Thursday, February 12th 2009

Dear Kate Hudson, This Is How It's Done


Earlier, I posted about how Kate Hudson loves the art of pole grinding so much that she had a stripper's pole installed in her poop room. Well, that saggy bitch doesn't have shit on Real World: Brooklyn's resident tranny girl Katelynn. Katelynn doesn't need to install shit, because she will use any kind of pole to get the job done.

Last night, the skanks went to some restaurant/bar/outhouse in Gettysburg and Katelynn spotted a pole and made it hers. The thing wasn't a stripper's pole, it was a fucking support pole! The dumb bitch! But Katelynn saw a pole and she had a dream to tantalize everybody in the room with her skills. That's until the bitch fell. Still, every whore on the Rock of Love Bus probably burst a twatty wart, because they were so proud of Katelynn. Every pole is meant to be grinded on. Every.

You weren't alone if you were secretly wishing the support pole broke causing the entire roof to come crashing down on her. No, you weren't.

After Katelynn's pole dancing FAIL, she started freaking on some pepaw midget man. At first, I thought it was Chuy from Chelsea Lately. I think Katelynn did too.

Posted by: Michael K


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Kate H.... Well, I can only imagine all of the really talented great unknown actors out there who must just go crazy reading about this chick, talk about having the inside track; if her Mom wasn't Goldie she'd be on the pole for real...

angel_i's picture

Actually, I'm the kinda girl who might get up on a pole in a backwoods bar, just to be shocking. It's fun to be shocking. But I would be sure to know how work that pole, fersure. That was just sad.

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Albatross's picture

Damn. She ugly. And she thinks she's all that.

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One-trick Pony's picture

This is so disappointing. I was in middle school when "Real World" debuted, with Julie and Eric and Heather, and it was a truly captivating, groundbreaking show. Young people, forging lives, shouldering hardship and learning tolerance. Now it's about throwing together a pack of spoiled whores who crave their 15 minutes. Producers have totally lost sight of the original intent, which was actually pretty honorable. Nothing honorable - or even watchable - about this crap.

madam s.'s picture

I can't fathom how someone could watch this show. The Rock of Skank Bus on the other hand... that show actually tempts me.

joe shmoe's picture

Do drunk men in a bar *really* care if the pole that some women is pleasuring is really a *support beam and not a pole*? I dun think so.

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Stock Broker's picture

Jiggywidit ~ was the shrimp in a shot glass?

grapedrinkbaby's picture

i once knew a midget on crack with a broken leg who had a stripper girlfriend that left him for a truckdriver...TRUE STORY...i was telling devilgirl about it the other day...he was a bitter little son of gun...he was from kentucky...i imagine the people in kentucky didn't have much tolerance for a midget with an attitude hooking up with a local stipper..and it wasn't no nice strip joint...it was like the "Boobie Barn"

grapedrinkbaby's picture

jiggy: sexually harrased by a dwarf...i do not know this story, but i need to

gia's picture

I dont watch this shit, is it really a tranny? It doesnt really look like a chick, but it could be an ugly one, I guess...Just wondering.

jiggywiddit's picture

I was sexually harassed by a dwarf when I was a teen. Some of you may recall my posting on that earlier.

This video made me stop short.

And eat shrimp.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

That tranny has no skill...epic fail!

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grapedrinkbaby's picture

lil' mickey's kickin' it with style

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Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:23pm.

LOL! Niiiiiice.

You must die. I alone am best.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:27pm.
is mickey rooney still alive?

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grapedrinkbaby's picture

is mickey rooney still alive?

stefystef's picture

That old man couldn't tell that he is a tranny?
Hell, I could see that and I didn't even have the sound on.

Chicks with dicks... in Brooklyn no less! What is the world coming to?

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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:12pm.
WTF were they doing in Gettysburg? This show was filmed in my area...it's awesome around here.

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I am ashamed I know this but...

Three of the cast members signed up for an LGBT alliance that was putting on a charity bike ride from Gettysburg to NY and also one of the castmates is from there.

Murphy's picture

I think that little old man is Mickey Rooney. Kinky fuck.

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Grandmidgetpepaw's eyes are about to pop out his head...little perv...nevermind, i guess he can't help but stare into the boobies due to his unfortunate circumstances

Tyroan's picture

Hey Katelynn why the long face?

Stock Broker's picture

Anybody got a can of Lysol?

Candy's picture

OT its 83 degees here and Im miserable. I miss the cool air
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jussayin's picture

Brooklyn...we go hard.

well, some of us do....

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Why is this show still on?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

What a stupid cunt.
I hope some battlefield ghost haunts her sorry ass.

paris herpes's picture

I totally want to see the massive FAIL. I so love it when people fall doing dumb shit like this!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

lizzieb's picture

I lasted 26 seconds and my eyes fell out.

Not on topic but it is fucking snowing here AGAIN.

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Pole dancing doesn't exist in Gettysburg? Huh?

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walker's picture

She should of fell harder. That's what you get for trying too hard to be sexy.

zomay's picture

That's like plumbing pipe! Haaahaaahaaaa

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madam ex's picture

WTF were they doing in Gettysburg? This show was filmed in my area...it's awesome around here.

Candy's picture

That tranny has to learn how to be a female before she starts humping the pole. Its called 'one step at a time bitch'
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Mrs. Gosling's picture

lol I wonder how good I would be on a pole???

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Chizzle Williams's picture

She needs to get into some crazy roles!!!

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TOPANGA's picture

FAIL!

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islandgirl's picture

Too bad that pole wasn't parallel to the ceiling. And somehow, I doubt that a real stripper pole would have made much of a difference.
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