Sunday, February 15th 2009
Bitch Got Flour Bombed In The Face
Somebody in this world hates Kellie Pickler and that someone did her make-up yesterday for some fashion show. Bitch looks like she just gave a rim job to the Pillsburgh Doughboy and really got fucking into it. Just put her face in there and motorboated his butt. Motorbutted.
The thing is. This shit could've been saved easily with a few strokes from a Sharpie. Color in those eyebrows, line those lips and bitch would've looked like a gorgeous chola I used to hang out with in high school. We called that hot bitch Casper. She had two babies by the time she was 16, so homegirl was really friendly.
Here's more of Kellie and her Wino nose with JLove in NYC yesterday.
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It looks like Kellie has had more plastic surgery, this time on her face...anyone want to guess if her makeup person got fired after Kellie realized what they did, or should I say, didn't do?
Why are some people here so impressed by JLove's body??!! It's not THAT great...so, her boobs are bigger than average real boobs on celebs, so what? Salma's are way more impressive!! JLove has what looks like a low ass which makes her legs look shorter. She has a nice, small waist, maybe a flat stomach (probably wearing spanx here though), but overall it's basically just average looking to me, nothing makes it pop out as a damn nice body, its just sort of there. Actually, that is the entire impression I get of her anyway, she is just kind of there.
Ha ha! Poor doughboy.
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Why does JLove always wear dresses that say: And THESE are my boobies!
Salma's dresses say more like, "Good evening dahling, I have dressed up my boobies for you...."
Hmm..this is fun. Shauna's dresses say: My boobies are hard like rock - wanna smack'em?
Britney's dresses say: Mah boobies are TAHRED, y'all.
Phoebe's dresses say: These boobies are a lot older than they say they are.
Angelina's dresses say: I once had magnificent set of boobies - now I have 6 children.
Ok - I'll stop.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
JLove is just such an ugly lightbulb shaped head witchy poo face...Besides having gigantic sloppy tits & an enormous ass what is her appeal again??
Kellie Pickler is just an airheaded twit, this absurdity is just business as usual to her.
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Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Who is Kelly Pickler? I know who JLove is, but this fugly Pickler bitch isn't ringing any bells.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Bitch looks like she just gave a rim job to the Pillsburgh Doughboy and really got fucking into it.
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Yeah, dude. What's up with THAT?
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 1:16am.
Maybe she was eating a powdered doughnut?
But how it ended up on her forhead is anyones guess.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
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No coins, please.
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For the love of Shiloh! Why didn't anyone tell that child that she has powder all over her puss?
Had she asked James Haven, he would have advised her to use MaryKay compact powder. It's invisible!
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Submitted by mld on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:51pm.
I can't get past the spikes that are supposed to be eyelashes to see anything else -_-
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All these chicks wear falsies on the red carpet. In my experience, if you are on stage or doing a photo shoot, heavy makeup and falsies are necessary otherwise the eyes don't pop. Especially in the case of photoshoots - regular makeup doesn't even register under lots of flash. (I hate wearing the damn things myself - after all the farting around with makeup and falsies my eyes are all dry and irritated and my contacts want to jump ship.)
But the falsies on the red carpet have definitely reached a ridiculous level. And guess what? The models/celebrities that do commercials for mascara are wearing FAKES. >sigh<
I'm not one against "powdering my nose" but for shits sake. Use the good shit!
Estrogen a-poppin!
They both need a check-up from the neck-up.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
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Oh my god, I feel sick at her mouth.
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Doesn't this dumb bitch own a mirror? Or does her stylist/makeup artist??? Sweet Christ on a cracker, that's HIDEOUS!!!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
I thought it was Portia DeRossi.
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I can't get past the spikes that are supposed to be eyelashes to see anything else -_-
I don't know who Kellie Pickler is but this one doesn't even have the sense to look in the mirror when the make-up artist is finished!
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They just look like a coupla' Costa Mesa chix you'd run into at South Coast Plaza.
I'd tag it face-down.That would take care of the powder problem.Both of these suburban hotties could get the business.
Wow, that's a really bad powder job she's got going on there.
JLove look svery nice here, I think. She ditched the oversized clothes and put something much nicer on and she looks great.
fucking ugly bitches.....wide hips, clown lips
Looks like whoever powdered Pickler's face also didn't bother to move her hair out of the way, they just powdered over her bangs. Then she prob scooped her hair back with her finger and uncovered the No Powder Zone.
The other fashion crime is JLove's hair...with ears that make her look like a wingnut and a forehead so large she could rent advertising space on it, WHY do you highlight it with a ponytail?
These girls were clearly the butt of some stylists joke.
PETA was protesting the use of tarantulas on her eyes.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
LCT, is that Jemaine in your avie?
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride;
but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Powder aside, somebody's make up artist HATE they asses....
Bitch look like the 'pass around Patty' of the trailer park that trades sexay times for foodstamps even though that married with rug rats ho isn't even on welfare, she just likes free food and fucking dudes...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i take back my thought that kellie might be smart.
On 'Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?', Pickler was also perplexed when asked whether the piccolo belongs to the woodwind, string, or percussion musical family. In trying to reason out the answer to the question, she noted that 'percussion starts with a p' and accordingly decided, 'I'm just going to keep the p's together, and I'm just going to say percussion.'"
from wiki
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:03pm.
SOMEONE knew, but thought it'd be more hilarious not to tell them.
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Someone like us. :-)
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:03pm.
What gets me is that how can someone...anyone...not tell her that her powder is fucked up?Do they want hr to look the fool and does she not own a mirror?
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This reminds me of those times where women show up on the red carpet not wearing pants or underwear on the dresses that end up being see-through on the red carpet. SOMEONE knew, but thought it'd be more hilarious not to tell them.
Someone really hates the Picklehead.
*side-eyes JLoad*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
i thought the blonde chick was tori spelling...jlove's bra is not holding her tits up like it should...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
What gets me is that how can someone...anyone...not tell her that her powder is fucked up?Do they want hr to look the fool and does she not own a mirror?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:54pm.
*shifty paranoia eyes*
How do you know about my little guido friend??
Are you sure he was a priest and not a one-eyed banana??
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He joined the priest and I and he told me he tried putting some dude's pants on his arms so I took a guess.
I'm pretty sure he was a priest. He said he had a weakness for young boys and boxed wine, so I assumed...
she's still way hotter than cornface jlove. hell, she could be wearing my mom's jeans and she would be hotter than jlove. btw, why is this bitch still having pictures taken?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:36pm.
Did someone try to help you out who had a matching Speedo and an equally alcohol-soaked brain?
I travelled to Bruges and had sex with a priest.
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*shifty paranoia eyes*
How do you know about my little guido friend??
Are you sure he was a priest and not a one-eyed banana??
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Kelli Pickler is not going to age well but she seems sweet.
JLove should bring her boobies out more often. She might not be a size 2 but most men would like to suckle off those than be with some skinny twat like Wonky.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:36pm.
Humiliating! I got drunk on the beach in my super-sexy black speedo and forgot how to put on my pants.
How bout you?
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Did someone try to help you out who had a matching Speedo and an equally alcohol-soaked brain?
Mine was glorious. I travelled to Bruges and had sex with a priest.
Are those two the only ones who showed up at the fashion show?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:23pm.
How was everyone's VD?
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Humiliating! I got drunk on the beach in my super-sexy black speedo and forgot how to put on my pants.
How bout you?
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Exhaustion is the new black.
MAYBE she just went head first into a big ol' pile o' blow.
Tony Montana style.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:26pm.
Uneventful. How about you LCT?
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I finally had a VD I enjoyed, but still a Cupid hater. I woke up today with a throat feeling like I swallowed a bunch of Mach 3's. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Let's have our own post-VD party. Full of PURPLE DRANK. I need that medicinal magic.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 6:23pm.
Uneventful. How about you LCT?