It Was Over A Text Message
The latest chapter in the Brown/Riri beat down saga of 2009 claims that the fight between the two was over a text message he got from some ho while he was driving. A police source tells TMZ that RiRi read a text from some trick Chris was planning on doing sexy times with later. They also fought about an unnamed rapper, but that's not how the fight started. And Chris' pussy call is not the rapper. I've also read on several sites that they were fighting about RiRi giving Chris the herp which she got from a rapper.
As for the identity of Chris' whore, OK! says that a few days before he basically punched his career goodbye, he was seen getting flirty with the STD motel known as Wonky McValtrex. If Chris beat RiRi over a text he got from Wonky, that bitch deserves eleventy life sentences and a ten-hour dick slapping from Tommy Lee. Chris is the one who deserved a beat down for flirting with that skeezer.
Annnnnnnnnd there's more. E! (everyone's getting in on the fun) says a source told them that Chris theatened to kill RiRi after she threw the car keys out of the window during the beat down. This put the rage of James Brown into Chris' body and he allegedly choked her until she passed the fuck out. That's when he quit that bitch and took off running.
There's more details on her injuries. RiRi's right eye was swollen up like one of Wonky's pussy lips, so she couldn't open it.
Okay, who else needs to dance with a crack pipe after reading that shit? I felt like Chris just broke dishes over my head. Every time I click on other websites, there's ten more damn rumors. I feel like we need pie charts, graphs, etc.... When I read one story, it debunks the other. I don't like doing math! Let's share a bottle of something that kills brain cells in order to deal with the madness.
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It was a hoax!
I hope she don't take him back... but I liked him, I really liked him... what to do??
WOW....so sexy girl,does she still hook up with those guys on millionaire romance site ____millionaireloves com___?I heard this many times from my friends playing on that site.
I love how y'all jumped all over this story and began hatin Chris so quickly. Growin up I was taught to never hit a woman. But my mother also said "If she's bad enough to hit you, she's bad enough to get knocked out" On Access Hollywood its been reported that Ri-Ri hit Chris in the face. And then he jacked her up... she's a psycho chick
I'm bored with this story already. She will be back with him and then tell every interviewer it was all a big mistake.
Bye! Good
NitWitty on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:33pm
OMFG!
I KNOW!
Obnoxious girl made it!?
That bitch is going to get a beat down and I hope it's Simon that does it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Okay, just finished watching American Idol and I swear I'm about ready to offer a reward to the first person to make me an Avi with that gay guy's expression when that annoying hyena bitch made it thru...Okay, so I don't know all these bitch's names yet..but do you bother to get the name of every person that you screw after a bar closes or just the ones you want a repeat performance from?!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 2:34pm
Oh Micheal K! I'm so horny tonight! Do you have any plans? I'd love for you to stick your penis up my ass. Do me a favor please delete this comment before anyone sees it. It's the only way i can send it. If you are interested please write on here with a screenname. I'll give you information to reach me and we can go daaa daaa all night!! Sounds like fun! Well I'm like totally in love with you! We have so much in common. I'm sad and fucked up. So i need someone else to is fucked up as well. Hit me up and we can play humpy dumpy on the wall. You know what I mean :D
*PLEASE DELETE THIS AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT MICHEAL. I DON'T WANT THE OTHER DLISTERS TO SEE IT.
hush hush message!!
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AHHAHAHAAA I THOUGHT SO!! UR PATHETIC!! U MAKE ME LAUGH! your soooo desparete! LMAO!
Paris had nothing do do with this. she only met him at a club and said hi and gave him a hug. there was no flirting. they just talked for a bit.
You wanted the truth of what really happened you got it!
Paris is not looking for a relationship right. now she is having fun enjoying herself and hanging out with her sister. yes she talks to guys thats it. she isn't kissing or anything like that. she wants to be single for awhile.
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:55pm.
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LMFAO!!! I told you not to tell anyone about that! ;)
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James Haven once got a text from an old girlfriend while he was on a date with another gal. It read:
James Haven leave me the hell alone!
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He can kiss his career good bye!!!!
Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:44pm.
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LMAO!!!!!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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He deserves a beat down for reading a text message while driving.
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:19pm.
You forgot the third strain: Herpes Hilton Simplex 3. Lives at the base of the neck and spine, however can be passed by being a minumum of 10 feet away. It causes the genitals to melt and burn away like acid and is commonly found in Hollywood.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Fuck!! WHERE'S THE PIE CHARTS!!!!
It wasn't low enough that the douchebag punched out his lady. He had to go and defame his own victim by saying she gave him a disease. He just bought himself a ticket on the bullet train to hell.
Just my buttinski ways here but...
Herpes Simplex I is cold sores...the virus lives in the base of your neck.
Herpes Simplex II is genital sores...the virus lives in the base of your spine.
(no personal knowledge..I read a lot)
Edited to add: Same virus, just where it lives makes the difference.
Where your Herpes flair up is usually where it got into your body. Soooooo...since it was on her mouth, who to say that Chris didn't get it from some ho, RiRi went down on him and Kazaaam!!!!
**If anything, SHE got it from HIM!**
AND PLAIN AND SIMPLE, IF YOU GET COLD SORES, YOU HAVE HERPES. I'M SORRY YOU DO! JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES!** :-)
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I actually became a little concerned there. That being said, I would never put a cold sored mouth on ANY part of anyone's body cuz, as far as I know, that shit's catchy too.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Angel, from what I know, there's two types of herpes simplex viruses that cause sores. One is HSV1, which makes cold sores on the mouth, the other is HSV2 which makes sores in the no-no regions (genital herpes). There used to be a rule of thumb that HSV1 made sores above the waist, and HSV2 made them below. Now, though, it's becoming a muddled mess and either one can make sores in either place.
Ok, this is what I don't get. Or do get. I get cold sores. But I don't got no herpes on my cooch or anything...and I've been tested several times...so one thing doesn't automatically equal the other, right?
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Yeah, you have a TYPE of herpes, I think they call it a simplex. For some odd reason, people (not you, just sayin') think if you have cold sores, you have genital herpes too. They're not the same thing.
Ok, this is what I don't get. Or do get. I get cold sores. But I don't got no herpes on my cooch or anything...and I've been tested several times...so one thing doesn't automatically equal the other, right?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Katie Holmes has the herp. Do you think maybe Tommy girl, Kateman, Brown and Tenhead are like...all doing it?
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If Chris Brown's publicist had ANYTHING to say that would make this shit look better for him, he/she would have said it by now.
Their silence speaks VOLUMES.
That is all.
They need to just come out and tell the truth.
This is getting ridiculous. I'm surprised his publicist hasn't relseased a statment yet, especially considering how it's his career that's gone down the crapper.
I bet the truth isn't nearly as shocking as the rumors.
I hope this wasn't over Wonky...yuck!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I can't imagine what damage his teefs did to Rihana. That piece of shit. Some one should kick his fuckenteeth in and then bite him.
*making bar graphs with lady fingers and whipped cream*.....I like making graphs....they are so tasty
wow and i had a little crush on chris to; nice looking kid. now i want his ass to swim up the river to sing sing along with the rest of societies human crap.
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I want pie charts damn it...I am a scientist....and make them colourful..and by colorful I mean make them REAL PIES!! I will bring the a la mode!
Only 1 story here.... Chris = Loser
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
fighting over wonky...i can't read anymore...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Man, the herpes thing is just gross. Anyone with herpes down there should be quarantined and not allowed to spread it... Too many people that live in the condo of denial out there spreading it... They should keep it to themselves.
I don't believe anything until an official report comes out.
all the bad shit about Ri starting to surface seems to me like chris' reps trying to do damage control, and doing so with high school level class.
"she started it!"
"she threw his car keys out the window. his CAR KEYS, man! the keys to his CAR!!!!"
"she gave him herpies" (mind you there's pics from some time back of her with a herpes outbreak on her lips and chris staring right at it. why didn't he dump her then?)
"she's a jealous and controlling bitch"
blah blah blah. even if she IS guilty of all the shit above, it's no excuse for his behavior. trying to claim that she had it coming just makes chris look all the more like a pathetic coward who isn't man enough to take responsibility for his actions.
Ew than Rihanna deserves to put the smackdown on Chris if he's flirting with Wonky. I bet HE gave Rihanna the herp instead...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
A lot of African-American men seem very feminine. They like nice sparkly jewelry, tend to pay too much attention to fashion, like to have lots of shoes... Just an observation.
Ah, mk, only you could take a horrible situation like this and turn it into comedic gold!!
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If anything, all this quasi-fake news just benefits the PR bitches of Chris Brown, as his public image becomes easier to clean... well, that and the hope of another dumbfuck celebtard pulling a bigger shit.
If he DID beat her over the herpes....he would have done it a long time ago, as you can see in this link, Chris Brown must have been already aware of her herpes!
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/rihanna_has_herpes.htm
This shit just keeps getting better and better - damn!
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
I think these media outlets are just making it up as they go along.
As far as herpes goes... well theyre celebrities. I wouldnt so much as share a cab with a celebrity without a full set of boosters and a backpack full of purell and penicillin.
Rhianna and Chris Brown annoy the fuck out of me, i dont want to see any more news coverage on this!!
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angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:55pm.
Oooh...maybe she's NOT involved. MAYBE it's a crafty media clue...cuz they haven't talked about the herp yet, at all...
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Very true Angel. This story keeps growing and growing and growing.....
wow EmmaB, thank goodness those decent people were there to step up and offer their help!
I hope that idiot learned his lesson.
hahahah DeeDee.....yeah, I guess those posts will come in a few hours- along with the accusations of me being the fat guy who posted on youtube.......
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parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 2:01pm.
have the Paris Defenders shown up to protect her honor?
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Yea I never got Chrissy Browns appeal. I like Rihanna because she sort of does her own thing. She rocks the short hair and takes fashion risks. But I don't buy any CDs or concert tickets. I never liked these two as a couple.
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