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If you don't like shrilly kiddies and kittehs, then don't watch this video or you'll end up in anger management classes twice a week. Oh, fuckit. Just watch it anyway. It's kind of comedy gold. Maybe take a hit of something strong first. And you better stay still at least the "I'm her mom!" part.
Obviously, someone wrote the material and edited this up, but it was still worth at least five replays. I really have a love/hate relationship with the replay option on YouTube.
And how old were you when you learned "bow-chicka-bow-bow"? I'm a little jealous of this 7-year-old girl because I was at least 9. She's got me beat.
P.S. - If she performed this act live, she'd sell out Madison Square Garden THRICE. True fact.
UPDATE: And there's already a mash-up of this with "David After Dentist." That took all of six seconds. Stand by for this to get mashed with Christian Bale's fuck-word rant.
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Anyhow glad you liked the story, i am holding on to the second poster, maybe i can sell it eventually get some MONAAAAY. The other one is in my livingroom. =*)
ok, back to DListed hoodratty shiz.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
it took a long time to get bcause the exhibit ran until mid january and i was there for only xmas, had to go back home but people in PR were looking at me crazy for wanting that and going out of my way to get one...im like "uncultured beasts!!"
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
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gyeah: awesome story! glad you got them
and you are hysterical! LMAO @ 'where's my hooptie'
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:14am.
gyeah: i reposted the correct email address - sowwy
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Got it girlfriend.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Anyway, so i went to that exhibit at the miuuuseoh and i looked for posters or anything i could take back home (to da us of a), there were not posters but there were elaborate installations at the shopping malls and gigantic billboards on the highway
Can you believe i tried to climb up a pole on la carretera, at night to take a GIAGANTIC billboard, very fucking dumb, anyway, i saw the poster boards at the mall and tried to steal one at the busy mall in the light of day, but i would have had to go to the other side of the mall first, go "dude where's my hoopty", find the car, drive around the gigantic mall to the entrance where this instalation was AND i would have probably gotten arrested after all that.
So i did what normal people do, i asked if i could have it after the exhibit was done, they said yes.
My sister knows people from the museum and the ad agency (can you believe they throw this shit out after?? i dont believe it but that's what people who work at the mall said)
So my sister got me TWO and i shipped them UPS to my house, from PR.
and framed one. The came mounted on foam baseboard or whatever.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah: i reposted the correct email address - sowwy
ok ima email you some dumb shit about me.
=D
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah: I am hiding from the boss man!!!!
lmao @ photophukit!
Kd are you trying to do actual work??? Tell your boss "IMA IMA A DIVA" three snaps and twist your neck. Kidding don't get fired.
Hai Zaps.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
LMAO @ photofuckit!
Got it...i put a photoFuckit link up though check it.
I am hating MK right for these fucking ads that slow down everything. But you know, i'm not paying his rent either.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Farrah just called me a puerca...I think I just peed my pants! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN GIRLY!?
Is your spanish ass reading??
Ok i'm technologically challenged, this might not work but here:
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww87/gyeahz/IMG_2690.jpg
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAY
ok Frida times
check this, right?
http://www.jornada.unam.mx/2005/11/17/a05n1cul.php
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 10:49am.
I AM HERE!!!!!!
tirando chacletas
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toma tu chancla, cochina! me cayó en la cabeza!
hablando de chanclas sucias, voy a buscar a KD.
besos!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
gyeah: LMAO! woman i am here carajo
i am here
BRAINSTORM!...MAAAAAGIIIICKKKKKK!! rawr
ggghhhhh ...
.... :::whispering to self::: lost his soul...to a woman so lalalalala..how could you hum hum hum..heartless...pum pum pum
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I AM HERE!!!!!!
tirando chacletas
:::whistling:::
waiting for kd ...picking my ass...lets get it poppin!! oh what's this in my bellybutton?? mmm...tasty, crunchy! how could you be so heartless?? you better watch the way to talking to me yo!
:::whistling:::
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Kdiz? Girl this was far, we should have just met at Beth Ditto's titty area.
Anhow, you in here? Raise ur chancla.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
this brings back memories
i had that same exact kittens book
SHAMWOW! 600+ and going..
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Wow, the cat is so lovely, what its breed?
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now don't get me wrong, i love cats, but... well, maybe it's because i don't have kids... this video made me wanna shove hot forks in my eyes
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Me lik-ah Kittehs.....I will use that as my bedtime story tonight....gee, I needa get laid! Yeah, I said it.........so creepy of me!
How annoying
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:37pm.
joe schmoe mom jeans taste good.
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I agree. Sheeps is just jealous cause he can only get his wooly arse into extra large cover-alls.
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:34pm.
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hahahahahahahaha... oh BUGGA!
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
how loving of a mom.. i cant stand to be away from my kids for 1 night!
Bitch Is In A Hotel
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
joe schmoe mom jeans taste good.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:34pm.
Yes, and apple pie.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:18pm.
Have you tried some mom jeans?
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That depends Sheeps. Do you like moms?
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
WOW Tameka Foster almost died from liposuction.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:25pm.
mom jeans are so in.
So I've heard! New motto: "When you're done with fashion."
Miss Thang, octopussy has got Angie beat though, she has way more kids than she does even with one one pregnancy. how is angie supposed to compete?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
sheeps, mom jeans are so in.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:18pm.
Have you tried some mom jeans?
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 8:13pm.
SO true, Zappy! And so far, she's gotten it! I think that really infuriates people the most.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Chicago Sun-Times reported today that Angelina Jolie is "totally creeped out" by Octopussy. She also said Octopussy has tried to contact her in the past by writing her letters. LMAO!!!!!! OMG people, this is getting too good!!
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1426927,CST-FTR-zp12.artic...
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Octomom seems like a self indulgent child who wants what she wants instead of having children responsibly.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 6:56pm.
I think this Octomom has become a flashpoint because so many in this country are suffering financially. She's even worse than the Wall Street bankers with their bonuses, (not really, but follow me), because she has all these kids who she's birthing and exploiting for her own sick agendas. That has women up in arms.
In the end, she's just a distraction and someone who can easily be hated, therefore a collective rage forms which eases the depression of well, this Depression.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
M.E., I know you know who it is. It's our favorite dumbslut la cuca...!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
cheetums, i can relate.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I actually don't mind low rise so much, at least the crotch area is shorter and not longer like on the mid to high rise pants. i always get that fake penis bulge down there if it's too long. im wearing petite jeans and they still do that!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
joe shmoe, im 5'2 and i really cant find any jeans at all. even the short ones are too long. what a curse!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
cheetums, i wouldn't mind having smaller boobs to be honest. my back doesnt hurt or anything but they are rather large for my frame.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde