The Photoshop Awards: Aubrey O'Day On Playboy
If Heidi Montag fell in a big tub of caca (aka Spencer's gaping a-hole), stumbled out and landed on a white chair, this is what it would look like. It's Aubrey O'Day on the cover of Playboy looking so fucking beige. Maybe this is what Heidi Klum pooped out (see below). While they were Photoshopping her tittays to look like the Mona Lisa's forehead, couldn't they splash some damn color on her.
That being said, if I had ass warts (check the free clinic for proof that I don't), they would be leaking puss tears of joy at Aubrey's slut success. Our little slutbag is growing up to be the biggest whore the world has ever seen and this is making me so proud. Playboy today, sucking dick in a dumpster for a half-eaten Egg McMuffin sandwich tomorrow! The whore's the limit.
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It looks like if you were to removed her, there would be a gross tan/beige stain left on that sad couch.
It's official!!! Hugh Hefner has become senile for sure. She belongs on the cover of Dog and Cat Monthly not Playboy!
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Yeah. She looks real.
Excuse me whilst I go and roll my eyes.
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a sexy man to date. She put her profile"soulsingler22" and blogs on a celebrity&millionaires romance site rich-singles.net, I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
she looks like a plastic ass sitting on a white chair
I saw pictures of her before the surgery on some other website and didn't even know it was her.
I'm all for plastic surgery, btw, as I am considering it, but it's so obvious that she's attempting to live up to a stereotype.
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hugh hefner has gotten really desperate obviously. i thought the whole 19 year old twins crap was bad but putting this talentless whore on the cover? this is photoshopped to hell and back and i've seen her in some sleazy dress before and her boobs looked GROSS. they didn't look like they do in this picture. so fake! i just had a breast reduction and a lift 4 months ago and my boobs don't look that good. gawd.
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I never heard of this person. From what I just read here, I guess I have not missed much!
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for- celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating- someone rich there?
I guess the photoshop coloring tool works for any whore.
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She looks fake
Bye! Good
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:26pm.
She just looks like she needs a good scrubbing.
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we all do after looking at that picture!
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She just looks like she needs a good scrubbing.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:43pm.
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Damn, Piper Perabo looks beat without retouching! And LMAO @ Beyonce's fat rolls....why that girl won't wear clothes that actually fit her is beyond me.
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I actually didn't even know who she was until I started using D-Listed.
I knew about Danity Kane, but not really her if you know what I mean...which proves that maybe leaving the group was not exactly the best idea for her, because now she's just a carnival attraction.
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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!
Oh, I don't know, MK, do you really think this one is going to out-skank Parisite? It's going to take some doing, but it looks like she is ready to try!
I dunno, but Adriana Lima's face annoys me. She's just plain stupid looking.
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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!
Love those faces! What idiots!
Sometimes they try to look really intense but just end up looking like zombies. Like this one:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespa...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:51pm.
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For real! What a bunch of phonies!
PS - regarding the "sexay face" turned to "chromosomal damage face" thing...can you spot the "chromosomal damage faces" on this page? (Hint: they're in the middle row) heh
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/index.cfm?&rfnbr=5251&cgname=...
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:43pm.
A while back I saw this site for a professional photo-retoucher. I just tried to find it but couldn't - however I did find a link to some of the same photos (too bad they are vertical and not side-by-side), Here it is:
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/05/25/celebrities-before-and-after-photoshop/
Man, Photoshop is the devil! When you see the celebs before shots you realize " Hey, I don't look so bad"
A while back I saw this site for a professional photo-retoucher. I just tried to find it but couldn't - however I did find a link to some of the same photos (too bad they are vertical and not side-by-side), Here it is:
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/05/25/celebrities-before-and-after-photoshop/
Did anyone notice the fringe on Aubrey's dress? The way it curves around her body? Real fringe would hang straight. Not like you need that clue to know it's shopped!
Breaks free of Danity Kane? Didn't Douche Diddy can her ass?
Aubrey's so desperate that it's not even funny to snark on her...it's just sad.
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This whore is totally ridiculous and in her maniac mind, she truly thinks she is a supastar....she's nauseating...when you pose for playboy and you're a no one, thats called being a hasbeen, only a matter of time before we see her on dancing w/the Stars.
They slapped her head on someone else's body.
i don't think ANY woman in the world has a body this perfect.
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Her head is too small. They spent so much time fucking with her hair and body they forgot to keep her head in proportion.
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That looks nothing like her!
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She doesn't look human :/. They did a bad job.
I thought this was Angelique from Rock of Love....that's not really a compliment
she looks like a cheap barbie doll
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Those shoes are wearing me OUT!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:12pm.
Is that a photo?
ITA it looks like an illustration, of the cartoon variety.
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Is that a photo? Because it looks like a thing my artist friend would do with his airbrush machine.
Someone tell the people at playboy to leave the Sepia-toned color overlay feature in PS alone.
Humans were not meant to be monochromatic.
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Submitted by nikibeans on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:22pm.
her legs look like the fake legs on the sally hansen spray bottle. what is it called? spray-on perfect legs or something?
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bb bob put it best when he said it's the new 'whore' tool in photoshop.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:00pm.
deb it's the shoes. look from the knee to the ankle and it seems only a little exaggerated to me, if at all.
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Ick. She looks like she was fried in oil. Why do bitches like her think looking like a trashy slut is sexay?
Yeah, posing for Playboy is REALLY going to advance her career. In porn.
She's a bad imitation of a Vargas girl. Nobody's calves are that long. They has to stretch her legs out a good 6".
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Bejebus, does that look like the female half of Speidi or what? For a minute there, I thought MTV had gone porno with The Hills!
Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
She look so Photoshop it's not even funny. One of Hef sons said when he take over he is gonna bring back the Glamor 40's-60's throwback look. Hurry up!!!!!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:30pm.
She does have a good body, I think I'd be content if I had her body...but kept my face...and she can keep her hair extensions too.
What's so wrong with just growing your hair out anyway? It's seriously not that hard.
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That's what's weird. She already HAD long hair...and then it just got bigger and bigger...and it was kinda kinky too...
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
She does have a good body, I think I'd be content if I had her body...but kept my face...and she can keep her hair extensions too.
What's so wrong with just growing your hair out anyway? It's seriously not that hard.
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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!
Well I have nothing to say about this until Mr Prez weighs in.
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her legs look like the fake legs on the sally hansen spray bottle. what is it called? spray-on perfect legs or something?