Friday, February 13th 2009
Mickey Rourke Would Rather Hit This Than Courtney Love's Ass
Mickey Rourke laid down his response to those rumors that he's rubbing surgery scars with Courtney Love. While leaving some joint in NYC last night, Mickey said, “I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla.”
This prompted every gorilla in the world to hit up their local wig shop, buy the rattiest blonde mop in the store, learn how to slur through every Hole song, develop an addiction to OxyContin and start a MySpace page where they will randomly rant about how everyone is stealing money from their asses. They need to do this shit in order to throw Mickey off their trail.
Here's the gorilla fucker in the most precious velvet slippers ever with his forever bff Loki in NYC yesterday afternoon.
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don't give a fuck about mickey rourke, but the fat boy with the straining button, matching belt and cowboy belts in the background...he's fun to look at.
mickey roarke is hideous....proof that male dominated hollywood will always hire any hasbeen, butt ugly, male actor, even with one foot in the grave or old folks home....while at same time telling lots of good looking women in their 30s that their careers are over.
Like he's one to talk!!!! I pray to the Crack lord that she blogs about this!!!
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Mickey would rather do KANYE? I GUESS KANYE DOES NOT FEEL THE SAME, SINCE HE IS SHOOTING A BIRD IN THIS PHOTO..
At least Mickey fucked his face up from boxing and shit. All the other hollywood assholes are just vein and retarded. Mickey had his whole face busted up in the 90s and had to get his shit put back together. What a shame cuz I just saw 91/2 weeks and he was FUCKIN HOT. Damn. I woulda never known it was the same person. What a shame. At least he is a good actor, since that seems to be a dying breed these days.
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haha...so funny, I like this movie“kinkon"
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Ok. Who didn't think of the old school animatronic Chuck E. Cheese drummer immediately after seeing this? This is what nightmares are made from. Well, that and Metallica's "Enter Sandman" video. Trucks and gorillas will never look the same.
Actually, Rourke and Courtney would make a great couple.
They both dress like clowns and are party animals...they can put a bag over each others head.
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im strangely disappointed. they would have been a glorious mess together.
I'd laugh but he's no better than Courtney Love.
I didn't know that he had such good taste. Gorillas are amazing.
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please no one wants his wifebeating ass.
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
His outfit is way over the top but I like it. Mickey looks good too; I esp. like his blue slippers, blue jacket and scarf.
I'd hate to say this but because Mickey Roark allegedly bumped uglies with that circus attraction known as Bai Ling for about a week and left her for some 21 year old social-climbing attention whore, Mickey Roark might as well hook up with Courtney Love.
Courtney Love IS a social climbing circus attraction, but at least she's into him!
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
I'll bet courtney ditn't like that one bit...
a friend tells me they brought courtney over
to my house once in the pre cobain days...
but I don't remember...hey I just realized
cobain sounds like cocaine mixed with thebaine
an opiate molecule...no wonder they were so
intoxicated with each other ;p
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He looks pimp in those slippers. I love Mickey! I'm glad he has more taste than Ed Norton on that front.
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Mickey isnt going to bang Courtney, cuz HE GAY! seriously, straight guys dont walk around in baby blue blazers, with paisley scarves, a dressed up toy doggie, in velour slippers. HE GAY. own it sister.
how right is it that mickey is walking through bags of trash...one thing i will say is mickey sure does make sure loki is appropriately dressed for february in nyc...had this been katiebot, suri would be in a light sweater... _____________________________________________
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This sounds suspiciously like what Evan Rachel Wood said about him.
Mickey Rourke and Loki look so much alike in the face. Sometimes pet owners look like their dogs and viceversa!
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gyeah on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:46pm
I agree with your earlier post by the way...The universe does have a way about it...
Sorry, on topic...
He intrigues me, and in a weird sort of pantyless way....
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Mickey needs a handler, a stylist, and to get rid of those godawful slippers!! I wonder what NY hotel that is, maybe I'll go stake it out LOL , see if I can't say hi.
AH poor Mickey, now his face looks like some used plastic fuck doll that's been sitting out in the sun, along the side of the highway....I love him, but what a train wreck.
The road to hell is paved with shitty colloquialisms.
That Silverback is absolutely handsome, I'd sooo hit it, doggie style.
:) :) :p
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 3:34pm.
feast your eyes on this beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQ-8HtyVaw
@UKER, his speech was fantastic at the BAFTAS, he's totally gained my respect once again. I used to love MR, but he got wierd and kinda disappeared. Im delighted to see he's back in the limelight. The Wrestler deserves all the kudos and awards its been receiving. An excellent movie, if you haven't seen it, dont walk, run to see this fanfuckingtastic movie. You will enjoy it, I promise you this.
Now THIS should be the face of Keebler's Animals Circus Cookies.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
So we're in agreement now that Mickey's a fanny ferret? It's no longer my own wishful thinking?
Just lookit those clothes.
And I actually kinda like Courtney Love. She's crazy, but Celebrity Skin is a good song.
feast your eyes on this beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQ-8HtyVaw
Kurt Cobain didn't die, he escaped from Courtney.
UKer,
Were I within eyesight of Steve Jones, I'd be buggered too!
Hommmmmmina!
BobsBB,
Couldn't even finish "The Wrestler". Couldn't hold my interest.
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So self-aware, so full of shit.
I think a gorilla would rather Courtney Love on the island. So there's your bizarre love triangle right there.
Mickey looked more normal as Marv in Sin City than he has in the last decade or so. Marv's also his best performance to date IMHO - and the only watchable sequence in that shit movie.
Before you ask - yes, I did see "The Wrestler." He was pretty good, but overall it was crap. Just my two cents.
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Good for Mickey, he may be a major hachet face, but at least he has standards.
Submitted by bleu on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 3:06pm.
I'm starting to think Mickey might be gay.
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after hearing him call steve jones handsome on the bafta red carpet i'm convinced he is too. he couldn't take his eyes of him.
Hmm…I still think Mick is a slime ball. He JUST groped Thandie Newton at an awards ceremony (he went on to say that he "wouldn't kick her out of bed if she had gas."
IMO....still a drunk and a woman beater. P'ew!
...aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I could NOT sit through "The Wrestler".
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So self-aware, so full of shit.
I'm starting to think Mickey might be gay.
just got back from watching and reading about that child-father and it makes me sick. his voice hasn't even broken yet!
UKer: 9 1/2 IS cringe worthy, but i always have a fondness for that sex scenes.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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Mickey Rourke = Redeemed. I'd never trust a man that would willingly stick his penis into a garbage disposal and flip the switch.
wait wait wait...
9 1/2 weeks ...got 1 1/2 stars...
9 1/2
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::counting with fingers:: one plus one ...carry the zero, :::thinking::: two halfs make one, 9+1 ... ::wiggling pinky::: :scratching nose::
ok so he turned it up to 11 for another 9 1/2 weeks, a winner in my book.
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Mickey wearing a white long scarf and carrying around a dog???
Yo, what the hell??? Please tell me he's trying to sport some deranged metro-sexual persona and not finally expressing his inner twinkie.
Good Lord, what a glorious mess... but he still has standards. He'd rather fuck the young actress who plays his daughter in a movie than Courtney. Now THAT's integrity.
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Submitted by angry_secretary on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:46pm.
"another 9 1/2 weeks". it got 1 1/2 stars.
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ooooooooh he caught the vapors!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Nobody ever said Mickey wasn't an arrogant prick.
There is *something* sexy/ugly about him though .. maybe just what he once was overlapping with today's fug. I can't help still liking him just a little bit.
I was just checking out this 9 1/2 weeks shit on netflicks since it seems to be giving everybody here the vapors, and did you guys know that rourke made a follow-up called "another 9 1/2 weeks". it got 1 1/2 stars. I need to watch this mess this weekend.
That would be a slam on Courtney Love if anybody else on the planet said it. Absolutely anyone; except Rourke...
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:42pm.
So Loki is the dog's name?
I thought it was a joke ya know calling Rourke the Norse god of trickery because of his face
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Most people don't realize that the Universe got jokes. Everything is strangely as it should be. Or maybe Loki is short for LOQUITA! crazy lil puppy! nomnomnom :kisses:
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Submitted by korupsi on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 2:39pm.
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Because I try to pretend that he didn't make that movie. sorry but it was cringe worthy, but I do love him.
Weren't they supposed to have known each other for years and been friends? Nice talk about a "friend."
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Dang, Mikey don't play with those kinda rumors, AS IF!
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