Wednesday, February 11th 2009

Christina Raines Doesn't Care About Her Gorgeous Eyebrows

This shit comes straight out of the "You're a dumb bitch and eyebrow hater" file. Remember how Christina Raines said that her engagement to alleged lady killer Drew Peterson was a fake ass publicity spectacle? And how she and her two kids moved out of his death dungeon? Well, Christina is taking it all back. Last night Drew's sixth fiancee called The Chicago Tribune and told them she moved back in with him and their "relationship" is still going on.

You know, my eyebrows are done crying over Christina. There's no more tears. I just wish that her own ravishing eyebrows hop on the next Chinatown bus out of that bitch before it's too late. They can crash on Pia Glenn's couch. She obviously treasures exquisite eyebrows.

The next time I see a picture of dumb bitch Christina, I'm hoping the famewhore is complete eyebrowless. She doesn't deserve their love and affection anymore!

(Thanks Mary)

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:22pm.

I know it's late in coming, but a Kinpin Confession is a tactic police use to get crims to confess. Involves a cop undercover approaching the crim with a invite to join an elite gang. It's elaborate and takes time, but proves effective as entry to the gang is contingent on a confession to a crime which ensurers your position in the gang - usually the murder. It also includes details and proof of the murder. And sometimes the details vary.

Cops count on the crim's desire to be accepted by the gang rather than keeping their mouth shut and obscure.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Seems the girl is a member of the milllionaire personals site ""********" millionaireloves.com """ It's where wealthy singles looking for younger unattached people t o enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

nclgemini's picture

I saw a cashier at the store tonight and I turned to my friend and said she was the owner of two ravishing eyebrows. My friend totally gave me the side eye. Then we took our bottle of Coconut Vodka and were on our way.

Estrogen a-poppin!

KT's picture

M.E. i live in the bay area too and i know what you're talking about.. people are NUTS.

oh and this christina raines bitch is so dumb so i can't feel sorry for her. she'll be "missing" in a year.

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Hekki's picture

The only reason Drew Peterson might NOT kill this chick is because he doesn't want two more kids to take care of alone. Unless he can find another sucker to marry.

M.E.'s picture

Deb - true, but it's really alarming to me.

Like the fuckwad here in Oakland who point blank shot a kid for no fucking reason, he was on the ground, cuffed and the stupid ass cop pulled out his gun and shot him.

WTF? How do these people pass???

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 4:28pm.

I don't get it either, M.E.. I do know many sociopaths can be very charming and have the ability "fake it" very well.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

M.E.'s picture

Deb, I hope so!!

What I want to know is, all these crooked cops, murdering people and shit. How the hell do they pass the psych evaluation?

Doens't the shrink look at the results and say, SOCIOPATH!

jiggywiddit's picture

Eyebrowless??

Real talk: the next we hear of this chick, she'll be headless. As in decapitated.

God help her two kids.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:58pm.

I think they'll eventually get this creep. This new chick is nuts and highly irresponsible for bringing her children into this killer's home.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

M.E.'s picture

Deb - thanks for the link.

Wonder what State he dumped the body in?

Maybe she lay under a slab of concrete somewhere?

Deb's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:50pm.

Here's info on all 3 wives. Basically the first 2 got out when he found out he was cheating on them with the woman who would be his next wife.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468385,00.html

At the same time Stacy disappeared, two large blue storage containers also disappeared from his garage. Coincidence? I think not!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

M.E.'s picture

Deb, they must be thanking their lucky stars!

Deb's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:48pm.
Somehow they managed to get out of the marriage with their lives!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

M.E.'s picture

Deb- OH! Thanks for the clarification.

WHat happened to wife # 1 and 2?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:26pm.

Don't forget the fact that he was a cop and KNOWS how NOT to leave evidence.
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Why don't they arrest him on suspicion of murder? Even Helen Keller could spot the guy's guilty as shit.
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LMFAO! Hellen Keller...

*snorts*

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:26pm.

M.E., that was Peterson's THIRD wife who drowned in a dry tub.
Fourth wife Stacey is probably at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:26pm.

Don't forget the fact that he was a cop and KNOWS how NOT to leave evidence.
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Why don't they arrest him on suspicion of murder? Even Helen Keller could spot the guy's guilty as shit.

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i didn't know this dumb bitch had children...if it were just her, i would be okay with knowing that she obviously wants to die a horrific death by drew and immortalized. but since she has children, i hope cps steps in right and take those kids away cuz this bitch in stupid and on limited time on planet earth....
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Nice, now she can drag her two kids into her completely farked up life and ruin them too...

*dripping of sarcasm*

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:42pm.
So, I watch shows like Forensic Files, New Detectives, stuff like that. How did Drew Peterson disappear his wife without leaving ANY evidence behind? Nothing in the house, cars, etc.
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Don't forget the fact that he was a cop and KNOWS how NOT to leave evidence.

When his first wife drown in an empty bathtub, he got lucky and it wasn't ruled a homicide, until he offed the most recent wife and came under suspicion.

There is no evidence because he made sure of that.

Green Is Good's picture

@suze, a "kingpin" confession? I'll have to google that.

The fact that this woman knows he has one dead wife, one missing, the 2nd one filed domestic abuse charges against him, too. How desperate is she for a man?! She sure doesn't give a shit about her kids, putting them in an environment with a wife killer.

Manbearpig's picture

Lucky for Drew Peterson there is no shortage of moron women in the world.
Someone please take her kids away.

ImpertinentVixen- It's awful but I laughed at the Bye, Good!' for her. Ha ha.

y zantx915 on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 2:33pm.

*blushes*

In all seriousness I hope this woman's ex gets off his ass and gets custody of these kids. Fast! I would not sleep until that was set. She can do what she wants just give the kids a fighting chance.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

My vagina cries tears of exasperation for this low-bugdet hobag. Two wives have mysteriously disappeared. How can you be this gullible?

She won't end up in Celebrity Morgue, Bo, because they'd need a morgue picture of her body, which there won't be, because Drew Peterson cleans up his trail well and there won't be any evidence OF a body.

She'll be sleeping with fishes, or under home base, or in the corner stone of some office building, or incinerated in an industrial waste facility, like Jimmy Hoffa. Just, "bye, good!" for her.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:34pm.
Hey Chris Brown....may i introduce u to your Rebound?
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Shit.

I have a lady crush on Provolone's avie!

Is there anyway we can add an addendum to the Patriot Act (which i don't agree with, and i worked for DHS) which regulates breeding?!?! Damn Nazi's ruined it for everyone!

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

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It's a shame that Child Protective Services can't take the kids away from her and take Drew's away from him. That's who I feel sorry for in this whole mess, the kids & poor Christina's father. He's probably having a nervous breakdown over this because he's tried so hard to get his daughter away from that a**hole. She's a stupid idiot for moving back in w/him. You're right Green is Good, Drew can't marry her ass while his 4th wife is still "missing." Why even bother with the "engagement." What a couple of pathetic losers.

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I couldn't have said it better myself. Putas, you read my mind.

--Submitted by putas on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:41pm--
She is the paradigm of Pure White Trash. I laughed when I read she had returned the 'ring and cell phone' Peterson gave her. Ha ha! Stupid bitch thinks that's the price of freedom. Look! He got me a cellie! It has pink rhinestones on it! I can just imagine.

She seems limited in her experience (she's young) and uneducated but anyone should be able to see he is a death sentence. I hate fame whores and we need to worry about the people who NEED it, not idiots who court disaster in hopes of a book deal or headline. So no, I don't give a damn what happens to this budget bimbo.

"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:42pm.
So, I watch shows like Forensic Files, New Detectives, stuff like that. How did Drew Peterson disappear his wife without leaving ANY evidence behind? Nothing in the house, cars, etc.

My husband's a lawyer and was following a murder case up here which was unsolved for a long time. Same sort of thing - no evidence at all. That was the most incriminating thing - absolutely nothing left behind. Accused was finally jailed on a Kingpin confession. The most telling thing about his prison reports was how clean he was - cell, kitchen - wherever he was - everyone said the same thing *Prisoner so and so is SO clean and tidy*
It's no wonder nothing is left behind.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

The next thing you know, she will be in celebritymorgue.com Stupid little fool.

He must have made her an offer she couldn't refuse. She's bound to go missing, Godfather-style.

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Christina, you and your family are in my prayers.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

bitchette's picture

where are all these stupid bitches coming from???
how did they make it past 13??
why hasn't someone stabbed them yet??

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Happy Hour: Good! I am not alone! lol :0)

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 2:04pm.
LOL... Thinking the same thing...

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If she doesn't care , why would we?

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

What cunt, toying with Drew Peterson's affections like that.

She'll be sorry when her body is chopped up and thrown into a vat of acid.

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dee-lite's picture

This heifer gives the term "dumb biotch" a bad name. Gawd. Was I ever that young and Dumb?

Green Is Good's picture

Drew Peterson is collecting approximately 6,000 per MONTH from his retirement pension. This idiot thinks she's hit the jackpot. But Drew can't marry her while his 4th wife is still "missing".

Any bets when Drew will get her pregnant? I doubt either of them is smart enough to use birth control.

kdracofan's picture

i have no clue 'who/what/where/when' this is all about

M.E.'s picture

What a stupid cunt.

SHe has kids? Ugh.

Another broad with daddy issues.

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I give her ass two months more to live.
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blksheep's picture

Fuck her then..she deserves it. Sad for the kids.

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they look like cute little caterpillars!!

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Stoney's picture

Oh goodie! The homocidal choking rapist is back!! *dances jog*

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Submitted by putas on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:35pm.
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I know right? I mean, put some effort into it, woman! My hair looks better running errands for fuckssake.
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LMAO!

for real, I'd be doing some big time sprucing up before going on national tv. Hell, I'd be getting gussied up for local coverage too.

They always wear the ugliest clothes, the worst make-up and the most unflattering of hairstyles for tv appearances. I always wonder if the people doing make up for the shows don't make them look ugly just for the hell of it. I would.

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I feel bad for the kids though....
They are clearly being raised by uncomically unstable people and they are likly to reflect that behavior when they get older...

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