Wednesday, February 11th 2009
BENJAMIN BUTTON'S A Nazi Killer
This is the trailer for Quentin Tarainto's Inglourious Basterds starring Bradley Pitt, Eli Roth, BJ Novak, Mike Myers, Samuel L. Jackson and Crazy Cloris Leachman. It's basically just a bunch of Nazi scalping. And Brad is practically scalping me with that accent.
Brad is so cute when he's trying to be a badass. I just want to pinch his cheeks and say, "Awww. Just put back on that old baby make-up and dance around." Now that would be a movie worth emptying your checking account for in order to buy a ticket. The Curious Case of BENJAMIN BUTTON'S Scalping the Nazis!
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Sweet Lord, this was bad. It's Tropic Thunder with Nazis.
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Talk about yer shitty acting. I don't think I'll ever be able to "buy" either Brad or AJ as actors ever again. I just keep remembering their REAL soap-opera life.
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:55am.
He doesn't do too badly with that accent. I mean, it's better than the German one Tom Cruise did in Valkyrie which, as we know, was non existent.
It's difficult to do a stereotypical (i.e., strong) Southern accent. I'm from the South and live there currently and I can't do one (though I can do a passable Australian accent).
BTW, there are many Southern accents.
this is supposed to be a joke right?
tarantino + brad pitt. hmm.
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I am confused~~in the trailer, his accent starts out as Australian and then it sounds American Southern. Which is it????
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He doesn't do too badly with that accent. I mean, it's better than the German one Tom Cruise did in Valkyrie which, as we know, was non existent.
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That trailer looks like hell. Either Brad is a horrible actor, or the movie is idiotic....or both.
Something tells me they are going to try and make this a comedy. Di-
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how does brad find the time to make all these movies? and since this is a tarantino flick, i expect lots of dialog with the word fuck thrown in...just because....
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I'm sure I'll still watch it though......sigh
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sounds better than Benjamin Butthole, but still sounds like SHIT
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You know, I might actually go see this shit.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I don't really understand the Southern accent either. I started laughing.
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What's with that title, is that for realz????
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:25pm.
This trailer looks like teh SUCKubus.
But I mean that in love.
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It looks like BB, Valkyre, and Kill Bill all wrapped into one sh!tastic movie. Um, yeah, PASS!!
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I'm CONFUSED. Was I supposed to be laughing hysterically at that trailer? :[ LOL.... no really! Brad Pitt's voice is annoying. I'm so tired of him already. What the FUCK at picking Brad Pitt. Quentin could have gotten Liam Neeson or someone you can take seriously. If Ray Winstone lost some weight, I think he could be a good contender; he's got an AMAZING voice and he can actually act. But seriously...FUCK BRAD PITT. VP Joe Biden showed more emotion in that goddamn debate against robotic Sarah Palin then Brad Pitt did in that horrendous trailer. Now, that's pretty pathetic.
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Bj, from the Office to scalping nAAATzees. This had better be a comedy.
Did he say "intimBidation"?
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I dunno - somehow watching soldiers go viciously violent set to raging guitar music sounds poopy even if it is QT.
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Submitted by Youri on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:24pm.
Jesus christ how many movies did he make? How many more will be released? It seems like there is a new Brad Pitt movie every week.
It's funny since he always picked his roles with care and had years going by without making a movie. But since HOlie he's making movie after movie. I'm sick of him. Besides I don't see a character, I see Brad Pitt.
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I was wondering if that was Ryan the temp! LMAO!!
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Um, NO. For some damn reason, I saw a wrinkly moustachioed Brad Pitt doing a really awful pedophile-inspired good-ole homeboy from Mississippi accent. The only thing this piece of trash movie inspired me to do is work on my thesis some more and actually read some chapters for my class; see thing is, I'm a lazy basTERD when it comes to homework... ROTF. :P
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um. this looks good....reminded me of the times when the Brad was the hotness and his acting was good. In other words, B.S....before teh succubus
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All y'all are jellis. Brad Pitt is the best actor in the world, and actually has an identity outside of fucking Angelina Jolie.
ha ha ha...
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I lurve me some QT. Seriously, I own less than 20 movies and yet I've managed to find room for 'Kill Bill 1&2' and 'Death Proof' in my limited library, but this movie looks awful. Brad Pitt is such a terrible actor, he can't even do camp convincingly. Good goddamn, Bradley.
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HA HA HA...Brad needs acting lessons, he sucks ass!!! This movie looks lame too!
Submitted by sunryse on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
I can't imagine Ryan the Temp scalping Nazi's...
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Werd. That said, Brad sounds like a gay inbred sex hookah from Hot Springs, Arkansas doing his dom routine.
I'll pass.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 8:04pm.
LMAO Tits, you're not wrong.
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I was amazed at how people at JJ are praising this trailer and how he sounds with his accent. Are they watching the same thing?
Man, they're knee deep in the Brangelina Kool-Aid, aren't they?
Meh. I think I'll pass. Looks too violent for my tastes and I don't want to give him my money.
Why are there so many WWII movies out?! It is the only war that Hollywood ever acknowledges. Not that I am saying I am a big fan of war movies, but come on! Give us a little variety for God's sake.
I can't imagine Ryan the Temp scalping Nazi's...
But this movie looks all kind of awesome. I can't wait until it comes out.
LMAO Tits, you're not wrong. I swear, I like SVU, but I'm soooo sick of the Eastern European Charactesr--all women from my neck of the woods are sex trafficing victims or mail order brides, and all men are gangsters. They paint Eastern Europe like some cesspool of sexual exploitation.
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Submitted by Buck on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:59pm
Robert Rodgriguez's story was okay, sometimes you just want to watch mindless movies, but Tarantino's was too slow. And I'm not easily grossed out but her leg flying off was just sick.
a drive by before dinner.. But whoe er said they just see BRAD PITT and not his character I am in full agreement there. He is too much in the public eye and I think it ruins the roles her plays! I guess Tarantino is banking on the Brangeloonies paying to see this so he'll at least make money on this. I saw Kill Bill (1 & 2) and Grindhouse but I'm passing on this. Something about the news and real life having enough fucking violence I don't need it in my la la movie mode. Nope.
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Submitted by Youri on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:24pm
That's what happens when you get too much attention. That's why most character actors stay out of the public eye. You want them to see the character, not you.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:49pm.
Eh I'll probably watch it anyway. I mean I sat through that stupid Death Proof crap (that was the name of that stupid movie with Kurt Russell right?).
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This on the other hand...no interest
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:45pm.
And was he ever very good? I was watching Seven the other night and he fell flat in that one too.
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i was watching Benjamin Button the other day and i think he fell flat in that movie despite all the raves and Oscar nomination. the whole pedophile scenes made me sick.
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Did anyone else begin to laugh uncontrollably while watching that? It's looks like such crap.
Eh I'll probably watch it anyway. I mean I sat through that stupid Death Proof crap (that was the name of that stupid movie with Kurt Russell right?).
Jesus....is there a role he won't take?
im sick of his mug.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:27pm.
Gosh that sounds good! I almost want to go out tonight, but I have to watch the meatballs. Cheating with the sauce though, using some out of jar. : (
This is like the first time I have actually cooked for myself in ages.
I get tired of take out or Stouffer's. Fast food is a bore too.
That was astonishingly bad, even for Brad Pitt. I had to click out of it midway. It wasn't even worth the small chuckle it provided.
And was he ever very good? I was watching Seven the other night and he fell flat in that one too.
Yeah I dunno, I don't think she actually knows me from here, think she's just a cyberbully without a cause. Her shtick seems to be to weigh in on an argument that has nothing to do with her and be a twat. Whatever! Anyway, its late here, night all...
I know what you mean grapedrink! Hollywood screams about tolerance and human rights, but then they turn around and act like huge biggots against southerners, middle American types, and Christians! That was Brad's life growing up, and now Hollywood has somehow made him resent having a happy childhood amongst people they have a problem with! It's sick!
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