Don't Drag The Pooch Into This
Ginger O'Day has been hiding out in Mexico, but it looks like Aubrey found her while buying the morning after pill in bulk down there. Ginger is now back on suicide watch. Keep the lines open. Aubrey dragged poor Ginger to the party to celebrate her doing ho shit in Playboy Magazine.
My no-no lips clap for Aubrey selling out her snatch, but don't bring your dog to the ho stroll! Keep the pooch and the cooch shit separate! Look at this shit in the first thumbnail below. Aubrey wants her dog to be just like her, but Ginger isn't having it. She is fine laaaadeeeee who keeps her legs shut!
Here's more pictures from last night's skank soiree. Hef looks like he's having a minor heart attack while filling up his Depends. Pepaw should not attempt to grind on the skanks. That is a dangerous game.
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Hefner! That stupid old fuck thinks he is still just the epitome of cool like it was 1961! ring-a-ding-ding! Frank and Dean and all the rest of the boys will be over to party soon. Where's my pipe and smoking jacket? Put some cool jazz on the hi-fi!
It's the orange double chin twins!!
They shouldn't have made him dance so much. It's much easier these days for Papa to sit and smile sweetly, and keep a sure and steady hand on the checkbook. He's no fool, and the girls are no fools. They know he'll be generous because he always is, and they happily supply him with eye-candy and entertainment. Hef doesn't mind giving the paparazzi a few snaps so they can earn a few dollars. Wonder if he was wearing a nitroglycerin patch.
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no wonder dogs bite people
"Dang, she used to be such a pretty girl when she was trying out the the "making the band". Shows what a couple of yrs of hard partying can do to your looks."
That's nothing, I have some friends guys/girls that are so bloated from partying all of the time. Alcohol is a helluva look killer. That shit will make you look like you decided to become a human version of a balloon. And the beer gut isn't sexy.
Khensu: Hugh Hefner will never grow up. he has been behaving like a retard since birth and yet all those women keep sucking his cock any time of the day.
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She's slowly climbing to the top of that list titled "People Khensu Hetep can't even stand to look at".
Just so this greasy annoying twit knows, being asked to pose for Playboy doesn't prove *anything*. Being offered to pose nude for Playboy is the equivalent of being offered to sleep with the biggest manwhore you know who'd fuck anything: it's not because you're pretty, it's because you're daft and easy.
And as for Hugh Hefner, grow up. You don't appreciate women's beauty, and you're far from a kind soul.
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
When is this charade of Hef "dating" 18 year old girls going to end?
....like he's really getting it on with those 2 bleach blond bimbos (that look exactly like every other bleach blond clone: dark brown eyebrows-check, fake barbie blond shade-check, fake Size Tripe D boobs-check, fake acrylic nails ("K"lassy french manicures)-check, tight top-check)
No one must believe he's getting it on with those money grubbing twins because if he is:
a. gross because of their age (18)
b. gross because they're both sisters (ewwww)
c. What the hell would they possibly have to talk about?
(he looks bored as hell talking....errrr... listening to those two twits yammer on)
If Methuselah thinks that this ho will make his mag more "hip" for the young folk, he needs to up his meds. Most guys don't know who she is and the few who do think she is ladder climbing trash.
Never thought I'd say this but she is making Wonky look downright virginal...and that ain't easy.
Oh dear...I am I the only one who thinks Grandpa Pepaw looks MORE than a little addled here? Talk about hot dogs slllloooowwwwllllyyyy exploding in the microwave....
Please Hef. Move to Costa Rica, and retire with a tiny shred of dignity. We are all begging you.
My eyes need a VD vaccination from all the skank going on there. EW.
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Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 4:20pm.
Lord A Mercy! Why does that brawd have stretch marks
Brutal.
---Don't you mean Broodle? I wondered the same thing! Maybe it's fake tan that has been scratched off by Hef's gnarly old fingernails
LMAO @ letinstar...how many tanks of oxygen did hef have to go through after hanging out with these tricks on the dance floor?
I'm not wishing def on the Hef....but its gonna be funny as all hell if the old fart dies on a dance floor surrounded by squealing blondes (there goes my $1,000 pw allowance)
hef's personal bitches would fit right in with the skanky bunch on bret bang bus...how many tanks of oxygen did hef have to go through after hanging out with these tricks on the dance floor?
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Lord A Mercy! Why does that brawd have stretch marks, and better yet, why wear a belly shirt when you have to Know you have them all over your gut!? Has she had a baby? There is no excuse for having those at her age unless she used to be a hefty girl. My friend is a photographer at Playboy in Chicago and the majority of his job is photo editing. He has told me he spends DAYS fixing up just one girl's photos. It runs the gamut from botched boob jobs, stretch marks, slimming down big girls to cellulite. He sees women come in who are beautiful but don't get chosen to be in the mag and then they choose some bleach blonde ho and he has to spend hours just fixing her Tara Reid boob job. Brutal.
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The irony about Hef is he supposedly revolutionized men's entertainment in the 60s with cultural and intellectual information about jazz, politics, Norman Mailer, wine, etc. Yet, with one or two exceptions, he has always surrounded himself with blonde bimbos who know nothing about those subjects. So I guess men are supposed to discuss them among themselves?
watchin fuckin old saggy ass Hef dance is a fucked up fucking thing to fucking see!! just nasty, dude!! i'll bet he shoots viagra blue cottage cheese sperm all over the walls at the end of their 4somes, yeeeshhh!
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Dang, she used to be such a pretty girl when she was trying out the the "making the band". Shows what a couple of yrs of hard partying can do to your looks.
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Her eyelashes probably make the velcro-rip sound every time she blinks.
And why would you wear an up-do if it shows where your extensions are attached? Grodytown.
$10 say those dumb hoes don't even know who the man pictured on their t-shirts is and what he is the 44th President of.
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They're going to kill this old man.
What the holy hell does Obama have to do with these skanks? It's a conspiracy to bring down the Prez! The religious fanatics are going to have a ball with this one.
Way too tan
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The next to last thumbnail just proves that Mystic Tan doesn't cover stretch marks. How can someone almost half my age look twice as old as me? Gross.
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Still keeping my eyes peeled for big black dogs. :D
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Red Bull and a conga line: sounds like a recipe for Hef to stroke out.
I makes me miss the old girls next door. Holly and Bridget, at least. bring them back, minus kendra. kendra can be replaced by bridget's cute little dog - the one that would slip into a coma every time Bridget dressed her in some doggie ho getup.
oh yeah, sydney bitch here for y.i.
WHERE THE FUCK IS PETA, UNLESS PAINTING YOUR FUCKING DOG IS NOT ANIMAL CRUELTY?????????
see; katy perry
that ambiquutous bitch is where it's at
GlitterSha, yeah i bet that they're gettting AT LEAST $10,000 from Mr O'Reilly Himself for just agreeing to let him air these pictures do 'democratic' rule.
Miffed- I plan to get at least 5 more earring holes in each ear, just cos I am so vain and like to wear all my lucky charms at once. Loooking likr a leso makes guys even want you more anyway.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:37pm.
I'm an expat Aussie (Brissy girl who now lives in Victoria BC.
Tits lives in Vic also.
You?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
OMG ENOUGH WITH THE CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC ADS ALREADY!!
Do I have to go all KANYE on you to stop this red from hurting my eyes already? I know times are rough and shit, I'd prob. do the same, shoo...
Ok, this entire photo op is a hott mess. WHY are these skanklets wearing Obama shirts! You know some damn Republicans planted that shit as "the perfect twinset" to these ho's to make America look even worse. And is it just me or does Aubrey look like a messy Mooriah? Bad Plastic, Photoshopaholic and her orange is even leaking like Moo's too! And they both use helpless animals as sex toys.
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Gross- look at thumbnail 12, get that Flordia trash some coco-butter or some type of skin firming agent.
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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:36pm.
miffed- i just have learned to call it that since my year 7/8/9 maths teacher had earrings all the way up both her ears. At the time she was just so RIDICULOUSLY lesbian than anyone in my school had ever known before. I went to an all-girls private school and I guess we were quite sheltered until our first lesbo teacher came. We could spot a Homo from a mile away but as for lesbians, she was the queen.
Oh no I just learned I am a lesbian AND a tramp, fuck what am I gonna do????????? lol just kidding, but I do have a tatt and 4 piercings in one ear and 2 in the other, oh yeah and one in ma nose - fuck maybe that's why I don't have a man , I really am a lesbo hehe. Any takers out there????
Well hellow there, Ms. Cunty Hooker Whoremoson!
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i'm surprised cut-off shirt girl is showing off her stretch marks like that...or she even has them. makes me feel slighly better in a way...
doggies so cuuute.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:21pm.
Great minds, Tits.
Finally getting some sunny weather today, eh?
HEY Suze, aren't u an Aussie too? Are you a night owl also or do you live elsewhere now????
On top, dogs, dogs, dogs - can't tell the difference
miffed- i just have learned to call it that since my year 7/8/9 maths teacher had earrings all the way up both her ears. At the time she was just so RIDICULOUSLY lesbian than anyone in my school had ever known before. I went to an all-girls private school and I guess we were quite sheltered until our first lesbo teacher came. We could spot a Homo from a mile away but as for lesbians, she was the queen.
In the last thumbprint he looks like he's trying to work up a doody.
He just took Viagra and he can't tell if he has to do doody or get booty.
Is chubby the new black?
These chicks not more than average looking.
In the 2nd to last thumbnail the chick in front of Hef has some serious stretch marks...yo, represent.
These pictures are grossing me out. These girls are just so trashy. Holly, Bridget and Kendra, well Holly and Bridget somehow looked classy compared to these sluts. They did! I just don't see him whisking these chicks off to Paris or Rome. A convienence store or a pharmacy? Yes, but not anywhere else.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:21pm.
Bitch needs to either learn how to sit without showing the thigh cellulite or wear longer fuckin skirts.
The flowers from 7/11 are a classy touch.
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I know right!? Couldn't the Playboy organization have sprung for a little better bouquet than that? Well, it's good enough for her.
lol @ la cucuracha
yeah the infamous tramp stamp.
my dumbass little sister got one of them.
And about a year ago I was about to sleep with a guy when i saw his LAME ARSE tattoos. a japanese characature on his arm and some hippy islander sign for water on his shoulderblade. I was suddenly 'so drunk i had to puke'.
Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:08pm.
sugaroo, onya.
i once considered the tongue, but instead i decided to decorate both ears with multiple lesbos piercings instead.
what are lesbo piercings? i just wanna know if I'm a closet lesbo?????
walker, too right, with the big exception of dasha. But then i suppose it was holly who picked her out and not hef. dude needs glasses.