The Real Housewives Of OC: "L.I.F.E. With Vicki" Is A Sinking Ship
It was business as usual on last night's Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County. Jeana and her hairy gay escorted her daughter to Berkley and gaped at the "bummers." Gretchen went on another vacation to get away from all "the stress" she's suffering due to her sick sugar pepaw. And Lynne continued to be the dumbest piece of greasy beef jerky in the county.
As for Droopy Dog's doppleganger, she hosted a cruise for her new company called L.I.F.E. with Vicki. HA. It REALLY stands for lunatic in fugly earrings.
Vicki's cruise was basically a nightmare at sea. It was 8 hours in an ugly cruise ship conference room with Vicki talking about how she became a huge success by selling life insurance. Yeah, bitch is the Ron Popeil of the dead money business. I'm surprised the boat didn't fucking sink from her one hundred ton ego. The next time that bitch has a cruise, I am totally there. Not because I actually care about life insurance, but because getting drunk and watching Vicki possibly eat the floor will make my life's dream come true.
The fifth housewife, Tamra, traveled to Iowa with her rapey-eyed son to visit her estranged daddy. Tamra really brought out the raw emotion while bonding with her daddy, but unfortunately for her, the spotlight was stolen by Cousin Nancy. This bitch is so fucking sophisticated that I could smell Kools and White Shoulders wafting off of her and through my screen. Somehow, Cousin Nancy was able to pry herself away from her usual hooking spot at the truck stop to join everyone for dinner. Rapey Ryan immediately attached himself to her. He was practically dropping GHB into her mouth with his eyes. And she was dropping them right back.
Ryan knew he was no match for Cousin Nancy in the creepy as fuck department when she told him she had a mouse. When they couldn't find it, she grinned and said, "pussy must have ate it." Signed, sealed, delivered! Throw this bitch on the back of a semi-truck headed for the O.C. This fine lady neeeeeeds to be the next housewife. Seriously, if only you could bottle elegance like this. Clip below:
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The Evil Mrs Hannegan
I cannot believe I have found kindred spirits who are horrified and fascinated by the train wreck of the OC Housewives. Forget Atlanta and NYC...OC Housewives have got to be the most under educated, shallow, vapid, unkind, egocentric, and vain women on the planet. I'm hooked.
it's spelled BERKELEY!!!!
you obviously didn't come here
the RHoOC are not saints. Gretchen is a goldigger, Tamaras Dad does not even like her, Vikis family hates her, Jeana kids hate her. The end.zzzzzzzzzzzzzz that epi.
Ferretface Ryans pickup lines are boring! That kid is a menace.
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This was a great episode. So glad MK showed the best part here! Yes, the look on Tamra's dad's face WAS priceless!!
Jeana's younger son wins the "least obnoxious offspring" contest for this week - helping her pick an outfit for her date.
As for Jeana and Kara turning up their noses at the homeless people - those 2 are truly revolting in a way that not even Tamra's country cousin can approach.
Also, what is up with "Uncle" Richie (is that his name?) who is always hanging out with Jeana and her kids???? He brought them an educational game or something this week?
Sorry, I still like Gretchen best!
Aw, dammit, I missed the train wreck. I need to break down and get a DVR....ha!
I love watching that mess of a show, god only knows why. Even my kid teases me for watching 'the sluts', as he calls them...
The only reason Tamra is so horrified is because Nancy looks just like her, only without plastic surgery. It is like holding up a mirror to her.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Have you guys ever heard of a millionaire dating site called ^^^^^^^^millionaireloves.com^^^^^^^^? My friend suggest me to find a pretty girl there because they have seen some really great girls there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love.
Creepy Ryan meets creepy cousin--creepiness is definitely in the DNA. I can't even stand to look at his face and smile it reminds me of Pennywise the Clown in Stephen King's "It".
Lynne must have smoked some good shit back in the day because her brain cells are gone--she doesn't know if she has A/C? that horseradish isn't really made of horses? and that youngest daughter has smokes in her purse AGAIN but doesn't belive she's smoking and they aren't hers, so they must belong to one of her friends. Her oldest daughter must be holding drinks for a friend as well and not drinking those either. Must be nice to live in Denial World!
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___ http://WealthyFinder.Com _____. It is a site
for- celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating- someone rich there?
haha La Cucaracha --- True...True! You're guaranteed to get laid one way or another!
Kools & White Shoulders, that's great (and disgusting)
I guess Tamra's son isn't against incest...his cousi and his mom don't seem to be off limits. ick.
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Cousin Nancy must get all her Johns... I mean callers... I mean... well, yeah, she's basically a slut, but a hot one. Nancy for Hot Slut!
INCEST! you know the cousins fucked in the coat closet at some point during that meal....classy...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
"This bitch is so fucking sophisticated that I could smell Kools and White Shoulders wafting off of her and through my screen."
I have never posted before. I have been reading this site for months and enjoying every minute of it. That line out of the RHOC made me laugh sooo hard! MK is my kind of humor. All of you are so entertaining! All of you except those dating site posts, Blechhhh! I love when you call them on it!!!!!!
Dear Sweet Baby Jesus in Heaven! I am sooooo sick of this shit. I live in Orange County, and the "OC"...yeah, not so much. I am just thankful I never run into these people. Some places here are actually normal.
I caught that fucking Gretchen shit too... And just watching Vicki's face crack made my night. Her kids are her one weakness. I predict Don's divorcing her now as we type, and Jeanna's planning on moving in on that shit once the shit settles down. Jeanna's so hot for Don... You can see it all over her leathery smokehouse face.
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
i did not think i could hate these bitches any more but i think i reached the mountain top last night. bummers? kara is a fuck stick but i was holding out hope for jenna but now i'mma just have to say that its barely contained ugly that makes her stomach stick out farther than her bootydo.
I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.
Miss Sophia, The Color Purple
I hope now that Tamara has visited her daddy she can stop whining like a five year old about how her parents got a divorce...when she was 25 YEARS OLD!!!
Submitted by serena678 on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:31pm.
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Being trapped on a boat with Chris Brown?
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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I can't imagine a worse fate than being trapped on a boat with Vicki for 8 hours.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:56pm.
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Awwwww shucks, thanks guys.
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It always gives a tingle when one of our hardcore group of snarky horz wins a prize!!
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
The other day some folks here were talking about those bejeweled tops these skanks always wear, and did anyone notice that in the clip above Tamra is wearing the same top in different colors? For the sit down commentary she's wearing blue and then a red one at the dinner table. Talk about too much of a shitty thing!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:37pm
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Awwwww shucks, thanks guys.
Grrrrrr, I feel asleep during Nip/Tuck and couldnt make it to the showing of it at 11pm...fuck, I have to wait till next week now to catch it....Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucker!!!!
Check out Vikki's oh so informative videos!
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I LOVE THE WAY SHE READS
THE
WORDS SHE IS SAYING WITH
SUCH
EASE AND STYLE. NOT AT ALL LIKE A ROBOT.
Apparently her purple blouse exploded.
Vikki has no filters for her inner narcissist. She simply cannot fathom why her family does not hang on her every word and want to spend all waking moments within arms reach. She cannot comprehend it. Does not even register for her.
Wow.
Just. Wow.
Steven Tyler...Sorry, LYNNE is a mess beyond all reason. She finds smokes in her kids purse...and jumps right into the river Denial thinking she's just holding them for friends. Sweetheart, you are so dumb you should not leave the house alone. I'm serious.
Gretchen is the smart one. All innocent and playing dumb, but gold-digging bitch has got everyone fooled! Look at my shiney ring! (drops her tone down and octave) Yeah..he's back in the hospital.. (perks up) WOOO!! MORE WINE!
Cheers you C's, it was good last season. Cheers.
It could have been worse. The tattoo might have been a gerbil.
"I have a mouse.. right down here.. over here"
I love the look on Tamara's father's face after the cousin says she likes them high and tight. It's priceless!
"I like em high and tight" hahaha. Classy broad.
I haven't watched that episode yet so I can't comment on the f-ckery.
Whatever.. Vicky may be overbearing, but her kids are the most successful, well-adjusted kids on that dumb show. I'd rather have an overbearing mother who gave me guidance than a "cool" mom trying to be my friend a la Tamra, Jeana, or worst of all, Lynne. Lynne's girls are whory messes.
I knew MK was gonna talk about creepy Ryan and his gross cousin when I saw this shit last night. how horrifying for Tamra.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:08pm.
Hello cutie! Did you notice that Sluttsville did us proud on the Caption This today?
Also, I have one calico cat and a brindle/torti so I luvs your avie! :-)
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Yes I did, yes I did! Yea Slutty!
I have two torti's and 1 Calico. Wasabi is pictured. Thanks!
ooops--whacked out tonight
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:08pm.
Hello cutie! Did you notice that Sluttsville did us proud on the Caption This today?
Also, I have one calico cat and a brindle/torti so I luvs your avie! :-)
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:08pm.
Hello cutie! Did you notice that Sluttsville did us proud on the Caption This today?
Also, I have one calico cat and a brindle/torti so I luvs your avie! :-)
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Or Cedar Rapids.
Cousin Nancy is one nasty bitch! Go Grand Rapids.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:05pm.
Hi Jiggy!
1) I'm embarrassed that my name is Vicki.
2) I kinda like Nancy. Then again, I'm a would-be cougar myself, so... LOL
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If Vikki wants to impress me with her motivational speaking, she should wear a purity ring and gives speeches about abstinence.
I would be riveted. "True Love Waits" with the Ho Patrol.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Ryan looks like a 45 year old trying to be 25... wrinkles and a receding hairlind - not hot... and the "cousin" talking about her mouse showing him her undies and talking about how the kitty must have eaten it......... eww ew ew who the eff would talk to a family member like that unless you were trying to bang them!
Ew. What about that Nancy character. Ick.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Total Randomness on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:15pm.
Ryan creeps me the fuck out!
Me too! He is the picture of creepy smarminess.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
UH OHHH have not watched yet! :)
(might get a few days off, so I will then)
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:18pm.
Evening BB!
1st of all, Nancy deserves and has earned the right to be Hot Slut.
Tamra is fake and nasty. In the OC she blends in with the rest of the nasty, plastic ho's. Being in Cedar Rapids, she must think she's the most beautiful, sophisticated woman around. That is until she meets Nancy.
I love it that Nancy doesn't give a rat's ass what people think. Like how I used rat when talking about Nancy and her mouse/pussy.
I has a confession to make: I don't watch TV!The boyf's old roommate insisted on having it, but when he moved out and I moved in, we decided to save our money and not continue it. We watch a lot of movies tho.
But because of MK, I don't feel like I'm missing out. He watches this shit for me, then shares all the juicy parts with engaging and hilarious commentary. And no commercials!
THANKS MK!!
I know it's only me who notices stuff like this, but I noticed that Jeana's kids are the most attractive, and Lynne's daughters are the ugliest and worst-raised.
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Filth! Cousin Nancy is filth. What a nasty twat.
Vicki is an overbearing bitch.