Chris Brown Doesn't Have Milk Anymore
Speaking of bus rides to oblivion (see HAGel below), Chris Brown's own ride to irrelevancy is moving along at warp speed. His milk moustache is no longer needed. The bitches at "Got Milk" will not renew his campaign when it ends this week. They followed Doublemint in staying the fuck away from Chris. They issued this statement:
"The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown's ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week."
Chris shouldn't worry. I'm sure he'll get a jizz moustache or twenty in the big house. And I'm sure some of those dudes lay it down extra chunky, so Chris better work on his gag reflex.
And since we're already on the subject, let's just go over all the stories coming out about this fucked up mess. Seriously, my inbox is getting popped left and right like it's in a fight with Chris Brown.
Story #1 - Kanye West speaks! Unfortunately, he just called into Ryan Gaycrest's show on KIIS-FM, so there were no CAPS, exclamation points or BENJAMIN BUTTON'S involved! It doesn't feel the same, but here's some of what he said: "I don't want to speak too much on it, but I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard. Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like she is my baby sis. I would do any and everything to help her in any situation." (People)
Story #2 - RiRi's abuelita told the Nation News in Barbados that her granddaughter's nose is not broken and that she's "doing okay." She went on to say, "I don't want people to worry. Rihanna is fine and she is doing well." Do you ever wonder if your family members were being bothered by the press, what they would say? My abuelita probably would have told them to fuck off and then chased them out of the yard with a branch she just ripped off of a tree. Or she'd turn the hose on them.
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of course kanye had to speak his opinion , because this chris brown and rihanna shit is EVERYWHERE! cant escaped this madness.
Submitted by jim on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:48pm.
"GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME" YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON KAYNE..SHE HAD A SONG ABOUT A FUCKING UMBRELLA WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SMASH YOUR FACE WITH YOU FUCKING WHINING PUSSY...
Hahahahahahahaha. Damn Jim !!!!
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And I'm sure some of those dudes lay it down extra chunky, so Chris better work on his gag reflex.
VOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Funny stuff!!!!!
I'm totally with you. She's a DECENT pop artist with not much talent. Let's not start exaggerating just because the woman got beat up by her boyfriend. How come when someone dies / something bad happens to them, they become a legend? please.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:47pm.
"Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time"
I'm sorry but this made me laugh.
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I think Kanye has some sort of superpower to relate everything to his self-perceived greatness, he probably takes a shit and thinks its the greatest shit in the world cause it came out of him...
...and in other news, MUZAK the elevator music company has filed for bankruptcy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29122083/
My abuelita would invite them in for coffee and tell them everything because "there are no secrets in my family" lol
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I never stay on topic :)
MK, was it necessary to say:
And I'm sure some of those dudes lay it down extra chunky.
I cannot get the visual of that out of my mind!
THANK YOU!
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:45pm.
Why does Kanye matter in this situation?
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Why does Kanye matter in any situation? And Princess RiRi ain't NEVER going to be one of the greatest performers of all time.
Seriously, my inbox is getting popped left and right like it's in a fight with Chris Brown.
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Best line all day!
My abuelita probably would have told them to fuck off and then chased them out of the yard with a branch she just ripped off of a tree. Or she'd turn the hose on them.
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mine too!
ps: LORY - No caps from Kanye. poo.
Chris Brown is so fucked. WHO does this?
"GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME" YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON KAYNE..SHE HAD A SONG ABOUT A FUCKING UMBRELLA WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SMASH YOUR FACE WITH YOU FUCKING WHINING PUSSY...EVERYONE OF HER FUCKING ANNOYING ASS SONGS EXACTLY THE SAME(SEE BRIT BRIT) AND ARE ALL FUCKING NOISE WHIC IS WHY CHRIS BROWN PROBABLY WENT NUTS, BUT THERE IS NO EXCUSE NO NO NO TO EVER HIT A WOMEN MAKING CHRIS(I SING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY) BROWN AND EVEN BIGGER LOSER THAN KAYNE WEST...BARELY!!
"Rihanna has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time"
I'm sorry but this made me laugh.
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Team Senor Bale!
Dear Kanye, STFU and die. I'll bet my house that RiRi and Chris make up and all the charges go away under the "misunderstanding" umbrella ella ella ella
crash and burn....can't eject...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
If they interviewed by grandma, she would tell them to F-off with a 10 ft pole up their ass.
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"I'd like to take the Dlisted Ladies to Vegas and slow dance to Neil Sedaka."
Why does Kanye matter in this situation?
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!