Thursday, February 12th 2009
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
I know, two Fishsticks Paltrow posts in a row, but these fugly leather diapers can't get away. They look like they're ready for a big, hot load of GOOP to drop right in them. Bitch has pancake crotch.
The last time I saw shorts like this was on a leather daddy who smartly accessorized with a harness, combat boots, a dog collar and a ball gag. That's what was missing from this retina-burning ensemble: a ball gag in Fishy's mouth! That would make me stand up, clap and fart out a GOOP nugget out of sheer happiness!
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she is a complete and utter mess! she could never dress. where is a stylist when you need one!?!
That get up is so wrong. The top and the shoes don't match first of all. The diaper shorts bunch up in her bladder region and she probably smells like leather pussy because of the sweat. She's walking around like 'Top Cunt' and she looks like shit.
There was a sale at Wilson's Leather at the mall, and Gwynnie knew she could turn that sh*t into high-fashion just by rubbing some of her GOOP into it...
p.s. Gwynnie: "Uptown girls" don't wear leather, EVER... okay, with these possible exceptions:
*flight training
*rodeos near the summer house at Jackson Hole
*maybe, maybe a very fine-quality, simply-styled jacket when visiting the big city, or when "slumming" downtown
Good grief... what a GOOP-y mess.
Shes so trashy!!!
Gwyneth:
"I can steal all of that press from that douche-bag Joaquin with one outfit! Just watch me!"
"Look at me! Look at me, damn it!!!"
I normally wouldn't have an opinion about this chic but I saw her on Oprah the other day and she's so full of herself. She sat there and discussed her 2 hour a day workout regimen (this is what her life has become)and whining about the fact she couldn't shed the last 20 pounds after giving birth to her 2nd child. This is the serious conversation she is having with 200+ pound Oprah!!!?? I wanted to reach through the TV and slap her. Why would some stick figure make her weight the topic of conversation when she's sitting in front of an obese woman? Self centered hag.
GOOP:
People had been asking me for my advise about everything, especially fashion.
General public:
They ask you because they want to know how to avoid looking like they have money but no taste.
Oh lord, doesn't she have enough money not to look this awful?
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That's it! I will not stand for this late 80's fuckery any longer. Next bitch to wear this shit is getting back-combed mall bangs to within an inch of her life.
Ted Casablancas called her Fishsticks in one of his columns simply because she looks like one--pale, cold, boring, blah.
I will pay trillions to have the answer to this question regarding the uber snob Gwynnie GOOP/POOP, why is her nickname "Fishsticks" ?
PLEASE anyone...i gotta know!
holly-o
ok now she's Eurotrash.
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I don't have the time, nor the patience to discuss this travesty Gwyneth is parading in.
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wow i want those shorts for next Oktoberfest.
It looks like that she's trying to be edgy and sexy with the leather and gold lam'e...but the actual outfit is really prudish looking.
Either dress like a hooker or don't.
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I'm looking forward to her divorce. It will happen - trust.
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I kind of like It all she needs is black hair and she'll be a Fake poster rocking chick who is truly boring and sucks in the sack!!! LOL
Paltrow is obviously jealous of Jessica Simpson and all the publicity JS has been getting for her LOL getups. Gwynnie's tired of coming in second and is bringing out the big guns.
Not even in the 80's would I wear a mess like that!
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OH GAAWDDDDD this whore is on Oprah today.
fart out a GOOP nugget out of sheer happiness?
i choked on by gin tonic! :-)
In this outfit she would make a great addition to the Kanye West & friends pix.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Every time she leaves the house, I hate her more and more.
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"That picture makes me look like a sociopath." - Theodore Bagwell
Fishy's not the brightest litle fishy in the school, is she??? Between the "fuck the haters" comment re: her goopy goop shit, the "cheesy" comment, and this HIDEOUS fucking outfit where she is channeling some sort of intergalactic warrior princess, she is just ASKING for the snarkiness! I mean really, Fishy darling, just wear a fucking bullseye from now on.
I HATE the fact the she thinks she's all that and a bag of chips wearing this shiteous outfit. Hate it...
fishy looks like ready to be placed in the oven which is fine because she already is wrapped in foil...
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She's not the only one from that movie of hers that is suffering a nervous breakdown. Joachim is just more blatant about it.
Yeah, she totally is having a breakdown. We'll hear all the details in a few years.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:44pm.
Gwynnie can do no wrong in my book.
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The face and bod look hot, but really she needs to stop trying so hard. It's a little embarrassing to watch.
Another high-fashion look gone wrong!
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The boots are good.
There, I said something nice!
stickly, to take a fahsion risk requires the wearer to at least have a small sense of style. ie. rachel bilson's dog.
It looks like Fish and my My little pony are having the battle of "Who can look more fug".
Looks like Fish needs a med adjustment.
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She walked the red carpet alone, so at least she didn't look cheesy.
My dog wouldn't be caught in a gold bib. A Hefty bag, yes. She's trashy like that...
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Homeless people are snickering.
Gwynnie can do no wrong in my book. But that gold top? Reminds me of those gold bibs yentas who winter in FL wear:)) I winter in FL but wouldn't be caught dead in a gold bib.
It's amazing what you can whip up with a Hefty Bag...And gold paint.
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@GreenIsGood: I see that now-! Thanks for pointing that out.
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I think this bitch done lost her freakin mind.
She looks good from the waist up. The bottom portion is too Peter Pan.
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She looks like a yeast infection with legs.
It must have been laundry day.
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in summer camp as a kid, my friend made me a pair of leather shorts in leathercraft AS A JOKE
it was a funny joke! fishy doesnt get the joke :(
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Ha ha! In the 1st pic I love the looks on the people behind her. There openly laughing!
She's trying to take a 'fashion risk'.
This condescending bitch wants her career back. Too bad Kate Winslet stole it!!!
Her outfit is just as putrid as her personality.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:05pm.
I'm from NM originally. The winters are NOT warm like you would expect. The desert at night is cold. So I know what you mean. Have you lived through a Arizona summer yet?
I hope your flight to Cali. is uneventful. :)
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