Jesus Is A Kabbalahist Now
Is it Kabbalahist? I didn't know what to call a ho who studies that stuff. Kabbalahead? I almost wrote red stringer, but that sounds like it involves a dirty tampon. Which would kind of be fitting since this post is about Vadge. Kabbahlist it is, for now.
Reportedly, Vadge's personal Jesus has switched over to Kabbalah. There's one million and one religious jokes in there, but I don't know dick about religion. Probably because I was too busy sucking it in the church parking lot when I should've been at confirmation classes. Ungodly, I know. I'll get mine.
A source told The Daily Mirror (via SP) that Jesus has been telling friends he has converted and has even researched Kabbalah on the internet. The source went on to say, "He has joined an online Kabbalah group and is keen to become an active member. Madonna has also offered to take him to the Kabbalah center in New York and he is exceedingly keen to take her up on that."
Jesus' family are strict Catholics so apparently they aren't going to be happy about this. My abuelita would've tied him to a tree and kept him there overnight if he pulled this shit on her. My abuelita actually did that to one of her daughters when she found out she gave a dude a handjob! I'm not even joking. Abuelitas are not the ones.
Okay, is it that easy to convert to Kabbalah? I guess all you have to do is place your skin berries in Vadge's roided-up nutcracker, close your eyes and say goodbye to your friends. You may lose your nuts, but you'll gain a pretty red string to wear around your wrist.
Here's Kabbalah recruiter Vadge and red stringer Jesus leaving some restaurant in NYC last night.
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Jesus, could he BE anymore of a gigolo? "Yes, dearest, just keep those checks coming and I'll convert to Rosicrucianism, Jainism, whatever you want. Kabalah? Sure! Where's the deed to the house in Rio and the pink slip to the Jag?"
Still, she should buy 'em if she can. Men have been doing it for years. Go, Jesus!
So you found me. Clever. But the question is, what else did you find on the way?
He is very handsome, I like!!
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Why do I care if some guy that I had no knowledge of 3 weeks ago is or is not studying the Kabbalah?
Boring.
Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by reality check on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:29pm.
Jesus is the love child of Madonna and Eric Bogosian.
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I guess the connection between Jesus & Eric Bogosian is the hair. Too funny!
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I doubt that Madonna has the need for tampons anymore.
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Submitted by reality check on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:29pm.
Jesus is the love child of Madonna and Eric Bogosian.
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I guess the connection between Jesus & Eric Bogosian is the hair. Too funny!
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Just great... We will be hearing about this no news story for another week or two.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Fuckin` 50 year old whore, don`t touch with your fuckin` gross hands the Jewish book!!!!!
Mandanna fuckin` Dago if I see you in Jewish centre I`ll kick ur stinky ass!!!
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 12:09pm.
"they don't speak spanish in brazil, you raging moron"
WOW!!! ARE we a liitle ill-tempered?? A raging moron? That's a bit rough.
I actually DID know that they speak Portugese, not Spanish, in Brazil, unlike Tom Cruise. Forgive me.. it was 145AM and what I actually forgot is that Young Jeezy was from Brazil in the first place.
My joke, lost on you obviously, was that Carlos pulled him aside and spoke in Spanish so that Madonna would not hear.
And by the way, if you are looking for intellectuals, maybe you should stay off Dlisted.
Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:56pm.
Hah i was going to say "NO SHEEPS it's his face".
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:57pm.
What the fuck is Kabbalah? Religious license to act like a fucking whore and purchase their exquisite bottled tap water?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:56pm.
Hah i was going to say "NO SHEEPS it's his face". Teaches me to fucking learn to read.
I don't know from the side he looks kind of ..wait let me take a re gander...
yeah fucking gross
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Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:50pm.
I've decided Jesus is fucking gross looking.
You're just saying that cuz he's over-dressed here. It draws attention to his face.
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I've decided Jesus is fucking gross looking.
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OMG what a stunningly gorgeous man! He's the type of guy you have to stare at. Way too pretty to date but great eye candy.
Submitted by cprincess on Sat, 02/14/2009 -
she looks like something out of the circus!!!
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that's Britney bitch!
*snort*
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Hey I like that coat the old hag is wearing-normally she looks like something out of the circus!!!
Submitted by prommom on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:45am.
I wonder if Carlos Leon pulled him aside and said (in Spanish), "Dude, RUN! I was you 15 years ago."
She stinks of desperation. How come she's the only one who can't smell it?
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they don't speak spanish in brazil, you raging moron
"whatever happened to beautiful handwritten letters"
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
Someone go yank MK off that guy he's being gross with on Love Day, we need a new post.
Valentine's Day is a fucking scam brought to you by marketing firms and materialistic chicks.
What ever happened to beautiful handwritten letters, and handpicked flowers? Fuck!
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:07am.
Oddly though Fishsticks never converted... I wonder how she got away with that?
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She's been involved for over a year now. She's even wearing the red string, did at the Grammys and at that charity thing with Cox and Co the other night.
Jesus is boffing the photographer of that W shoot apparently so this is probably yet another set up with Vadge.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:35am.
There has to be something weird at work going on, because I swear I have met people that were just downright fucking nasty looking with black teeth and all and they had tons of opportunities with others!
I'm intimidating, I've been told that for years. It's completely ridiculous!
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Dick happens! - MK
Damn, the spammer is wishing us happy VD. And not the contagious kind!
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Dick happens! - MK
She is so odd & controlling...I cant believe men are stupid enough to fall for it...I am sure most of them have their own agenda too, but I think ultimately it is her brilliant powers of manipulation & seduction that seals the deal. They both win in the beginning, but in the end the man in the man is nearly destroyed.
Kabbalah is the study of the teachings of Jewish mystiques. Its more of a new age/occult-ish/cult kind of thing from what I have read. Number 3 below would explain Madonna's fascination with it...
The flourishing of Kabbalah today has little to do with the tradition, but rather reflects the needs of spiritual seekers today, both Jews and non-Jews, Tirosh-Samuelson said. She sees three reasons for Kabbalah's present popularity:
1.It consists of a strong psychological emphasis since it concerns the pursuit of perfection and with the spiritual transformation of the individual.
2.It is highly visual and employs the power of the imaginative. Kabbalah is highly artistic, and its teachings can be viewed as a kind of Jewish art, which takes place not in space, as Christian art, but in the privacy of the person's mind who practices Kabbalah.
3.It has much to say about sexuality, both human and divine.
"The combination of the emotional, the imaginative and the sexual makes Kabbalah extremely attractive to artists, who are seeking new imagery or who are displeased with the shallowness and emptiness of American consumerist culture," she said.
http://www.rickross.com/reference/kabbalah/kabbalah82.html
Submitted by deka: "i wish i had that kind of power over men"
You do, you're just not using it.
It's not about looks. It's more like confidence. I used to work with a woman and she was short and chubby and acne-scarred. But she was kind bossy and men did whatever she wanted most of the time. She stuck her chin out and did and said what she liked and most men were compliant. There's some kind of sub/domme thing at work.
She told me once that people usually LIKE being told what to do. It absolves them of responsibility and is less work.
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Submitted by deka on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:56am.
i wish i had that kind of power over men
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I actually do have, and it's not all that. They want to hang around and hump your leg all the time. meh.
OnTopic:
The J. dude look like Jonathan Rhys Meyer with an afro wig. Does nothing for me.
That said, where I come from a red stringer is a...uh, nevermind.
Also, a Zen Cat would be called a Kibblist, non?
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Isn't that hottie Igancio "Nacho" Figueras, the polo player, in one of the photos?
He is so much hotter that little baby Jesus
michael k, you are really funny when i'm hungover. just almost choked when i read the you don't know anything about religion because you were too busy sucking it in the church parking lot.
you are my hero!
I see Madonna broke him in with her huge dick.
Welcome to being a punchline for the rest of your life funboy.
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Madonna must have fenomenal powers of persuasion, either that or she surrounds herself with peanut brains.
He is quite a guy!!! He was said to have a personal account at a Luxury online service Richlo ving. com with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.
I wonder if Carlos Leon pulled him aside and said (in Spanish), "Dude, RUN! I was you 15 years ago."
She stinks of desperation. How come she's the only one who can't smell it?
Submitted by beatslikebombs on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 9:36pm.
I never understood that either. He wasn't her type AT ALL.
I guess it was just one of her fazes. Like NYC in the 80's and Miami in the 90's, she always trys things out grows tired of them and then tries to reinvent herself. New York Club Kid, Dom, Cuban Hiipie chick, London socialite and now let's see what she turns into while living in NYC again. Karen Walker?
Every bitch knows if you want to join Vadge's crazy train you have to convert.
Even her brother said she threw a fit and ignored him when he didn't get serious about it. Wasn't she also pissed at Demi for the same reason?
Oddly though Fishsticks never converted... I wonder how she got away with that?
The main photo looks like Bambi caught in the douche-lights.
Oh my gosh. I'm sooooooooooo slow. I think I finally found out the meaning behind the term "butterface"... Everything is hot about her but-her-face.
Am I right?
No? Yes?
I iz slow on the uptake.
Madonna just SCREAM insecure to me. The way she sits with her knees together. The way she clinches her fists when she walks. Something is not right with her. She is too old to still care what people think.
Moron!
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What I want to know is who the fuck says "keen" twice in 30 seconds nowadays. Hell, I don't think I have ever said that shit!
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:57pm.
What the fuck is Kabbalah?
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Good fucking question.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
What the fuck is Kabbalah? Religious license to act like a fucking whore and purchase their exquisite bottled tap water?
What a great religion it is: "Thou shall fuck anyone you want and leave the goddamn kids at home while you cum."
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:48pm.
In the open post, lurking
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Submitted by HotParisHilton on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:55pm.
I am intelligent. That's what people are so misunderstood about me.
What about Kabalaholic?
helloooooooo *hears echo* Where is everyone 2nite? I'm drunk, dudes, lets party! yeaa! *keels over*
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