I Want Mah Cut!
I'm surprised it took this long, but some dumb (and really hot) bitch filed a bunk ass class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus for making fun of Asians in the picture you've seen a trillion times. I've seen this shit so many times that the half-empty shelves in the mirror's reflection is really starting to bother me. That's bad Feng Shui. If you're going to pretend to be Asian, go all the way.
TMZ reports that Lucie J. Kim is asking for $4 billion! Oh, Lucie J Kim. The crazy bugs have burrowed inside your brains and ate them away, but I love you 4 billion ways.
Lucie claims she represents over 1 million Asians in L.A. County who want to get paid $4,000 each for Miley's fuckery. Lucie says that each Asian should get the minimum for a civil rights violation. In her lawsuit, she says when Miley made that face she "knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ."
Nuke up the lube! Finally, I have found the money to buy a custom-made Mah Boo Anderson Cooper real doll! Technically, I don't live in L.A. and I'm half Asian, but who cares about stupid details! The only thing that matters is that I was highly offended and hurt by Miley's mocking of Asians. $4,000 will ease the hurt. Every time I look at her, I get a bad case of the runs and have to take a boiling hot shower to erase the pain she has caused me. Okay, she had that effect on me before I saw this picture, but again, petty details don't mean anything when we're talking about me possibly "canoodling" with the Mah Boo real doll of my dreams!
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yeah this asian here is deff trying to open his eyes. and i think all of the offence every must take in by his racial joke should also be repaid in $1000 to all the rounded eye people in LA...
ya know the silly asains will do anything just to make money or save a penny. bitches. next thing you knwo they start to sue eveyr elementary school child for saying the "me chinese, me play joke...."
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I want 4K from the asian dude for pulling a round eye face.
Me so solly. I'm sure the workers at Wan-King Palace are over the moon at this news.
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Get the fuck over it. I you're that sensitive, go lock yourself and dark room and rot there, the world's a scary offensive place and only the strong survive...Have fun paying court fees for filing a frivolous lawsuit
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 4:52pm.
I hate stupid lawsuits...bitch needs a reality check.
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I hate the stupid fucking lawyers who file the stupid lawsuits!
Omg! I do kind of feel bad for the girl - $4 billion is a shitload of money, even for a pop star. I actually don't think it's ridiculous though - Kim is likely making a statement more than anything else. Heard loud and clear!!!
My thoughts: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=339
Does no one else notice the 5 other people "making fun of Asians" in this picture? Are they being sued, too? And if not, why?
I am neither pro nor against Miley Cyrus, but really? This is so petty. If this ACTUALLY bothers, and I mean really upsets someone, why don't they focus on trying to educate Miley and say, "Hey, this is not okay, and let me tell you why." If this was some random person - no one would care. It's just that she's a "celebrity" and people will do anything to take advantage of that. To top it off there's an Asian dude in the picture looking like he's having a great time.
i just noticed the "billion" dollar amount. hahaaaa!! holy christ.
well, if you're gonna sue 'em, sue em good. the stupid fucks.
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Seriously, nothing against Asians but my drycleaner is a cunt. That bitch needs t die!
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Crass and nasty, they never do good work. Find a french or American dry cleaner if you want it done right. pricier but worth it.
I've always found this Asian kid in the photo to be adorable.
Seriously, nothing against Asians but my drycleaner is a cunt. That bitch needs t die!
I hate stupid lawsuits...bitch needs a reality check.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
does that mean she's representing me also? my mama is an Indonesian and we went to LA last Oct.
what a delusional dumbitch. i'd be rich if i get a penny for every flat nose joke i've heard.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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maybe she could give a concert at Disneyland and all asians get in free.. or go on a oriental tour with free admission in tokyo, call it the "slant eyes tour"... ha ha ha
Is she just suing Miley or everyone in the pic?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
too much fugly in one picture. thats what really offends me.
I'm just praying that this idiot is doing this tongue-in-cheek, or for publicity. Don't get me wrong, this little Disney tw*t is annoying as hell, but 6 Billion?! With a B?!
I think my mom should be entitled to lawsuit money from the time when she was sick in bed, lost her remote, couldn't change the channel and was stuck on that miley cyrus documentary shit on cable. Not only did that give her brain damage but also made her question basic human evolution. She's forever damaged.
Also, I am offended that cunt is suing on behalf of LA Asians only. I think she should have sued for all asians....the 3 billion or so...and for that matter, she should have sued on behalf of all asians throughout history, even those that lived in the past, that were wronged. Maybe we should open up lawsuits against the UK and all colonial powers.
Why doesnt every oppressed group just make it a point of suing everyone else for the slightest offense? We could stream-line the process and have people be able to go online and file lawsuits on behalf of their ethnicity by filling out a few quick forms.
We should stream line this whole suing-rich-people -because-we-want-their-money-and-need-to-use-the-US-constitution-to-justify-suing-them. Seriously.
Let's all have a sue-orgy. A sue fest. Sue festivals, T-shirts, gadgets...books, reality TV shows, parades, initiatives...this is the land of the free-to-be-an-asshole-and-a-user-in-the-name-of-civil-rights after all....
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I hope she goes bankrupt after this lawsuit. Go back to fucking high school.
somebody give jaoquin this bitches number, from the sound of this it seems this trick is on the good shit!
Somebody needs to find this bitch and beat the shit out of her! $4BILLION? For someone making fun of Asians? And what about oh I don't know the 400 years of slavery?
Ok, I can't stand that stupid no talented white trash Hannah Mississippi .... but a lawsuit?
Get real honey!
Speaking of the above mentioned white trash .... what the fuck is up with the gay boyfiend? Is she still fucking him?
Ha! Right now people on MySpace are trying to put together a Class-Action for FAKE money that they lost in a game. *eyeroll*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
If I could sue every person who offended me, racially or not, I would be up there on the forbes list with Oprah.
Miley's an asswipe, but this is straight up stupid.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
Jesusfuckinchrist, who mobilized the pedo-army?
What's with all the pedos here rushing to the childprostitutes defense?
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Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:44am.
I am representing all the rabbits of the world and their unborn babies and their babies' babies and am suing the guy making racial rabbit ear gestures with his fingers. I wish to collect 325B...in cold cash...and in a lump sum.
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Lmfao.
I agree with whoever said they are trying to say "we're stoned".Cheech and Chong even call it "getting Chinese eyes"!!!!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
I'm surprised she isn't going after Jerry Lewis too. After all, he really characterized Asians.
I am representing all the rabbits of the world and their unborn babies and their babies' babies and am suing the guy making racial rabbit ear gestures with his fingers. I wish to collect 325B...in cold cash...and in a lump sum.
speaking of stupid rednecks, i found some humorous proof that republicans really are idiots:
http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2004/US-Election-IQ2004.htm
*go ahead light your torches*
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This is just gettin ridiculous now!!! The fuck she on about suing for 4 billion........get in line bitch.....if thats the case then i want a cut from EVERYTIME an actor/singer/movie has mentioned the words........slut...whore...bitch....white trash....honky....and so on and so on!!!!
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Why does my Knight in shining armour always turn out to be a cunt in tin foil!!!
Devil girl,
well just keep your eyes open. And if you see anything that even remotely looks like it bothers you and could even in the vaguest sense be seen as any kind of violation or offensive to you...find a lawyer in LA and sue.
I really dont think it matters. You can say they are making fun of chocolate and chocolate gives me peace of mind...so making fun of it puts me in emotional distresss and for some cultures chocolate harvesting is part of their lives....and it is just unfair and goes agasint a minority. Sue for all the chocolate planters in the world...and ask for punitive damages for yourself...bec you had ot see those anti-cholcate ads and deal with them which we all know, no self-respecting american living in the land of the free (to sue) should ever have to do...
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:11am.
Who can I sue?
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devilgirl, hahaaa! i want to sue her too for being a braindead fuckwit assaulting us with her redneck fuckery
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Who can I sue?
Submitted by Sartastic on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:02am.
*snort* your avitar is making me laugh so hard....
Oh why the fuck not? This country is already FUCKED. Keep plugging up the courts with this nonsense, who the fuck cares? Pull the mother fucking switch.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:58am.
lol your comment cracked me up
and I love your avie!
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I never stay on topic :)
any Nyers know that Lottery commercial with the ESL class trying to learn to say " a million dollars"? There's gotta be a lawsuit there too then. "MUNKEEE????" LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
oh please. So somebody made fun of an asian (if at all) in a humorous way if you ask me. Who cares? I mean it wasnt even anything serious. These are just a bunch of teenagers being silly. What is disgusting is this asian chick letting her gold-digger instincts take over and feeling the need to sue a bunch of children....needless to say, she is only doing it bec Miley is rich. Had I ran around LA making fun of Asians, no one would sue me.
Plus, can you imagine if there was a lawsuit everyimte someone poked some fun at some ethnic group? Saturday Night Life, Comedy Central and half the movie studios would be out of business.
And why only people in LA? You think someone in Illinois didnt get offended? I wonder where she drew the line. You know...
did she get the census tract of LA county only, and
included children as well? Or
did she use surrounding counties like
Orange, Venutura or Riverside as well?
Is she including half Asians in this?
And what is her definition of Asian anyway?
Is 4000 dollars per family or per asian or what...
and, how did she even arrvie at that sum of 4,000. Is that the price? Next time someone wants to make fun of an ethnic group the yshould pay 4 grand first.
Why dont we just make this into a business and just have every ethnic group put a price tag on their ethnic dignity that everyone who wants to make fun of pays first.
This is great. I can find ever newer ways of banking on my minority status...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:54am.
The workers at the Poo-ping Palace must be over the moon at this news.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Wait - I have some Japanese cousins somewhere in the mix, on my husband's side... And I've got a half-Vietnamese half-sister somewhere out there in there world, too, left over from Daddy's days in 'Nam. How can WE get in on that lawsuit shit?
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The workers at the Poo-ping Palace must be over the moon at this news.
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they should sue that London chick from The Suite Life better.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Perhaps they just hate her like the rest of us and saw this opportunity to make her life hell. I could get with that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
What a bunch of tools.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I hope Ms. Kim wins that lawsuit. I welcome anything that can bankrupt that eating-apples-through- the- fence bumpkin! If anyone or anything can make that idiotic hillbilly family head back to the swamp they came from I'm all for it.
Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:39am.
So Solly.
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That's it! I'm suing you! I have a lisp, you know!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
So Solly. The lawsuit will never fly. There is a token Asian in the picture. Ah So. And all that.
this incredible OVER-REACTION by many groups in the asian community (and now this lunatic) have to stop.
take a fucking chill pill, buy a sense of humor and get a real life.
Submitted by birdie on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:27am.
True Salem but then ol' Billy Ray would sue for loss of income and affection.
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Funny! *gagging and laughing*