Brangie On Your Lips
St. Angie and Brad Pitt were voted the celebwhores with the "most kissable" lips in a readers' poll on FeelUnique.com, so the website commissioned sculptor Willard Wigan to carve their heads on a tube of lipstick. Both tubes are currently up for auction over at eBay. It's up to $300 so far with 7 days left. All proceeds from the auction will go to the Breast Cancer Campaign.
While Willard perfectly captured Brad's weepy, life sucked face, why does he have Lyle Lovett's hair and my Mii's eyebrows? And St. Angie looks like she's fucking caught in a windstorm. Oh, I get it. She's sucking the life out of Brad. Willard might be a genius.
Jennifer Aniston is totally going to win this shit just so she can finally get Angie to kiss her ass lips and leave a mark.
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How does Brad have kissable lips? What is so special about his lips? He doesn't have any. Nothing special about Angie's either. Damn, you would think she is the only white woman on the planet with big ass lips. It is not as uncommon as people think.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Looks more like Lyle Lovett and the Bride of Frankenstein.
Stupid and ugly..kinda like the people they were molded after.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is just fuckin' weak man! Brangelina is just a cruel joke on us all that has gone too far! Oh, and Liv Tyler has much more kissable lips, always has, always will!
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i like that they've captured Brad's constipated look perfectly.
Charlize Theron and Kate Beckinsale were robbed of this honor.
When did AngieHolie hook up with MAX HEADROOM?
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OK, I totally need to see a pic of MK's Mii now!
buahahahahaha..... how degrading...
They did capture Brad's squintface and Angie's botoxed to the max bitchface pretty damn accurately.
Does anyone on this planet even take these two seriously as "actors" anymore? They're a joke.
that is fucking gross. I need caffeine for this kind of fuckery.
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
Just think....Brad's kissing lips that at the very least
were on Billy Bob's.............(Mouth) ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Brad's going to win the auction so that they can pretend these are a Golden Globe and a BAFTA.
Looks like James Dean and Bride of Frankenstein.
The obsession with these two is getting ridiculous, making sculptors out of lipstick!? I wish they would take their United Nations collection and GO AWAY!!
Kissable lips? Brad has chappy looking dry ass lips and Jolie's lips look like an ass. So if you're up for kissing a sandpaper ashtray mouth and someones ass, then yeah I guess they win hands down!
That doesn't even look like them.
I hope they melt during shipping. That happens to my lipsticks all the time if I order in the summer.
I can't tell who they are! It could be my neighbors next door.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Those would look better on suppositories.
gimme a break- Brad the most kissable lips?? If it weren't for Angelina's gorgeous pillows kissing them, no one would even consider him. Give me Djimon Honsou's mouth aaaanyday.
Clarisse
Truer words were never spoken! Haha, I actually think that's true
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Thank God this shit is for charity.
what a lovely shade of vomit pink..
Pathetic on so many levels.
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I agree it's pathetic, they don't look at all like brangelina; however it's for a good cause, that makes it a little better.
The just jared dummies just creamed their mom jeans. It looks like cat puke if you ask me...Just sayin
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"That's one bastard of a god if he's up there.
And why doesn't he ever shave?"
that sculptor doesn't have shit on this boy/man named michael sanchez... snatchez, once sculpted the bust of sammy davis jr entirely out of junior mints, and called it sammy davis junior mints... FOR TRUE!!
Angie's looking a little like Lisa Rhinna.
Yea, what's up with the Salma chi chi's?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
FAIL- St.Angie looks like the Bride of Frankenstein.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
This is dumb as fuckin' shit.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
She has breasts like Posh Spice.
putsomestankonit
Which lucky JJ loser be the winner of this auction? I'm thinking the notorious Jill...
Naw, you know they are gonna pool their money to buy it and then offer it to their High Priestess....CLINIQUA.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
LMAO
The Brangeloonies apparently don't buy movie tickets, why would they buy this ridiculous thing?
They would have better luck auctioning this crap at JJ's house of Loons!! They would at the very least get more money for it.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
any of you whores who would like one of these carved of your fav celeb please let me know, I will only charge $50, you provide the lipstick. I bet mine will look better too. ;P
THEY ARE RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I hear the sound of a million Brangieloonies trying to find spear change in between their couch cushions just to bid on this stupid shit.
Which lucky JJ loser be the winner of this auction? I'm thinking the notorious Jill...
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I initially thought those were made of hotdogs. Which would have been more appropriate since they are two weenies.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I would like to leave both of them on the front seat of my car-in 90 degree weather.
To me, they look like Eraserhead and Bride of Frankenstein.
STOOPID!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hahaha MK you know you'd buy one of Salma's Chichis lol
y tu mama tambien!
that's just stupid
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What a waste of perfectly good lipstick...
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
LOL @ angie's boobage...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Well, can't hate on a good cause. Brange in some way contributed to a real charity, as opposed to their child army, disguised as a 'charity'. How about that??
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Pathetic on so many levels.
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Anyone who bids on this has more cents than sense.
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