True Glamour: Phyllis J. McGuire
Please take a moment to be embraced by the elegant beauty of Phyllis J McGuire. Take it all in. Breathe in the scent of Jean Nate, Fanci-Full Rinse and Mary Kay lipstick.
If I was eve crazy enough (shutit) to take out a full page ad in The Hollywood Reporter wishing myself a happy birthday, I want it to look just like Phyllis'. From her flammable hair to her sweater made from the Easter Bunny's ass hair, it's perfection. And if only Vaseline could stick to my eyeballs, so everything in my world could look as frosty as this.
Seth at Defamer nailed it when he said she looks like "the human equivalent of an Easter Peep." I co-sign that and I pray to the giant pink Aquanet can in the sky that Phyllis is in my Easter basket this year.
It's no surprise that Phyllis, who is one of The McGuire Sisters and used to bang Sam Giancana back in the day, has made history as the recipent of the largest flower delivery. Bitch got like 12,000 roses.
And you also should really go to her website. Experience it......
P.S. - Do you think Phyllis has copyrighted "The Woman, The Myth, The Legend," because I really want that on my tombstone.
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Um I used to live down the street from Phyllis in Rancho Circle, Las Vegas NV. She use to let me hang out with her swans!! She had a hair salon in her basement...bullet proof windows...the works.
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You know, she's kind-of sweet.
OF COURSE I went to her web-site and watched about 5 mins of the video - it's really campy and makes me think about the fact that no matter how successful, young, rich or good-looking you are... time passes. She's just trying to continue being "somebody". I hope she has people around her who genuinely love her. Because otherwise, this is the loneliest thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by norma_desmond on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:23pm.
She probably lives in a darkened room like in "Sunset Boulevard"...!
Actually, Norma, she lives less than six blocks from me in a huge house that mob money built. She has her own Eiffel Tower in the living room and all the costumes she and her sisters wore on stage. She's actually quite nice and yes, she's had "work". This is Vegas, after all.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
MK, you can't copyright words, you can however, trademark them. :) *runs*
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Submitted by Bare Naked Lady on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:12am.
I thought it was Sally Jesse Raphael.
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Post-Lasik.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
I guess I will say something nice. Some 20 years ago Phylliss brought a show into Atlantic City, she was one of the first to do an AIDS benefit to raise money for the local AiDs Alliance..not only that but she got the whole cast of 20 to perform also..so Happy Birthday Phyllis..that night raised a lot of money..so you are legendary!
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You just took me right back to my childhood, MK. The shampoo sink area of my mother's beauty shop was completely saturated with the smell of Roux Fanci-Full.
Kiss,
Fifi
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I don't get her website. I see a Bob Hope video. She crazy.
"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
-Hyacinth
I thought it was Sally Jesse Raphael.
I thought maybe it was just an old picture of Ann Coulter or since I haven't really seen her for awhile, perhaps she had some work done.
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MK's "co-sign" is my "over the moon".
i couldve sworn that was melanie griffith!!
I wonder when that photo was taken...if it is recent ..strangely....I would be impressed --because this woman is two years short of EIGHTY.
That hair looks like two decades ago...so maybe it is an old photo? She probably lives in a darkened room like in "Sunset Boulevard"...!
she looks like a squirter
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angel_i im not meeting tigerlily! sorry hun im not interested!
♥I'm happy and always will be ♥
ok so this is tigerlilly i don't see the connection angel_i??
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Best. Post. Ever.
Phyllis, you crazy bitch! I wish I had the balls to take out a full-page ad about myself. Especially one with that tagline...
Not Melanie Griffith?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:23pm.
Mrs. K.!!!!! How the hell are you?????
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Did someone say man hands?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU
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What's wrong with man hands?
Bunny has man hands!
And she touches herself with them.
*giggling*
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:54pm.
Since they were already Photoshopping the picture, why didn't they Photoshop those man hands....
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I thought man hands were sexy in the 60s???
I dig the way her hair looks exactly the same but with something less toxic than AquaNet up in there.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:41pm.
Ahhaha Tigerlilly,
Let me know how the date with Provolone goes.
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Hope you have a Gouda time! :-)
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 02/12/2009 -
why didn't they Photoshop those man hands....dang, I want her to sit beside me the next time I eat lobster.
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If you're gonna hate on Phyllis, I don't want to hear a "peep" out of you!
Ha!
LOL at sit beside me eating lobster.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
that's one crazy, sad, rich woman. by the way, thank you Michael for not being like Celebitchy who bans people for simply not liking what they have to say, even if it's not offensive. it's a high school playground over there. Keep up the great work! You are hilarious!
Since they were already Photoshopping the picture, why didn't they Photoshop those man hands....dang, I want her to sit beside me the next time I eat lobster.
Um, Tigerlily...what about Charlie Manson? Are you two kaput?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:41pm.
Ahhaha Tigerlilly,
Let me know how the date with Provolone goes. Don't forget to bring mothballs.
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Will do! *adding mothballs to grocery list*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:39pm.
lol Tiger, I thought everything about that was hot except for the prehistoric plums. WTH are those? lol
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I'm guessing petrified turds? I dunno, you'll have to ask Provolone. He's the one that wrote that shit...hehehe...shit...If he really left that on her website, I'm gonna have to admit to beaming with pride for my fellow DListers, even though that makes me a little uncomfortable...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ahhaha Tigerlilly,
Let me know how the date with Provolone goes. Don't forget to bring mothballs.
like dingleberries but bigger?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
lol Tiger, I thought everything about that was hot except for the prehistoric plums. WTH are those? lol
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My understanding is that this dumb bitch is a "legendary" slut, having fucked over 500 guys. Congratulations, you're famous...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:37pm.
Ohhh you could leave her a message so i did.....
You're a CUNT. YOu old Bat, Id like to plow your moth balled filled pussy with my meat. MY MASSIVE VEINY MEAT. YOU LIKE OLD VEINY MEAT GRANDMA?? ID LIKE TO PULL SOME PREHISTORIC PLUMS FROM THAT ASS OF YOURS!!! OHHHHH YEA THAT FEELS GOOD DONT IT SLUT
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Wow Provolone, that was...well....*gulp*
Call me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 9:12pm.
Lastly, I always imagined our beloved MK to be more of a "Jovan Musk" or a "Charlie" perfume afficionado.
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I kinda think of MK as being a "Tabu" sort of guy.
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Myth, Legend? HA! She was nothing but a mob whore!
Must.Have.That.Hair!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Awww... they were cute! I couldn't sit through the whole presentation on her website though, too much of a commitment.
Chelsea Handler nailed it the other night: French tips went out 15 years ago, bitch.
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"Look outside your window. Do the clouds spell "Bitch, please"? I think that's a personal message from God to Nadya."
I like the teensy print in the bottom right corner: Paid for by the Friends of Phyllis J. McGuire.
Is she running for office and this is her campaign poster?
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She was the "Lindsay Lohan" of my mother's generation.
Phyllis McGuire was quite the party girl back in the days of old Hollywood glamour.
By the looks of it, I don't think she's changed. It appears that by taking out that ridiculous ad, she is trolling for a new hapless sugar daddy.
Some people never change.
I'm sure this how many of today's so-called "celebrities" will end up.
Lastly, I always imagined our beloved MK to be more of a "Jovan Musk" or a "Charlie" perfume afficionado.
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I LOVED those clips on her site. They totally hogged up the Ed Sullivan Show, those sisters.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I thought that was a picture of Melanie Griffith.
she looks like Angie Dickinson
i love the movie Sugartime.
she also was bangin JFK, and possibly Frank Sinatra...ohh those irish catholic girls!