But It's Fucking Balentine's Day!
(The title is dedicated to my abuelita. It's always Balentine's Day to me.)
HoHan and SamRo can't even stop fighting like a pair of mangy lezzie raccoons on the one where you're not supposed to fight with the bitch who is sucking on your open-face roast beef sandwich (with swiss). Early this morning, those angry lezzies were at it again after leaving the Eldridge Lounge in NYC. They walked all the way to their hotel while screaming at each other and sucking on fag sticks. That's what the pappies claim anyway.
They say HoHan sas yelling at SamRo, "I'm sorry! Forgive me!" The skank's nose must have ate the last 8-ball. Or she accidentally ate a dick. One of those. These pieces of trash need to stop with that narcotic and pick up a bong instead. Make bong, not war. They are so fucking angry-like.
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Want some candy little boy?
My mother warned me about people like you HELP POLICE!
yea more public fights between 2 loosers..guess public make-up sex is next 4 them...just the thought of seein those pics posted can destroy rockin & knockin 4 me 4 ever...retch gag choke
skinny fat!!
Submitted by Rotor Rooter on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:01am.
Why is Hohan's tongue brown?
Three words: Ass to mouth
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
gaydamn, that one shot looks like she has Sam's shit in her mouth
Why is Hohan's tongue brown?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
These two skanks look like they STINK.
I had Valentine`s Day lonely yesterday.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 3:06am.
At risk of sounding superficial...what the fuck is wrong with Lindsay Lohan's mouth anyway?
I can't put my fingers on it...is it her teefs or upper lip?
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She's sucked so much cock, she needs her lips retreaded.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
At risk of sounding superficial...what the fuck is wrong with Lindsay Lohan's mouth anyway?
I can't put my fingers on it...is it her teefs or upper lip?
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Samantha needs to quit this bitch!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
by the looks of her tongue, she's got the "eat shit" part down.. now she's just got to accomplish the "and die"... pfft, Lohan.. always half assing
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Whenever I think Hohan can't look any worse she somehow pulls it off again.
if i have to guess, i'd say lilo "accidently" ate a dick while snorting the last 8 ball all at the same time...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
I just read Lindsay won't be in the new Freddy Krueger film, but here she is and her girlfriend is wearing Freddy's shirt. hmmm.
I can only hope they stay together and she remains a lesbian and never uses her vajayjay for breeding purposes.
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puppy side eye.
SamRo should just go find herself a nice, normal, drug-free girlfriend and quit the HoHan mess. HoHan can't POSSIBLY be worth all the hassle.
They should just fuck and make up.
Submitted by me_ on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:29pm.
probably they weren't screaming at each other but at the paps. obviously both of them didn't want to get photographed.
leave lindsay alone. she managed what most of all alcoholics don't manage.
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Yep, those two are indeed camera shy and are in no way making their living through the paps, cuz we all know Blohan is SOOOOOO employable these days. And yes, she has managed to do what most of all alcoholics don't and that is an a.m. hoovering of an 8 ball of coke INSTEAD of drinking a 1/5 of vodka with her morning O.J. THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! WOOOHOOO! Now she can actually make it to happy hour and get her drink on without being drunk and shakey first! Yay! Way to go HoHan!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
probably they weren't screaming at each other but at the paps. obviously both of them didn't want to get photographed.
leave lindsay alone. she managed what most of all alcoholics don't manage.
I just thought that was an autograph seeker!!
I hope they gets married!!
---<3 love always, chizzle----
www.showbizzle.com
Can't these two fucking annoying ass bitches just fight it out in a tank full of angry sharks already?
These two recycled up fucking bloody tampons are just using each other anyway!
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
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attack of the lesbian vampires.
Yay! I LOVE posts about these crazy bitches. They're my favorite "celeb" couple. I Love Lezzie Lindsey, she's so awesome. I like that they fight publicly on purpose to seem real too. TomKat take note...Katie totally needs to start getting drunk and hitting on Tom so that they can become relevant. Actually, maybe Suri ought to get wasted and punch Katie in public, fag stick dangling from her lip and all.
BTW I always hated VD Day. Even when I'm in a relationship, every dude I date gets mad cuz I'm like "If you even THINK of buying me some pink chocolate shit I'm going to so dump you for not spending that that money on Booze." I even almost got dumped one VD cuz I went to the WU-TANG ODB Tribute concert with my slutty homegirlz and didnt "leave the night open for us". Look, VD Day is no real Holiday. It doesn't revolve around booze, or have a parade, people in a relationship have all this Pressure 2 be Romantic and single ho's feel depressed... Go Lezzie and SamRo! Fight it out on VD and then blackout.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Poor Lindsay. If only her mother had stepped in and acted like a mother when things started to go off the rails several years ago. I'm not too sure if she will ever now get her act together she has developed bad habits I don't think she will ever grow out of.
Her only hope is to totally sever ties with her mother -- surround herself with good friends -- leave the business for a while and get clean -- and then start to build her reputation and career back again from the ground up.
Wow...there's definately something going on...and it's not good.
It looks like the could use another trip to Cabo.
to say somthing positive, i adore lindsay's outfit. its fab.
Submitted by squeezy on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 6:29pm.
DITTO
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
The older Lindsay gets, the more she looks like Ali.
Good God Almighty. Must *every* public appearance of them be a re-enactment of the last quarter of "Mulholland Drive?"
She was such a pretty girl with a great future ahead of her... so sad she had to piss it all away with booze and coke. Ugh, seeing this "hipster" trash roaming around down there reminds me of why I avoid the Lower East Side.
I just love that this post dedicated to your abuelita. My Grandma couldn't speak English, but my sig is appropriate for all things dlisted.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Sam Ronson is so gross. Seeing those bitches skanking up the LES makes any remorse I had for moving out of that neighborhood absolutely disappear.
The whole thing was suppose to be Sam was good for Lindsay. Now that she is underweight, out of work, and is co-dependent when is the intervention coming already????
These two need to keep thier fighting private...they act like high school chicks and Lindsay should really stop topping fom the bottom...she acts like a brat.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:28pm.
HVD, Angle.
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Damn! I thought you were tryna give me some kinda sex disease!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Her Loub boots are hot and cost about 1200.00.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:55pm.
HEPPY BALENTIMES DEY EBREEWUN!
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Hee hee - It looks like Jemaine is the one yelling it :)
Habbee Balemtimez too yoo!
Wow Lindsay looks au naturale standing on the corner.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
I like those boots!
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
That shit on her tongue looks like the tar on your index and thumb after smoking resin smeared joints for 10 years. But it's probably butt chocolate.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
EvilShoe: Holy moly! That story is scary! My sister knew a girl who did something similar, but she failed.
This girl and her girlfriend had a fight and broke up or something, and so the one did some shit (I forgot what) that started her car on fire while she was in it. Outside of a party. She was trying to kill herself in front of everyone.
Half her face is fine and the other half looks melted. My sister ran into her in a bar and only saw the good half of her face. Then the girl turned full front and it scared my sister so badly that she called me drunk and hysterical at 3 am.
Submitted by kdracofan on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:33pm.
Girl...they used to come to my house and i was a very passive, innocent child then. They'd be up in there for fucking hours yammering away in my ears and i'm looking at them like deer in the headlights: 'what is happening, is this is real life? how did i get here!, um, i want my mommy???"
You know, like that kid in the car.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I thought the economic downturn had rid the Lower East Side of NYC of all that drunken coked up white trash with money drunk screaming till all hours..
Guess not..
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
These two need to stop with their public fighting. It's tacky.
Happy Heart Day sluts!
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:30pm.
or maybe, just maybe...
and i'm spitballing here
... maybe she just ate a chocolate?
I know I know, crazy.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by gyeah on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:21pm.
Hahaha!
I'll tell you one thing, if I end up spending a fortune on skinny jeans, loose tops and jackets, it's all your fault lady!