Monday, February 16th 2009
Keep Courtney Love Away From This Bitch
Because she'll do it again!
Jared Leto strolled into the Calvin Klein show in NYC looking like a glass of Cobain with a splash of Brad Pitt circa Legend of the Fall and a sprinkle of JT Leroy. Bitch needs to stop fighting the hot and wash away the peroxide to uncover the Jordan Catalano beneath all that shit. The Jordan Catalano we all tickled our nipples to.
And you know Kanye West really thought he was posing with Kurt Cobain. Kanye is so GREAT that Kurt Cobain will rise from the dead just to pose with the voice of this generation. We won't burst his ego bubble. We'll let Kanye be great!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:08pm.
Paint huffer! ahahahaha I wonder if Kayne uses designer socks to huff paint?
Only in a pinch...he saves his tiny jewelery bags from Tiffany's for that. He probably uses Krylon for "gourmet" huffing instead of the 99 cent spray the rest of us buy at Home Depot.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Michael YOU'D let Jared Leto tap your no-no hole, you know it! We'll 3-way him!
DeeDee, how do you huff paint with socks? I am unfamiliar with paint huffing, not that you are or anything, but tell me about the socks!
She looks so hot and sexy. I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site "millionaire friends .c om" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:08pm.
Paint huffer! ahahahaha I wonder if Kayne uses designer socks to huff paint?
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Submitted by RecessVillain on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:05pm.
Jared looks like he is using smack.
Kanye looks like he is a paint huffer.
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hahaha...i'm thinking Kayne likes to dust...leaves no paint marks and leads to delusional style choices
And I love the JT Leroy reference ha!
Holy shit, Kanye is TINY! Jared Leto is only 5'7"... I always imagined Kanye being like 6'2". This explains so much... He acts like a total shithead asshole because he has Short Man's Syndrome!!!
Submitted by gia on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:08pm.
Agreed. I like the dark hair better than the long blonde. Jared is hot but I can't get past the douche.
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Let's just fucking have fun. Bye!
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:55am.
of course he'll never be like Kurt Cobain. 30 Seconds To Mars is a walking, talking, breathing joke.
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Good videos though. If you watch them with the sound off and add your own soundtrack...
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i've only seen one video-The Kill, and it totally turns me off. what kind of soundtrack do you have in mind? let's say if i switched the music to one of The Strokes', i don't think it'll do the trick because i'd rather watch the drool worthy Strokes-men.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Oh fuck no Jared Leto is such a poser is seems whenever the wind changes direction his dumbass picks up a new personality and this time it was Kurt, but bitch please not even in his wildest dreams.
Two giant poseurs at one event! What are the odds? Kanye at least has the redeeming quality of entertaining writing.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
A jean jacket underneath a blazer? What a fucking douche.
MK, we have to be in love, i was totally feeling you when you mentioned JT LeRoy, you're all up in my brain and shit
his music sucks, but I love his acting and he looks like he tastes delicious. he is yummy.
parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:05pm
*shakes PSL's hand*, It's a Deal.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I will not argue that Jared is a good looking guy, but he is such a fucking douche, it makes him gross.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
He is allegedly a douche, but when he looks more natural he has a nice face & very gorgeous eyes.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb58/natseightniner/jared-leto.jpg
http://www.jaredleto-fr.com/images/Images/jared37.jpg
There's just something about a dude using a flatiron that turns me off, though...
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Paint huffer! ahahahaha I wonder if Kayne uses designer socks to huff paint?
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Let's just fucking have fun. Bye!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:05pm.
I have always felt that way too about Jared.
The blonde hair is bringing out the hwat beast in him though.
Certainly an improvement from his 30 Seconds to Mars emo raccoon eyed shtick.
Jared looks like he is using smack.
Kanye looks like he is a paint huffer.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
LOVE, you can have Jared. I'll take Justin....lmao
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
Submitted by devilgirl: "I don't know about you guys, but I think he and Kanye make an attractive looking bi-racial couple!"
Now that you mention it, they do.
I never thought anything could make him attractive to my eyes, but the blond hair did it. I'm astonished! He still sets off my bi-dar, but he looks very good here.
This is one of those celeb transformations for the better. Rare but gratifying.
He really is channeling isn't he? Stand him next to Courtney after she's had a few and let the hilarity begin.
Fuck Me, LITERALLY!
And I don't care who knows about it....
He's HWAT!
Admit it, at the very least he is not as Fame hworing as his douchey peers.
ADMIT IT!!!!
*licks screen*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I don't know about you guys, but I think he and Kanye make an attractive looking interracial couple!
kanye is SHORT
oh god!
before i blew up the thumbnail i thought it was just a blue shirt-
but NO! its a fuckin' jean jacket 3 sizes too small!
kanye- WTF??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:55am.
of course he'll never be like Kurt Cobain. 30 Seconds To Mars is a walking, talking, breathing joke.
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Good videos though. If you watch them with the sound off and add your own soundtrack...
Kanye West looks a mess, me thinks his stylist went nuts with a Sears card.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"And you know Kanye West really thought he was posing with Kurt Cobain. Kanye is so GREAT that Kurt Cobain will rise from the dead just to pose with the voice of this generation. We won't burst his ego bubble. We'll let Kanye be great!"
MK, now you know you are wrong LOL. lord have mercy
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
whoa...he does resemble cobain in this picture to me...it's kind of nice to see longer hair on guy...a nice change of pace
Got dayum! Now I remember why he was my masturbatory fantasy in My So Called Life.
He so zexy.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Bitch needs to stop fighting the hot and wash away the peroxide to uncover the Jordan Catalano beneath all that shit
Truer words have never been spoken.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:51am.
I don't understand. What does this have to do with Courtney Love? Because his hair is a bit Cobain-ish? Jared will never be the genius Kurt was.
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i think it's because Courtney Love has a history of hitting on anybody that looks like Kurt Cobain.
of course he'll never be like Kurt Cobain. 30 Seconds To Mars is a walking, talking, breathing joke.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Maybe its just be but I'm diggin' the blond bit. Still a douche and F list rocker, but yeah, he looks doable now.
He's sexy as hell, but he's A) short, and B) a total douche (from what I've read), so that pretty much nullifies the hot. Sorta. Alright, not really, I'd still totally hit it.
I don't understand. What does this have to do with Courtney Love? Because his hair is a bit Cobain-ish? Jared will never be the genius Kurt was.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
now he looks like the kind of guy i could go at it
in a bar bathroom with!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
he looks Fabio-esque to me.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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He looks hwat! However, why did he have to zip and button his jacket all the way to the top? That's what mom's do to their kids before sending them off to school in the mornings.
I just felt a little tingle in my no-no area. Off topic: I just deleted Drudge Report from my favorites after being optically raped by a Sarah Palin ad, a GOP ad, and articles about the global warming myth, a Muslim extremist in NY, and Obama's taking the weekend off.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
i'd like to cut his hair a little but
mmmmm... yummy!
for the first time in a long time he's hot again!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'