The Richest Chichis In The World!
Yeah, Francois-Henri Pinault is looking at us like "Those world-saving chichis are all mine!" And that's because Francois married those tittays o' plenty on Valentine's Day in Paris! You know, he slipped up and said, "I Francois, take you beautiful chichis...." I mean, we all would.
Le Point (via People) says Francois and Salma Hayek became husband and chichis at the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in Paris. The Mayor confirmed that shit.
Francois started titty fucking Salma back in 2007. They got engaged in March 2007, popped out their baby Valentina in September 2007 and then called off their engagement in July of 2008. They got back together this past September.
Francois uses Gucci bags to wipe his asshole, basically. He's the CEO of PPR who owns Gucci and other luxury brands. Last year, Forbes estimated his worth at $16.9 billion. It's good to know that Francois will have the money to replace his nose when it falls off from over-motorboating Salma's magical titty balls.
I didn't think it was possible for me to adore Salma Hayek anymore than I already do!! When she's not busy saving the world with her wonder leche, she's digging for gold! I doubt there's a pre-nup involved. Francois asked her to sign one, but she jiggled her bitties a bit which hypnotized him to forget all about that stupid document! In a quick minute, Salma will have all the cash she needs to buy the Isle of Lesbos for Penny Cruz. They will rename it the Isle of Chichis, naturally. That's my idea of heaven.
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I would not call her a gold digger she was never poor to start with. Her father was a well-to-do Lebanese-Mexican businessman and her mother was an opera singer. She is just marrying into the life style which she is accustomed to. Good for her.
woohooo - good for those chichis
Her boobs are atrractive!
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MK, I have never heard of a gay man so in love with chi-chis as you are! Were you not breast fed as a baby?
Love this gold digger!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
At least she is basically a good soul. Really. I'd rather see Selma prosper than "the world owes me a crown" LBlow.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.
He looks like a poor man's Daniel Craig.
And not only is he hella rich, his father is too. Salma's set for life. No wonder we've been seeing her carry around more Gucci. She better try to pop out a few more kids before those eggs dry up.
I must say, lucky woman this Selma. She's got it made (at least financially, which in these days and times means having made it almost 100 percent). She got her multi millionaire husband whom we all know she definitely would not even have looked at if he wasnt...well, a millionaire. And she had his baby to ensure a lifetime of financial security and cash flow. That's my girl.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Good for them! I have to step my A game up.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Francois has 'sizemeat face'!
PSL/gia---
Lasik has come down in cost lately.
I say this in love. BG and FHP are not the way to go.
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
so the woman who played Kahlo is in reality a huge
golddigging capitalist...how did I not know that
..gotta preserve the eggs anyway possible I guess
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
He is ugly with ugly red pubes. She has a man-face...
ooh, good for her!
she done good, marrying her baby daddy & he is a BILLIONAIRE on top of it!
i'd still do her, of course. even if it means a hot oil wrestling match with penny cruz for to get dibs.
Forget that icky Mexican stinkfish with the old saggy cow udders -FRANCOIS IS HOTTT!!
Are there nude photos?
We want Francois' long think uncut French sizemeat - and hold the bri!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:06pm.
Oh, Ultra-Rich Kid Syndrome (URKS)?
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I wish!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:06pm.
Oh, Ultra-Rich Kid Syndrome (URKS)?
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Congrats to Salma and her delightful bosom!
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
I KNEW IT! I KNEW they were back together!
*sigh* Salma...how do I love thee...?
PS. Congrats, ho!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Lucky bitch...He is not only a billionaire, but his looks are actually sort of tolerable. In that pic he reminds me of an older, homelier, richer Daniel Craig...C'mon, there has to be some sort of suffering that comes along with this, it cant be that easy for her!!
Otter, I don't think he is that bad....I'd rather sleep with him than Donald Trump, or many others.......
I'd sleep with Bill Gates- I think he is kinda cute in a dorky way....lol
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
parissucksliterally
I understand your point, but look at that mug! It makes my clit want to duck and cover.
Perfection...money, boobs and an older man.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:03pm.
Oh, don't I know!
(just kidding)
If I were super-rich, I'd always worry that my kids might be kidnapped for ransom. Ultra-rich kids can't lead a normal life.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
I think we can all agree, he is wealthy. Whatever he does or doesn't own makes no difference really, he is loaded! Loaded.
Quick correction: this guy owns Gucci and a number of other luxury brands, but not Louis Vuitton. That's LVMH which is run by the Arnaults. Unfortunately the next in line is a woman who's already married, so no hope of gold digging.
Good for her!!!!!
At least it didnt become some ghastly photo op-I think shes cool...
LUCKY BITCH
He's not traditionally handsome but who cares? Power is *very* sexy because powerful people are smart, confident and competent. (Donald Trump is the one exception to that rule. Ugg) Salma's not stupid and probably doesn't want a stupid man.
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
wow! congrats to the lucky couple. i hope they'll be able afford to care for their baby. thank goodness she believes in breastfeeding. whew!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 10:54am.
Yeah , he said that he is the CEO of PPR but then he said that he owns LV which is incorrect since LV is part of LVMH owned by Arnault.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Otter Pop on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:51am.
NO amount of money on earth would ever make me want to fuck an old, ugly dude.
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I used to think that way too....but I am sooooo tired of bring poor, I can't say I'd refuse at this point. :)
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride;
but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
A good match I say. They both come from money, are used to being in the spotlight, are multilingual, both are around the same age but she looks a lot younger which is important. I also love that the tabs yet again got it all wrong. Congrats!
Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 10:51am.
Isn't that what MK said?!
He is not that old he is 46.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
He does not own Louis Vouiton .He is one of the main rivals whit LVMH which include Louis Vuitton ,henessy , emilion pucci , givenchy and a bunch of other expensive crap which is owned by Bernard Arnault. Salmas husband is the chairman and CEO of PPR they own part of PUMA , Gucci , Yves Saint Laurent , Bottega Veneta , Balenciaga ,RedCats and other stuff. I can't believe the media always saids he is the owner of LV.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on "millionaire friends . c om". It is said she is dating a great guy there.
I'm a goldigger (an unsucLESSful one) , what's wrong with that?
I don't consider this man ugly at all plus Salma was always wealthy even when she was doing soap operas back in mexico.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
He doesn't own Louis Vuitton, he only runs it. His pepaw is the moneybags.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ois-Henri_Pinault
Yay Salma! Congrats! And I don't think she's a gold digger, either. She grew up with money (her mom was an opera singer and her dad was in oil, I believe) so I think she's just going after the lifestyle which she's accustomed to. Good for her and the chichis!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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I'm kind of disappointed. She's one of the few women I'd go gay for, and now she's off the market. I hope that lucky French bitch appreciates the chichis.
I don't think it's fair to call Salma a gold digger. She's a successful actress and producer in her own right. She may have been poor in the past but those days are long gone. Besides it's not such a strange match. They're both in their 40s, he's not too ugly, and I can understand her wanting to marry outside Hollywood.
Congrats to the newlyweds. I like Salma. She seems like a real person, not someone who takes themself way toooo seriously like too many other twats in the biz.
she has skillz and that man is handsome... i wanna go buck wild in africa, le leche style, it would make me feel really useful
Shiiiit, I would lick his oily peen (assuming its greasy like his face) every fuckin minute of the day if I got with that dude!!!!!
16.9 bil?!? Thats alot of makeup & Mcdonalds sweet ice teas. =]
Submitted by Otter Pop on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:51am.
NO amount of money on earth would ever make me want to fuck an old, ugly dude.
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Werd. That's why I subsist on Aldi brand crackers and fuzz-covered Lifesavers from my couch cushions.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
I can't be the only onw who thinks salma is overrated. nice tits but she has a chin that rivals ja leno.