The "Over The Moon" Watch

EVIL SQUARED! Fishsticks Paltrow on Cuntplay's Grammy win:

"I was over the moon because those guys work so hard. They're so, so dedicated, and they bleed, sweat and cry to get it all perfect."

The things I hate the most are together and it hurts. The only thing that could make this worse is if Fishy, Katherine HAGel and CHERYL BURKE said this quote in unison while wearing Crocs in front of a mountain of UGGS. If that happened, a black hole under my chair would open up and suck me into the depths of Hell.

And when fugly Fishy makes her way over the moon again, can she take this milk with her? Tell her it's organic and made from GOOP. It will fit perfectly down her throat, so it will be easy to transport. I measured.

(Thanks Michele & Linda)

Posted by: Michael K

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Gwyneth Paltrow • Over The Moon

Submitted by julli on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:23am.

Haha, so funny picture,
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:59pm.

Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:28pm.
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Yup, that's the one.

And supposedly the song they ripped off was called "If I Could Fly."

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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:58pm.

Isn't "Viva La Vida" the song that has the chorus that says "that was when I ruled the world"?

Damn, I like that song. What song of Satriani's is it ripping off?

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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:57pm.

*sigh* I have to admit I like Coldplay. I'm not a rabid fan or anything (my favorite genre is progressive rock), but Coldplay is the exception to my general rule that all music made since 1990 or so sucks orangutan testicles.

And they're in trouble for plagiarism? That sucks. I like Joe Satriani, too. Immensely talented musician.

But Gwyneth is simply a plain-flavored gummy and not worth my attention.

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Submitted by AssataFayeJenkins on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:25pm.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I totally used to live across the street from that dairy. Hilarious.

~yeah. like that~

Submitted by nclgemini on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:54pm.

Ok The Comment about Mophead, HAGel, and fishy saying over the moon in unison while wearing crocs on top of a mountain of Fuggs is NOT. I repeat! IS NOT ok. My eyes just puked a little, and it fucking stings! I need to Cornify my minds eye!!
I dont think there could possibly be enough glitter, unicorns, faries, or rainbows in the universe to cover up that disaster.

Estrogen a-poppin!

Submitted by DebbieB on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:32pm.

Coldplay can't lick the shoes of Thom Yorke and Radiohead.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:01pm.

Coldplay?

The only thing Coldplay should be winning an award for is "best music to play in an elevator".

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 6:59pm.

F-cking Grammy's making a mockery by giving hose twats an award. I guess they're cool with plagarizing then?

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:45pm.

I can't believe ColdPlay won anything since they are being sued for song stealing.It's a slap in Satriani's face...I would be pissed if I was him.

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Submitted by Faloola Chong on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 4:22pm.

Interesting use of terms - bleed and cry - well isn't that what WOMEN do? Bedwetters Cuntplay can CUNT OFF for all ETERNITY

And I'm sorry but is "Yellow" (cowards, chickens, piss fetish) not about the most effete song ever written? Naturally I adore it.

Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:21pm.

I love the "Over the Moon" watch!

There seriously needs to be a snorgtee with a cow facing the moon, saying "I'm SO over you."

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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:15pm.

Easy boy, easy. Tell the truth Michael K. Isn't Over The Moon milk what you have with your beloved animal crackers for snack?

Submitted by kimberley on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:14pm.

OMG - I love you Michael. I'm "over the moon" for you!!!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:10pm.

you guys made me curious so I checked it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvB9Pj9Znsw

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Submitted by putas on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:05pm.

Thanks Stockbroker for mentioning CP's SONGSTEALING!
I mean, remember that mash up side by side on You Tube? Cold play and the other band for Viva La Vida? What ever happened? Did they make it go away with hush money? I was appalled that they got away with such blatant plagiarism. And now they got an AWARD? Ugh.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:30pm.

I often say whilst and amongst; when appropriate of course. I'm neither American nor British.

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Which sorta proves my point about Fishy.
She probably says them whilst amongst her mates at the pub with a pint of Over the Moon milk in her fist.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:31pm.

I hate it when Americans move to the UK and start saying British phrases like "Over the Moon" (which I hate anyway) or "whilst" "amongst" etc.
Fuckin poseurs.

I often say whilst and amongst; when appropriate of course. I'm neither American nor British.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:24pm.

Oh man! Over the Moon milk....how perfect is that!? Too bad the taste of milk makes me gag, I've never had a plain glass of milk solo, I usually put Quik in it because of the after taste.
That was fuckin' VILE how they gave Coldplay a Grammy. I hate them so much. Not just because Chris Martin is a pretentious douchebag but because they directly copy their music from Travis and Radiohead. TRAITORS to the scene is what they are!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:01pm.

I hate it when Americans move to the UK and start saying British phrases like "Over the Moon" (which I hate anyway) or "whilst" "amongst" etc.
Fuckin poseurs.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:57pm.

Well this is fukn great!

My automatic reaction to hearing this phrase from now on will be a punch to the face. Of course some jackass is going to vomit this out of his/her gaping pie hole and Im gonna get canned!!!

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Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:53pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:21pm.

Funny you say that. DO you watch Stephen Colbert? Anyway, a couple of nights ago he had TV on the Radio as his guest and they had this really funny banter over the Grammies not being legitimate. It was pretty funny. Anyway.....

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:51pm.

Hey Diddle Diddle and all that jazz. Must be a slooooww dullll day- much like Coldplay's music.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:51pm.

I hate Chris Martin "Song Stealer" & Coldsore...the Grammys are an industry joke anyway.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:49pm.

Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:16pm.

Sucks for Howard, but that Mofo got Paaaaiiiiddd... so I don't feel too bad for him.

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Of course he got paid--that man has been on radio longer than I've been alive!

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Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:47pm.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:16pm.

Sucks for Howard, but that Mofo got Paaaaiiiiddd... so I don't feel too bad for him.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:46pm.

FCC, I mean.

Submitted by ocd can be good on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:45pm.

@ PSL. Speaking of moons, was it full? Your loon/Paris fan, came out last night in the thread on Rhiana and Brown (the text message thread) and it inspired my first ever use of the report button.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:45pm.

Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:13pm.
I HATE Opie & Anthony. God I miss Howard Stern.

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Yeah, it was always SO much fun to hear him bitch about the FFC and lick Sirius radio's asshole. Too bad Sirius is going bankrupt now.

Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:45pm.

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:12pm.

LMAO... Oh come on. He's not bad looking. Not Shrek or anything like that. I've seen a whole lot worse. Hahahaha!

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Submitted by randy1 on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:44pm.

Coldsore sucks crumpets. What a bunch of limey pansies. I'd like to give fishsticks a face full of my special tarter sauce.

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Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:43pm.

I HATE Opie & Anthony. God I miss Howard Stern.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:43pm.

i actually enjoyed the live grammy performance by Robert Plant, T Bone Burnett and Alison what's her face. i would buy the tunes

kinda reminded by of the collaboration between jack white and loretta lynn which also swept the grammys

imho

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:42pm.

He's not a bad looking guy?!?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:59am.
UR MOM: the Grammy's was alll about CP and Chris Whatshisfish was interviewed on 60 Minutes before the show, it was a love fest!

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Doesn't anyone care that these mofos are song-stealers? Joe Satriani's suing them for stealing a song he wrote a long time ago that happens to sound almost exactly like "Viva La Vida." I know because I heard both songs side by side on Opie & Anthony--it's fucking uncanny! It makes me sick. Even the name of the song: "Viva La Vida." Pretentious and shameless and makes me want to slap them in their faces with a white glove filled with rocks.

Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:39pm.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:06pm.

Oh wow. She must have him wrapped around her finger then. No wonder he seems so uncomfortable talking about their relationship. And he's not a bad looking guy either. Maybe Mandy Moore would have been better suited for him... hehehe.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:05pm.

I read in a Rolling Stone article a while back that Fishsticks is his first real girlfriend/lay. So he doesn't know any better?

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:36pm.

I want to spontaneously grow a scrote so I can tell Gwyneth Paltrow to lick it.

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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:53am.
lmao this post was useless but funny

agree

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Submitted by cdi on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:35pm.

To be fair, the first time I heard that phrase was when Chris Martin said it after Apple was born. Since then, everyone else seems to have used it.

Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:35pm.

I watched that interview Coldplay did on 60 minutes and I cannot fathom how Chris Martin could stand to be around GOOPy for all these years. He seems like such a down to earth kinda guy... not taking himself too seriously. And G is such a pretentious cow... I just don't see the chemistry. I guess opposites do attract.

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Submitted by tntreeman on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:34pm.

yes, that carton is REAL. i laughed all the way thru the dairy aisle and wondered how i could send a carton to Michael K

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:33pm.

my parents buy this milk, in PA.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:32pm.

What are they, hemophiliacs?

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:32pm.

bwahahahaha - "while wearing Crocs in front of a mountain of UGGS"

another MK classic!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:32pm.

The only thing that could make this worse is if Fishy, Katherine HAGel and CHERYL BURKE said this quote in unison while wearing Crocs in front of a mountain of UGGS.

Don't forget the cell phone on the waistband, MK.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:32pm.

I put this on another thread....but it actually fits here.

Last week I worked a job and afterwards they said they were "Over the Moon" at the results. It took everything I had in me not to say: Bitch, please! Did you just say "over the moon"???

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