Thursday, February 12th 2009
Morning Wood
MiserAlba isn't Sweden when it comes to L.A. gangs. Bitch is a straight-up Crip! - ICYDK
Ugly Betty is a bitch. Apparently. - Celebitchy
Adnan Ghalib had me until he said Britney has a "beautiful soul" - Celebslam
Twatty Pratt and Grody Jenner are in love again - Socialite Life
Fred Dust still exists - ONTD
It's June Cheeto! - I'm Not Obsessed
Leona Lewis is not to blame for RiRi's beat down - Holy Moly!
Robin Gibb knocked up the family maid - Scandalist
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Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot celebrity&millionaire singles' club "celebmingle com"OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..
I'm about as white as it gets, see-through to the veins and all, and I grew up in a Southern town of extremely homogenous whitebreadery.
I'm not bragging about this. I'm just saying it to put into context that even I would know not to wear blue or red to an event like this.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 4:31pm.
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If you're asking why the girl in my class's grandmother wanted her kids to be ashamed of being Mexican, it's because she wanted to be white. But yeah...apparently Alba's whole family has the stupid gene and that's way more embarrassing than what her skin looks like.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
I'm sure Robin Gibb's maid had sex with him because he was so physically attractive.
Camilla Hall Lives !
Um...yeah. NEXT!
Alba is not looking to good
I want Ugly's Blythe bag!
Adnan needs to get his head out of his ass and drop that faux hawk and chinstache.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-"Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:52pm."
Her grandmother did that to make them feel ashamed of being half-mexican? why?. Sometimes it's done to avoid being discriminated against, but in her case seems it's the same with Alba's family. In their minds, being mexican or latino is shameful so they do all they can to be as american as possible. As if that's going to change their DNA or whatever. People who are ashamed of their latino/hispanic (pick your favourite) ancestry are the easiest targets to bully. If they are proud of how they look or where they come from, others wouldn't be able to make them feel inferior. But well, the smart gene doesn't seem to run in her Jessica's family gene pool.
Walker, you forgot dumbass to describe Alba.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I just found this. enjoy.
The 27-year-old actress covers the March 2009 issue of Elle, and dished on how she was able to get back into shape after giving birth to Honor Marie. “I did it for the Campari job. [The workouts] were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since,” she said.
Alba also discussed why she chose Honor as her daughter’s name. “It’s weird; your name can really shape who you are. When I was born, my name was supposed to be Farrah Dawn. My mother looked like Farrah Fawcett, so she thought her daughter would, too. When I came out dark, my father had to scratch it off the birth certificate.”
OK SO YOUR MOM IS NOT DARK AND YOU ARE JUST STFU ALREA
Ugh! I just despise Alba's smug "I am so above this" look. She needs to get slapped. Like NOW.
Her dad to George Lopez after George started speaking Spanish to him: "I don't speak Mexican." Speaking of slapping...
Robin Gibb is a slut and his wife is a dumb whore for getting mad and throwing the maid out. You approved didn't you stupid?
methinks robin gibb is a blast at parties...he's married to a druid priestess after all..
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Also, what the hell is it with people and their ancestry?. Why does it matters so much, anyway?. I know it's nice to know where your family comes from, but it irks me to read how Jessica Alba is of "danish, french and mexican" ancestry as if it was part of a personal ID. Is she really? she wasn't born in France, Denmark or Mexico.
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She's just an arrogant b*tch. She admits to being Mexican, but she never leaves out the French Danish part. OK U IDIOT WE GET IT.YOU ARE NOT "JUST" MEXICAN. FEEL BETTER? She's stupid for always talking about it. Her two favorite topics are her race and her looks. Oh and she makes sure to throw in some insults here and there. Dumb bitch.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:49pm.
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He sure did say that ignorant shit. And apparently this self-hating thing within the Mexican community isn't that uncommon. This girl in my class who's so white she looks like Casper is half Mexican and she said her Mexican grandmother changed all of her kids names to American, "white sounding" names (her words) so they wouldn't be outed as Mexican. Then she refused to teach them how to speak Spanish to further make her kids ashamed of being who they are. That's really fucked up.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
-"Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:21pm."
Fucking for real? He actually said "I don't speak mexican"???!. These people should be ashamed not for being "dark" or not american enough, but for being so STUPID. Talk about hating your roots and trying so hard to fit in.
And to think there are so many other latinos ashamed of how they look or where they came from, when the rest of the world doesn't give a shit. I don't know where she gets all this crap about being "dark", but it's trully sad. I will say this again, that family has many issues.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:13pm.
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She's the only latina (besides maybe dumbass Eva Longoria) who's so fucking caught up in talking about the color of her skin. Always. Every fucking interview this dumb cunt does she constantly talks about dark this, dark that. BITCH, YOU'RE NOT DARK!!! And what the hell is she trying to say, "dark" latinos should be ashamed or are less attractive? Bitch should just change her name to Jane Doe since she's so embarrassed about where she came from and wants to be white so bad.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:09pm.
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Yup, her parents are HUGE racists. I still remember when Jessica told that ridiculous story of how when her dad met George Lopez and he tried to talk to Mr. Alba in Spanish her dad says, "Sorry, I don't speak Mexican." WTF?! Why would you even think something like that would be appropriate to repeat? Doesn't this bitch have a spokeswhore to tell her what not to say?
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:51pm.
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They should've named her Dumb Cunt Alba.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:45pm.
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All "dark" latino/as should ban together and kick her ass for that.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:11pm.
Who says that? I came out dark? wtf
Sounds like she came out blonde. Kidding! Blondes, don't sue me. If you do, let's share the award, k?
-"Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:36pm."
Her mother doesn't look like Farrah Fawcet, she's delusional. I don't care if the woman is of danish-french decent, that fat ass looks like a bleached fat ghetto latina.
Man, these people trully hate themselves. Don't they?. I imagine she grew up listening to them whine about how they are not blond enough or american enough or light skinned enough. Like it fucking matters.
Also, what the hell is it with people and their ancestry?. Why does it matters so much, anyway?. I know it's nice to know where your family comes from, but it irks me to read how Jessica Alba is of "danish, french and mexican" ancestry as if it was part of a personal ID. Is she really? she wasn't born in France, Denmark or Mexico. She's an american, period. Or does it give you credentials?. I personally don't give a shit about ancestry. Yes, I know where my family comes from and I know most come from Spain, but I haven't been there nor I have met any spaniard relatives so why the hell should I use them as "cool" credentials?. My immediate relatives were born here, not in Spain. Same with this stupid dumbass. Her mother's parents were french and danish (maybe) and her father is mexican, but still that doesn't make her french, mexican or danish. Ugh!.
It's too much fuckery.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by PussyCow on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:34pm.
Um, Alba is insane and retarded at the same time. She's going to get a cap put in her ass by some angry Bloods and I wouldn't blame them. who the hell goes to a show likle that wearing either all red or all blue? That's just in very, very poor taste, especially for someone who grew up in California. I want to seriously beat the shit out of her for thinking it was cute to align herself with a gang at the premier of a movie like this. I hope this stupid cunt knows that Crips hate Mexicans.
Inneresting. The odds of any actual Crips or Bloods being at a Westwood premiere are near zero. Maybe if they premiered the movie in Compton?
Who says that? I came out dark? wtf
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I never stay on topic :)
QC, whoa! that's really damaging for your identity. a "dark" baby can't be named Farrah?! her parents are blatantly racist, and for Jessica to accept that is definitely an exercise in self-loathing.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I've missed the boat on why wearing blue is wrong actually. I think fame eventually goes to your head and you become used to being entitled to certain treatment, not to excuse America Ferrera, but she should know better than to be that way. She started out being a rather portly girl on Ugly Betty and she's slimmed down but she should really crank down the 'tude. Especially if she doesn't want to end up like Hohan.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
More gems from Jessica Alba:
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So by that logic - shouldn't they have changed her name to Jacqueline???
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:47pm.
ps: her mother is a fat cow.
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I didn't even read the post,I just saw your comment on the side and laughed my ass off!
I'm gonna try to use that phrase in everyday conversations.
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Does anyone know who made America's purse, seen here:
http://www.celebitchy.com/35878/america_ferrera_told_to_lose_diva_tude_o...
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:43pm.
Tranny is right! Jeez, I don't understand all these people who say she/he is such a beauty. Blech!!
ps: her mother is a fat cow.
I can't believe that dumb bitch is wearing all-blue, to a documentary about the Bloods and the Crips.
Whataretard.
jessica alba is a MORON and her people shouldn't allow her to speak.
i am a fair skinned latina. i came to realize that being Hispanic is a culture, not a race. stop turning it into one jessica moron alba.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
More gems from Jessica Alba:
OMG!! What an asshole!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:53am.
Leona Lewis has a man in her life? I thought she was a man.
LMAO..more like tranny
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
More gems from Jessica Alba:
Alba also discussed why she chose Honor as her daughter’s name. “It’s weird; your name can really shape who you are. When I was born, my name was supposed to be Farrah Dawn. My mother looked like Farrah Fawcett, so she thought her daughter would, too. When I came out dark, my father had to scratch it off the birth certificate.”
Why does this dumb bitch speak?! You were "dark" so your name couldn't be Farrah?! Damn, talk about a self-loathing minority...
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by PussyCow on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:34pm.
lmao wtf are you rambling about?
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I never stay on topic :)
Um, Alba is insane and retarded at the same time. She's going to get a cap put in her ass by some angry Bloods and I wouldn't blame them. who the hell goes to a show likle that wearing either all red or all blue? That's just in very, very poor taste, especially for someone who grew up in California. I want to seriously beat the shit out of her for thinking it was cute to align herself with a gang at the premier of a movie like this. I hope this stupid cunt knows that Crips hate Mexicans.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:15pm.
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Me too. She has the money and the means to remove herself from those kinds of situations. Still doesn't excuse what he did, but this could've all been avoided if she had drop kicked his ass to the curb the first time he laid hands on her.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Rhianna is saying this is not the first time Chris has beaten her- I am starting to lose sympathy for her, as awful as that sounds.
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"Did you pay $20 to see me have sex with Ray-J or did you download it for free?"
-ENT laywer, saying what questions Kim K should have asked when interviwing Grammy Nominees
Who would have though Robin Gibb would be behind such a salacious gossip tidbit. LOOOOOOL!
Miseralba's husband looks shady.
Adnan still gets press?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Yup, she needs to become a trainwreck once more to get my attention too. And I'm sure that if Daddy Spears doesn't supervise her, she'll relapse. Shitters is just dumb enough to not understand that it was her fault she got the "uncomfortable" pap attention. At one point the paps were her perpetual entourage, then she goes on and on and on about how the paps can't get enough of her and they are evil. Her recent videos are all about this, precisely. How the media are after her, how the paps are after her. It's just damn boring.
And what the hell with her eternal "I'm a sexy vixen" play?. Pfft! She needs to hire someone able to give her a complete makeover. Lobotomy included. She's a fine example of a "girl, interrupted". Imagine the same kind of outfits and videos in the next 30 years.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Leona Lewis has a man in her life? I thought she was a man.
I hate Britney. Some one kick her in the head so she goes crazy again
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Sheeps
I figured the CD title had something to do with it! LOL
Doodie holeing!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:32am.
Fred allegedly boned Brits in her no-no hole, then bragged about it. I mean, that "Chocolate Starfish" CD was not titled accidentally.
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In that case, I DO NOT want to know where the hotdog flavored water came from.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:41am
AMEN!
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"I'll fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!"
--Senor Bale
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:44am.
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And Chino Moreno possesses his own altar, as well! I shall bow to both, and attempt to offer healing powers to poor Chi so that another Deftones album may be created.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Leona Lewis' bf looks like that How Do You Talk to an Angel dude.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/14/lou-al-chamaa-leona-lewis/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Robin Gibb looks like an old leabian.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:41am.
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You're right--I think a good, old-fashioned breakdown would spark my interest once again.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
YMAtT!
All bow at the alter of Maynard J baby!!!
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"That's one bastard of a god if he's up there.
And why doesn't he ever shave?"