Spot The Cheetoling!
One of these things is made of wax and the other is made of Cheetos. One lights up with the help of a wick and the other lights up with the help of a Lexapro-infused Frapp! Okay, enough of that. Brit Brit has a new wax figure and that shit is pretty much the real thing. Same pan-fried weave, same Krispy Kreme-glazed eyes and matching Chiclet teefs! They can probably have a really deep and meaningful conversation together about how Pop Rocks should really make lube.
The wax figure just needs a generous sprinkling of Cheeto dust. Also, if they could make that shit wet fart chipped beef, then it would be Brit Brit's clone! Seriously, Brit should take the rest of the year off and send her wax figure out on tour instead. Just put that thing on stage, slap a face mic on it and nobody will know the difference.
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The wax one looks best.
she is still one of my favorite celebrites,but it seems that she is more and more hopeless.
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There needs to be gum inside the moth to make it a perfect copy.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hahahahaha!!! Chipped Beef is the sweetest burn known to man! After I saw it the first time We all started using it. I'm glad to see chipped beef has made another appearance. This time metaphorically in some cheeto ass. Haha for like a week straight every time i pooped I thought of chipped beef, and was then creeped out by my own ass. It was a brown eye giving the side eye to another brown eye!!
CHIPPED BEEF FOR PREZ!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
fucking hell! i hate this dopey bitch and that stupid dumb smile of hers! seriously is she for real? goes to show our society is in intellectual decay!
Yay...the celebration of mediocrity moves steadily along!
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Yeah it's spelled wrong, wanna fight about it?
Ha ha you all are so funny... I want to know if she is anatomy correct??? Also does it come with a three speed or just a two speed vibrator?
Wow... that individual doing the "Hit me one more time" outfit... looks to be at least 45. I bet she uses that same outfit while working the afternoon shift at the bar.
But I agree with the few... it is a really good likeness of her. But sadly the wax Britney looks saner than the real Britney.
Go figure. She's first one I ever saw that looks the same in both.
PS. in that thumb at the bottom: Who the fuck is that one on her knees tryna be? The ringleader? She's as plausible as Britney so I guess it's apropos...
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:39pm.
Does it even matter which is which? They both have the exact same brain filling.
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Now THAT is spot ON.
Does it even matter which is which? They both have the exact same brain filling.
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*runs in* *swaps fake award for Frapp*
*dumps bag of Cheetos on her head*
*leaves*
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
love brit!! the wig looks better on the wax, tho
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AND YOU´RE WALKING IN THE BACKGROUND, LIKE, DADADADADADA... WHAT DON´T YOU FUCKIN´ UNDERSTAND?- my Bale
the wax figure is prettier, and i do detect a dusting of cheeto
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They may as well send the wax work on the tour instead, because Twitney doesn't WANT to tour, she HAS to tour. That record label will sue her ass if she doesn't.
Trust, she'll claim she's suffering laryngitis, a bum knee, the flu, the KIDS are sick, and shows will be canceled.
She thought she was being really smart when she said she wouldn't tour if her boo-boos couldn't go with her. She actually thought Kfed would refuse. HA! Outsmarted by Kfed's lawyers again. If she refused to pay Kfed the extra 5K, she'd look like a cheap bitch who really doesn't want her kids back. She'd be labeled "Unfitney" all over again.
they captured her blank, vacant xanax stare.
I actually think the wax Shitney has some light in the eyes. I think it's true that an artist gives of themself when creating something. Too bad this artist has such questionable taste!
That shit DOES NOT look like Britney. The nose/mouth area is all wrong!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Damn, that looks just like her! Scary.
"Just put that thing on stage, slap a face mic on it and nobody will know the difference." LOL! Especially if they can make the wax figure move its arms around to mimick Brit's "dance moves."
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
ah... they should have captured her likeness during the gas station drive by days totally jonesing out.
Why isn't the wax model posing on its knees with its mouth wide open, lips covered in Cheeto dust and its face covered in 'goo' (to keep it clean) and a pack of Cheetos, cigarettes, and a half-finsihed bottle of vodka nearby? I demand realism in wax exhibits.
It's pretty sad when the wax replica of yourself looks better than the real thing...and is probably saner than you are too.
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cant tell the difference. but i concour with mk, send the fake one on tour LMAO
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
Whoever created the wax dummy was very generous in recreating Britney's legs- they normally look like they're on upside down.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 02/16/2009 -
Wonder if that wax is scented? You know, like the candles on your Mom's Thanksgiving table.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Dam thats one of the best wax figures ive seen!!! Why are her legs white though? is she wearing nylons?
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I never stay on topic :)
Is it wrong that I actually think she looks good here? *ducks from flying tomato*
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:47pm.
wat's with the tribute to Daryl Hannah's mermaid hair?
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LMAO! grapedrinkbaby, you owe me one new keyboard.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
speaking of wax, and no talent- gofugyourself has a pic of Kim K....she has DEFINITELY had work done on her face recently. NO doubt in my mind now.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
How does one become a wax person creator? Is there a school? I need a brochure.
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Let's just fucking have fun. Bye!
I wanna see a wax statue of her at the VMAs, with drug-addled eyes, fishnets, and overhanging tummy.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Hmm. Wonder if that wax is scented? You know, like the candles on your Mom's Thanksgiving table. Whoo hoo..Shitney smells like loganberries!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:43pm.
Who are the dumb suburban mall-looking chicks around the wax figure?
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LOL... I didn't enlarge that picture at first and I thought it was the Pussycat Dolls posing with WaxBritney. Then I realized it was some "women" imitating various looks of britney videos. How, um, sad.
wat's with the tribute to Daryl Hannah's mermaid hair?
it doesn't look like her to me!
The wax Britney probably sings better.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
they are both made of wax
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Who are the dumb suburban mall-looking chicks around the wax figure?
I just love MK’s commentary on Shitney, he’s the only one that shows her for what she is, nothing but a manufactured puppet and I love it when he says she has conversations with inanimate objects like the x-mas greeting one; her talking to the giant toy soldiers and now her wax clone it cracks me up.
Submitted by meeeee on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:37pm.
Too bad they couldn't capture the crazy in that face.
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Bwahahaha!
I would pay good money to see the wax statue of BritBrit attacking paparazzi with an umbrella(ella-ella-ella).
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Too bad they couldn't capture her skin damage and wide set eyes.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
i don't know, all seven look scary to me. are you sure they're not the cast from Friday, 13th?
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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because the world needed another wax statue of Britney.
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Yes it's real baby, got me so crazy
Light my fire dirty, like the way you serve me
Stimulate my body, crunk just like a party
Oh you won't be sorry, my Papi, I'm your Mami
- Missy Elliott "Bring The Pain"
She's half plastic these days anyways. What's with the awful "lookalikes" though?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
They got her upper lip wrong but the teeth are perfect. This sucks though, I wanna see a wax figure in brown stank boots & a pink wig:(
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somehow the wax version looks less manic.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
It's pictures like that one that remind me how pretty she actually is.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I like naughty Cheetoling-wannabe in the back and white stripes.
The rest are very, very, very, very, very sad.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Too bad they couldn't capture the crazy in that face.
The maniacal smile, the too-wide eyes. Oh well, it's only wax.
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