Sunday, February 15th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Matt Groening (55)
Jenna Morasca (28)
Conor Oberst (29)
Brandon Boyd (33)
Omarosa (35)
Miranda July (35)
Sarah Wynter (36)
Alex Borstein (38)
Jane Child (42)
Christopher McDonald (54)
Jane Seymour (58)
Melissa Manchester (58)
Marisa Bersenson (62)

Posted by: Michael K


kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Lipstick - don't forget the legendary Elsa Schiaparelli was her gram.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsa_Schiaparelli#Family
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nclgemini's picture

I love Marge's Exquisite Lucite Heels. She looks so stunning!

Estrogen a-poppin!

joanne's picture

HB Matt Groening.

johnnysgirl's picture

Happy Birthday Matt Groening!

Life Is Hell!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:01pm.

I think we all need a nannerpus in our lives!
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You're absolutely correct. Wonder where we can get one?

*hides homemade nannerpuss behind back*

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Exhaustion is the new black.

barelybeagle's picture

I can't believe Brandon Boyd is 33. My best friend and I were madly in love with him years ago.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy birthdaty sluts!

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:01pm.

I think we all need a nannerpus in our lives! I can't get the song outta my head!

jiggywiddit's picture

Omarosa would be much sweeter person with a nannerpuss in her life.

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Exhaustion is the new black.

patty cake's picture

who the fuck is Miranda July?
an amazing talent...performance artist, filmmaker, writer..et al
http://mirandajuly.com/movies

xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

Happy Birthday Miranda July.
You have a beautiful mind.
xox patty cake

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Selma and Patti are hotter than Marge in that picture.

impacted waste's picture

There are Simpson's comics , in fact I appreciate the actual show more after reading them and hearing the actor's interpretation and spin .

Lipstick's picture

Happy Birthday, Marisa Berenson! She was in Kubrick's Barry Lyndon, such a beauty. And her sister was married to the guy who played the psycho in Psycho, and yes, she died on 9/11. Cool family.

xerquina's picture

Happy Birthday Brandon Boyd!
you are hot and talented...rare combination for a rockstar.

Richiegay's picture

'Rebel Rebel', Hot tramp, I love you so. Matt, Conor, Marisa, Alex B much love and happy B day.

'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'

Jaded - the original's picture

Happy BDay Melissa Manchester!!

Love her music.

Hysteria's picture

Yes, and happy birthday Melissa Manchester!

I saw that hot slut in concert when a new comedian named Billy Crystal was her opening act. yikes! i am older than dirt and the sun!

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Hysteria's picture

@Mike -

You were in highschool in 1989?! You young thing! (yes, i'm older than dirt)

now i'm motivated to look up the old Life in Hell 'toons for some laughs

;D

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Pookie's picture

Happy B-day, sluts!

Let's assist the youngsters who don't remember, let's wish a happy b-day to:

Jane Child, the baddest mamma-jamma to ever sport a chain across her face, in her video "Don't Wanna Fall in Love"...

Jane Seymour, one of my fave Bond girls (in Live & Let Die) who turned into a cool Dr. Quinn...

Marissa Berenson, a beautiful woman who acted like a stick in Barry Lyndon with Ryan O'Neill...

Melissa Manchester, who sang some great ballads in the 70's, like "Looking Through the Eyes of Love", the theme from Ice Castles. You know, the movie with the blind figure skater who still knew Robby Benson was hot??

Yeah, I'm old, too - lol.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:46am.
devilgirl - i LOVED the life in hell cartoons! i totally forgot he did those.

so funny! had them taped all over my frig and cube walls

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Me too! They still run ,on occassion, The Life in Hell cartoon in the STL Riverfront Times, a local entertainment rag in St.Louis. I will pick one up evey now and again to see if it's in there. Loved that cartoon!
Glad someone else is familiar with it!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:46am.

devilgirl - i LOVED the life in hell cartoons! i totally forgot he did those.

so funny! had them taped all over my frig and cube walls

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Believe it or not, I still have one I'd clipped out when i was in high school, from '89 or so.

Yes, as I've admitted many times, I'm old.

Hysteria's picture

devilgirl - i LOVED the life in hell cartoons! i totally forgot he did those.

so funny! had them taped all over my frig and cube walls

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Hysteria's picture

whenever i hear of actress/model Marisa Berenson, i think of andy warohol's diaries. forever a character on NYC social scene.

Also, notably she is a great-grand-niece of Giovanni Schiaparelli, an Italian astronomer who discovered the canals of Mars. And sadly her sister Berry was killed in the first flight to hit the World Trade Center.

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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:34am.

Yeah, I actually own the seasons up to season seven.

Now it's like an amalgamation of (the old) Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park, and it doesn't work.

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mike,

I would venture to say even up to season seven The Simpsons were pretty great... it was downhill fast after that. I saw a recent episode not very long ago and I was literally shocked at how bad it was, it doesn't even resemble the old show! Oh well, I'll always have Futurama.

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ooooh, Omorosa and jenna Morasca. Thanks for letting me know. I would have been really uspet if I missed their b-days. *rolls eyes*

Matt Groening has a beautiful house on a double lot in the Venice Canals. I used to see him outside playing basketball with his kids 10 years ago.....

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Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day
Did you stand by me? No, not at all
Did you stand by me? No way
-The Clash "Train In Vain"

I must be full of shit--again. I swear I used to read The Simpsons in panel form, but maybe I was remembering Life in Hell and his name. *back to black coffee*

You betcha, girlie girl!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

blueberry's picture

Happy B-day Conor!!!
I love that kid.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:08am.

Haha! Thanks Drama.

DG: You speak the truth. You can be my ray of sunshine any time!

Happy Birthday, Christopher McDonald! Loved you in "Grease 2," "Where the Boys Are '84," (Yes, I'm a huge nerd!) & "Happy Gilmore"!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Has anyone ever read his other cartoon, Life in Hell? It was around even before Bart. Funny stuff.

Green Is Good's picture

I love that cartoon of Matt Groening with his stable of cartoon bitches!

Omarosa is 35? Yeah right, and I'm 25! Lying bitch! Aren't I a bright ray of sunshine this morning!

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Submitted by The New Improve... on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 10:45am.
Omorosa... wasn't she the most toxic bitch that ever lived?
How the fuck do people even end up like her?
Ugh!
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After literally eviscerating people, I was waiting for her look at the camera, open that fucking mouth and flash that forked tongue!! Me no like her.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 10:41am.

Omorosa... wasn't she the most toxic bitch that ever lived?

How the fuck do people even end up like her?

Ugh!

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The New Improved Wyle E

Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.

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Omarosa?!? *hiissssssssssssss* *flashing little sock monkey middle finger* I hate her...slithering snake.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Hekki's picture

Dude, who ARE half these sluts? I only know the over 50 ones, and about half of the rest. Who the fuck is Miranda July?

Happy birthday to everyone, though...

NitWitty's picture

Matt Groening and Alex Borstein... Cartoon birthday wishes to all the sluts!
Good Morning MK and Company!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.

mike's picture

Happy B-day Matt Groening! The Simpsons were the bomb for the first five or six seasons.

shut the smurf up's picture

Happy B-day to all the sluts.
Good morning everybody

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!