a maladjusted personality.
While Kanye is a first-class dumbass and she will be far from the greatest artist of all time, I would much rather see kids looking up to her and not Britney.
The way things were going, she was keeping it classy. No crotch shots, missing underwear, drunk and disorderly, always seemed professional, etc...
And while I'm not exactly a fan of hers, I did appreciate that she did some some rockish type songs like Shut up and Drive, and just not the usual R&B garbage.
Hope she keeps it together.
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My Nana could wield a wooden spoon like no other.
My Mom....a shoe-thrower
Chris Brown,
You suck big TIME!
What the hell does KANYE WEST have to do with this? Does he honestly sit at home, believing that in this time of nationwide crisis, when the unthinkable happens, when Chris Brown beats RiRi, the nation is fretting about what HE fucking thinks? Ugh...the nerve of that sumbitch! He is the red anger I feel when the world in grey!
He is BLOWING the chance we gave him to be great!
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Damn you Kayne! Must you steal everyone's thunder?
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LET RIRI BE GREAT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
i think chris brown is a stupid ass bitch that needs to pick on someone his own size
he ain't no gansta.
I like the girl's music, but talented? Um...has anyone ever heard her live? Kudos to her for doing it live, its not as awful as SOME artists, but still. She's no Aretha that's for sure.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
My abuelita would have grabbed a wooden spoon and went loca on his ass.
Take that for hitting a girl MF-er
HAHAHA, Kanye is a brain-dead, delusional fucking moron who needs to get the big dildo outta his ass.
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Best artist of ALL time?
But but but, I thought YOU WERE THE GREATEST KANGAY!
Why is he commenting anyway?
He is on permanent CAPS all the damn time.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@ S_G She was probably one of the most physically beautiful people I have ever seen from more current standards of beauty. Many of these ho's today can't even compare to her exquisiteness.
I'm surprised Kanye implied that there could actually be an artist greater than himself.
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Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
I feel that Buddha has the potential to be, you know, the greatest religious icon of all time and, in that sense, I feel like he is my baby brother.
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Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:53pm.
I don't know its just...insulting to true legends/artist that lived 15, 20, 30, 100+ years ago when people like Kanye and his ilk say shit like that. I'm sorry but just because you're mega popular and can sell some cds doesn't mean you're a "legend" or even "talented".
If they don't appreciate you when you're alive they will when you're died I guess.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:02pm.
@ Jollybee
I love love love Sharon Tate. Read many books on her/Manson Family. Greg King's book is excellent.
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One of the most naturally beautiful Hollywood actresses EVER!
What a gorgeous body and face she had. :(
I'm still betting he does NO jail time.
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Kanye only said that because RiRi got the beatdown. Also, he's trying to steal her thunder...thighs that is! Nah, I'm just playin', this will be great PR for Rihanna and really really really SHIT PR for Chris Brown who is seriously on the road to irrelevancy at age 20. Geez how the mighty have fallen! Actually maybe this will give him some street cred, Notorious BIG used to smack the hos around too and he never got this shitstorm of PR from it either. Weird.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Can Kanye speak in anything other than hyperbole?
@ Jollybee
I love love love Sharon Tate. Read many books on her/Manson Family. Greg King's book is excellent.
ha! My granny would have said "ya'll need to worry about that punk bitch that put his hands on my baby. Now get the hell out of here and mind your goddamned business"
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
Why does kanye think that Rihanna has the potential to be the "greatest" artist of all time? I'm sorry, I like her and all, but "greatest" I don't think so. Compare her to an actual great artist! And second why does he feel it to be his obligation to consider her his "baby sis" just because he thinks she's potentially the greatest artist of all time? He really thinks his shit don't stink! OVER HIM! OVER HER! NEVER WAS INTO CHRIS BROWN! SO F THEM ALL!
Further more, devestation is something you feel with a huricane ruins New Orleans, or when the twin towers fell on 9/11, not when you hear precious chris brown put a beating on his woman. That kind of stuff happens every day. It's not devestating! It's sad.
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Kanye needs to shut his trap.
I wish CB would have beaten the shit out of Kanye... That would have been awesome.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
It took this long for Queen Kanye to weigh in on this shit? Oh, and RiRi's granny does exactly what the PR people tell her to do. Good granny! My grandma would've took the opportunity to publicly cuss out the son of a bitch that attacked me.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
A) That don't look like milk, mother-fucker. Foreshadowing much?
B) "Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time" BITCH PLEASE.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
oh yeah i agree w/ some of the comments below... Kanye shut the fuck up!
Greatest artist of all time? I knew he was delusional, but I didn't think it was this bad.
Perfect picture of him in a wife beater.
i would love for ri-ri to get her azz on oprah asap.
we all know-- she just needs an outlet.
omg i love you haha, my abuelita would have done the same thing as yours, or she might have even thrown her chancla's at them
KANYE WEST IS A SUPERNOVA IN A DARK MATTER WORLD HE IS ALL KNOWING AND FULL OF ANCIENT WISDOM
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my abuelita would have turned the situation into 'the abuelita show'. (she's a narcissist that bribes with food.)