What Have They Done?!
Kellogg's not only hates stoners, but it also hates my childhood. It hates it so much that it destroyed it with this shit. THIS SHIT! I knew I shouldn't of trusted their asses when I found out they bought the Circus Animal Cookies recipe from Mother's and planned to put them out under the Keebler name. Those cunty Keebler Elves and Tony the Tiger are in cahoots to destroy my precious frosted creature friends.
They should have let Mother's beautiful cookies die a graceful and respectful death. That way I could always remember them happily dancing around under their purple and white circus tent with mother grinning at them. They were so happy. Now look at them! They've been molested and butchered.
They are sad, scared and, alone because of that giant purple gorilla hanging over them! It's ugly and menacing! Thank the sparkly frosting gods that I have like 40 bags left of the original shit. That makes it easy for me to give this fuckery the evil side-eye when I walk by it in the cook aisle. This is truly dark-sided.
(Thanks to Mary for the picture)
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im thinkin of buying a bag and poison testing them on the guys i work with.
Submitted by korupsi on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:46pm.
I left her a message too, as did a lot of other people. It's bad economic times, people don't take kindly to uppity self inflicted welfare queens that are so fucking out of touch with reality that they don't even realize that they're getting welfare.
On topic: I loved these cookies and am a sad panda over this fuckery. And am also boycotting kelloggs because I'm fighting for my right to bong hit any damn time I want. This is America. That means I should be able to get faded of the sticky green anygoddamn time I feel like it, as should Mr. Michael Phelps.
USA! USA! USA!
You must die. I alone am best.
Stocky - what about the commercials with the dude for male enhancement with the big smile on his face?
*feels stabby*
Grapedrink Baby ~ ...and don't get me started on biting the heads off the gingerbread man. Who does this hag think she is?
And, while were at it...WTF is up with those commercials with the lady in some clear box with a can of furniture cleaner? And those damn Viva Viagra commercials?
You've opened a Pandora's box of bottled up rage.
These cookies have been around for a long time, I didn't think it was a regional item.
Jiggy- With bendy straws!
My cat scratched me on the wrist, and I uh, don't know if I should be concernd, but he scratched it the right way if I were trying to commit suicide!
Wonder if he is trying to tell me something? Or help me along.
Also I am home after a horrible day of watching my friends bastard child
(literally and figuratively bastard!). He is a little monster. I told him I hated him and he laughed and said "No you don't"!
off topic:
LOS ANGELES – Police said Thursday they will investigate death threats against octuplet mom Nadya Suleman and advise her publicist on how to handle a torrent of other nasty messages that have flooded his office.
Word that the 33-year-old single, unemployed mother is receiving public assistance to care for the 14 children she conceived through in vitro fertilization has stoked furor among many people.
Police Lt. John Romero said officers were meeting with Suleman's publicist Mike Furtney about the flood of angry phone calls and e-mail messages against Suleman, her children and Furtney.
"We are aware of the media accounts of the threats, and that they are being sent to the West Los Angeles detectives for appropriate action," Romero said.
Furtney said 500 new e-mails were received early Thursday.
"We're talking to the Los Angeles Police Department to get their best advice as to how to regard these messages," Furtney said as the phone in his office rang constantly.
He is also consulting with a security professional to get advice on any precautions that might need to be taken.
Suleman is living in an undisclosed location and spends time with all her kids every day, Furtney said. The octuplets are expected to remain in the hospital for several more weeks.
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this is getting ridiculous. California is on the brink of bankruptcy and they have the means to pursue this shit?
now, i don't know if there really is a death threat out there. i did leave her a comment berating her of wasting taxpayers' money for those pointless in-vitro and told her to get a job.
on topic: i have nothing against animal cookies. for me animal cookies are animal cookies, even if they don't taste the same. i do boycott Kellogs though, because of the bong-shit.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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THe fuck is this shit?
I knew those damned Keebler elves were on meth!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/12/2009 -
i agree the animals do look vicitimized by the purple gorilla watching their every move
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Note the peeping purple ape's RED EYES.
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Got something against watching someones every moves? And Red Eyes also?
Next thing you'll be saying is that trenchcoats are Creepy too!
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And they are! i have one and when i go to the store in it, i am always looking at the ground cuz i'm sure people think i'm a perv...
i also get nervous going through security gates of any kind, which always results in my getting searched...all the terrorists in the world can walk by with pipe bombs duct taped to their earlobes and i've got a guilty look on my face, for no reason
i am definitely not the one you want with you when u do something illegal...seems like i always get caught...my face gives me away
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/12/2009 -
My point is this: it should have been Phelps on that cookie bag and not some lame gorilla who never won one single medal at the Olympics!!
I am tired of Phelps being persecuted because he's a stoner. DEATH TO COOKIE APE!! He obviously just burned a big blunt.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by tharuffian on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:42pm.
i used to spray febreeze on my sons feet when he was sleeping. :)
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HAHAHAHA!!! *makes mental note to buy some for the hub*
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i used to spray febreeze on my sons feet when he was sleeping. :)
MK might throw stones at me but I gotta try it out, I haven't had Mother's animal cookies is YEARS, and Keebler's is fuckin temptin me with that shit.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by tharuffian on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:36pm.
I like juice boxes.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by tharuffian on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:36pm.
I like febreeze air effects, and believe it or not, they have some fairly nice smelling candle's too!
Jiggy! Hi! Unleash some of your beautiful wit!
anddd the glade stuff smells like crap too, ill stick with my overpriced yankee candles..sure i baked some serious evergreens.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:25pm.
I'm officially boycotting Kelloggs.
And, while at it the asshats that make those shitty Glade commercials with that annoying twit peddling that cheap crap.
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OMG, she is a lying ass whore...tryin' to be uppity...she sat there and lied to her friends that she was baking a spice pumpkin pie when she clearly was not
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/12/2009 -
i agree the animals do look vicitimized by the purple gorilla watching their every move
.........
Note the peeping purple ape's RED EYES.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Got something against watching someones every moves? And Red Eyes also?
Next thing you'll be saying is that trenchcoats are Creepy too!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/12/2009 -
i agree the animals do look vicitimized by the purple gorilla watching their every move
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Note the peeping purple ape's RED EYES.
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Definite...spotted 'em a mile away...i know a sex offender when i see one
and this is yet another reason i make my own damn cookies..which btw are pretty feckin fabulous!
@stock, have you noticed that bitch from glade lies to all her friends too?
What are they?
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/12/2009 -
i agree the animals do look vicitimized by the purple gorilla watching their every move
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Note the peeping purple ape's RED EYES.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Animals Cookies-Frosted?! The f**? This sh** looks like those off brand low budget snacks you see when you go to Wal-Mart. Like instead of Fruit Loops, they have Fruity O's or instead of Raisin Bran it's Raisins and Bran. Cheap ass mofos!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I've always liked the Stauffer's animal crackers--tasty and way more bang for your buck.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I'm officially boycotting Kelloggs.
And, while at it the asshats that make those shitty Glade commercials with that annoying twit peddling that cheap crap.
Never seen this before in my life. Ugly packaging though
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these have been out for years! relax!
Why are they called ANIMALS COOKIES? I like ANIMAL COOKIES.
i agree the animals do look vicitimized by the purple gorilla watching their every move
Keebler's actually had that shit around for awhile now. My friend's kids eat them and I've know her about 2 years.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Alright I don't get they're still being made right? Whats the problem?
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Is that Grape Ape in the corner? WTF?
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
i saw this the other day and it totally turned me off from getting them.
then i had no munchies!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Yeah that product design is shitty and confusing. They should have left it as is for the sake of label recognition. No one is gonna buy those and they're gonna get cancelled out by the end of the year. Are they even still frosted? They taste like hard candles to me but I know people who love them.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
LMAO darksided...what is that big green monster on top?, scary indeed.
You need to find a Dollar Tree store -- they still have them there. Every Dollar Tree I've visited lately has tons of them.
*wiping crumbs from cleavage*
What? I don't care if they smear human feces on the outside of the package. If it's the same sugary goodness on the inside, I'm still eating them.
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DARK SIDED!!!!!!!!!!