Friday, February 13th 2009

Some Bitch Actually Bought This Mess

Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks. Well, you know what the say, the best way to conquer your fear is to face it again! That's why you have to (NSFL) click here to relieve the hairy fuggery all over again. Make you sure you zoom in and get a little closer. After your stomach has emptied itself all over your keyboard, it won't seem so bad. It's a shame she didn't enter it in Westminster. That cunt would've won Best in Show.

Anysugarpielivesonmadonnascooch, some bitch named Fabrizio Masoni bought that shit at auction for $37,500 yesterday.

Where the hell is he going to hang that mess? In his bathroom to remind him to shave every day? I could never have that thing it my house. My dog would annoy me by always wanting to cuddle next to it thinking it's his long-lost mommy.

Posted by: Michael K


James Haven's picture

Nasty!

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why is that shit so fucking hairy??

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z-listed's picture

Ugly, ugly, ugly. Ugly then, ugly now. What would possess anyone to spend $37.000 on this mess?

stefystef's picture

Damn, Michael K! You made me look at that picture, against my will.
I looked and I had to turn away in horror. I guess they invented the razor in the early 90s *LOL*

My boyfriend want me to zoom up thisclose to the cooch. I didn't want to do it, but you men make us females do bad things. My boyfriend said, "A Cooch is a Cooch".

Mine eyes have seen the coming of the end of time... and the message is in Madonnas twat. Madonna has Nostradamus-twat.

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Manbearpig's picture

Gee, how can this be the same prestine British lady who writes children's books about drinking tea?

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Zappy's picture

I'm from the East Coast and this shit gets waxed and has been for years, like most women around here.

Seen that pic of Madonna long time ago. It leaves a pube stench in my nostrils and it's pretty gross. Art fart. That's a tangled mess of pubenasty.

CORNDOG's picture

Yikes thanks to TITS all I can think of is little clinkers stuck to her puckered butt hairs.

I don't know where you all were in the 70's but most women shaved their pits and at the least gave their bush a trim.

You all must be in the south or the East Coast.

She couldn't shove that in a swim suit. No way.

Where did all the Oly go?

CORNDOG's picture

she should be in the Guinness world records. She not only grew her own underpants. She was able to knit them on her body.

Where did all the Oly go?

moonmaid's picture

ok, no one waxed in 1979, but we did shave our pits back then!

Fred Flintstone's picture

Gawd dam girl friend can't you do something with that gash? Looks like a chinchilla blew up after taking a nose hit off of that nasty thang!

MK, your priorities are all wrong on this. You should have covered the offensive bits of hte picture with black bars. Why were they just over her tits, when clearly her pit hair is much more offensive.

racketeer's picture

Now I know that when MK says something is NSFL, he really, really means it. That's a whole lot of Vadge right there.

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jiggywiddit's picture

What offends are the mustache on her face and the spattering of acne in the mouth area.

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juni's picture

I can't see the trees for the forest.

diz's picture

i like the photo. I like that it that it makes people feel like they don't want to see it. I wouldn't pay good money for it though.

LASux's picture

NOBODY lansacped in the late 70's. But she looks like she needs a flea dip.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 10:50pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 10:45pm.

But I can't convince myself that there aren't Japanese soldiers hiding in that jungle that don't realize that WWII is over.

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girl_cheese's picture

Holy god that's a hairy, nasty snatch. Looks like it'd make a warm coat for a chihuahua, however. Think of the shelter animals, vadge! Her armpit's gonna give me nightmares.

Creepella's picture

Her bush looks just like Lourdes' eyebrows.

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Manimal5's picture

Fabrizio Masoni must really love the vadginator.
Hairy times.

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It's one thing to prefer the natural look, but that much hair coming from your ass and crotch is highly unsanitary. I can only imagine the terrible smell coming from that jungle!

TITS's picture

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:44pm.

Good Lord, where does it start? and where does it end?
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ignorance is bliss on the 'where it ends' question.

just try not to think of her butt crack or little balls of caught toilet paper.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Good Lord, where does it start? and where does it end?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

TITS's picture

I'm loving that mustache. It's as though the caterpillar from her lip crawls down to nest in her unmentionables.

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Creepella's picture

She was a disgusting hag then and she's a disgusting hag now.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 10:50pm.

But I can't convince myself that there aren't Japanese soldiers hiding in that jungle that don't realize that WWII is over.
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True, the Japanese are a small folk. And that's quite a jungular bush.

Permission to engage fire.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 10:45pm.

But I can't convince myself that there aren't Japanese soldiers hiding in that jungle that don't realize that WWII is over.

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sparkys nemesis's picture

These posts, including the original by Michael K, are some of the most hysterically funny I've ever read. Guys, you rock!!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Whooooooooa.

Well, I will say that I'm thankful she's so hairy so I can peacefully convince myself she has no lady parts.

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Tubereuse's picture

In the area where it's less thick, is that a giant clit?
It also looks like she's got hair coming out of her butt.

I can deal with the hairy snatch. But the hairy pits??? The pits make me want to barf 100 times in the row. MJ why did you have to post the pic?

tojo's picture

I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.

MK you are pure gold and you deserve every penny you make! I love you...

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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:11pm.
I agree that Vadge is gross. But this picture is from nearly 30 years ago. Most chicks HAD bushes like this back then.
We also talked on rotary phones, had no internet, and only a handfull of channels on TV.
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annie ominous's picture

It's hair. Big fucking deal. Why does everyone care so much? I personally like my naughty bits bald, but I don't really care if other folks want to grow wild. Whatever.

Nova's picture

Nasty. Nobody in their right mind will do this. This is not an art at all. This is deviant and perverse. Only someone with sick mind can do it. And now these sick people of Hollywood try to tell us how to live our lives. Hollywood is just a bunch of human refuse.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Miss Thang: True.

The "natural" look doesn't do much for her at all. Now that you mention it, you can kind of tell she's always needed lots of maintenance to look good. She just has one of those faces.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 6:30pm.
I would have bought it...

and then I would invite all Dlisters & the media for a GIGANTIC bonfire to burn the damn thing.

I would send the ashes to SheHulk.

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Miss Thang's picture

Khensu: Vadge has definitely benefitted from make up and hair bleach. Makes a HUGE difference.

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babybunny's picture

that was disgusting...i cannot stand Vadge...but geez who in their right mind would agree to pose for something like that with a nasty bush like that..some waxing salon needs to have that in their window to make people get their wax on stat!! I dislike that byatch more and more but this is too repulsive!!

Khensu Hetep's picture

Her face looks very unattractive in this picture. I thought she looked really good in the 80s and during the "Justify my Love" days in the early 90s.

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Provolone's picture

She must have a blast strapping one on and fucking the holes in his hands

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She' got such a stupid look on her ugly face too.

Vanity is the bomb's picture

Madonna,Madonna,Madonna for the life of me i always wonder what was so appealing about her! Just Ugh