Thursday, February 12th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 11th!
I can has ... Naw, even I no wants that cheezburger - Jul3s
Runners-up:
The only time in my life I'll say "thanks but no thanks" to an all-you-can-eat buffet. - ISprainedMyUvula
The Hamburglar meets his long lost twin, Turdburglar. - Team Valtrex
Hey Mom its Bobby
college is fun.. I have awesome new roomate
I found him on a street smoking an intresting tube like object
His hair is funky and he smells very odd
Must be a Foreigner!!!
Anyway heres a picture of us having a wild one
Tell grandpa I said hello
and NO mom ... I dont need any extra toilet paper
Xoxo - Flatbush Hooker IS BACK
• 
Congratulations!
Is it wrong that I still wants the cheezburger?
Now where's my damn Bridesmaid dress?
***********************************************
"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Congrats Jul3s, ISMU, TV(the original Turdburglar) and Flatbush Hooker....funny schtuff there.
Congrats everyone!! Love the Lolcatz ref! YAY T.V.~~way to go bud!!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Gr8 stuff!!! WTG ya funny flucks!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"That's one bastard of a god if he's up there.
And why doesn't he ever shave?"
Thanks :) Congrats ISMU, TV & Flatbush!
I was cracking up reading everyones entries yesterday.
Yay TV!!!!! :D
************************************************
"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
WTG all! Great ones!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG yeaa wow I havent actually pressed comments in like 2 years...crazeyyyy
HEY GUYZ!!!!
Yay Sluts! Good work TV!
Valentine's day is comming! May every Jack has his Jill. Don't have a date? Check out
*** SUGARBABYDATE. C OM *** There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world! No matter where you are or what you are, you can find someone just around your neighborhood. You can get their pictures, phone numbers, locations, and almost any information.Everything is FREE! Don't forget to tell your friends!
FLATBUSH HOOKER!!!! ...you're back!
It's been whaaat...2 years??? Since the original Dlisted site?
Nice to see you around again.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:17am.
****
That's it!
****
Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Congrats, Jul3s! *WooT* ♥IMSU & TV♥ Wtg, Flatbush Hooker! Funny buggers!!
_______________________________________________
Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:09am.
Congrats bitchez. Mine isn't funny.
C-Word- I'm trying to place your sig. Children's book?
-----------------------------
Hi ISMU...Congrats - your caption was funny, and my sig is from a vintage Sesame Street bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Congrats bitchez. Mine isn't funny.
C-Word- I'm trying to place your sig. Children's book?
****
Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Hooray ISMU and TV, you funnay sluts! ♥ Congratulations Jul3s and Flatbush Hooker IS BACK. That's a hell of a username FLATBUSH. Me likey.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Congrats winners!!
Also liked Clarisse's 'hold the pickles' caption.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
... I said a side order of fries, not guys!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:57pm.
Not all wrappers come from the hood.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOL.....Too GOOD!
Got my vote.
Dude, did someone throw a hotdog in here?
Dude, did someone throw a hotdog in here?
I just want to say that i know these two guys
the one on the right is called ' fat jew' and they are both in a band called team facelift from nyc
his name is joshua onassis real or not
the one on the left is alex
UGH guess they made it big ha
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
In John Travolta's world, this is what's known as a happy meal.
Tired, on the run, and out of costume, Ronald and the Hamburglar are caught trying to destroy the evidence of Mayor McCheese's grisly murder.
Even after over 200 "clues", Jeff still didn't get that he wanted to put his meat between his buns.
Fantasy Bath
Even after Britney's boys grew up, they couldn't give up the rich hollywood lifestyle they had grown accustomed to..
He is really a charming man, it is not strange why those rich women are talking about him actively at ..............www. celebmingle. com.............. when a woman is rich enough, she always wants to find a young and good looking guy!
Jessica Simpson knew the party at Tony Romo's had gone too far when she discovered the revellers ruined her bath-time......
I've told you boys a thousand fucking times, NOT to play with your food and waste it!!! Don't you know there are starving children over in Africa you fucking douche`bags!!! Love, Mom
Ronald McDonald is a genius! McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers are enviormental friendly because you can use it on your skin without putting on harsh chemicals, but also economical to your wallet because you can eat it when you're done!
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___ http://WealthyFinder.Com _____. It is a site
for- celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating- someone rich there?
Winners of the Jack-in-the-Cock hambuger meltdown 2009.
----------------------------------
Fat Jew holdin it down! Team Facelifts Rules.
Dork: The Other White Meat
Burger!
Burrito!
Whats that inside your Speedo!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by foghornleghorns on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:53am.
******************************
yeah, I can't think of one either:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Best way to spend $200?
100 double cheeseburgers
and a pair of sweet shades.
Suleman Family volunteers preparing breakfast.
look what mikey got in his happy meal.......,
they put you in jail for wearing red shoes in East Hampton, it's a nasty republican town
You got my order all wrong...I asked for 400 large nachos, 200 cheeseburgers and HOLD the douchebag.
Cheeseburger in Pubic Hairidice
The Home of the Whopper opens it's Fire Island branch.
***********************************************
"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
The day Grimace met Peter was when it all went wrong.
Big Mac and his little friend.
We are fried with that.
Submitted by prommom on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:32pm.
We can has sodomy?
.....LMFAO. sounds like a winner
***********************************************
puppy side eye.