Cokey Baby Alert!
Back in January, Kate Moss was photographed in Thailand looking like she was suffering from a little condition called knocked the fuck up. Some weren't sure if this was the case, since bitch was sucking on fags and downing beer. But this is The Moss we're talking about. Bitch can't breathe in oxygen unless it's laced with nicotine.
The other night, Kate left a restaurant in London, where I'm sure she enjoyed a plate of parsley, looking like she was definitely preggers. Yes, I used preggers to remind us all the grossness of that world. It sounds like something I spit up this morning.
The News of the World says Kate is indeed the Big P and is expecting her new baby's arrival in August. Since she's past 12-weeks, she's telling more and more friends. A source said, “She’s vowing to be an even better mum this time.” This time? Oh, yeah. She has another one of those kid things. I always forget about that. Usually when I see Kate, she has a ciggie in her hand, not a baby friend.
The father this time around is Jamie Hince, her Count Von Count-looking boyfriend. Damn. That baby is going to come out looking like this.
There's still a little piece of me that wishes maybe she's pregnant with Dreamboat Doherty's baby. It could happen. His spermies are just as wasted as him. They probably got distracted on the way to Kate's eggs. They hit up a few bars, crashed at a few crackhouses and eventually snuggled into her eggs years later. If the baby comes out with a "Property of the DH" stamp on its ass, we'll know Dreamy is the daddy!
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another poor baby being born to fucked up parents...
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Some commenter here, Keane, posted a childhood pic of this one, BEFORE NOSEJOB, and you just know some designer hired her on a bet over drinks and coke one night. Calvin Klein?
I know Klein hired and was enamored with that horse-faced, big-nosed, bulging eyed Carolyn Bessette Kennedy.
Insulting to the rest of us.
Happy mother!
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the other one is not a baby anymore, she is a littke girl and probably is better off being raised by the nanny!
Oh God, I could not care less...(yes, I had to go to the trouble to type that)
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
i like kate does that mean im going to hell?!?!
Her face looked so busted up a couple of months ago, I thought maybe she couldn't get it fixed without it looking unnatural, but now it looks good.
Looks to me like she ate the whole side salad for dinner.
This is more fetal fuckery than I can take. Between Octopussy, the nightmarishly hideous teenage skank in the UK and now this overrated, worthless cokewhore snorting and drinking her way through another pregnancy; there's no hope for the future. None. I need to go and hug my dogs now.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Those baby bats were cuter than anything this stick will ever pop out of her diseased birth canal.
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Why can't these people use birth control?
STOP BREEDING! WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF A GLOBAL DISASTER OF OVERPOPULATION AND GLOBAL WARMING!
That's billionaire Top Shop (amongst others) owner, Phil Green. The geezer she did her fashion line with. They were also supposed to be banging though he is married, old and repulsive. The woman really is the biggest slut on the face of the planet. If its moving bang it, if its got a pulse, bang it. You can take the Croydon out of the girl...
Aw, C'mon MJ - Dreamboat makes beautiful babies. Haven't you ever seen Astile? Of course, Mama Moorish isn't a toxic wastedump, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.
"Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:19pm.
Is that Ron Jeremy behind her?"
Looks like Bob Hoskins to me.
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Is that Ron Jeremy behind her?
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
Carefreea - I agree, I think she is a totally shallow, worthless, self-centred waste of space. All her life has entailed for 20 years is posing for photos, wearing clothes designers send her, shopping a bit, doing drugs, having a series of affairs, shagging all her friends, throwing parties and having orgies. Oh and ok I guess I forgot holidays to really challenging and ineresting places like Ibiza and Mauritius. Bitch can't even do a taxing holiday. She is only vaguely and intermittently interested in her child. And don't even get me started on her "fashion line" or "bitch goes shopping with Katie England and on the basis of what they've bought, knocks up a collection for her" as I call it.
With all her money, free time and influence (she is idolised by young girls in the UK) she could have done so much for charity and so many different causes and awareness projects. What has she done? I believe she did something for Comic Relief (tv fundraiser) a couple of times. She's done fuck all else. All her life consists of is shagging any band member she considers cool and edgy and sticking narcotics in her brainless head. I would say she is like Posh and JLo but she makes them look talented and hard-working. I rest my case.
NOOOOOOO!
the baby bat pic was cuuuuuttee.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
The kid will come out with so many drugs in it's system that Kate will be snorting it's dirty diapers.
for the sake of that poor kid, lets pray that the entire Primrose Hill set stops having children. Wonder how many times Lila has gotten into mommy's stash?
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That doesn't look like a pregnant tummy, it's more like bloat or fat tummy. Those pants are horribe too.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Bah, it's just a little coke bloat! Bitch aint pregnant.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I KNEW THIS ONE TOO! Damn! I'm on a role!
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Shouldnt her belly be getting a little bigger? It looks a bit smaller here than it did at the beach...Is she borrowing Katie Holmes pregnant pillow buddies?
carefrea, she is a disgusting excuse for a mother.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:05am.
"she vows to be a better Mum this time"?
Lila Grace is only SIX. She can get her shit together for HER if she really gave a crap.
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She's no longer with that kid's father, so why would she? That's how she seems to come across to me, i.e. exceptionally selfish and shallow.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Hey, I was thisclose with Mankelwitz! : )
I got the Stuart part right any way! : P
DG, not to burst your bubble, but you didn't- his name was Stuart Markowitz.....:)
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
She needs to be spayed!
I can't believe I remembered his stupid character name, but couldn't think of his real name.
The dude with Kate looks exactly like him, I think, maybe a little taller.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:23am.
devilgirl, his name is Michael - I am blanking on the last name, but he is/was married to Jill Eikenberry in real life.....shit, now I have to go IMDB it.
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Tucker! You jogged it with the Michael! Haha! Michael Tucker!
MK!! You ain't right for that picture of those baby bats or whatever the hell those were!!
Tears baby, tears is what's on my face!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Michael Tucker!!
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
devilgirl, his name is Michael - I am blanking on the last name, but he is/was married to Jill Eikenberry in real life.....shit, now I have to go IMDB it.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
I hope that's not real cheetah.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
ubmitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:10am.
I can't remember his real name, so I had to go with the character's name.
I think I spelled it wrong though. : )
@ Devilgirl. I was thinking the same thing but I couldn't remember the guy's name.
"she vows to be a better Mum this time"?
Lila Grace is only SIX. She can get her shit together for HER if she really gave a crap.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
Like she remembers she already has ONE kid.
SOOOO over-rated.
I heard her birthday party lasted three days. There is no way anyone can convince me pounds of cocaine were not involved.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
what a nightmare if she is pregnant. JJ Federline will look normal next to this baby.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride;
but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Wasn't she just smashed at her birthday party a month ago? This woman should be forced to have her tubes tied. She's an irresponsible wreck.
More selfish trash having children they don't deserve. Next!
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on "millionaire friends . c om". It is said she is dating a great guy there.
All the cocaine i do has baby laxatives in it...so co-kate with a baby in it makes sense
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Why is she hanging out with Stuart Mankelwitz from L.A Law?
She can't even be bothered with her first kid. She was quoted as saying she TRIES to have dinner with her daughter ONCE A WEEK.
These people.
i wouldnt be surprised if this bitch is knocked up
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