The Divorce Duet Didn't Happen
A couple of months ago there was a rumor that gay ass JLo and the keeper to the underworld Skeletor would sing a farewell duet to their marriage on Valentine's Day at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Well, that shit never happened. Instead, JLo and Skeletor dragged the Dragon Twins on stage to show everyone what a big happy fucking family they are. I think the whole audience turned to stone when the BABIES!! came out. I mean, they pretty much look like Skeletor in baby form. Except they each weigh more than his ass. This is some SKELETOR ANTHONY'S shit. Yeah, that didn't work, but I to give a shot.
The Dragon Tales twins look confused, because they have no idea who those people are holding them.
After the concert, JLo and Skeletor went our to dinner. Well, she ate the menu and he snacked from a bag of children's nails he always keeps with him.
JLo's looking a little swollen in the baby housing area. It's probably nothing. Her ego has just settled in her belly. It's trying to escape through her poon. Even it doesn't want to be around her fake ass.
And let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence to honor the dead pigeons on JLo's nasty ass heels.
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Yeah I def think the boy looks like Verne Troyer. Anyhow those shoes are just fug. What is with Hollyweirdos?
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 8:05pm.
I know lots of Cubans have blue eyes-Im married to one of them but I think for the baby to have blues one of the parents has to have.
God Lopez is sooooooo annoying!!
Are you sure Verne Troyer isn't the father? The little boy looks just like him.
As far as "growning into their looks", two words: Rumer Willis.
Finally, God help these kids. They aren't cute, their mother is a 21st Century Joan Crawford and their dad dumped one family and could easily dump this one. Book two rooms at Promises for February 2025.
Daaayuuum those babies ugly!
Let's hope they'll dry up nicely
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 1:53am.
Don't have much hair, either.
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Their kids are kinda 'weird' looking; not ugly, just odd. Don't have much hair, either.
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Yup, those kids are not cute. Hopefully they'll grow into their looks cos right now they are Skeletor's carbon copies, which is a bad thing unless they plan to work on a cemetery.
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Doesn't everyone wear dead birds on their heels?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Man, that boy baby is fugly.
Those shoes are banging!
I think those shoes are pretty nifty maself. But it looks like Jlo can't straighten her legs - her knees are bent. If you can't straighten your knees it's time for a lower heel. Why wear a hot shoe if you can't walk gracefully in them, that's my thought.
I don't mean to sound like a peen but those kids r not cute
That made me laugh for some reason.
Submitted by nclgemini on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:50pm.
I wish someone would pop jhos big fat egotistical face! The both obviously suck the souls of their children. lil homies look like skeledads coffin is big enough for two cribs. Hell they probably all live in that same coffin, breathing in each others farts. They all look dead and smelly
I wish someone would pop jhos big fat egotistical face! The both obviously suck the souls of their children. lil homies look like skeledads coffin is big enough for two cribs. Hell they probably all live in that same coffin, breathing in each others farts. They all look dead and smelly
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I kinda like her shoes...babys are adorable
I LOVE those shoes! Love them....would put a Chris Brown smackdown on this bitch to get 'em. And thank God she has pretty feet. Nothing makes me cringe more than people with hideous feet that insist on wearing open toe/peep toe shoes. Saw a woman the other day with her index toe bigger than the big toe, hanging over the peep toe shoe - that shit is a no no. Either cover it up or buy a bigger size!
Sorry about that rant, but that really irks me.
Oh - and her babies are cute.
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this new shoe thing is bugging me, everyone walking around with fur and feathers and shit on their shoes.
the babies are cute.
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Why are they still faking their marriage?!
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Submitted by cprincess on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:53pm.
aint it weird that it looks like the boy has blue eyes?
Many cubans and ricans have blue eyes from brown eyed parents, you have to go back generationally. But that's pretty much for any human alive.
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bourgie, J.Lo saying she didn't have IVF is as big a lie as her saying her marriage is fine, or she hasn't had any plastic surgery.
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aint it weird that it looks like the boy has blue eyes?
where did they come from-I think they are definitly a combo of IVF and Skeletor...
No question-those kids are thinking-who the fuck are these people!
Anyway-they shes so not relevant with her giant ego although why its still giant when shes such a has been I dont know.
God,these people are boring-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:07pm.
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None of these people had IVF. WTF are you getting your info from? the Kool aid label? All children are beautiful. It's when they get to be adults who trash other people is when they get ugly.
you don't have to be PR to have your ears pierced as a baby. I had mine and I'm not PRican. It's an island, italian,and basically an immigrant thing. Only white anglo saxon people get their ears pierced when they are old if ever at all.
Sigh...I'm so conflicted since I kinda know these people from way back. I had a boyfriend from the Castle Hill area. But I took dance class at Jo Jo's Dance factory where I met her on occasions.
Then I used to fo to Marke Anthony/La India concerts all the time and hang out at the Puerto Rican Rivieria clled Orchard beach. Back then these people were more local "stars" so it was much easier to get in contact with them and cross pollinate with "their people". Another place in the Brox where many celebs used to go was Jimmy's.
Anyway I hope they don't divorce I think this is a good match on many levels although Dayanara Torress is 10 times more beautiful tha J.Lo. The kids look like dolls and they won't look like who they will be until at least 18 so no one can make judgements about how someone will look.
Only J.Lo can rock those shoes. She's gonna make sure you know she's not a blanquita
Why the fuck do these celebs go to so much effort to fake that their marriages are fine? Is there any of you that is falling for this?
Look at Fishsticks Paltrow, she doesn't even try to bullshit that things are fine by being seen in public with her bloke. She just says in passing that its all good and no one believes it. But this J-Lo gig must have cost her just to trick nobody.
those kids look traumatized...
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The babies are kinda fug but JLo is actually looking great...best she has looked in awhile.
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@Keane: I agree Shiloh was definitely an exceptionally pretty baby, but the twins are kind of blah looking, maybe they'll become cute as they age. And I feel bad for Bruce and Demi's kids, I mean Bruce Willis isn't a bad looking guy but his features on a female equals mucho ugly.
And LMAO at JLo and Marc trotting their kids out onstage like they actually spend any time with them. I would have just loved it if one them had had a full fledged temper tantrum.
Mark isn't wearing his wedding ring! Alert the presses!!
Ugly fucking kid (the one in the black)!
So what was the purpose of having the kids on stage?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:30pm.
PSL - Shiloh is gorgeous but the twins didn't look it at all to me, although they may improve with age. They seemed to have really big doughy-looking heads, big googly eyes and droopy mouths
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Maybe Tori Spelling was their surrogate.
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Submitted by Mopa on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:41pm.
Now I feel stupid. She just looks like a prettier version of her husband, though.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:21pm.
I am glad my ref. to sea monkeys was not lost! Hahaha! reservation for one!
I tried to post a link for that picture, but it wouldn't work, damn it!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:55pm.
The babies look like Sea Monkeys.
"Hell? Yes, reservation for one?"
I actually think Violet, who I adore for her personality, is growing more beautiful as she ages. As a real little one, she was all ears, squinty eyes and gap teeth. But nowadays, I more clearly see her mom.
And you know who is adorable? Borat's baby daughter. Sure, Isla is a cutie, but who woulda thought HE'D have such a beautiful little girl? I guess you just never know what you're gonna get.
Two words about those poor babies: Fug and Lee
The babies look like Sea Monkeys.
maybe the babies will grow into their faces
those babies are superFUG
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:34pm.
Adam Sandler did marry a model/actress.
http://gothamist.com/2003/06/23/was_there_church_temple_tongue.php
JLo stepped on someone's bantam chickens on the way to the ball.
She just left them there... like roadkill stuck to the bullbar of an SUV.
Nice.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:30pm.
PSL - Shiloh is gorgeous but the twins didn't look it at all to me, although they may improve with age. They seemed to have really big doughy-looking heads, big googly eyes and droopy mouths - not beautiful at this point at least to my mind.
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Submitted by Mopa on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:22pm.
Well, her parents aren't the greatest looking people on the planet either, so I wouldn't expect much.
I like that about Adam Sandler, though. He could have married a model (sounds unlikely, but look at David Spade). But he got a regular gal instead.