Saturday, February 14th 2009

Open Valentine's Day Post: Hosted By Stains

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Happy Valentine's Day, you whores! This is just like any other holiday. It's another excuse to get drunk and get dicked! And if you've don't got a peen handy, that's what Craigslist is for. Just make sure you don't get a VD on VD. But if you must, get one that washes off easy and won't leave a mark that concealer can't cover.

I think I'll spend my VD staring into Stains' crystal ball eyes to find the true meaning of love. If I stare long enough, he'll probably hypnotize me into making him a big platter of cupcakes with extra frosting and sprinkles. Or force me to pour him a glass of milk. Which leads me to this mind-boggling amazing clip......

Stains is not only transfixed by cupcakes. He's also mesmerized by a cup of milk! That little whoreball lapping up the milk is cruel. Stains just wants some milk for his cupcakes and that evil bitch is taunting him by slowly drinking it all up with its little tongue. The delicious milk that goes perfect with cupcakes is going away. But fear not. Stains is using his powerful crazy eyes to zap away that tiny slut's vocal cords so it can no longer yap. And we all know a dog like that lives to yap! Stains always wins.


Stains for Emperor of the World!

(Thanks Nicole)

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Happy Belated Vanerial Day Bitches!! I Drank Andre' and Raspberries. Classy I know!!
Anyhypnodog I wish stains was my pet. We'd make ganja butter cupcakes and drink milk by the gallons!!! Then we'd zombie eye Skanks who talked shit until they burst into cornified flames!! We would run through a field of wildflowers and herbs and forget the awful day that is valentines!

^.^

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AWwwwwww.......Stains looks so hopeful...I hope he got cupcakes....

Happy belated Valentines Day Whores....hope you enjoyed your blowjobs, handjobs and/or marathon masturbation session..I know I did!!....

M.K. I hope your day was filled with Mother's Animal Crackers and shapie markers to make you at home chola eyebrows..... I love you baby!!!

Fuck you too!!!

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Wow. How draconian this website/blog has become. My spiritual message to GrapeD was removed and by whom?

It wasn't like I was handing out tracts and telling everyone they were going to hell or something.

Sheesh!

Lighten up, people.

Jesus loves YOU all.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:53pm.

what about we take the to boys to play shuffleboard on pentagram?...we'll take along some fine, imported box red from Europe that resembles blood

Woman, it's like looking in a mirror! You're playing me like a fiddle!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Jiggy: i would love you to serve me some Penn's! Appreciate ya!

@home: i appreciate your kindness in caring about me and your dedication to your faith...i know i'll figure it all out in time...thanks for asking about me and sharing your thoughts! grape

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 -

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 -

i've been a little irritated at the church for awhile over a certain issue, but that's a different issue altogether...i've been in Alanon for 13 years...my "home group" meeting is tomorrow night and i'll call my sponsor this
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You are not alone. Hope you can find a church that's about relationship instead of "rules."

That's what I like about 12 Step programs in general. Although I guess it depends where you go. In my 20's Alanon/Naranon saved my life and my sanity.

Didn't cure the snarky.

I'm sorry for what went down yesterday.

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Wish I could serve you some Penn's catfish. :-)

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:37pm.
@ grape: HAHA! I'm married, but my husband & I have an arrangement. He doesn't understand me. Speedo-wearing pepaws do. A double date sounds divine!
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yeah, mr. grape has already seen George's website, and i'm sure he'll understand my reasons

it's a date then!

what about we take the to boys to play shuffleboard on pentagram?...we'll take along some fine, imported box red from Europe that resembles blood

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@ grape: HAHA! I'm married, but my husband & I have an arrangement. He doesn't understand me. Speedo-wearing pepaws do. A double date sounds divine!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

@sheeps: that's not good...i'm freaked out about driving in LA...i guess i could wait to the last minute to book my hotel and hope that most are full...any ideas where i could stay that wouldn't suck so bad?

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:20pm.
Well, grapey, if you make the trek, you can bunk at our humble abode. (You can't bring your friend, though! LOL)
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well, if i can't bring George, can i bring my drunk speedo wearing daddy who frequents European beaches?...he's really not as bad as he looks in the video...are u single?...do u like speedos on an old man?...if u answered yes to those last questions, then i have a sexy senior for u...we can double...u and drunk pepaw, and me and george

any ideas where a drunk, European grandpa in a speedo and a hawt, young sexy vampire with feathered hair would like to hang out?

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:23pm.

tourist-y with amusement parks.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:45pm.
actually louisville is about 8 hrs from me...but that's a small price to pay to meet the one and only george kistner...
i see George is still missing his medieval sword collection...u'd have thought he'd have gotten back by now

There's no such thing as free face, no matter what you've heard. You might have to travel a little. If you decide to go, be happy that George hasn't recovered his sword collection. I suspect it's being held as part of his terms of probation.
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Or he couldn't get the money up to get them out of pawn

i may have to go to Anaheim for a conference sometime this summer...i stayed in Pasadena for a summer back in college, but i never made went to Anaheim...it looks tourist-y with amusement parks...wat's it like?

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Well, grapey, if you make the trek, you can bunk at our humble abode. (You can't bring your friend, though! LOL)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:45pm.
actually louisville is about 8 hrs from me...but that's a small price to pay to meet the one and only george kistner...
i see George is still missing his medieval sword collection...u'd have thought he'd have gotten back by now

There's no such thing as free face, no matter what you've heard. You might have to travel a little. If you decide to go, be happy that George hasn't recovered his sword collection. I suspect it's being held as part of his terms of probation.

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grape! I was just getting ready to ask if you'd checked back in. How you doing, sweetie?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

@sheeps: actually louisville is about 8 hrs from me...but that's a small price to pay to meet the one and only george kistner...

i see George is still missing his medieval sword collection...u'd have thought he'd have gotten back by now

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Submitted by Candy on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:23pm.

How come I'm always the one to kill and IMDB messageboard thread? It'll be hours or days until someone responds to my posts. Dammit! I have interesting things to say!
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Say them here! We'll read them! :D

Happy Valentine's Day, Dirk!

♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock

GrapeDrinkBaby: George Kistner. Here's the link to help ya out:

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/freeface.htm

Now, Louisville: that's not too far from you, is it?

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How come I'm always the one to kill and IMDB messageboard thread? It'll be hours or days until someone responds to my posts. Dammit! I have interesting things to say!
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Happy Valentine's to all the sluts on this list. I hope each and everyone of you gets a good lay today!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:57am.

Wow, Grape-
Sad, sad stuff. I guess it depends on how involved people are willing to get and to what lengths they can or will go to see that justice is served. MONEY gave these people their social standing, and it sure can give them lots of protection from justice. BUT I also think that justice can prevail if the "little" people demand it hard enough.
O.J. finally got his murdering ass nailed for all of his karma, so I believe there is a way. I just don't know WHAT the way is and I don't blame you for feeling all the stuff that you do.
Innocent people are taken away all too early every day by selfish fucks just like this and it is tragic. Hopefully the families of the deceased will nail their asses to the wall if they should survive this wreck (guilty wife and husband) and hopefully they will live long enough to really suffer some consequences, and God willing: sense of GUILT.

DG: i last posted before u left yours...okay, dammit, u made me tear up, u whore! i will call u after my walk with these two doggies that are wagging their tails cuz they saw the leashes!! now that's the presence of some loving beings right there. talk to u in lil bit!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:30am.

i still want to know what happened to the the guy near louisville with the website that wants to give oral sex to willing ladies...he had such high standards...what was his name?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Don't know. I did email MK & offer to be a location reporter for him. Then I got too scared o fthe idea of that guy having any of my personal info!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Thanks you guys! I'm going to get something to eat and take my puppies for a quiet walk this morning...that's a guaranteed lift of the spirits and while i'm at it, i'll if i can get talk to the big dude/dudette in the sky!

i sure do luurv u guys!
grape

PS. DG, i will call u after my "spiritual journey" with my behbehs...lol

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:14am.

Back when I ran that river resort, I went to get the kids that worked for me lunch. On my way back to the office, I was stopped in traffic, I thought OMFG, I hope it's not one of our buses from the resort.

No, but there was an accident, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! As they let traffic by, I pulled in to my driveway and one of the state troopers recognized me. There was a Ford pick-up across the road right on top of my mailbox, and in the ditch in front of my house, a four door sedan of some sort. In my field was an Arch helicopter loading up two people who were clinging to life. The couple were in their mid 70's. The man, they said would probably not make it out of my field (which he didn't). In the back of a patrol car was a man, 40's, DRUNK! We also have a house next to us that we own and rent out, my mom's renters were talking to the cops as they were the first on the scene. They said after they heard this god awful crash, they ran out only to see this drunken man, exiting his truck kicking out BEER CANS from the floor board of his car. His wife ran in and called the police, however the police were almost right at the scene because so many people had called from the road between town and my house, complaining about this man's drunken driving. The old folks car was a gruesome, horrible mess. The troopers made me list all the trees he mowed down, plus the trees the old folks hit, and they asked me the price of my mail box, all because they were going to make this bastard pay for it all. Turns out this man had been in and out of jail for DUI'S 4 times, he had 4 courtcases pending and hadn't had a license in 6 years! He was a well known (to the police in this county) as habitual drunk driver. The whole mess bothered me so much having it happen right in front of my home, but also knowing that both of the old folks died as a result of some scumbag drunks actions. The trooper told me when he saw me at court a week later (I had to go and present a bill,at the request of the state, totalling damages he did to my property as a result of the accident)that the poor elderly lady had died not too long after they touched down in ST.Louis at the hospital.) Last I heard, the bastard got a 25 year prison term for the deaths of two people, which in Missouri, means shit. You may have to do 1/4 of that timeand be out for good behavior.

My point is, you aren't going to forget such a thing overnight. The accident here was hard on me, knowing two lovely older people lost their lives due to some drunken slob! Vent here all you like you experienced a horrific sight and no wonder it brought visions of Katrina back, poor Grape! (((hugs)))

I forgot to add, the drunk tried to beat my neighbor/renter up because the neighbor told him to stop trying to get rid of evidence, when he was kicking his beer cans down the raviene (sp) by my mailbox.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:25am.
grape: Good for you! Please email me any time. & stop giving yourself a hard time for being sensitive to others' pain! Personally, I think the world could use more grapes & less _________________ (Well, I won't name names, but I'm sure you can fill in the blanks).
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Hahaahaaha...that's so sweet and damn funny!...laughter really is the best medicine in my opinion...

i still want to know what happened to the the guy near louisville with the website that wants to give oral sex to willing ladies...he had such high standards...what was his name?

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grape: Good for you! Please email me any time. & stop giving yourself a hard time for being sensitive to others' pain! Personally, I think the world could use more grapes & less _________________ (Well, I won't name names, but I'm sure you can fill in the blanks).
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Drama: thanks for giving me your address...i will take u up on it and write u.

i plan to contact my legislators.

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I agree w/ the masses who say do whatever it is that will make you feel better. I will say one more time that if you really are afraid it will get political & dangerous to your community, I'd reach out. Be it to your local government, an editorial in the paper, whatever. As part of the community, your voice has as much right to be heard as anyone else's.

I hope the upcoming days are brighter.

Edited to delete the email addy. Also, hopeful that I was successful in changing my avvie. If so, this is the puppy we let my son pick out for Valentine's!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

DevilG: i know i almost mentioned it to u, but i didn't want to put that burden on u...i should have said something...it really had me effed up...it's the sight of it that got me...brought up alot of pictures in my head from katrina...i expected to see orange spay paint on the retaining wall the cars hit with the numbers of the dead...it also made me think about our Aussie friends and what they're going through...i don't like talking about it because i feel like i should be over it and stop whining about it!

Mike: i know u'r not trying to give me a hard time, u dork! i know where u stand politically, and i'm great with it...i think we need the left, the right, and the middle...that's the part of America that i love, the part tht keeps me from packing up and moving to a deserted island when i hear of another sex offender kidnapping in Florida! (sorry Florida for picking on u to make a point!) i'm one of the few, the proud, and the moderate! haha

On the Irby's, around here everybody knows everybody...i thought u might know of them...i've even met Dlisters that know a friend of the people that i know!

I wondered why you were so quiet yesterday Grape!

What a terrible thing to have happened, I am very sorry!

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Wow. After Mike googled it, I did. The pictures are just horrific. I can't imagine nothing will be done about this. http://www.wlbt.com/Global/story.asp?S=9832424&nav=menu119_3
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Phoebe&Smurfy: thanks for taking the time to read my post...it means alot...yeah, i try not to get all religious too...i don't like violating other people's spiritual boundaries...not my place...plus, i feel conflicted about my religiion at the moment due to some personal experiences that involve the church and politics...too complicated to go into! And Dlisted is not the place for an indepth discussion on religion, in my opinion...at least, i'm not going to participate!...lol

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@ Grapedrinkbaby. If I recall correctly I know from reading your posts that you have a background in socialwork/something similiar so you know the lingo. It seems you're having some sort of triggering event from this. I don't know if you had any Critical Incident Stress Debriefing after the volunteer work you did at Katrina. The first thing you have to do is find whatever works for you to help defuse this. Be that church, talking to friends, finding a quiet place to read...whatever. The important thing is that you do it and you do it now. Do not put it off to deal with others. I witnessed a cyclist accident a year and a half ago and it's horrid. With accidents one starts to play out the "what if" questions. It can really get to you. The longer it goes on, the worse the sleeping gets, etc. The more the memories come back.
As to the politics behind this, sad to think it still goes on and that people cave to this bullshit. Anyways, I have to log off as I am back on nights and have to get to bed. Please look after yourself.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 10:46am.

Just did a Google News search for Mississippi killed car. Not trying to give you a hard time. I was just curious.

Mike: all parties in the wreck were caucasion

Mike: yeah, there are black republicans in missisippi...heehee...there are about 3...just kidding!...most African-Americans are democrats...However, a majority of our African-Americans are conservative on social issues such as abortion.

How did u know it was the Irby's?

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@ grape:
It is a horrible situaton,and There's not many things that anybody can tell you that are going to make you feel better.
I Don't like going all religious because I don't like when people do it to me, But if going to church crossed your mind, I think you should go..
God works in a misterious way and really knows when we need him, I'm sure he'll give you some comfort, He always give it to me, even when I feel like I can't go on anymore.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Angel,Drama,New,Home: i love you guys...y'all brought tears to my eyes...i feel better...thanks for sharing your feelings and ideas...i think i'll pray on it for awhile and spend some quiet time...who knows! i may even make a church appearance!...i've been a little irritated at the church for awhile over a certain issue, but that's a different issue altogether...i've been in Alanon for 13 years...my "home group" meeting is tomorrow night and i'll call my sponsor this afternoon...i really do adore you guys...i'm lucky i stumbled upon you crazy hookers!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:57am.

How are you thinking it will get racial? Were the Irbys black? Please tell me there aren't black Republicans in MS.

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Oh, grape, I have goosebumps reading your story.

The angry part of me hopes that drunk old biddy rots in terrible pain for the rest of her life. Then she would pay in a way worse than law enforcement could provide. I don't want her to die because I think death ends suffering.

I hope your community won't suffer for this. I'm just sick about that young couple. It's when things like this happen that I have to believe there's a better place after this, and they would deserve that.

If the thought even crossed your mind about church, maybe you would feel a little better if you go.

My best thoughts are sent your way..........

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@grapedrinkbaby:

*sigh* Harsh, dude.

You know - I really like the idea of you gathering loving energy within yourself. If church is the best way for you to do that, then you should go.

And don't think about the worst things that could happen. I don't mean go into denial - trust in God but tie your horse. Really, envision the best possible outcome and hold onto that. It may not come but the best thing you can do is direct your energy in a way that it contributes to a positive future for everyone.

Peace and blessings to you, yours and all involved.

Also, I'm a huge fan of letter writing. I write gentle, personalized letters all the time (anonymously) of course. I find it can really make a difference when people are acting wack.

♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock

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Grape: God, that's awful. I had a similar situation. We moved into our 1st house in May '07. Lovely subdivision, only one entrance, which lets out onto a SR, speed limit 55. My son & I were on our way to grocery shop & one of the neighbors flagged me down & told me to turn around -- a horrible wreck had just happened -- cops weren't even there yet. He looked at my son, back at me, & said, "If that was my son, I wouldn't want him to see it. One of the guys was on a motorcycle."

We went back home & listened for hours as sirens howled, choppers came & went, & firetrucks hosed off the area. Turns out it was a 16-year-old kid driving his car, not real good with timing yet. He tried to turn into our subdivision & took out the man in his 60s on his motorcycle. The cyclist was wearing his helmet, but it didn't matter. He died at the scene. For months, every time we pulled in or out, I could see the orange paint the police used to mark the scene, & the word "helmet" where it had been found.

I was so grateful to the neighbor, & I tortured myself for months of what ifs. I thank God that we weren't just 1 minute earlier. My 4-year-old (at the time) would have seen it happen, & we could possibly even have gotten hurt as well.

We were brand new in the neighborhood, & I don't know if the kid lived here or was visiting someone, lost, etc. There was a very small mention in the paper, & then we didn't hear anything more about it. I don't even know if there was more than one race involved.

I really feel for you. I'd suggest contacting your local legislators. You put them in office. I think you have every right to share your opinions. That's a tough situation, but the bottom line is that the moneyed woman from the good family was in the wrong, & no amount of money should get her out of it. Please keep me posted.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:57am.

That's just a horrible thing to have happened. What a senseless waste of life.

I don't know what the laws are in your country/state but from where I have lived the woman should have been arrested at the scene or at least later at the hospital. As part of that her blood alcohol reading should have been taken.

All forms of addiction can prevent people from making safe judgements... including alcohol addiction. So while I am sorry she did this to herself, my ultimate sympathy lies with the people who had no opportunity to make a choice. She did. Her husband did.

If you want to go to church to spend some alone time conversing with yourself or a higher power then do it if it gives you strength.

I wish the best for your community and hope they charge her quickly. This doesn't have to be a race issue.

But it is an issue of taking responsibility for your actions.

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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:57am.

anybody got any words of wisdom?
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Yes. Jesus loves us. All we have to do is open the door and let him in. Don't lose faith in humanity or fear for the worst. Pray with all your heart but know that GOD is the ultimate commander in chief. Some things in life play out way beyond our own lifetimes because time is just so miniscule in the big scope of things. Trust that our Lord knows all, sees all and DOES care.

What a sad, scary story though.

:(