Kate Hudson's Sexy Bathroom Pole Dancing
Kate Hudson has talked about her love of pole dancing before, because it's fun and makes her feel empowered as a strong woman of the world. Bleh, bleh, bleh. If you ask any pole Kate's smeared her bits on, they'd say it makes them feel weepy and suicidal.
Anygoldiehawnneedstoslapherchild, a sourcie tells UsWeekly (via The Scoop) that Kate had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom and she's proud of it! They said, “She’s so proud of it. She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”
They got the work order wrong. The pole was supposed to be installed up her ass.
But seriously, there has to be a good reason for this. Kate Hudson is like all green and shit, right? Like she loves hugging trees and stuff? Maybe this is her way of saving toilet paper. After she takes a shit, she gets on the pole, flips her legs into the air, wraps her ass cheeks around it and slides that shit clean. Shit and slide!
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sorry i just went off, but i cant help it, she is such a loser i just had to vent!!!
First of all,speaking from experience with poles, as a retired, ah ehm, "dancer", (yes i worked the pole for 3 years through college) --and i am not bragging about that, i am just mentioning it for arguements sake, just validating my opinion from being on the other side of things--- this type of shit should remain "unseen and unsaid". In other words, be a fucking adult about it; this fake-ass-loser childish-bitch is telling everyone about this shit for shock value only =for attention, because she is an attention whore and so much of a dork that she thinks that shit makes her cool. She cant get attention for her sucky films so she has to go about it in other ways, i understand that. If she was REALLY into that kind of thing, yeah, maybe she would have a pole in her bathroom, but she wouldnt tell everyone. Just like when your really on the pole, you dont fucking brag about it!
she seriously acts like a little giggly 18 year old, its so annoying. Grow the fuck up!?
Havign a pole in your bathroom, its not that big a deal top mention, but i guess for little sugar coated starlets that is the epitamy of Naughty! Because of the fact that she is boasting about it so much shows one that obviously shes not really using it in her sexlife or private life, cause if you were why would you want everyone to know about it? Im surprised she isnt sharing about her fucking collection of dildo's and but-plugs. Bitch is a needy lame-ass attention whore,Probablly a total bore to the point that she feels she has to install a fucking pole in her house to be sexy. I honestly feel bad for her she hasnt got a clue!
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Maybe she'll grab the brass pole while standing on a wet floor and using her hairdryer.
LMAO @ Shit and slide!
All these twittering twat celebs have are their overt sexuality so they can convince themselves that they are hot. If you are confident about who you are, then you don't need to shove it down anyones throat.
She'd be better off with some gym equipment that provides an upper-body workout.
BATHROOM. LOL
she's pole dancing for the Tidy Bowl Man?
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My suspicion is that it was installed to handcuff guys who try to get away to. And not in a sexy way. In a Boy George/Kathy Bates in Misery way. Good luck Owen!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 6:39pm.
Yep, the cheesy "foreplay" and teasing is what sex is about. It's all about who can outskank who versus what actually feels good and natural.
I like lingerie and I'm okay with sexually experimenting, but it's the fact that these women are so lame that they think sex is meant for the camera for consumption and shock value.
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
I want to see the day when the maid uses one of those nasty "do not use on skin" type cleaning products and Kate's feeling frisky.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:08pm.
Yeah, thank god for pimping out because if she wasn't known as "Goldie Hawn's daughter", she'd probably be a B-List actress.
I also saw on Celebitchy some shit about her "sexy photo shoot", and it was just her wearing her usual ugly ass outfits with her mouth hanging open in dimmed lighting.
I guess that's what qualifies as sexy.
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
Submitted by Khensu Hetep: "...It's people like them who generate public ignorance that sexuality is meant to be "rebellious" and not a part of nature, and if you think that talking about sex all the time is going to validate your image as a badass, you shouldn't even be having sex. Grow the fuck up."
Oh my god, THANK YOU. Real sex is so different from porn and what these stupid women portray. I feel sorry for girls growing up today whose sexual experiences are solely modeled on porn that their stupid boy partners watch. At least when I was experimenting with sex, all we had were books like "Lace" and maybe Playboy or Hustler. The rest we figured out by instinct and what felt good. We weren't restricted to the scripted suck 'n' f*ck (which somehow includes anal and facials now). Yes, I feel sorry for these kids.
"She holds onto it with both her arms..." What kind of fucking quote is this? What else would you hold on to it with, your teeth? Your asscheeks? What retard supposedly made this statement? UGH. I absolutely hate irrelevant news about people. So she got a stripper pole. Her and half the population in Hollywood. Big deal. Move on.
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She has a world class ass but a little too flat chested.I would love to see her work a stripper pole...she is probably hotter than the mess we have here in Oklahoma that represnt strippers.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Cuz it helps her attract and keep good men. Oh, wait.
It's lucky your mum was so successful young lady or you would have to whore out your private life for attention. Er......
Bland McDull FakeyCheese. Thank dog her and Owen didn't breed. The baby would be so white bread some hungry nurse might make themselves a sandwich.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
That being said, I never found Kate Hudson all that attractive...and her fashion sense is shit...it's not even attractive in the slutty sense. I think if Kate Hudson's going to blow all that money on her image, she needs to give herself a less boring makeover.
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
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Just another case of Hollywood Nepotism like Paltrow. Even with all the makeup, surgeries and tweaking they come across as average at best.
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Y'know, I wondered about that, too.
Kate loved (loves?) Owen so much yet she just left him in a druggy/depressive spiral like that?
She HAD to know that things were pretty bad with him and that bailing was highly unlikely to improve the situation.
Unless Owen had done something so awful that she had no choice but to split - but then she keeps coming back to him!
Maybe Kate just feels guilty about the whole sad situation ...
Yeah, cause Kate Hudson is so sexy and all.
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You know, it's the way all these fucking twats present themselves in conversations that let you know what they're in on it for.
Kate Hudson does it, Pam Anderson does it, Carmen Electra...all of them do it because they know that outside of childishly exuding sexuality, nobody CARES.
And their way of portraying sexuality is so immature. I'm no prude, but if you're talking about sex the way any of these stupid bitches do, STFU.
It's people like them who generate public ignorance that sexuality is meant to be "rebellious" and not a part of nature, and if you think that talking about sex all the time is going to validate your image as a badass, you shouldn't even be having sex. Grow the fuck up.
That being said, I never found Kate Hudson all that attractive...and her fashion sense is shit...it's not even attractive in the slutty sense. I think if Kate Hudson's going to blow all that money on her image, she needs to give herself a less boring makeover.
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
I am so over her!
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Maybe it's in the bathroom so it can be sanitized on a regular basis. I tried to like her. I'm a lesbian, so I figured I should like her. Paid good money to see Skeleton Key (dumb ass movie; wanted my money back) but never could come around to liking her. Still don't.
Dirk Diggler ~ I bet if you look into her ear, you can see the other side.
Check out the black crack across her space-vacuum head. I call double process...
I hope her kid doesn't barge in on her while she's "performing." He'd turn gay for sure...
"Shit & Slide"....ROFLMAO x100!!
That's her new Dlisted name.
i was gonna say hate hudson and sexy do not belong together, but you've all beat me to it...:) carry on....
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Submitted by Nicole on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:30pm.
ITA. I don't think that MK has enough server space to hold all the "NOT"s that must separate KH from "sexy"!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:24pm.
"Sexy" and "Kate Hudson" can appear together but only when separated by a plethora of "NOT"s.
Example: Kate Hudson is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT sexy.
Still not enough NOTs, in my opinion :D
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suze, that is what I told her in so many words! My response was, "so are you taking this class for him or, for the next man in your life"?
I highly recommend pole dancing classes for every woman.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:13pm.
Hahaha, thanks guys. I have a bad habit of pointing out the ridiculous. :)
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Just a guess, the bathroom is probably the size of an entire 1 bedroom apt maybe
Submitted by Nicole on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:20pm.
NOTE TO MK: The words "sexy" and "Kate Hudson" do not, I repeat, DO NOT belong in a sentence together. Not even the same fucking page.
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"Sexy" and "Kate Hudson" can appear together but only when separated by a plethora of "NOT"s.
Example: Kate Hudson is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT sexy.
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LOL @ "shit and slide"!
I call bullshit on this whole story. It sounds to me like someone's trying to seem "cool" by planting this false shit in the press. Kate, you're lame - deal with it.
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Honestly, I never really needed to picture what an 11 year old boy would look like pole dancing.
NOTE TO MK: The words "sexy" and "Kate Hudson" do not, I repeat, DO NOT belong in a sentence together. Not even the same fucking page.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
This post and the comments had me rolling!
I'm sure her son loves the new "Fireman's Pole." I'm sure that's what she tells him it is. Hopefully she has a handy stock of Terrance Howard Babywipes to sanitize it before her son decides it's his turn to play.
Furthermore, WTF would someone put it in their bathroom? I mean, there's nothing I like more than when my husband is taking a shit with the door slightly open, and knowing I can waltz in and get my skank on with the stripper pole in front of him. *shudder/gag*
It would surprise me. She comes off as desperate for attention.
I dont believe this at all, she has a little boy so it's highly doubtful. She just aint that crazy. Doesnt mean I dont feel bad for Owen Wilson, she dumped him when he had drug probs instead of helping him get rehabbed.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:13pm.
Hahaha, thanks guys. I have a bad habit of pointing out the ridiculous. :)
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“She’s so proud of it. She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”'
I'm sorry but who talks like this? And then having to actullay write it down? I don't understand how people read that shit and not instantly go into a god damn coma.
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You have smoked yourself retarded.
"shit and slide"?! MK that is beyond disgusting, even for Kate Hudson. I'm not sure she's green exactly...she's too much of a talentless hack for that.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
ENT lawyer had a funny commentary on this story:
Anyway, I am wondering if installing a metal pole in a bathroom is the best decision ever. Now, I understand that Kate's bathroom is probably more like the size of a bedroom to an everyday person, but it seems to me that it would still tend to get wet and slippery from steam or Vaseline or what have you and would inevitably lead to some spectacular accidents and injuries. All I'm saying is that most accidents happen in the home and this doesn't seem like a good way to prevent them. Do you really need a pole in your bedroom and bathroom? Are you sitting on the toilet and then suddenly you get a great idea for a move and you can walk the extra 15 feet into your bedroom? Is it for the other person to watch you while they are brushing their teeth or keeping them entertained while they are shaving? Tired of watching television while taking a bath and decided to hire some strippers to entertain you instead?
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:58pm.
Really? I would have had a counter-affair and made HIM take a class - IN HOW TO BE A PRoPER FUCKIN SPOUSE!
I've considered taking pole dancing as a way to tone up but then realize how truly sad a 43 yo flabby pre-menopausal woman is on a shiny brass pole. I did pilates instead.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Hahaha, thanks guys. I have a bad habit of pointing out the ridiculous. :)
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