Kanye West Wants The Rainbow Back
If you're a straight bitch and you suddenly have an intense craving for the genitals of the same sex, just look away from this picture and your symptoms will go away.
Anygay, Sway over at MTV asked Kanye West about this pussy puckering picture taken during Paris fashion week.
Kanye explained it all. It's not in CAPS, so those of you who finally became fluent in Kanyeism, may have trouble reading it. It doesn't feel like Kanye if he's not breaking his MacBook Air over it.
I'm gonna tell you something about the Paris pic. They was like, some of the people dressed in the outfits, I didn't check out everybody's outfit that hopped in the picture with me — I can't be completely responsible. You go right into my outfit, my outfit is good.Let me tell you another thing about ... I'm doing a blog right now where I've been collecting all of the freshest stuff that's rainbows — Denver Nuggets jerseys, BAPE shoes, Nikes with rainbows on 'em — and saying, "Man I think as straight men we need to take the rainbow back because it's fresh." It looks fresh. I just think that because stereotypically gay people got such good like style that they were smart enough to take a fresh-ass logo like the rainbow and say that it's gonna be theirs. But I was like "Man I think we need to have the rainbow" — the idea of colors , life and colors and stuff, I mean how is that a gay thing? Colors? Having a lot of colors is gay?
Kanye can't take the rainbow. He's going to have to rip out of my cold, hard ass lips. And just when he thinks he has it, sparkly unicorns are going to gallop out of my ass and bite at him. This will be pretty easy since glittery pink fairies will also fly out and hold Kanye down. The rainbow fucking stays.
But seriously, what in BENJAMIN BUTTON'S RAINBOW hell is this bitch talking about? Oh, how I just want to skip into Kanye's brain and spend one day there. It's like a funhouse of pure fuckery!
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um, NO
xoxox
The war isn't working.
gAy with the 4000 dollar briefcases..whateves//
so bored with his new money crap Hey asshole most people are in a depression...we dont want to see your rich crap. F-off
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I cannot stand to look at that picture long enough to even figure out which one is Kanye's fruity ass.
Kanye always sounds as though he's trying really hard to impress his mommy.
Kanye looks like a kid that has to go to school because his mom won't believe he's sick.
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"They was like"
Oh Kanye, honey....if you're going to say you're a role model for this generation, at least try to get the English language right.
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Dick happens! - MK
"...paging Dr Adams...closeted pole smoker needs jaw re wired ...STAT
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
hey~~~~~~~~it is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.such as******* millionaireloves com ****it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Sorry, I was in such shock I had to read this again. and this is some Benjamin Buttons shit!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___ http://WealthyFinder.Com _____. It is a site
for- celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating- someone rich there?
WHAT IS THEY WEARING!?
---<3 love always, chizzle----
www.showbizzle.com
FUCK THAT! Rainbows, Unicorns,Glitter, and Purple, are all mine!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
He may look like the straight guy in this pic, but he's still gayer than 4 guys blowing 3 guys.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
I love how Kanye has purposefully splayed his feet a la duck for maximum, broadside exposure of his dusky pink, metallic, Louie Louie V's.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
Here's a barrage of equally rainbowy men's fashions from Paris and Milano:
A hair stylist I know once made a really good point about Zoolander. She said the movie's funny because the fashion world is already so bizarro; Ben Stiller only had to tweak it another 10% to make it really silly.
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For. Reals! I loved that movie.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Forcing yourself to be fashionable doesn't count Mr West.
--thanks awfully--
This centurys P-Funk All-Stars?
I loled at Zoolander, but I wouldn't want to watch it again....
and when you feel the need to justify what you wear, you are NOT secure in your masculinity. A real man would have been like "what?"
Kanye gotta stop with this bitchassness.....
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puppy side eye.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
Here's a barrage of equally rainbowy men's fashions from Paris and Milano:
A hair stylist I know once made a really good point about Zoolander. She said the movie's funny because the fashion world is already so bizarro; Ben Stiller only had to tweak it another 10% to make it really silly.
rainbow fresh!
-k-
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
Here's a barrage of equally rainbowy men's fashions from Paris and Milano:
http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-ig-mens-fashion-special-pg,...
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about teetee'd in my pants
actually, the rainbow isn't always associated with gay rights. in south america, the rainbow is used as a symbol for indigenous rights.
His outfit is GOOD? He's wearing ugly pink tennies and his jacket is buttoned crooked like a five year old did it!
If that's good, I'd hate to see his definition of ugly.
dear Kanye
you want the rainbow so much?
eat some skittles
and shut the fuck up
thanks,
a small portion of the world that cares
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puppy side eye.
it's the very least you could do for all that kanye has given you
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"what in BENJAMIN BUTTON'S RAINBOW hell is this bitch talking about?" i love you MK
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@ menyc--
I am pretty sure I love you. Let me count the ways:
1) "Kayne, girlfriend, you need to get on down to back of my closet (y'know where that is)"
2) "Poor old Short Bus Kanye."
3) spelled "grammar" correctly.
I want to lick your face.
xo
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
What about Rainbow Brite?What's Kanye gonna do to her?
Kanye is simply certifiable. I've always thought Kanye is a closet case misogynist. I personally know his father, and his father is a nut (he's also a psychiatric counselor, which explains a lot). As my Aunt Sophie always said, "The nut doesn't fall far from the tree".
Rainbow Tool.
no one on the corner gay swagger like us, gay swagger like us, gay swagger like us
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puppy side eye.
The dude in the green jacket and leopard print leggings totally needs to be the Hot Slut of the Day sometime.
Zoolander 2: Return of the Orange Mochaccino
"wake me up before you go-go..."
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Sheeps on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
Here's a barrage of equally rainbowy men's fashions from Paris and Milano:
http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-ig-mens-fashion-special-pg,...
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Picture 16 is priceless.
ocd can be good on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:34pm.
Somewhere in hell there is a room. And it contains Kanye's all capitals blogs, Mariah Carey's cartoon bubble captions with her Hello Kitty ponderings and Courtney Love's meth meanderings. It is a very special place indeed reserved for the most truly evil amongst us.
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Now THAT is hell my friend.
Demetri Martin already made a joke about gays taking rainbows for themselves. Rainbows are very 80's. It just seems to me that Kanye is just taking everything from the eighties and trying to fool his younger audience into thinking he came up with it. I think he needs to go a decade up and beat everyone else. Bring back the '90s!!! Everybody go to raves again, get tribal tattoos, and bust out your babydoll dresses with combat boots! Who's with me?!
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It's messed up that Kanye dissed his homegirls. He said he didn't check everyone's outfits, they hopped on in the pic. Please, you're frolicking all over Paris with them you know what everyone is wearing."
Isn't it just so messed up?. He deserves a beat down for that reason alone. You don't ever EVER diss your homegirls. I bet they worked so hard to combine those craptastic chic outfits. The only thing left for him to say is that he didn't know who those colourful people were.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Kayne, girlfriend, you need to get on down to the 2nd Avenue salvation army. I dropped off some mid-90s j. crew shizz i had in back of my closet (y'know where that is) - that you would luv since you thank you look so fine.
"...fresh-ass logo..."
His grammar is so miserable that when I read these rants I often wonder if he's somewhat mentally challenged.
He's got a real "Corky" kind of thing going on. Listen to that American Boy rap - everytime I hear it, it reminds me of Sean Penn in I Am Sam or Rosie's Bus Sister movie. Poor old Short Bus Kanye. So dumb, so annoying.
Here's a barrage of equally rainbowy men's fashions from Paris and Milano:
http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-ig-mens-fashion-special-pg,...
No self-respecting gay would wear those heinous shoes.
Crocs would be an improvement.
*clunk*
Uh, sorry. My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I fell over.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Somewhere in hell there is a room. And it contains Kanye's all capitals blogs, Mariah Carey's cartoon bubble captions with her Hello Kitty ponderings and Courtney Love's meth meanderings. It is a very special place indeed reserved for the most truly evil amongst us.
TAKE BACK THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fa sho
no need to be defensive. rainbows were meant to share...awwwww!
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hahhah LB
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Kanye looks unhappy in the pic above.
That said, I thought the rainbow belonged to Jesse Jackson.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by Noelegy on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:10pm.
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Poor you! But at least you can come here and have a giggle--- it does a body good! :)
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Submitted by Noelegy on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:10pm.
Hope your day gets better! (((Hug)))